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PostPosted: Sun Dec 19, 2004 8:36 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I get a letter!

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From: [email protected] <[email protected]>
Date: Wed, 15 Dec 2004 18:21:56 -0800
Subject: STRICTLY CONFIDENTIAL


FROM MARIAN ALHAJAH

C/O SHEWU ABACHA
TEL:234-8035680082
FAX:234-336741

STRICTLY CONFIDENTIAL

DEAR GOOD FRIEND,

I AM MARIAN ABACHA, WIDOW TO THE FORMER MILITARY HEAD OF STATE, LATE
GENERAL
SANI ABACHA, WHO DIED SUDDENLY AS A RESULT OF CARDIAC ARREST.

ONE EARLY MORNING, I WAS CALLED BY MY LATE HUSBAND GENERAL SANI ABACHA
WHO
AT THAT TIME WAS THE COMMANDER IN CHEIF OF THE ARMED FORCES AND THE
HEAD
OF STATE OF THE FEDERAL REPUBLIC OF NIGERIA, HE CONDUCTED ME AROUND THE
APARTMENT AND SHOWED ME THREE METAL BOXES OF MONEY ALL IN FOREIGN
CURRENCY.
MY HUSBAND TOLD ME HE WAS TO USE THE MONEY FOR THE SETTLEMENT OF HIS
PERSONAL
ROYAL GUARDS ON HIS SELF-SUCCESSION BID AND CAMPAINGS.

UPON HIS TRAGIC AND UNEXPECTED DEATH, THE NEW CIVILIAN GOVERNEMT HAS
INSISTED
ON PROBING MY FAMILY'S FINANCIAL RESOURCES AND HAS GAZETTED ALL OUR
PROPERTIES.
ALSO, THEY RECENTLY SEIZED ALL THE FAMILY KNOWN FUNDS ABROAD WITH THE
ASSISTANCE
OF THE BRITISH GOVERNMENT. IT IS ONLY THIS MONEY US$3500,000,000.000.00
(three houndered and fifty MILLION US DOLLARS ONLY) HE DEPOSITED WITH
THE
SECURITY COMPANY VAULT AT TOGO (LOME) THAT THEY CANNOT TRACE BECAUSE
THE
FUNDS WERE DEPOSITED AS AN (ANTIQUITY) AFRICAN ART WORK FROM NIGERIA
ART
GALLERY, THE FAMILY INTENDS TO USE THIS MONEY FOR INVESTMENT PURPOSE TO
ENABLE THE FAMILY TO START LIFE ALL OVER AGAIN.

THEREFORE, THE FAMILY IS URGENTLY IN NEED OF A VERY RELIABLE INVESTOR
PARTICIPANT
THAT WE COULD EN TRUST WITH THE CERTIFICATE OF DEPOSIT AND (PIN)
PERSONAL
IDENTIFICATION NUMBER CODE TO HELP US REMOVE THE FUNDS SINCE NO NAMES
WERE
USED IN SECURING THE VAULT.

I GOT YOUR NAME AND CONTACT ADDRESS FROM OUR CHAMBER OF COMMERCE AND
INDUSTRY
OFFICE IN LAGOS, NIGERIA. IF THE PROPOSAL IS ACCEPTABLE TO YOU, AFTER
GETTING
THE MONEY OUT OT THE SECURITY COMPANY VAULT TO YOUR COUNTRY, MY FAMILY
HAVE
AGREED TO OFFER YOU 25% OF THE TOTAL SUM FOR THE ASSISTANCE YOU
RENDERED
TO US AND BANK THE FAMILY'S OWN PART OF THE FUNDS AND ASSIST US IN
INVESTING
(WITH MY APPROVAL) IN A PROJECT AS A FRONT FROM THERE WE CAN DISCUSS
THE
WAY FORWARD, MOST ESPECIALLY NOW THAT MY ELDEST SON, MOHAMMED AND I ARE
UNDER PRESSURE FROM THE GOVERNEMENT.

In the light of this, I would like you to forward to
me the following information:

1. Your company name and address if any
2. Your personal fax number
3. Your personal telephone number for easy
communication.

PLEASE, I EXPECTED YOU TO BE TRUSTWORTHY BECAUSE THIS MONEY IS THE LAST
HOPE OF MY FAMILY AND I BELIEVED YOU WILL NOT BETRAY US.I HAVE ARRANGED
WITH THE FINANCE HOUSE TO EFFECT COMPLETE LODGMENT OF THIS MONEY INTO
YOUR
ACCOUNT WITHIN TWO WEEKS OF THE RECEIPT OF YOUR RESPONSE.THEY HAVE
EQUALLY
GUARANTEED 100% RISK FREE AND SMOOTH TRANSFER.

I LOOK FORWARD TO YOUR QUICK RESPONSE.
PLEASE KINDLY REACH ME BY THIS TEL: 234-8035680082 OR MY E-MAIL ALTERNATIVE
<[email protected]>

FOR MORE DETAILS ON
THE LOGISTICS AND MODALITIES IF YOU ARE INTERESTED IN A "PARTNERSHIP"
SO
THAT WE CAN ARRANGE A MEETING IN TOGO (LOME) AT THE SECURITY COMPANY.

NOTE: I DO NOT NEED TO REMIND YOU OF THE ABSOLUTE SECRECY AND
CONFIDENTIALITY
THAT THIS TRANSACTION DEMANDS. YOU ARE FREE TO SPEAK TO ( SHEWU ABACHA)
ON THE PHONE. COMMUNICATION IS STRICTLY ON THE ABOVE TEL NUMBER ONLY.
SHEWU
WILL ONLY BE THE ONE TO TELL YOU WHEN EVER IT IS POSSIBLE TO TALK TO
ME.
IF YOU ARE NOT INTERESTED, PLEASE KINDLY REPLY ME IMMEDIATELY TO ENABLE
ME SEARCH FOR ANOTHER INTERESTED PARTNER.

THANKS AND ACCEPT MY REGARDS.
ALHAJA MARIAN ABACHA_______________________________


You knows I must respond to this piece of ass:

Hugh G. Rection" >
To: "[email protected]" <[email protected]>
Cc: [email protected]

Date: Thu, 16 Dec 2004 20:14:12 -0500
Subject: Re: STRICTLY CONFIDENTIAL

Hello Marian baby

I am the irascible Rev Dr. Hugh G Rection of the erotic Church of
Zetty Twine. We worship our Lord, and we also treat patients with
sexually transmitted diseases and sexual dysfunction. We are a multi
million dollar corporation and are very interested in foreign
investment.
We have many faithful and SATISFIED parishioners.
In fact, I am attaching a photo of one of our latest satisfied
parishioners. Perhaps you'd consider joining our Church?
Anyway my darling, send me the details on how we can help you.
Holler back!
Rev Dr Hugh G Rection
Church of Zetty Twine

I attach some pics:
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PostPosted: Sun Dec 19, 2004 8:40 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

She actually falls for it!

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From: alhajah marian <[email protected]>
To: drhughgrection
Date: Thu, 16 Dec 2004 20:07:59 -0800 (PST)
Subject: THANKS FOR YOUR MAIL.

HELLO Rev Dr Hugh G Rection,

I got your mail,thanks for showing interest in taken the custody of this Fund. Am looking forward in working and associating with your Company.I believe your trustworthy because this Fund is our last hope.I strongly hope you will not betray me.
We don't have enough time,i will like this transfer transaction to be completed within a short period.I consulted the attorney of the security company where this Fund is Deposited,he made it clear to me that we have four option of recieving this Fund through there branches in:India,Holland,London and Togo.I would like you to make your choice by indicating the country of your choice,among these Countries listed above,to enable us to finalise the arrangement with the Security Company here.
As soon as you make your choice among these countries listed above,the Security Company will issure you the Deposite Certificate with PIN CODE identification number of the box for collection of the Fund in there branch,in any of these country of your choice.
My son Shewu Abacha is representing me in all the issure concerening this Fund.Feel free to be dealing with him using direct phone number:234-8035680082.
I wait for your urgent response.
Cheers,
alhajah Marian Abacha.


Marian Abacha...why does THAT name sound familiar? She must have been baited by just about EVERYONE here...what a slut!

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PostPosted: Sun Dec 19, 2004 8:41 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I have a feeling she will be a bit difficult to bait, since she's "been around the baiting block"

Hello darling Marian

I would never betray you. I am a minister of God and of the prophet
Zetty, peace be upon him, and I am desirous of a longlasting, erotic,
and mutually beneficial relationship with you. I promise you that you
will never regret being my partner. My Church always leaves our
parishioners satisfied and sated.
By the way, I tried to call your son, and could not get through. Why
don't you just furnish me the details through e mail? Let me know what
you need, sweetness.
Would you provide your picture to our Blessed Ministry?
Love in Zetty and Jesus H. Christ,
Rev Hugh

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PostPosted: Sun Dec 19, 2004 8:42 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

No response for two days...so...I probably lost her. I fire off a final quick note...maybe just maybe she'll reply.

Darling sweety,
Won't you reply to me?
Hugh


oh well.

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PostPosted: Tue Dec 21, 2004 12:39 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked
I FINALLY get a reply!

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To: drhughgrection
Date: Mon, 20 Dec 2004 08:13:51 -0800 (PST)
Subject: FROM MARIAN.

DEAR HUGH,
THANKS FOR YOUR MAIL.
HOW ARE DOING TODAY?
HUGH, WHAT YOU WILL DO FOR ME NOW IS TO ASSIST ME TO GOT AN ATTORNEY HERE IN NIGERIA WHO WILL HELP US TO GO TO FEDRAL HIGH COURT OF NIGERIA ABUJA TO SECURE CERTIFICETA FOR US.
THE CERTIFICETA ARE.
(1)THE DEATH CERTIFICETA OF LATE MY HUSBAND GERNERAL SONNI ABACHA.
(2)THE CERTIFICETA OF DEPOSITE.
AS SOON AS THE ATTORNEY FINISHED SECUREING ALL THE WHOLE DOCUMENTS FROM THE HIGH COURT THEN THE BANK CAN BE ABLE TO TRANSFER THE MONEY IN YOUR ACCOOUNT IN U.S.A. TO GET AN ATTORNEY HEAR IT COST US SOME MONEY AND I PROMISE TO JOIN YOUR CHURCH OKEY, AND ALL SO TO INVEST MY MONEY TO YOUR CHURCH IN U.S.A. PLEASE MY DEAR BROTHER IN THE LORD KEEP THIS TRNSACTION STRICTLY AND CONFIDENTIAL.
I NEED THIS INFORMATION FROM YOU.
(1)YOUR PERSINAL TELEPHONE NUMBER.
(2)THE NAME OF YOUR BANK AND ADDRESS.
(3)YOUR ACCOUNT NUMBER AND YOUR BENEFICARY NAME.
(4)YOUR AGE AND YOUR ADDRESS.
TODAY I WILL GO TO THE CITY TO LOOK FOR AN ATTORNEY WHO WILL HELP US IN THIS TRANSACTION.PLEASE CALL ME WITH MY PERSINAL PHONE LINE.(234-8035767076)
I WILL BE EXPECTING TO HEAR FROM YOU SOON.
THANKS
MARIAN ABACHA(THE WIDOW)I...LOVE..YOU.


________________________________


She LOVES me!!

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PostPosted: Tue Dec 21, 2004 12:42 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I respond to my new true love

To: marian abacha <[email protected]>
Date: Mon, 20 Dec 2004 19:36:20 -0500
Subject: Re: FROM MARIAN.

Hey hey hey Marian baby,

I'm feeling quite randy today. Believe me, it was a LONG and HARD day.
I told you already that I'd help you as best I can. I'm so glad that
you promise to join my Church! Praise the Lord!

Ok, my bank is the Second National Bankers Trust located at 1746
Hillary Clinton St, New Bedford, West Dakota 23234-0090
Account number I81U812
Beneficiary is the Church of Zetty Twine
I am 48 years of age, my birthdate is 04-26-56
My fax number is 1-xxx-xxx-xxxx

So, you are a widow? I'm sorry to hear of your husband's passing. Let
me propose this: I am looking for a nice woman with whom to enjoy life
and my immense amount of money. Perhaps you and I will hit it off?

Hope to hear from you soon, oh beautiful sexy woman.

Yours in Jesus H. Christ
Hugh


Will she write back, or break my heart?

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PostPosted: Thu Dec 23, 2004 8:52 am Reply with quoteBack to top

She REALLY loves me, AND lo and behold, a request for money!

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To: "Hugh G. Rection" >
Date: Tue, 21 Dec 2004 08:36:33 -0800 (PST)
Subject: FROM MARIAN.

Dear Hugh G. Rection"
how are you today?
i met the lawyer today and he is asking us to pay him ($2,500.00 Dollars) for him to get the certificate for us. but my love i dont have the money, pls my love i want you to help me and send the money, so that i will pay the lawyer okay
pls send the money by western union money transfer with my secretary Name.
(1)Receiver Name Austin odunze
(2)sender------------
(3)Test question marian
(4)Answer marian
(5)CONTROL NO.
pls don,t fail to give me the information through my E-mail okay and i still love you. i promise to enjoy life with you in u.s.a.

thanks

have a nice day

no one but you.

i miss you so much

marian (your love)



oh brother!

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PostPosted: Thu Dec 23, 2004 8:53 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I respond to my love:

To: marian abacha <[email protected]>
Date: Tue, 21 Dec 2004 19:29:28 -0500
Subject: Re: FROM MARIAN.

Hullo Marian my love,

In order for me to get that much cash, I have to pilfer it from the
Donation Committee of my Church. Their rules are very strict, and I
can't get it out myself, so...YOU are going to have to get it for
me.(The request has to come from a foreigner who needs assistance)
Here's how we can do it: All you have to do is fill out the Request
for Fund Release forms, which I have attached, and the church will be
able to release the $2,500 dollars in your name. (In fact, I think you
should ask for $5,000 dollars just so you can get a little extra for
yourself! Keep that a SECRET though, between you and me, my love!)
Waiting to hear from you!
Love,
Rev Hugh G Rection

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PostPosted: Thu Dec 23, 2004 8:58 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Marian doesn't seem to want to fill in the 300 question form I sent her!


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To: "Hugh G. Rection"
Date: Wed, 22 Dec 2004 03:03:54 -0800 (PST)
Subject: FROM MARIAN.( I LOVE YOU)

my Dear love one,
how are you today?
i got your E-mail and i thank you so much for helping me
pls my love i can fill it just help me and fill it so that you can give it to the church ok and don,t fail to fill the $5,000 dollar as you told me.
i still love u.
pls my love do that for okay
marian (your love)

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PostPosted: Thu Dec 23, 2004 9:00 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Uh uh, Marian let's try this again:

To: marian abacha <[email protected]>
Date: Thu, 23 Dec 2004 03:47:02 -0500
Subject: Re: FROM MARIAN.( I LOVE YOU)

Hullo darling,
I'm trying to understand your e mail. You want ME to fill in the
paperwork? I CAN'T fill it out. It has to be filled out by a foreigner
and I'm not a bloody foreigner. So, you have to do it. Write like
hell, Marian, and fill out that form and fax it to me right away. The
sooner the better! And don't forget to request $5000.
Love and kisses,
Hugh G rection


To be continued...?

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I can already smell a trophy.. Got anything in mind? Razz

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PostPosted: Thu Dec 23, 2004 4:36 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

RothKungFu wrote:
I can already smell a trophy.. Got anything in mind? Razz


This Marian has been around the block...so it may be difficult to get a trophy from her. I'd like to get her bra as a trophy lollllll

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PostPosted: Thu Dec 23, 2004 4:47 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Marian is still being stubborn:

Quote:
From: marian abacha <[email protected]>
To: drhughgrection
Date: Thu, 23 Dec 2004 06:50:39 -0800 (PST)
Subject: I LOVE YOU.

DEAR MY LOVE.
THANKS FOR YOUR MAIL.HOW ARE YOU TODAY?HOPE YOU ARE IN GOOD CONDITION,PLEASE THAT FORM YOU SEND ME TO FIIL I CAN FILL THE FORM,BECAUSE I DON,T KNOW WHAT TO DO IN THAT FORM,PLEASE YOUR BEST TO FILL THE FORM AS MY LOVER.
I STILL LOVE YOU.

I WAIT FOR YOUR GURNT REPLY.
THANKS
MARIAN(THE WIDOW)


what the hell is a "gurnt" reply?!

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PostPosted: Thu Dec 23, 2004 4:49 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

The good Dr. Rection is getting a bit exasperated...

To: marian abacha <[email protected]>
Date: Thu, 23 Dec 2004 11:44:43 -0500
Subject: Re: I LOVE YOU.

Dear Marian(the widow)

Don't worry, darling, just fill in the form as best you can. Just
answer the questions. Surely you can do that? You are a smart girl,
and you'll have no trouble at all. Now you must shit or get off the
pot, love. Time's a-wasting!
I have good news! There is $6000 dollars available! Not 5 thousand,
like I thought...but a whopping 6 thousand! So, for God's sake, fill
out that form as best you can. Write like hell, darling!!
You must understand...I can't fill the form out for you. YOU have to
do it because you are the bloody foreigner, and the Church needs a
foreigner to fill out the form. The Bishop will get pissed off if I
fill it out, and he will punish me severely.

As the scriptures say "Time waits for no man, and sheep taste mighty good"

Darling, hurry, so we may be together.

Regards in Jesus H. Christ,
Rev Hugh

To be continued...?

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The darling Marian (the widow) writes back.

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From: marian abacha <[email protected]>
To: drhughgrection
Date: Sat, 25 Dec 2004 06:07:39 -0800 (PST)
Subject: urgent.

DEAR LOVER.
THANKS FOR YOUR MAIL.PLEASE I CAN,T FILL THE FORM THE FORM YOU GAVE ME TO FILL IS TOMUCH SO I WILL NOT FILL THE FORM,IF YOU KNOW THAT YOU AND YOUR CHURCH DON,T WAN,T TO HELP ME PLEASE YOU FOGET ABOUT THE TRANSACTION,I LOOK FOR ANOTHER PERSON WHO WILL HELP ME IN THIS BUSINESS OK.

I WAIT FOR YOUR URGENT REPLY.
MARIAN(THE WIDOW)

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PostPosted: Sat Dec 25, 2004 5:42 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Naturally, I reply.

To: marian abacha <[email protected]>
Date: Sat, 25 Dec 2004 12:19:51 -0500
Subject: Re: urgent.

Dear The Widow(Marian),

Dearest love, OF COURSE my Church wants to help you! Of course I want
to help you!!!,MY HEART SAYS YES YES YES.I have spoken to the Donation
Committee for you. I told them that you and I both felt that the
questionnaire was a bit too long. They have agreed to make a 2 page
questionnaire for future donation requests. I will send you one as
soon as possible. Surely two pages is not too much to fill out. That's
easy work for a $5000 dollar donation. As I explained, I cannot fill
out the paperwork, since it must be filled out and signed by a
foreigner.
I've been thinking that as soon as this business deal is underway,
maybe you and I could meet, and explore the sexual aspect of our
partnership.
What do you say?
Love ya!
Rev baby Hugh

I also, on a whim, attach a random pic...

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To be continued...?

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PostPosted: Sun Dec 26, 2004 7:58 am Reply with quoteBack to top

alhajah marian wrote:
My son Shewu Abacha is representing me in all the issure concerening this Fund.


Sorry dude, I think they're taking her son to jail.

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alhajah marian wrote:
My son Shewu Abacha is representing me in all the issure concerening this Fund.


"Sorry dude, I think they're taking her son to jail."

HAHAHAH! Wow, I didn't notice that...that's pretty funny!

(The above was a picture of CHEWBACCA from STAR WARS)

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My darling love of my life writes back.

Quote:
To: drhughgrection
Date: Sun, 26 Dec 2004 10:29:13 -0800 (PST)
Subject: THANK...S FOR YOUR MAIL.

DEAR LOVER.
THANKS FOR YOUR MAIL,HOE YA DOING?HOPE YOU ARE DOING GREAT,OK OK OK,I WILL FILL ONLY THREE PAGE AND SEND IT FOR YOU THEN YOU SEND IT TO YOUR CHURCH,BECAUSE THE FORM IS TOMUCH THAT IS WHY I SAY I WILL NOT FILL IT OK,BUT AS YOU HAVE EXPLEN FOR ME,I WILL FILL ONLY BUT THREE PAGE,BECAUSE I WAN,T THIS TRANSACTION TO GET THROUGH BEFORE JANUSRY 2TH 2005.

SO THE BANK WILL TRANSFER THE MONEY IN YOUR ACCOUNT,THE BANK CALD ME YESTER DAY ASKING ME ABOUT THE TRANSACTION THAT WE SHOLD BE FAST IN THIS TRANSACTION THAT WE HAVE NO TIME TO SPEND,THAT IS WHY I'M SELKING FOR YOUR HELP AND THAT IS WHY I TOLD YOU TO BE FAST IN THE MONEY SO WE CAN PAY FOR THE ATTORNEYS FEE BEFORE NEST WEEK 29TH OF DECEMBER 2004,PLEASE DO ANY THING YOU CAN DO TO SEE THAT YOU SEND THIS MONEY TO THE ATTORNEYS CHEMBER IN ABIA STATE SO THE CAN GO TO THE FEDRAL MINISTRY OF JUSTICE ABUJA FOR THE DOCUMENTS.

SO THAT THE BANK WILL TRANSFER THE MONEY IN YOUR ACCOUNT BEFOR 31TH OF DECEMBER 2004,PLEASE ANY MONEY THAT YOU SPEND IN THIS TRANSACTION MY FAMILY WILL PAY YOU BACK 100% OF WHAT YOU SPEND OK,SO ANY MONEY THAT YOU SPEND JUST LIST IT IN YOUR NOTE BOOK SO AFTER ALL THE BUSINESS ALL THE MONEY WILL BE PAID BACK TO YOU OKEY.SO I NEED YOUR URGENT REPLY.

I WAIT FOR YOUR URGENT REPLY TODAY.
THANK..S
MARIAN...ABACHA(THE WIDOW)I..LOVE...YOU.

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PostPosted: Sun Dec 26, 2004 10:11 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I reply:

To: marian abacha <[email protected]>
Date: Sun, 26 Dec 2004 14:30:14 -0500
Subject: Re: THANK...S FOR YOUR MAIL.

Hello Darling

Here are the New Church forms. Please fill out and send right away
baby. It's only 2 pages my dearest. My fax number is 1-xxx-xxx-xxxx.

Love and mooches
Rev Hugh G Rection
Church of Zetty Twine

I attach the forms,prepared by Brother Harold Scrotum, that she must sign:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v299/magua/zettyfunds1.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v299/magua/zettyfunds2.jpg

To be continued...?

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My love (The Widow) sends me the documents back, signed!

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Marian (the Widow) also sends this letter:

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To: drhughgrection
Date: Tue, 28 Dec 2004 04:41:39 -0800 (PST)
Subject: URGENT FROM MARIAN YOUR LOVER.

DEAR HUGH,
THANKS FOR YOUR MAIL,FIRST I WILL SAY TO YOU HAPPY EXMAS,PLEASE I HAVE SEND THE FORM TODAY,SO I WILL EXPECTING THE MONEY FROM YOU BY 30TH OF DECEMBER,SO I CAN PAY FOR THE ATTORNEYS FEE,PLEASE HORRY TO SEND THE MONEY AS I HAVE FILL THE FORM,YOU HAVE TO SEND THE MONEY WITH THIS NAME.

(1)Receiver Name AUSTIN ODUNZE
(2)sender------------
(3)Test question MARIAN
(4)Answer MARIAN
(5)CONTROL NO............
pls don,t fail to give me the information through my E-mail.AND PLEASE DON,T FAIL TO SEND THE MONEY URGENT SO WE CAN START THE TRANSACTION.HONEY AS I HAVE GAVE MY ONLY HOPE IN YOU,i know you will never fail me in this transaction okey .i love you.
i wait for your gent attantion.
marian(the widow)i love you and i wan,t to be with you in all my life.

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PostPosted: Sat Jan 01, 2005 10:03 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I ignore Marian(the widow) for a few days. Oopsie!! My darling is a tad upset...


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From: marian abacha <[email protected]>
To: "Hugh G. Rection" <>
Date: Thu, 30 Dec 2004 05:20:18 -0800 (PST)
Subject: I'M NOT HAPPY

DEAR HOHG
YOU HAVE DISAPPIONTED ME AND FAIL ME IN THIS TRANSACTION,AS I HAVE GAVE MY ONLY HOPE ON YOU THEN YOU JOST LOST MY TIME BY SENDING MAIL FOR YOU AND YOUR CHURCH,PLEASE I NEED URGENT REPLY FROM YOU,AND TELL ME THAT YOU ARE NOT INTRESTED AGIAN IN THIS BUSINESS,YOU HAVE MAD ME TO FILL THE FORM AND YOU PROMISE ME THAT IF I FILL THE FORM THAT YOU WILL SEND THE MONEY TO THE ATTORNEY,AND SINCE THEN I'M WAITING FOR THE MONEY FROM YOU.PLEASE SEND THE MONEY BEFORE NEST WEEK SO I CAN PAY FOR THE ATTORNEYS FEE.

I WAIT FOR YOUR URGENT REPLY.

MARIAN...ABACHA.


haha I love wasting the time of a dumb mugu...I finally reply:

From: Hugh G. Rection
To: [email protected]>
Date: Sat, 1 Jan 2005 16:54:22 -0500
Subject: Re: I'M NOT HAPPY

Dearest Marian,
A glorious happy New Year to you! Also, you have my utmost sincerest
feigned apologies for not being in touch the last few days.
Unfortunately, I had a little accident at the Church 3 days ago...I
hurt my back during a Sacred Consummation of Marriage Lesson I was
giving to a willing bride-to-be. I'm reasonably better now, and I
miss you more than ever.
And Marian, dearest, I have GREAT NEWS!
Your donation request was APPROVED! You will be getting
$6,000 dollars
within the next few days. Isn't that wonderful? You will recieve it
in 3 payments of $2,000 dollars each, due to anti-terrorism laws
enacted recently.
Now, I must know: Would you rather receive the payments via Western
Union or Paypal?
Please let me know.
Yours in Zetty's Arms
Hugh

To be continued...?

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PostPosted: Sun Jan 02, 2005 8:51 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Dr Hugh G Rection wrote:
I hurt my back during a Sacred Consummation of Marriage Lesson I was giving to a willing bride-to-be.

It's good to be Pastor.

And those forms are just wrong. So wrong. And yet, so very right. Nice work.
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PostPosted: Tue Jan 04, 2005 5:51 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Marian, my true love, still has not written to me. Is the jig up, or is she playing hard to get? Well, we'll have to see...I send off a note:

To: marian abacha <[email protected]>
Date: Tue, 4 Jan 2005 12:47:15 -0500
Subject: Re: I'M NOT HAPPY

Dear Marian (the widow)

Why have you not written back to me? Stop acting like a woman and
please try to act in a businesslike manner. Look, I told you I was
sorry that it took a few days to respond to you, but as I said I done
hurt my back like a sonofabitch. Anyway, like I said to you in my
previous letter, we are READY to send you the payments you requested!
Now for god's sake tell us where to send it, and if you would prefer
paypal over Western Union. Please, if you do not respond promptly, the
Donation Committee will freeze the funds and you will have to reapply.
And anyway, I thought you said you loved me!

Rev Hugh G Rection


To be continued...?

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