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Posted: Wed Mar 09, 2005 11:02 pm

Hasn't she already told you that she likes bukkake? Tell that little cum dumpster to show you her fun bags, pronto! Jeez, its like she's holding out for something. Little slut.

Posted: Wed Mar 09, 2005 11:29 pm

No ass, no cash, it's the proctologists way Very Happy

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Posted: Fri Mar 11, 2005 2:57 pm

Marian (the retarded widow of some douchebag) writes:

Quote:

From: marian abacha <[email protected]>
To: "Hugh G. Rection"
Date: Fri, 11 Mar 2005 02:52:20 -0800 (PST)
Subject: i need ur help

my dear
what do u want from me? pls tell me
if you want to see my pic, i will send it to u. but i
need money from u so that i can take care of my ok.
and again i need ur pic to know u cool. because i love
u too.
i will make love with u as soon as u come to my
country Nigeria. pls i need ur help ok.
i still love u
on but u
marian

Hugh responds:

From: Hugh G. Rection
To: marian abacha <[email protected]>
Date: Fri, 11 Mar 2005 09:41:31 -0500
Subject: Re: i need ur help

My dear Marian(Don't forget you're a widow!),

You ask what I want from you. Well, I shall list them.
1) Send me your picture. I'd like a sexy picture of your breasts.
2) Your contact address for the money transfer.
3) The names of nice hotels near you for when I visit.
4) Bukkake.
Send me your picture and I'll send you your money. Let's see that rack, Marian.

Hugs and kisses,
Your Hugh G Rection.

And on and on and on...... Rolling Eyes

Not quite a Newb Joined: 14 Mar 2005 Posts: 41

How can these people not see thru the hoax? They are seriously hard on for the money. I wonder if they chop their fingers off when they don't make a sale.

Posted: Tue Mar 15, 2005 4:59 pm

scambustergrrl wrote:

I wonder if they chop their fingers off when they don't make a sale.

We can only hope! (mental image of an internet cafe filled with lads typing with a stick in their teeth...)

Posted: Tue Mar 15, 2005 9:54 pm

Marian replies and sends a pic. Of course, not the one I want, and looking not at ALL like the pic of herself she sent earlier on in the bait: Rolling Eyes

From: marian abacha <[email protected]>
To: drhughgrection
Cc: [email protected]
Date: Mon, 14 Mar 2005 08:53:15 -0800 (PST)
Subject: THIS IS MY PIC

Posted: Tue Mar 15, 2005 11:28 pm

What? No baby oiled rubbed all over her ample heaving breasts? Is this some kind of sick joke?

Posted: Tue Mar 15, 2005 11:56 pm

You'd think that with her loving you so much she'd send a more exciting pic.... Rolling Eyes

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Posted: Wed Mar 16, 2005 5:32 am

A very sexually frustrated Reverend/proctologist replies to Marian:

From: Hugh G. Rection
To: marian abacha <[email protected]>
Date: Wed, 16 Mar 2005 00:25:14 -0500
Subject: Re: THIS IS MY PIC

Marian dear,

Well, I certainly love your picture! You are certainly a sexy ton of fun, eh?
But you disappoint me. I wanted to see your breasts. You said you
loved me yet you did not send me a sexy picture! Whyyyyyyyyyy???
I am so sad, I wanted to masturbate. I need to see your breasts
Marian. Please I beg you. If you love me. And if you want money.
Love Hugh

To be continued...?

Posted: Wed Mar 16, 2005 8:59 pm

Marian (the biatch!) responds:

Quote:

From: marian abacha <[email protected]>
To: "Hugh G. Rection"
Date: Wed, 16 Mar 2005 09:14:07 -0800 (PST)
Subject: I NEED UR PIC

MY Dear
pls forget the sexy picture ok. i can sent it to you.
but when you come to nigeria i will make love with you ok.and i need your picture
thanks
marian

Pissed off Hugh replies:

From: Hugh G. Rection
To: marian abacha <[email protected]>
Date: Wed, 16 Mar 2005 15:50:49 -0500
Subject: Re: I NEED UR PIC

Dearest widow Marian
What do you mean "forget the sexy picture"?! NO WAY!
You are thousands of miles from me. I want a sexy picture from you or
I will be forced to place a dreadful curse on your anus.
Please, I need to spank my monkey, choke my chicken, beat my bishop,
wax my rocket, if you know what I mean. Let's see those ta-tas Marian,
and quick. I need some nipple action. Hurry up so I can send you
money. I'm not sure if I want to go to smelly Nigeria unless I see
your milk-bags.
Love Hugh

sigh....

Posted: Sat Apr 09, 2005 1:40 pm

Holy crap!! Marian writes Hugh AGAIN!!! Shocked

Quote:

From: marian abacha <[email protected]>
To: "Hugh G. Rection"
Date: Apr 9, 2005 4:34 AM
Subject: WHY

my Dear Hugh G. Rection
how are you today?
i have been expecting your e-mail all along perhaps i could not recieved any solf i may ask you what has been the reason for not e-mail me again.
(marian Abacha)

HUGH WRITES BACK:

From: Hugh G. Rection
To: marian abacha <[email protected]>
Date: Apr 9, 2005 9:32 AM
Subject: Re: WHY

Marian, my dear!!!
It has been so long since you have written to me...I thought you
forgot about me. You had said that you were going to send me a sexy
picture of yourself, but you never did. Darling why??? You have broken
my heart. How are you? Do you still need money?
Love,
Hugh

Um...to be continued...?! Shocked

Posted: Mon Apr 11, 2005 12:46 am

Some advice, after this bait i'd get a freakin restraining order on this dumbshit.

Posted: Mon Apr 11, 2005 1:58 am

She IS dumb...lol

Posted: Mon Apr 11, 2005 1:20 pm

Marian writes back

Quote:

From: marian abacha <[email protected]>
To: "Hugh G. Rection"
Date: Apr 11, 2005 4:55 AM
Subject: THANKS

My Dear

How are you today and your family?

since my husband death Gen. sani Abacha, i am the

only person that takes care of the family and things is not going well with

me here ok I am not well need money from you so that I will use it and take care of my self . no amount of help is too small and my hope is on you and my request comes from the bottom of my heart.

Thanks

Marian

Posted: Mon Apr 11, 2005 1:24 pm

The intrepid proctologist replies:

From: Hugh G. Rection
To: marian abacha <[email protected]>
Date: Apr 11, 2005 9:17 AM
Subject: Re: THANKS

Hello Marian (the widow)
Yes yes, I know all about your buggered husband, you told me about him
before. Now, what happened to you and me, you used to say you loved
me! Don't you love me anymore? You also promised me some sexy photos.
You really make me very sad. In fact, I haven't had a decent bowel
movement in weeks due to my stress. Please tell me you still love me,
and let me know how I can help you, dearest.
Yours, I hope,
Hugh

Cool

Posted: Mon Apr 11, 2005 2:33 pm

Nice one. I like how her picture shows her wearing a ginormous cross.

Posted: Mon Apr 11, 2005 8:21 pm

Marian writes back:

Quote:

From: marian abacha <[email protected]>
To: "Hugh G. Rection"
Date: Apr 11, 2005 1:36 PM
Subject: i still love you

my Dear
i still love you but i need from you ok. pls

Hugh replies:

From: Hugh G. Rection
To: marian abacha <[email protected]>
Date: Apr 11, 2005 4:14 PM
Subject: Re: i still love you

Dearest,
well, I love you still, too, and I need from you too. Um, what exactly
do you need from me?
Love and kisses,
Hugh

Cool

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shes asking for it. Twisted Evil

Posted: Thu Apr 14, 2005 1:20 am

Marian writes:

Quote:

From: marian abacha <[email protected]>
To: "Hugh G. Rection"
Date: Apr 13, 2005 1:58 PM
Subject: pls

"Hugh,
how are you today? pls send the money to ok.
thanks
marian

Posted: Thu Apr 14, 2005 1:21 am

Hugh replies:

From: Hugh G. Rection
To: marian abacha <[email protected]>
Date: Apr 13, 2005 9:12 PM
Subject: Re: pls

Dear Marian
What money?
Love,
Hugh

Cool

Posted: Thu Apr 14, 2005 11:24 am

Quote:

pls send the money to ok.

All right, the money's somewhere in Oklahoma. Now what?

(This happened to a Shadowrun group I was playing with. Remember, kids, whenever you tell the GM that you want to "send the data", make sure you specify a destination.)

Posted: Thu Apr 14, 2005 1:45 pm

Marian writes back:

Quote:

From: marian abacha <[email protected]>
To: "Hugh G. Rection"
Date: Apr 14, 2005 4:05 AM
Subject: pls

i need money from you .pls

marian

Posted: Thu Apr 14, 2005 1:49 pm

Hugh G Rection, the frustrated proctologist, replies:

From: Hugh G. Rection
To: marian abacha <[email protected]>
Date: Apr 14, 2005 9:42 AM
Subject: Re: pls

Dear Marian

OK dear, I understand...but tell me why do you need money? How much do
you need? Where am I to send it?
You didn't say you loved me in your last two e mails! Do you still
love me? I am crying now because I think you don't love me anymore.
Why Marian? I don't want to have faulty bowel movements anymore. I
need your love.Why do you want to break my heart? Please, I'll send
you money if you really love me.
Love,
Hugh
P.S. Do you still love me???????

Confused

Posted: Thu Apr 14, 2005 5:19 pm

Marian replies:

Quote:

From: marian abacha <[email protected]>
To: "Hugh G. Rection"
Date: Apr 14, 2005 10:09 AM
Subject: i still love you

MY Dear Hugh
yes i still love you and no one but you. if i don,t love you who i will love.
pls i need $4,200. from you ok, and no amount of help is to small. send the money with my lawyer name ok.this is the name Austine odunze and don,t fail to give me the information by my e-mail ok.

thanks

i still love u

marian

Posted: Thu Apr 14, 2005 5:23 pm

Hugh replies:

From: Hugh G. Rection
To: marian abacha <[email protected]>
Date: Apr 14, 2005 1:16 PM
Subject: Re: i still love you

Dearest Marian,

I will send the money to your lawyer. I certainly hope he doesn't ry
to cheat you out of the cash.
I must get the money out of my trust fund at the Felcher Fiduciary Trust Co.
Please what is the address where I must send the cash?
Do you still like Bukkake? I can't wait to have funky sex with you.
Also you still need to send me your picture dear. I like breasts.
Love,
Hugh

Cool

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