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Posted: Wed Apr 26, 2017 12:57 pm

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gPDcwjJ8pLg

Oscarpiles and I have a dirty little secret. We interview many, many lads to bring you only the best Titlanta (yes, the name is changing for Google purposes) supper stars. While we look for the next breakout Adult film actor/stuntman/musical <strike>prodigy</strike> parody, we thought we might share some of those that didn't quite make the cut.

Meet Jason:

Quote:

Jason: Hello
Anita: Heya
Jason: Gone through your profile...love your looks
Anita: Thx.
May I help u with sumthing?
R u an actor, stuntman, or musician?
Jason: None of the mentioned....am only a sane Christian
Anita: K
Sorry. I can only use this 4 work.
Jason: "Sorry. I can only use this 4 work." Expound a little more please
Anita: This is 4 work only. It is not 4 personal use.
Jason: Could u be at work now???
Anita: If I am on a computer, I must be at work. Ur not a very religious Christian, I see.
Jason: Lol...what makes you think so???
U can be surely onlie even when you are not at work
Anita: No, I cannot. Do not be silly.
Jason: Am online but left work 3 hours ago
Anita: U am not me.
Jason: So what's your job
Anita: Admin Ass. And urs?
Jason: Customer service executive
Anita: K
Jason: Am into telecommunications...u?
Anita: Movie and Music productions.
Jason: Does that explain y u related mi to an actor/musician??
Anita: yes. This is 4 work.
Anita: Sorry. I thout I said that.
Jason: Howz work n'way?
Anita: Fine. And urs?
Anita: Have a gud nite. My work is finished 4 the day.
Jason: Not bad...I really wish to have more of your company for long

Posted: Thu Apr 27, 2017 11:37 pm

^She Ain't shitting. I've had dozens of prospects that seem to go the way of the bison in a Heart beat.

This one was doing fine until he found out that I was 'Friends' with another all star:

Quote:

NotSoInnocent: Been Hearing about America on d news lately
How z d trump administration rated by d average American
Darla: I love him
NotSoInnocent: Wow.. i tot he's infamous
Wats ur favorite food
Darla: Crabs
NotSoInnocent: Change your profile picture please
Darla: Why?
NotSoInnocent: Let see your dance clip
Is old
Darla:I don't have a dance clip
NotSoInnocent: Why
You did not call me again
Why
Darla: I never had the chance
NotSoInnocent: You forgot to send me my picture
Darla: I will
NotSoInnocent: I want to see you first
Darla: You can see my pictures on FB
NotSoInnocent: You only have one pictures
Why lie
Darla: I am not a lair
I have many pictures here
NotSoInnocent: Do you know Pig$
Darla: You need to apologize
NotSoInnocent: For what
Darla: You called me a liar
NotSoInnocent:And so
Do you know Pig$ beat
Darla: You need to apologize
NotSoInnocent: Dem
I can't
Darla: ok
bye
NotSoInnocent: Fuck

Posted: Fri Apr 28, 2017 12:41 am

Ha! Can't wait to see more of these.

Posted: Wed May 03, 2017 4:47 pm

Here's another impatient lad.

Quote:

UnLucky: Hello
Anita: Hello. And r u looking 4 a job 2?
UnLucky: what u mean job 2?
Anita: R u replying 2 the add from my company?
UnLucky: U got job for me?
Anita: Do u act, or stuntman or sing?
UnLucky: I can **Fork** for an hour
Anita: Adult films?
UnLucky: yap
Anita: But plz don't use that language with me, cuz am a God-fearing woman.
Do u watch soccer?
UnLucky: give me ur cell number
let text
Anita: My church prohibits women from using phones. They are the devils' tools.
UnLucky: U dey mad
wetin this one dey talk self
Anita: I only speak English, like Jesus in the Bible.
What language were u writing?

Not quite a Newb Joined: 05 Jan 2015 Posts: 62

Looking forward to reading more of these Very Happy

Posted: Wed May 03, 2017 10:16 pm

Where are you chatting with these lads, and how do they find you? I'd love to get into this type of baiting. Thanks for the advice!

Posted: Wed May 03, 2017 10:21 pm

These are from Facebook.

Posted: Wed May 03, 2017 10:24 pm

Guess I need to create a fake account! Are there any baiter characters I can friend to make my profile more legit? If so, please PM me. I definitely want to be friends with Darla!!! Thank you!