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jose_cuervo
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Mar 2006
Posts: 8175
Location: Packing Vaseline in my frilly boots, I can’t help if it gets in other places.
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Sun Mar 19, 2017 11:28 pm |
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It's been ages since we've seen a lad pose in a barrister wig for a photo trophy.
Lads all scam with cell-phones (which have cameras) nowadays, so it should be easy. Right?
So here's the challenge: The first new member (here less than 90 days*) to get a photo trophy of a lad in full barrister garb (robe+white wig) gets a 1 year free premium membership, paid for by yours truly.
That's it. Simple. The challenge runs until there is a winner.
(Trophy's should be a high quality photo, worthy of posting in the Trophy Room, and not a half-assed lad attempt just to get a quick WU.)
Bonus round 1 - The first new member that can tell me what barrister wigs were commonly referred to (here on Eater) circa 2004-2007 (when they were all the rage), gets a .
Bonus round 2 - If you can also get your barrister to pose with either a fish or a loaf of bred on his head (also in full barrister garb) you win 2 years Premium, or you can donate the 2nd year to any other baiter of your choice.
Bonus round 3 - The receiver of the WORST trophy photo, as decided by a secret moderator decision, will also receive a prize.
EDIT: 25 April: An "Experienced member" category has now been added, with an additional Premium membership prize. The same rules apply as above: high quality photo of a lad in full barrister garb (robe+white wig)
May the best baiter win, and let the games begin!
(*anyone here a little over the 90 day mark, PM me for consideration if you'd like to enter.) |
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“I guess a man is the only kind of varmint sets his own trap, baits it, and then steps in it.” ~ John Steinbeck
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Padme
Moderator
Joined: 27 May 2005
Posts: 7433
Location: The Rebel Base
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Sun Mar 19, 2017 11:37 pm |
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This is fantastic. Can't wait to see the trophies! |
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BillytheGoat
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 14 Mar 2017
Posts: 45
Location: United States
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Mon Mar 20, 2017 2:25 am |
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Would I just tell a lad to wear barrister clothes, or would I say something else for him to know what I mean? |
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jose_cuervo
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Mar 2006
Posts: 8175
Location: Packing Vaseline in my frilly boots, I can’t help if it gets in other places.
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Mon Mar 20, 2017 2:44 am |
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If it were me, I would bait lads already claiming to be barristers, and then figure out a way to get a picture of them in their traditional barrister gear. It's not like you're asking him to dress as a clown. He should have access to his courtroom apparel.
http://www.lawyard.ng/how-would-you-dress-for-nigerian-call-to-bar-ceremonies/ |
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BillytheGoat
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 14 Mar 2017
Posts: 45
Location: United States
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Mon Mar 20, 2017 2:49 am |
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Zagreus
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 19 Feb 2017
Posts: 55
Location: Anti-time
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Mon Mar 20, 2017 11:24 pm |
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Right, you're on. Time to turn on the ol' Zagreus gullibility and persuasion! |
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jose_cuervo
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Mar 2006
Posts: 8175
Location: Packing Vaseline in my frilly boots, I can’t help if it gets in other places.
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Tue Mar 21, 2017 4:57 pm |
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/\/\/\ Good to see there's at least two of you trying!
I guess others are just not up to the challenge. It's probably best, since lads are so much smarter than most baiters. [/reverse-psychology] |
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BillytheGoat
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 14 Mar 2017
Posts: 45
Location: United States
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Tue Mar 21, 2017 5:25 pm |
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It will probably take awhile for me, since I just started baiting a barrister the other day. |
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B8er
Associate Boomdazzler
Joined: 16 Feb 2009
Posts: 13625
Location: In self-isolation practicing social distancing
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Tue Mar 21, 2017 6:13 pm |
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The seniority of barristers is usually identified by the colour of their wigs, with the most senior ones having pink wigs:
So if your lad isn't sporting a pink wig then he probably isn't senior/experienced enough to be handling your transaction |
_________________ "I DENOUNCE THE MUFFIN MEN" - Ma Kim
"YOU ARE WALKING DEAD MAN. YOUR WOODEN COFFIN IS READY TO SWALLOW YOU AND YOUR DIRTY GENERATION"
"all chaps are ass-less by design otherwise they just be leather pants" - jose_cuervo
x 5
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Team Woody - Ghana to Singapore - 11535km |
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Fatter Siam
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Jun 2007
Posts: 3984
Location: IN THE ABBYSS OF AN ACHIPELAGO
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Tue Mar 21, 2017 8:03 pm |
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This looks like fun, I've just posted up 5 barrister scripts at Scamwarners. Have a go at these lads
Good luck everyone!
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BlackIce
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 21 Feb 2017
Posts: 47
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Tue Mar 21, 2017 8:31 pm |
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100% risky free? How could I possibly turn this golden opportunity down?
I'll take my shot. I just sent one message to a lad I found in surplus and maybe one or two more later from Fatter Siam's list.
I have to say I have some doubts if I can pull this off, but so what. I'll give it a try anyway |
_________________ x6 Eater vs the Illuminati (my first baits) |
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Philbert
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 12 Feb 2017
Posts: 26
Location: The Dark Side
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Tue Mar 21, 2017 8:54 pm |
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I'm in.
Give it my best try. |
_________________ Name changed to protect the innocent.
Don't take no wooden nickels.
my 1st
i dont know where this is driving at, but i would kill you, if this tune out bad. Terry Macarty UNCC CLAM AGENT |
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TheScamHater
Elite Baiter
Joined: 10 Dec 2015
Posts: 1157
Location: In your closet
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Wed Mar 22, 2017 1:41 am |
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For those of you participating you could use Shiver's "Holy Church of Fish and Bread" baits on Letters Archive as inspiration
http://www.419eater.com/html/tope.htm |
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"After all the stress, look at what you are saying,thanks for wasting my precious time and if you care to know your deposit would have made my Hospital upgraded now you have brought shame and disgrace to me. Thanks a lot for the disappointment, God bless and reward you to what you done to me" Dr Salami |
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krazytype
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 05 Mar 2017
Posts: 67
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Wed Mar 22, 2017 2:14 pm |
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Challenge accepted. |
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bware419ers
419Eater Admin
Joined: 25 Jun 2012
Posts: 21302
Location: Searching for the Platinum Piggie
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Wed Mar 22, 2017 2:35 pm |
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BlackIce
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 21 Feb 2017
Posts: 47
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Wed Mar 22, 2017 5:58 pm |
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Well, it seems I'm off with a rather promising start. I may or may not get the trophy, but I think I'm going to have some fun in any case.
My initial message to [email protected] (Thanks for the addresses, Fatter Siam!) was simple:
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Hello and thank you for message,
I have to admit I surprised to get your message. Can you please explanate further? |
So I got a scripted message (I'll cut it short since I'm sure you've all seen this before)
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Dear friend,
Thanks for your response. I have gone through your mail and I want you to know that it was not by mistake that I contacted you because I was left with no other option than.. blah.. blah.. blah.. a lot of money etc.. |
My character was very, very confused about this (Well, my goal is to get a picture of him as a barrister and I figured that the fast track to my goal is to be be suspicious and demand some proof that he is actually one - a photo or id card of sufficient quality should do it):
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Hello
I am very confused. I not know of any any relative that passed way and left lot of money.
Are you real barrister? Is this joke? Paavo, is that you to fool me again? |
And now suddenly I got an email from a new account (one which I did sent a identical probing message to but got no reply from until now: [email protected]. It seems this lad has more than one account to play with):
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Good day!
Dear XXXX XXXXXX, I am Barrister XXXXXXX XXXXXX Esq. Bear with me that i have a serious case with bank about my late client access deposited fund left. I do not know very well if you have blood relative to my late client Mr. Schafeitel XXXXXX. I consider you since you h state with my late client, if you are willing to stand by the inheritance access fund, then get back to me on the respect of the claim.
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I retracted names since this is public forum and I don't want him to find this on google search. But anyway it seems I got his attention - he even got my character's name right! (I didn't expect that. It's a Nordic name with quite a few ä's and ö's in it. Well, almost a name - I mangled it a bit to make sure it wouldn't match to any living person )
I think this could turn out to be a fun bait. There are so many ways to develop this story |
_________________ x6 Eater vs the Illuminati (my first baits) |
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jose_cuervo
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Mar 2006
Posts: 8175
Location: Packing Vaseline in my frilly boots, I can’t help if it gets in other places.
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Wed Mar 22, 2017 6:44 pm |
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So, I'm wondering if I should join in the fun. I mean technically I have been baiting for less than 90 days (since my last published bait sometime in 2010 maybe?). But that would mean I would also have to bait some of you new guys/gals into paying for my premium membership, and that's a (read: the only) perk of modship. Plus Rover got mad at me the last time I baited a member, which ended in Pastor Frank accepting a modship (my best bait by far). But I digress.
I may have to join this one just for fun, and also to see if I've still got what it takes to run with the big dogs. |
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“I guess a man is the only kind of varmint sets his own trap, baits it, and then steps in it.” ~ John Steinbeck |
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B8er
Associate Boomdazzler
Joined: 16 Feb 2009
Posts: 13625
Location: In self-isolation practicing social distancing
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Wed Mar 22, 2017 7:15 pm |
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^^^You could try asking lads to send you sandwich recipes, that's probably more in your area of expertise |
_________________ "I DENOUNCE THE MUFFIN MEN" - Ma Kim
"YOU ARE WALKING DEAD MAN. YOUR WOODEN COFFIN IS READY TO SWALLOW YOU AND YOUR DIRTY GENERATION"
"all chaps are ass-less by design otherwise they just be leather pants" - jose_cuervo
x 5
x 335 🚽
x 4 x 1746 x 1904 - Fake cheques: $4,392,620.83
Team Woody - Ghana to Singapore - 11535km |
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jose_cuervo
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Mar 2006
Posts: 8175
Location: Packing Vaseline in my frilly boots, I can’t help if it gets in other places.
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Wed Mar 22, 2017 8:07 pm |
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/\/\/\ Have you seen lad prices lately? I'd rather just contract Martha Stewart to custom make my sandwiches.
Besides, garri on rye doesn't really sound appetizing. |
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“I guess a man is the only kind of varmint sets his own trap, baits it, and then steps in it.” ~ John Steinbeck |
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firehouse5
Palm Wino Aficionado
Joined: 09 Mar 2004
Posts: 4953
Location: swimming in Ogogoro
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Thu Mar 23, 2017 9:23 am |
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Lads are notorious for sending really terrible photoshopped junk, failing to follow instructions, or otherwise producing lame and miserable trophy photos besides what has been requested. To keep things interesting, I am adding a prize for the WORST lad photo received by a baiter in the course of this competition.
"Worst" will be decided by moderator judgment. This way, crappy failed attempts by lazy or devious scammers may still get you a prize.
The original post has been updated to reflect this additional element. |
_________________ Has a scammer sent you a bank account? please report it to any moderator using the private message function.
GO PREMIUM!
Oct2004-Oct2016 12 years but Cheat alert: many silent months!
dozens Not as many piggies as you.
The details you sent do not match, check your records and reply immediate. I have forced to wait in office for two hours with out eating |
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jose_cuervo
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Mar 2006
Posts: 8175
Location: Packing Vaseline in my frilly boots, I can’t help if it gets in other places.
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Thu Mar 23, 2017 11:25 am |
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/\/\/\ Excellent! Thank you , Sir! |
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“I guess a man is the only kind of varmint sets his own trap, baits it, and then steps in it.” ~ John Steinbeck |
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TheScamHater
Elite Baiter
Joined: 10 Dec 2015
Posts: 1157
Location: In your closet
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Thu Mar 23, 2017 2:26 pm |
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Something like this then? (just an example)
Credit: Shiver Metimbers
This was so bad it made me cry |
_________________ x89 x17 x3 x2
"I JUST WANT TO USE THIS OPPORTUNITY TO TELL YOU THAT I MYSELF WILL TAKE YOUR MONEY WITHOUT ANY QUESTION FROM ANY OFFICE IN THE WORLD" Martial Emile
"na God go punish ur hustle guy for wasting my time" Sir John Anthony
"After all the stress, look at what you are saying,thanks for wasting my precious time and if you care to know your deposit would have made my Hospital upgraded now you have brought shame and disgrace to me. Thanks a lot for the disappointment, God bless and reward you to what you done to me" Dr Salami |
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jose_cuervo
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Mar 2006
Posts: 8175
Location: Packing Vaseline in my frilly boots, I can’t help if it gets in other places.
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Thu Mar 23, 2017 6:24 pm |
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Ummm, No. Has to be a terrible attempt at barrister wig. Not just any lad-fail will do. |
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“I guess a man is the only kind of varmint sets his own trap, baits it, and then steps in it.” ~ John Steinbeck |
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Ser Davos
Elite Baiter
Joined: 06 Oct 2014
Posts: 1354
Location: Westeros
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Fri Mar 24, 2017 12:52 am |
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I got a message from Barrister Mailer-Daemon and he was too lazy to send a picture. Does that mean I win a prize? |
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Prosper: Lagos>Bamako>Timbuktu with the Onion smugglers, TLH, and Jojobean
Isn't being a nerd all about being passionate about something that's inconsequential? |
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Mortal
Baiting Guru
Joined: 02 Jul 2009
Posts: 3473
Location: Smarter than your smartphone™
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Fri Mar 24, 2017 4:39 am |
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Good luck to all new members participating! This will be fun to watch
@SD I got you covered too
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Ugly Duckling with Mountain Goat and Osazee : Cameroon -> Nigeria
Paul with Just Cold: Benin -> Lagos -> Abuja
George: Accra -> Togo I really want to do business with you, because i know you are an Angel send to rescue me by God.
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GOD PUNISH YOU, GOD PUNISH YOU, GOD PUNISH YOU. Mr. Olisa
Every night a phonecall from you, you talk rubbish. Mr. Olisa
Juan's hidden fries! |
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