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Master of Master Baiters Joined: 05 Jan 2017 Posts: 790

And just like that """ it all went so horribly wrong Sad

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Me- Where exactly are you , why are you not answering your phone , where are you now?
Him -

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In front of the Western union below the stairs.
My phone hasn't rang.

Me - I'm gone in the bus, I told you to meet me at the bus , why are you still inside ?

Him-

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Please find a Cameroon Orange SIM card and call me.

Him -

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take the drivers phone and please ring me

Me - don't worry I will tell the bus driver to let me get off, i will come back to meet you "!

Him -

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Please find a Cameroon Orange SIM card and call me

Master of Master Baiters Joined: 05 Jan 2017 Posts: 790

So at this point I was thinking have I burnt it? or have I got my first chance of a mini Safari ?

Master of Master Baiters Joined: 05 Jan 2017 Posts: 790

Me - The bus driver says he wont let me off the bus? he says its dangerous letting a white man out on the street with all my luggage and valuables. I think he is a racist !!. I will be complaining to the holiday agency about this

Regard Mick

Him

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It's okay. Yes, it's risky. Don't border okay! When you arrive at your hotel room, just ring me ok!
. I will talk to you and tell you what to do.

Posted: Mon Feb 20, 2017 3:41 pm

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Please find a Cameroon Orange SIM card and call me

I am not sure if 229 km is enough distance for a safari. It may all depend on a phone contact between you and the lad. He will definitely want to talk to you before he will make a move. Maybe you might consider to move out a little further? Ayos is a very nice place. Ayos is a small town and a commune in Cameroon, it is also known as Ajos, it is situated in the center province in Cameroon, and it is bordered by the Nyong River from the west to the east. The River is said to be 640km long and empties into the gulf of guinea. Ayos is surrounded by lush green vegetation and the inhabitants of Ayos majorly engage in farming and fishing. Endom is the closest town to Ayos, it is situated about 84 km away from it.

You have a PM.

Master of Master Baiters Joined: 05 Jan 2017 Posts: 790

Thanks Mountain Goat , I got the PM and replied

I have a visitor on the way !!

https://soundcloud.com/user-851503753/puppy-lad-part-2

Master of Master Baiters Joined: 05 Jan 2017 Posts: 790

Mountain Goat came to my rescue, she pointed out that the lad was looking for my room number in the sound clip, he may ring ahead to check on the number I gave him,, So I just rang him again telling him my room is not ready and wont be until this evening so we are meeting in the bar of the Hilton.

Master of Master Baiters Joined: 05 Jan 2017 Posts: 790

Good old Rodney was to meet me at the hotel and I was sruggling for an idea on how to delay him again when this arrived

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Hi Mick. Due to so much traffic, we'll be late. Maybe you should rest and I'll tell the receptionist to get to you when I arrive there.

Thank you
Rodney

I told him it was such a pity and went into great detail about how I had a bar tab set up for him, dinner was on me and I had booked him into a room to thank him for his troubles

He sent this at 01:00 his time

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Hello Mick,

I am at the hotel now. We took public transportation and the traffic was terrible. That is the reason we arrived late. Your phone number is not going via and they can't let me into your room without me call you ( more like they hunted him from the door ). And they say that they cant ring you either. I had low battery that is why my number wasn't passing.

Please if you can see this on time, it will safe a lot of trouble.

As soon as you see this email call me on 69619xxxx

What happened the following morning was a serious of about 15 quick emails back and forward as he desperately tried to find me on my way out of the underground car park ( side of the building Thanks Google images) and then as I came back to the front to find he was not there. and then eventually me leaving in a convoy of three vehicles that he says he saw and tried to stop when i rang him to give out Smile

, I slapped him complaining he never answers his phone on time and he never rings me ( I had 9 missed calls )

I emailed him telling him to follow me down to the local river to a place called Ajos ,its only down the road a bit where im spending the night sleeping in a wigwam with local fishermen

Master of Master Baiters Joined: 05 Jan 2017 Posts: 790

There has been numerous emails back and forth throughout the day from him and also from his previous character Lauren asking if im having a great time and pleading with me to go back to Yaounde to meet Ronald.

Im desperate to get a picture so I agreed to come back however I have instructed him to take a photo of himself in front of the hotel

Here is the call ( sound effects courtesy of Utube )

https://soundcloud.com/user-851503753/puppy-lad-part-3

Posted: Tue Feb 21, 2017 3:26 pm

Great stuff. Looks like he really travelled. Congrats Very Happy

Master of Master Baiters Joined: 05 Jan 2017 Posts: 790

thanks mountain Goat , I nearly blew it with the room number so thanks for quick save on that one !

Master of Master Baiters Joined: 05 Jan 2017 Posts: 790

Rodney the every so friendly young graduate

And showing the Hilton Sign

Posted: Tue Feb 21, 2017 6:38 pm

Congratulations! clapping

Master of Master Baiters Joined: 05 Jan 2017 Posts: 790

Thanks Birlic

I sent him this thanking him (and setting him up for a fall)

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Thanks Rodney,

It's much better now that I know what you look like , we will meet tomorrow in that exact spot

Have you ever been on a proper Safari Rodney ??

I love this place so much that I have extended my holiday and I'm staying another week , I'm going to Bertoua next and if we are lucky we might see real life actual gorrillas ?

The local fishermen are cooking a a thing called Ndoleh and Maize right now, I'm starving , it's sounds wonderful but I hope it's doesn't have nuts in it, I'm allergic to nuts

Rodney my friend I do look forward to seeing you tomorrow when we come back to collect our luggage from the Hilton

Sleep well

Kind regards

Rodney better hurry on and warn me about Ndoleh fast or there ain't no way I will be traveling back to Yaounde tomorrow for my luggage, then tomorrow he better hurry on out here to this festering shit hole called Ayos ( or the rest of the crew will be back with my luggage and I will be merrily on my way to Bertoua to see my beloved Gorillas.

Wikipedia / Ndoleh
Type Stew
Place of origin. -Cameroon
Serving temperature. -Hot
Main ingredients. -NUTS, ndoleh, fish or ground beef
Other information -It is the national dish of Cameroon.

Master of Master Baiters Joined: 05 Jan 2017 Posts: 790

This morning I sent this from another account. Im hoping I can get him to move on to Bertoua

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Hello
Mick said to send you this text mail
I am Tom Penn and I met Mick here in Ajos because I am on holidays here in Cameroon with Mick Iam doing the same safarai
Mick is sick after eating Ndoleh
Miick is allergic to nuts but he thinks some nuts weer in the Ndoleh
Mick has had an anaphylatic shock and his face and throat is swollen up badly
He is too sick to move
I am coming for his luggage at the Hotel I will bring it back to Ajos for him before we all go on the next part of our holiday to Bertoua
Mick asked me to meet you at the side of the hotel to give you an important package. I have the package with me
He said you will be waiting for me so this is what i look like and this is what clothes i have on me
I am a European complection wearing a pants with a shirt and i have boots on also , my hair is brown and I am an average height

What time will you be beside the hotel today please

Master of Master Baiters Joined: 05 Jan 2017 Posts: 790

Mick is sick in Ajos and a kind travelling companion called John is has agreed to go collect Mick's luggage with the Safari Keep driver, John drop the package off to Rodney before we all head off to Bertoua . Everything is looking up !

I needed to set Rodney up for another fall so I did this

Tom

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What is the hotel name that you stay at ,were did you sleep
Mick said he did not understand the name of your hotel properly
Mick wants to pay for you hotel bill aswell
he wants to give you all expenses too
we are still driving we will be there soon the driver said

Rodney

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Hello Tom, I lodged at Kamthe hotel

Tom

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Will i easily find that
Must i walk or will the driver know it
What is the cost that you are owed for everything
Do you have expenses for food also
Mick gave me extra cash to hand to you for all the expenses
Mick wants to pay for your spin back home how much is the cost of that aswell
Can you add up all the costs and I will have that as cash to give you with the package

Rodney had not seen the error that he made

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Hi Tom

I have spent in total 100,000 fcfa.

Tom

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We got the luggage then the driver said the Kamthe Hotel were you are is 25 minutes away from the Hilton so he is not happy because it the other way
He said we are driving for 25 minutes to the other side of town and its not the same way to Ajos
I said it is close by to Hilton
He said it is not
We will be there soon in about 15 minutes
I only have dollars from Mick so what is that money you are owed in dollars
The driver is rushing so will you ready please as he wants to get back to ajos to start taking down the tents and loading up the safrie equiptment
How much must i give you for the taxi ride home also

Has Rodney seen the error yet ?

Rodney

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I have been standing in front of Hilton hotel for more than an hour now.

That is where I agreed to meet with Mick. So I was hoping that you will sort me infront of Hilton hotel.

I am still standing there. Please!

DO NOT go to Kamthe hotel

Tom is confused

Tom

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I telling you I was leaving Ajos to get the luggage and whrere are you because i must give you the package
You told me you in front of the hotel
I asked what hotel you are at
You told me that you are lodged at the Kamthe hotel
The driver is nearly at Kamthe hotel now and the driver is angry because he said he is now a far way from where he should be going
Can you come immediately to Kamthe hotel
If you drive fast i will make our driver wait but please be fast as he said we are late and we must be going back to Ajos

Rodney grabs a taxi in panic

Rodney

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Ok I am driving very fast to Kamthe hotel now

It's all going wrong

Tom

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The driver is angry because of the delay
He said that he won't wait or go there now
He said he is driving around the N10 and going back to Amos
He said he will be in trouble for being late
I'm sorry Rodney
Mick will have to do this and not me
I am tired of the driver being angry at me

Rodney nearly makes it ...

Rodney

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I'm interested 5 minutes out, wait there oh please wait

No more replies from the good Samaritan Tom

Master of Master Baiters Joined: 05 Jan 2017 Posts: 790

Mick slapped Rodney for confusing Tom and the resuls were good

Rodney

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Hello Mick,

I am very sorry and very disappointed as well. I waited for Tom in front of Hilton hotel under the sun for about 1 hr 30mins. He came, took your luggages and left to where I was lodging(kamthe hotel)
As he was on his way, he emailed me to meet him there. On exactly 5 mins from my arrival there, he had gone that the driver was very angry.
So I didn't meet him

If you can come to yaounde again I'll meet you.

Rodney admits to owing money , I wonder who actually funded this trip ?

Rodney

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For you, I am in a big debt that is why I really wanted to meet you and work with you because I knew you would give me some money to pay back.

Rodney

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The driver is the fault (he couldn't wwit for 5mins but I waited impatiently under the sun in front of the Hilton hotel for over an hour). I thought you told Tom how I was dressed. Before I could email him a photo of me, he had left your hotel(Hilton hotel)

A bit of begging

Rodney

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Please come back to yaounde and safe me please! For Lauren's sake ( Lauren is his other female puppy selling character).

Mick finally replies ( fingers crossed )

Mick

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Come to Bertoua and meet me, don't worry about expenses .I will give you the package and I will give you 150,000 fcfa to make sure you are well covered and we both have no more stress, you can even fly home to Douala

Regards

Mick

And it looks like the Safari is about to move on

Rodney

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Ok. On our way to Bertoua. When we are there, we'll email you and tell you where we are lodging

Thank you so much Mick.

You are really a nice person as Lauren said. God will reward you.

Posted: Wed Feb 22, 2017 9:19 pm

Very well played......you get them even deeper into the shit! He said "we", so there must be 2 guys out there. This is almost unbelievable....a safari just happening like this.

And I guess at this point we know that

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If you want, I can tell him that you are coming to Cameroon and that you are going to be needing his help.He is a very learned, brilliant and intelligent young man who will be so pleased to show you around.

doesn't really hit the spot, does it? Cool

Master of Master Baiters Joined: 05 Jan 2017 Posts: 790

Thanks Mountain Goat .We are on day 4 ( same clothes yuk ) 684 Km traveled and he says he is with his brother.

Yea he has support from the USA. I have been sending him dodgy links and they are constantly picked up as opened here ......

168.235.205.105 United States, Pasadena
Mozilla/5.0 (Linux; U; Android 5.0.1; en-US; LG-H500 Build/LRX21Y) AppleWebKit/534.30 (KHTML, like Gecko) Version/4.0 UCBrowser/10.7.2.645 U3/0.8.0 Mobile Safari/534.30

https://travel.jumia.com/en-gb/hotels/cameroon/bertoua/702

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Hello Mick, thank you for getting back to me.

1) Yes we have passports but didn't move with it as we saw it as not necessary. But we have our national ID cards on us.

2) Yes, there is a cyber cafe by the hotel.

3) Attached to this email is a picture of me in front of the cyber cafe.

I am in room 103. When are you coming? We are stranded here as our session here expires at 12 noon and do not even have some money on us to eat. We barely eat sir.

Many regards

Posted: Thu Feb 23, 2017 10:09 am

Very well braintoxic, very well! clapping

Master of Master Baiters Joined: 05 Jan 2017 Posts: 790

Thanks birlic , Rodney is expecting the money today but im keeping him there tonight . The room only cost him 9 dollars. He never sees these things coming!!

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Why are you so impatient with me ?, I'm recovering from a serious illness and I have not had my breakfast yet,

This is my very fist Safari and I want to impress my peers !!

I have decided that I will look after and arrange everything from now on ok so that you get the package and all your expenses , I will give you my detailed schedule and I will come and find you this time as its not fair that you have to stand all day in the sun waiting for me.

We camped in our tents last , we have met the fishermen at Ayos and now we are meeting Baka Pygmies traditional hunter gatherers tonight , The Pygmies are amazing , they survive by logging and catching small animals with string and duct tape , we are staying here tonight to see a ceremony worshiping two people called Komba and Jengi and then one on the boys becomes a man. This is the highlight of my trip.

I will find you so you dont have to look for me anymore, I will find you ok this is easier .

Kind Regards

Posted: Thu Feb 23, 2017 10:15 am

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We are stranded here as our session here expires at 12 noon and do not even have some money on us to eat. We barely eat sir.

Ha ha ha! That's how it goes..they travel with almost empty pockets because they believe they will hit the jackpot once they get there.....this is just lovely! You should ask Woody to add the Safari to the thread title. I don't remember having heard of a puppy lad on safari. This is awesome, and it happened all so easy!

Master of Master Baiters Joined: 05 Jan 2017 Posts: 790

What make this so easy is that im bombarding his "animal Loving" counterpart Lauren in the USA with long boring emails talking about animals and habitat and culture and telling him/her about all the amazing pictures iv taken

USA Lad is pushing Rodney further and further into the jungle Smile

Master of Master Baiters Joined: 05 Jan 2017 Posts: 790

I offered to fly them home, all I needed was a copy of their national ID cards.

Its time to take some advice I saw in a Ser Davos thread and I wont reply until tomorrow !!

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Hello Mick,

I will be slow. But my bro is already complaining as he said he only did this for me. He is scared of heights and cannot even accept to get into a plane. So he said he'll prefer travelling by land(on a bus).

The money that we paid here is finish. If you want us to fly back together, it means we'll be staying here in Bertoua for another night. We have sacrificed just to help you.
If you want to be kind, please just bring our transport and we'll return us back home.

I never thought it was going to be like this. To be sincere Mick. Just give us transportation and we'll go back. We've tried a lot. But if you will not be able to do it, we'll loik for a way out. We decided to help you with good faith and it seems as we are doing the wrong thing.

We have tried sir.

We are waiting for your last response for confirmation that you have seen my email.

Thanks
Rodney

From USA Lad ( im giving the graduate Rodney my old laptop so ha can catch up with his studies when he gets home)

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Hi Mick love,
Giving your laptop to Rodney will help him. But his last email to me sounded so frustrating as you were making things extremely difficult for him and his brother.

You promised to treat him nice. Why Mick? He is so kind to deserve this treatment. If I didn't approve that he goes to Bertoua in the night, he wouldn't have gone ...(Yup USA Lad is the driving force)... He does all this just because I ask him to.

Should I tell him to return if you found someone already that will handle your package?

Love Lauren.

Rodney

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This is not fair Mick.
I blame myself for acting so desperate for the money you said you'll give me if all goes right.

From USA Lad

This is my favorite Email so far and I would happily end the bait here .. but I wont ...

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Hello deary,

Do you remember the email you sent to me saying that if only Rodney knew what package you had for him?

Was the package frustration and disappointments?

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^^ Priceless! clapping

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Very well done Braintoxic. Very Happy