He's positive

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Posted: Thu Dec 01, 2016 11:05 pm

Always nice with a positive lad. And it only took about 20 mails, before he became positive. Positivity brings a smile to your face, doesn't it?

Yeah! I still got it! Laughing

Posted: Thu Dec 01, 2016 11:41 pm

Excellent.

Baiting Guru Joined: 10 Oct 2010 Posts: 3877

congratulations

he appears to have a weird head-shape.... or he tries to have a stealth mohawk Twisted Evil

what happens if you photoshop his fingernails to a bright red color and post it on nairaland.

Twisted Evil

Posted: Thu Dec 01, 2016 11:57 pm

I do have a nagging feeling that it may be a photochop, actually, but I did a ELA forensic test, which suggests that it may be the paper. Any opinions?

ETA: Did a few more tests that suggested it is genuine after all. So I guess it might be the real thing.

Posted: Fri Dec 02, 2016 3:50 am

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Any opinions?

That you have chlamydia? No doubt.

Posted: Fri Dec 02, 2016 5:04 am

TheDane wrote:

Yeah! I still got it! Laughing

That's what happens when you get to close to banjo boy.

Baiting Guru Joined: 10 Oct 2010 Posts: 3877

seems to be legit.

usually, when something like this is shopped, they remove the old text from the paper, leaving it pure white, and then write the requested text over it.

but in this case, the paper still has a lot of texture, for example it appears to be printed with some text on the backside. it is doable, but it is an awful lot of work for just a little paper.

I guess, he went the quick way, dress up, get the paper and do a picture.

I know what tipped you off: his camera has aggressively sharpened the picture. but the jpeg-artefacts are correctly aligned (misaligned artefacts are an indicator of a modification of that picture).

do you have the exif-data? or was it blank...

Posted: Fri Dec 02, 2016 10:52 am

Turn that frown upside down.

Posted: Fri Dec 02, 2016 11:24 am

You never lost it, TD. Nice trophy.

Posted: Fri Dec 02, 2016 2:07 pm

That is one mangey looking lad. Usually, I fall back on "lads lie" but in this case I believe him -- he probably does have chlamydia.

Posted: Sat Dec 03, 2016 4:05 am

Thanks, guys! This one is promising. Laughing

Anna wrote:

I am sorry, I can see that now. It was because your file had no extension (.jpg etc), so Gmail couldn't make a preview and therefore, Gmail assumed it was a virus or something.

Thank you, that was all I needed. I trust you now, so let us move on with this transaction. What is next?

Anna

Positive Lad wrote:

Attention: Anna Chlamydia.

I am happy you finally trust me so please i just want you to understand the transfer is going to take place if you co operate with us and follow our instructions by this time next week the fund will be in your bank account please we only need about five documents to make this transfer to your bank account and here are the names of the documents we need from you below.

1.Anti terrorist clearance certificate
2.Drug law clearance certificate.
3.Affidavit of claim.
4.Deposit certificate.
5.Certificate of ownership.

These are the documents we need to transfer the money into your bank account without any query or any problem and please you need to send your bank account information to us and your cell phone number and please if you do not have these documents please let us know so we can direct you to a very reliable attorney who is going to help you get those documents on your behalf so that is all we need from you for the transfer to commence immediately.

Thanks and waiting to hear from you as soon as possible.

Mr Allen Clayton Gustafson.

Anna wrote:

Now I am confused. I don't have any of those documents, you were the one that said the money belongs to me. I don't understand, I don't have those documents, because as I told you, this is all news to me, so how can I claim the money without the paperwork? That seems impossible, and I am heartbroken now. Sad

Anna

Positive Lad wrote:

Attention: Anna Chlamydia.

I have seen your email and you don't have to be afraid of anything and i am happy you believe and trust me and also we are going to get those documents and we have to hire a lawyer who is going to get those documents for the transfer and that was what i told you on the last email and you shouldn't worry yourself the transfer will take place into your account as i told you but it will cost money to get those documents and if you are ready i can give you the contact of the lawyer so you can talk to him and the lawyer will tell you what it takes to get those documents so that is the only thing we need to do so the paperwork can be done as soon as possible

I am waiting to hear from you and i wouldn't want you to be heartbroken because you have some one who you trust beside you and try and send me your bank information

I am waiting to hear from you as soon as possible

Mr Allen Clayton Gustafson.

Anna wrote:

Ok, but there is no need to hire a lawyer, as I already have a lawyer, sothe easiest thing is just to use him. We call it shyster in America, by the way. "Lawyer" or "barrister" are terms that were used in old movies. You can contact my shyster at <snipped, TD>.
Anyway, it''s a reassurance that we will get those documents soon. I am not so heartbroken anymore.
By the way, why do you keep sending me the same email? One time is enough.

Anna

Positive Lad wrote:

Attention: Ann Chlamydia.

I received your email the letter we are talking about it not here in America the lawyer i am talking about is a lawyer in Nigeria who will help us to get the documents needed for the transfer but nevermind the less i will contact your shyster and the fund will have to be transfer to you by next week as i have promised you and also the documents has to come from Nigeria not the USA or your country because that where the money is coming from the most important thing is for you to send your banking details and your address and whoever is getting the documents will need your info because they have to be on the documents so that is all for now.

Kindest Regards,

Mr Allen Clayton Gustafson

Anna wrote:

Hello again Mr. Gustafson,

I have an idea. Why don't you have your shyster send an email to my shyster, and they can wrk together and do what shysters do to get my money? I mean, I am paying money for the services of my shyster, so he might as well do some work for us. His email address is <snipped, TD>.

Have a great weekend!

Quote:

Attention: Ann Chlamydia

Please i want you to understand that this is a bank and not a family business you mentioned that you want me to contact your shyster which i did and now you are saying let my shyster work with your shyster and the lawyer i am talking about is in Nigeria not in your country not in United States because the money is coming from Nigeria and that is where the documents is coming from also and that what you should know because you shouldn't waste your money on your shyster because he can't get these documents for us because he is not in Nigeria and also it is only the lawyer who is in Nigeria that can get those documents to us so that is what you have to put in your mind so we can get the documents quick so your fund will be able to transfer into your bank account.

I am waiting to your hear from you.

Mr Allen Clayton Gustafson.

Is it just me, or does he seem a bit annoyed? Laughing