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Posted: Fri Nov 11, 2016 2:01 pm

No comment necessary, I think.

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OFFICE OF THE PRESIDENT
UNITED STATES OF AMERICA
1600 Pennsylvania Ave NW, Washington, DC 20500
P.O. Box 27624. Washington, D.C
+1(0) 202 602 6205

I PROMISED ONE(1) YEAR AGO THAT IF ELECTED INTO OFFICE AS THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA, THAT I WILL FIGHT FOR YOU AND FIGHT CORRUPTION.
FOR THIS REASON OF EXPOSING CORRUPT PRACTICES OF EVEN MY PARTY, THE REPUBLICANS HATED ME AND DIDNT ENDORSE ME. I STILL STOOD STRONG TO MY FIGHT TO EXPOSE AND FIGHT CORRUPT PRACTISES IN THE U.S AND ALL OVER THE WORLD.
I MADE IT TO BEING THE REPUBLICAN CANDIDATE EVEN WHEN THE CORRUPT GOVERNMENT FOUGHT TO HAVE ME NOT MAKE IT, SO AS TO AVOID ME EXPOSING EVERYONE AND FIGHTING CORRUPTION WHICH EVERYONE FEAR I WOULD.
I MADE THIS PROMISE TO THE AMERICAN PEOPLE AND TO THE WORLD.
TODAY AGAINST ALL ODDS AND AGAINST ALL THE CORRUPT U.S GOVERNMENT FIGHTS AGAINST ME NOT BECOMING THE NEXT PRESIDENT TO AVOID ME EXPOSING MANY CORRUPT PRACTISES AND FIGHTING THEIR HIDDEN CORRUPTION IN ALL OTHER PARTS OF THE WORLD.
TODAY I AM THE PRESIDENT-ELECT OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA.
A YEAR AGO, I MADE A PROMISE AND SAID; IN MY FIGHT FOR CORRUPTION.
I SAID " IF ELECTED INTO OFFICE, I WOULD FIGHT CORRUPTION & CORRUPT PEOPLE"
TO YOU I SAID "THAT I WOULD FIGHT THOSE THAT HAS SEIZED YOUR CONSIGNMENT FUND IN AFRICA"
I MADE A PROMISE AND I HAVE STARTED IT.
I HAVE IN MY 4TH CALL TODAY AFTER BEING ELECTED THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA, CALLED THE PRESIDENT OF SOUTH AFRICA AND INSTRUCTED HIM THE JOINT COALISION OF LEADING GOVERNMENTS IN THE WORLD & THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA.
A RUBICON AGREEMENT HAVE BEING SIGNED THIS MORNING BY ALL THE LEADING GOVERNMENT IN COALISION WITH MY GOVERNMENT AND THE OFFICIAL AUTHORIZATION ON THE RELEASE OF YOUR LONG DELAYED CONSIGNMENT FUND IS BEING INSTRUCTED AND CARRIED OUT BY THE U.S.S.S.
SEE ATTACHED FOR THE RUBICON AND ALL IMMEDIATE ACTION ENACTED UPON ENDORSEMENT OF MY SIGNATURE AND ALL WORLD LEADING GOVERNMENT SIGNATURE.
I MADE YOU THIS PROMISE AND I AM TAKING ACTION AND NO DELAY.
SEE ATTACHED!

PRESIDENT-ELECT
DONALD J. TRUMP
UNITED STATE OF AMERICA

ETA: I'll post the attachment when file manager is working again.

419Eater is my life Joined: 27 Jan 2015 Posts: 331

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TO YOU I SAID "THAT I WOULD FIGHT THOSE THAT HAS SEIZED YOUR CONSIGNMENT FUND IN AFRICA"

This is priceless! Mr. Green

I didn't realize a President-elect could convene a meeting with world leaders and sign agreements before his inauguration.

Posted: Fri Nov 11, 2016 7:00 pm

Just love the all caps. Now THAT'S "Presidential"! Laughing

Posted: Fri Nov 11, 2016 10:43 pm

Just makes me sad I'm going to stop getting messages from "Michel Barrack Obama". She was one of my favorites.

Posted: Fri Nov 11, 2016 10:48 pm

^ You'll probably still get those. I think it takes the lads a couple years before they change the formats. Laughing

Posted: Fri Nov 11, 2016 11:56 pm

Both Mal and Cammy got this script.

Mal replied first.

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Congratulations on your success.
But putting that aside - someone didn't quite brief you right. The "CONSIGNMENT FUND" in Ghana is no longer mine since I lost the PoA.
So you can't help me, which is a pity.
Thank you for your time, but you have a lot to do.

Cammy will reply later; it's Saturday morning, and she always sleeps in after Freyja-day.

ETA: the President-Elect seems to have time to spare for Mal's non-troubles!

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IT WAS NEVER LOST, YOUR CONSIGNMENT WHERE DIVERTED AND THOSE PEOPLE WHO DID IT INFORMED YOU TO TAKE YOU OFF IT. BUT THEY HAVE BEING ARRESTED AND THE COURT IS HOLDING THERE HEARING IN SOUTH AFRICA.
I KNOW BETTER AND THIS ARE THE CONVERSATIONS THAT HAS PLACED THEM IN COURTS CUSTODY AFTER THE ARREST.

Posted: Sat Nov 12, 2016 7:23 am

loualsindor wrote:

Just makes me sad I'm going to stop getting messages from "Michel Barrack Obama". She was one of my favorites.

Michelle was getting boring, so I'm looking forward to getting the mails from Melania.

Posted: Sat Nov 12, 2016 12:39 pm

"The Donald" wrote:

I SAID " IF ELECTED INTO OFFICE, I WOULD FIGHT CORRUPTION & CORRUPT PEOPLE"
TO YOU I SAID "THAT I WOULD FIGHT THOSE THAT HAS SEIZED YOUR CONSIGNMENT FUND IN AFRICA"

That bit had me in stitches too Laughing

Posted: Sat Nov 12, 2016 8:19 pm

Wait. Why would he want to fight corruption only to turn around and corrupt people? (That was a rhetorical question! No responses needed.)

Posted: Sat Nov 12, 2016 10:19 pm

For those who would like to write to the President-to-be-or-not-to-be* here is his address: Donald.J.Trump(at)presidency.com.

*Sorry, word association football match box twenty twenty eyesight for sore eyes took over the hills and far away in a manger.

Posted: Sun Nov 13, 2016 2:04 am

^ Roger has sent a poke. This should be fun. Twisted Evil

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Sep 2013 Posts: 2210

It's been a while since I baited a new lad. This one looks like a lot of fun. Very Happy

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Thank you for writing me Mr. Trump!!! And congratulations on your election success!!

I have been fighting over this consignment fund for over 8 months now! That fool Barrister Kofi has proven himself to be completely impotent and unable to process my funds!!

I wrote directly to President Obama about the troubles I have been having with Barrister Kofi and his errand boy Uzumbo W0mbay but after all this time and thousands of dollars in fees I have still not receive my consignment!!

Please tell me how we can proceed.

Regards, Dan

Posted: Mon Nov 14, 2016 12:30 pm

So far I've received:

* A picture of Donald Trump holding up a piece of paper with the words BELIEVE ME CAMILLE

* A "change of ownership document" for Mal that gets just about everything wrong

* A demand for $300 to be sent via WU to someone in South Africa

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Sep 2013 Posts: 2210

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I HAVE DISCUSSED WITH PRESIDENT JACOB ZUMA OF THE REPUBLIC OF SOUTH AFRICA, WHERE YOUR FUND IS SECURED.
PLACE A CALL TO HIM DIRECTLY UPON RECEPTION OF THIS MESSAGE AND GIVE HIM THIS GOVERNMENT CODE AND HE WOULD KNOW YOUR ITS YOUR CONSIGNMENT THAT IS APPROVED.
PRESIDENT JACOB ZUMA: +27848267***
ALSO PROVIDE YOUR REACHABLE PHONE NUMBER.
ONCE YOU CALL THE PRESIDENT OF SOUTH AFRICA, WITHIN 48 HRS YOUR DELIVERY WOULD BE CONCLUDED.
PLACE THE CALL IMMEDIATELY UPON RECEPTION OF THIS MESSAGE.

PRESIDENT-ELECT
DONALD J. TRUMP
UNITED STATES OF AMERICA

Dan is confusing this info with a previous scam that he fell for...

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Good day Mr. President,

I received your email but I am very confused by it. I was told that my fund was being held in Nigeria? Barrister Kofi told me that an evil man named Goodluck Jonathan was holding my fund to punish me for being a Republican!

How did my fund get all the way to South Africa? Who is this Jacob Zumba person? Does he work for Barrister Kofi? Please clarify for me.

I am very happy that you are helping me with this Mr. Trump. I know that you are a very smart business man and you will be able to help me finally collect my fund!

Regards, Dan

Posted: Tue Nov 15, 2016 3:18 am

Yastreb wrote:

A demand for $300 to be sent via WU to someone in South Africa

He's a billionaire. Let him pay it out of his pocket change.

419Eater is my life Joined: 27 Jan 2015 Posts: 331

The trunk box lad that I've been leading on since August just sent this to my character:

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AS YOU KNOW TOO WELL THAT UNITED STATE NOW HAVE A NEW PRESIDENT AND HE WILL SOON ORDER FOR INSPECTION IN ALL THE AIRPORT TO KNOW WHAT THEY HAVE IN THE STORAGE VAULT AND HE WILL NOT CONSIDER ANY PACKAGE THAT HAS STAYED AS LONG AS YOURS HERE SO PLEASE YOU HAVE TO FAST IN MAKING THE TRANSFER BECAUSE WE RECEIVED A NOTIFICATION ABOUT THE INSPECTION AND NOBODY KNOWS THE DAY THEY WILL COME FOR THE SUPERVISION

Posted: Tue Nov 15, 2016 8:21 pm

I've just posted another Donald Trump scam in Surplus:

https://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=280244

I like that he has become The New President of the Untied States of Amerca.

Posted: Tue Nov 15, 2016 8:33 pm

^^^With a Russian-based email address.

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Sep 2013 Posts: 2210

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THIS WAS ,Y PROMISE BEFORE GETTING INTO OFFICE.
PRESIDENT JACOB ZUMA IS THE PRESIDENT OF THE REPUBLIC OF GHANA AND DOES NOT LISTEN TO ANY PERSON JUST LIKE ME ND HOW I GOT INTO OFFFICE.
HE IS THE ONLY PRESIDENT IN THE WHOLE OF AFRICA I TRUST AND HE IS THE ONLY TRANSPERENT PRESIDENT THERE IN AFRICA AND THATS WHY I INSTRUCTED ALL BOXES BE TRANSFERED TO HIM.
CONTCT HIM AND DIALOGUE WITH HIM AND BEFORE 48 HOURS YOU WOULD BE HAVING YOUR FUND BOXES WITH YOU.
PRESIDENT JACOB ZUMA: +27848267103
ONCE YOU CLEAR WITH HIM, NOTIFY ME, SO I CAN SEND MY U.S.S.S EXCORTS TO FOLLOW THE FUND ON DELIVERY SO EVERYTHING IS 100% PERFECT.
ACTION PRESIDENT.

PRESIDENT-ELECT
DONALD J. TRUMP
UNITED STATES OF AMERICA

He is saying Zuma is President of South Africa and Ghana. This is confusing for Dan.

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Hello Mr. Trump,

Thank you again for your help. I am still very confuse about all of this because you first said that Jacob Zuma was from South America and now you say he is from Ghana but Barrister Kofi was telling me that the fund was being held in Nigeria. I don't understand!!?!?

I have wrote to Barrister Kofi and told him that you are now the President-Elect and he will need to listen to what you are saying because soon you will be able to handle my consignment fund and release my trunk box!! I have paid Barrister Kofi over $4,000 now but Obama is not releasing my trunk box because I am a Republican! Should I give your email address to Barrister Kofi?

Regards, Dan

Trump is a winner!

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IT WAS A TYPING ERROR, IT IS REPUBLIC OF SOUTH AFRICA.
WITH THE NUMBER YOU CAN SEE ITS SOUTH AFRICA.
I MADE A MISTAKE TYPING GHANA, I WANT TO WARN YOU NOT TO TRANSACT WITH ANYBODY ANYMORE IN GHANA AND NIGERIA, THIS IS THE 2 MOST CORRUPT COUNTRY TO EVER DEAL WITH.
I AM A WINNER AND IF YOU LISTEN TO ME, YOU WILL HAVE YOUR FUND WITHIN 48 HOURS, I AM WINNING AND ACTION PRESIDENT.
IF I SAY ITS A.
DO NOT DIALOGUE WITH ANY BODY AND EVEN YOUR SO-CALLED LAWYER, THEY ARE IMPOSTERS AND FRAUDSTERS.
ONLY IF YOU WILL QUIT AND LISTEN TO ME, WITHIN 48 HOURS AFTER YOU CALL PRESIDENT JACOB ZUMA ON THE DIRECT NUMBER I GAVE YOU YOU WILL HAVE YOUR LUGGAGE DELIVERED TO YOU.
A WORD IS ENOUGH FOR THE WISE.
THANKS
PRESIDENT-ELECT
DONALD J. TRUMP
UNITED STATES OF AMERICA

Posted: Fri Nov 18, 2016 12:48 am

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PRESIDENT JACOB ZUMA ON THE DIRECT NUMBER I GAVE YOU

Please tell me someone called up Zuma and had a chat, and that the lad did his best Zuma impression. Very Happy

Posted: Fri Nov 18, 2016 3:34 am

Roger has also been told to contact Jacob Zuma. Nothing funny yet, but I'm hoping to maneuver this lad into ridiculous situations soon enough. I may phone chain the number.

419Eater is my life Joined: 28 Jun 2013 Posts: 274

Does anyone know when this guy sleeps?

I like to do the one message a day thing, but no matter when I send him an email, he answers within ten minutes.

I've tried late at night, early in the morning, and in the middle of the day.

He seems to be awake and online 24 hours a day.

Posted: Fri Nov 18, 2016 7:18 pm

Damn. The lazy idiot dropped me when I told him I can't read emails written in all capital letters and asked him to have a staffer type it to me in lowercase.

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Sep 2013 Posts: 2210

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Hello Mr. President,

Thank you for helping me to understand. Yes I believe that you are right that there are very bad people in some African countries. After all, you know better than anyone that President Barack Obama was born in Kenya and he is the most untrustworthy man in history!

I have tried to phone the number to Mr. Zumba several times (I haven't) with no answer, but I will continue to try. Thank you for your help with my consignment.

Regards, Dan

Lad:

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PRESIDENT JACOB ZUMA: +27848267103

Dan is still having trouble calling that number:

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Hello Mr. Trump,

I am trying to call this phone number but it is not allowing me to call it. It says that the number cannot be completed as dialed. Are you sure it is the correct number?

Can I talk to you directly Mr. President instead of this Zumba man? I received an email from Barrister Kofi yesterday and I am still very confused about all this.

Regards, Dan

I am hoping to get a phone number for Donald Trump. I would really love to hear a lad try to be Trump on a phone call.

Posted: Sun Nov 20, 2016 12:58 am

Big X wrote:

^ Roger has sent a poke. This should be fun. Twisted Evil

BWAHAHAHAH

Can't wait

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