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 What's your most amusing lad malapropism?

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pete515
Elite Baiter


Joined: 19 Apr 2008
Posts: 1301


PostPosted: Mon Nov 07, 2016 2:34 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Here's one I got today. The lad has obviously mixed up geology with genealogy.

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It is the information needed by the association of professional
geologists to procure family tree approval for you

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Easter 2015Closed lad accounts LOTS
Safari David Mark - Lagos/Yankari SSC
Sand Timer David Mark -3 years
Sand Timer Simon Dormoo - 1 year+, a standard 419er who became my love lad
United States x2 ME Foundation Home, Bank of Afrique
United Kingdom

"..a strange voice like a wild pussy cat yelled at me and then paused......It was terrible, I nearly threw my phone away, and it scared me." Lad talks to a fax machine.

"mother remember I trusted you with all my hearth, remember I fouled with my blood that I am ready to take you as my biological mother remember I gave you my hope, my spirit and soul that you will lie to me or cheat me" Elinah Kipkalya
"you sun of a beach ".."you foolish and bustard stinking dead dog". More from the fragrant Elinah 4 weeks later.
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Heisenberg222
419Eater is my life


Joined: 31 Aug 2014
Posts: 265
Location: 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque NM


PostPosted: Mon Nov 07, 2016 2:39 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

The ones in my sig.

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Closed lad accounts x37
United Kingdom

I am rest assured that you will not fail me in terms of my monthly install mental payments. - Mary Bear
I assure you that I will fly down to USA immediately I confirmed from the bank that the transfer has be done so that we shall share the fund as agreed 50/50 greediness. - Mohamed Adams
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon


Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17388
Location: Leading my wolf pack


PostPosted: Tue Nov 08, 2016 11:32 am Reply with quoteBack to top

A couple from one bait, in which one Lad cut loose:

YOU ARE A COMMON STREET THAWTH VERGABON - we think the last two words were supposed to be 'thief' and 'vagabond'.

YOU ARE A STUPID NICAMPO - almost certainly 'nincompoop'.

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Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok

May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE

United Kingdom x5 Spain New Zealand Senegal Ghana x2 Benin Closed lad accounts x 246
Safari x 5 - Oyenka Chidinma Lagos-Cotonou; Dickyboi Lagos-Accra; Femmy Lagos-Porto Novo; "Woody" Accra-Singapore; Henry Philip Abuja-Natitingou w/MG & DSW
Sand Timer x 7
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2ND Amendment
Not quite a Newb


Joined: 30 Oct 2011
Posts: 66


PostPosted: Wed Nov 09, 2016 1:23 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Quirkily contact him, he is the in the position to tell you all you
need to know about your fund

I think I might.

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Pops always said
"If you're raised on shit you'll crave it"
Closed lad accounts x 101
be ready to kiss your grave i told you expect it
If this transaction fails i do not think i can live with it. I will kill myself and i hope this wll make you happy. VERY MUCH SO THANK YOU

This is Clear it seems what only know how to write is OK. That is not funy everytime you keep saying Ok, WHAT IS OK? Is OK what i ask you

Go away. You are not serious.You don't trust western union me my self don't trust you. To hell.

motor kill you and your family. You this big head. Thief like you. You and your family are goat, Idiot. Greatest fools, witch. Play with me i will send assassins against your family. MUMUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU.
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lakeside77
A chaff in the USA


Joined: 11 Jul 2008
Posts: 2700
Location: Out there in the cold, getting lonely, getting old


PostPosted: Thu Nov 10, 2016 9:56 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Dr. Lambert Starr never disappoints. These are from the same email.

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your full of deceit, insincere Human bean,

I can see that you only paying hid and sick game

I hate you, your a layer

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ls77

Closed lad accounts x26 Easter Egg 2012 United KingdomNigeria x3 Thailand x2 Guinea BissauBeninGermanyNetherlands
Sand Timer Father Frank

I must let you know that am sick and tired of all this whole bull sheet do you know my ass is on the line - Jonh Raymund

i want to say i am very sorry for the Mother that gave Barth to you -- Jim Ovie

. . . it is disrespectful,malicious, an ILEDAN EYE,to our corporation and embarrassing to my secretary as he was messed up by your action. I thought I was assisting a true American gentleman without knowing that I am trying to help one of the most chaffs in the USA. --Dr. Leo Stan Ekeh

. . . I hate you with all my Live, you may not understand the Laval of hatred I have in you -- Dr. Lambert
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pete515
Elite Baiter


Joined: 19 Apr 2008
Posts: 1301


PostPosted: Thu Nov 10, 2016 10:55 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Another gem from one of my lads requesting my personal details....

Quote:
Sex; and Marital Statues

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Easter 2015Closed lad accounts LOTS
Safari David Mark - Lagos/Yankari SSC
Sand Timer David Mark -3 years
Sand Timer Simon Dormoo - 1 year+, a standard 419er who became my love lad
United States x2 ME Foundation Home, Bank of Afrique
United Kingdom

"..a strange voice like a wild pussy cat yelled at me and then paused......It was terrible, I nearly threw my phone away, and it scared me." Lad talks to a fax machine.

"mother remember I trusted you with all my hearth, remember I fouled with my blood that I am ready to take you as my biological mother remember I gave you my hope, my spirit and soul that you will lie to me or cheat me" Elinah Kipkalya
"you sun of a beach ".."you foolish and bustard stinking dead dog". More from the fragrant Elinah 4 weeks later.
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Rowan
Elite Baiter


Joined: 15 Feb 2013
Posts: 1348
Location: In the back room, being naughty


PostPosted: Thu Nov 10, 2016 11:59 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I'm including the whole rant because it's too funny not to share.

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See this stupid i wanted me to be cool with you but now you have anger my monster in me i will treat you as a bitch ass hole, try me i guess those bankers you work for don't have fucking big skills like mine, I will make you knee me , bitch you are looking like the dog i will eat your money like its a food from you,


I think I broke him. Laughing

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Closed lad accounts x 134 known, lost count since then Closed lad accounts -- thanks to Dharma for this one.
x 188
Germany United States France
Sand Timer A.Z. 2013-2015
Easter 2015
"If You can't figure out the scanner find someone smart to do it ok?"
"KISS YOUR INHERITANCE GOOD BYT DUMP ASS"
"its [wo]men like you who truly ruin my days."
"Do you realize that you have pushed me to tears?"
"I pray you die of horrible disease in Jesus name for wasting my time. The is serious business."
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