Adventures with Lotto Lads 5 - Romancing Susan

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Posted: Sat Oct 08, 2016 10:13 pm

This lotto bait starts fairly normally but has developed into a dollar chop that the lad hasn't quite worked out yet (at the time of posting this first update).

The opening format was very minimal, simply stating that I'd won a prize.

I wrote:

Dear Sirs,

I received your notification email but I am mystified as to what it is I have won. You see, the email had barely any details in it so I am left wondering what kind of prize I have won and who it is from.

Please advise me on these missing details.

regards,
RJ

Lad wrote:

Rxxxxxxx Jxxxxxx,

I got your mail and the content is well noted,Below is the content of
your winnings,

Your E-mail-Address was selected for category A in this Year's Annual
Electronics Promotions,e-Mail programme.

These are your details.

Ref Number: EUM DN 0808-9T6
Batch Number: EUM QY-4LJ8
Ticket Number: 3510-EM 48
Serial Number: NPU-24
Lucky Number: 05 13 27 33 42 (00-02)

Please contact the program attorney & coordinator. Complete the
information below and forward same and above stated details strictly
to the program attorney & coordinator. Your draw has a total value of
$4,200,000:00USD.

nb:. Kindly note the attorney will handle every cost of transfer, so
you're liable to complete transfer at no extra cost.

Full Names:
Country of Residence:
Address:
Occupation:
Date of
Birth:
Telephone:
Copy of Identity:

PROGRAM ATTORNEY & COORDINATOR
Name: Barrister Paul Terry
E-mail: [email protected]
Tel: +44-7039-999-999

---------------------------------------------------------------------
CONFIDENTIALITY NOTICE:
This message (including any attachments) is intended only for the use
of the individual or entity to which it is addressed and may contain
information that is proprietary, non-public, and confidential to
Annual Electronics Promotions. If you are not the intended
recipient,you are hereby notified that any use, dissemination,
distribution, or copying of this communication is strictly prohibited.
If you have received this communication in error, please contact the
sender and
delete this message immediately.

Oh, okay. Well that's just splendid!

I wrote:

Dear Mr Paul Terry,

Many apologies for my delayed reply. I was up in the wilds of Scotland, looking for a buyer for some of my items I was selling and had some difficulty finding him before I could return back home.

Here is the infos you asked me for.
Full Names: Rxxxxxxx Bxxxxxxx Jxxxxxx
Country of Residence: England
Address: 7 Txxxxxxx, Pxxxxxxx, Cxxxxxxx, England, PX99 9XX
Occupation: Retired
Date of Birth: 9/8/59
Telephone: 08719999999

I was given these infos to pass along to you.
Ref Number: EUM DN 0808-9T6
Batch Number: EUM QY-4LJ8
Ticket Number: 3510-EM 48
Serial Number: NPU-24
Lucky Number: 05 13 27 33 42 (00-02)

I hope this is everything you need to process my claim.

Can I be impudent and ask how much my winnings will be in British pounds? We don't use US dollars here ever since we gained independence so the figure in GBP would be mean much more to me.

thanks,
RJ

Lad wrote:

Rxxxxxxx Jxxxxxx,

I got your mail and the content is well noted,

Since you have provided the needed information,then we will prepare
your file and get the process of releasing your winnings to you
started,

Now you are to contact the paying center,on the information below,

Susan Herold
[email protected]
+44 741 999 9999

You need to contact her,so that she can get your winnings release to you,

Kindly get back to me,once you have contact her,

PROGRAM ATTORNEY & COORDINATOR
Barrister Paul Terry

I wrote:

Dear Mr Paul Terry,

Thank you for your response. I will contact Susan Herold immediately after finishing this email to you.
May I just point out a mistyping I made when writing out my informations? The first "1" in my telephone number should be a "0", making it 0870 not 0871. Please propagate this to all the people who now have my informations.

thank you,
RJ

I've had some great baits simply fall apart because of the lads' phone companies not allowing them to connect to some UK premium-like numbers, so I don't want yet another excuse for that to happen here, hence the email correcting my phone number.

I wrote:

Good morning, Mrs Susan Herold,

How are you today? I hope all is well with you and the people you care about.

I have been pointed in your direction by one Mr Paul Terry who wrote to me about my lottery winnings. He said that you have something important to do with them and me, so that is why I am writing to you.

Do you need any more informations to help identify me? Let me know, please.

thanks,
RJ

Lad wrote:

Rxxxxxxx Jxxxxxx,

I got your mail and the content is well noted,

I will like to know if you have contact her and you should try and
correct your phone to her,

Kindly get back to me with her update

PROGRAM ATTORNEY & COORDINATOR
Barrister Paul Terry

That was nice of him to acknowledge my correction!

So I'm polite and inform him of what I've done...

I wrote:

Dear Paul,

I have written to Susan Herold but she has not replied yet. When she does, I will let you know her response.

thanks,
RJ

Lad wrote:

Attn: Mr.Rxxxxxxx Jxxxxxx,

This is to confirm the receipt of your e-mail as concern your winning. Yes, we are a clearing house agency to the insitution that organized your Winning and we have received instructions as well to commence on proceedings at having your winning funds released to you.

Sir, kindly, print out our claim form, fill outrightly and return back to us , after which, we would instruct you further on next line of action .

Sincerely,
Susan Herold (Mrs).
For Custodian Trust Securities & Vaults.

There's a very uninspiring form attached to Susan Herold's email.

I wrote:

Dear Paul,

Ha! Would you believe it? I wrote to say that Susan Herold had not replied yet, and after writing my reply I returned to my Inbox and found a reply from her!
She is asking me to print out a form, complete it, scan it, attach it, and email it back to her.
I will be doing that as soon as I get an hour of free time.

thanks,
RJ

The geniality continues!

Lad wrote:

Rxxxxxxx Jxxxxxx,

I got your mail and the content is well noted,

Mind you,you are to listen and follow her instruction,so that your
winnings can be release to you,

You are to get me updated on how things is going between you and her

PROGRAM ATTORNEY & COORDINATOR
Barrister Paul Terry

For some reason, that bit of his email catches my attention (and inspiration).

I wrote:

Dear Paul,

I received your email and noted the contents well.

I see you wrote this line:
"You are to get me updated on how things is going between you and her"
Oh my! Are you trying to set me up with Susan? I don't even know her that much, so suggesting I get more intimate with her is quite an audacious step. But if that is what it takes to get my lottery winnings then I will give it a try.

regards,
RJ

A bit of misinterpretation never goes astray.

Does it... ?

Lad wrote:

Rxxxxxxx Jxxxxxx,

I got your mail and the content is well noted,

i must get this clear to you that,this is not a form or set up and we
are not here to hurt or arm you,she is the paying agent and it is your
duty to abide by with her,

Now,i will advice you not to worry or think negative on this,

PROGRAM ATTORNEY & COORDINATOR
Barrister Paul Terry

I guess it does!

I need him to understand what I really meant by "getting set up with her"...

I wrote:

Dear Paul,

I received your email and noted the contents very well.

I suspect you misread my email. Perhaps my use of the phrase "set up" was my mistake, and I apologize for it. I was trying to make a small humorous comment about how you wanted to know how I was getting on with Susan, implying that I was meant to get friendly with her. "Setting me up with X" in my part of the world means "arranging for me and X to get into a relationship". I understand it means other things in other parts of the world, so I am sorry if I was confusing in what I meant.

But if you want me to abide with Susan... well, I say! Moving in with her is an even more forward step! I will look for suitable properties that will be in both our price ranges and then contact her to see which ones she likes the look of.

Looking forward to seeing what she looks like!

regards,
RJ

He's like my straightman feeding me line after line!

Lad wrote:

Attn: Mr. Rxxxxxxx Jxxxxxx,

Reference to your winning the National Bank of Thailand Europe Branch had been nominated to commence and effect your winning funds, further information will be communicated to you as we shall be forwarding your winning file over.

Thank you and acknowledge receipt.

Yours Sincerely,

Susan Herold (Mrs).
For Custodian Trust Securities & Vaults,

I'm not sure what prompted "Susan" to send that email except perhaps for the lad realising that I'm wasting his time explaining my emails to him and not getting on with the business of progressing through his script.

I wrote:

Dear Susan,

Good morning! How are you today? I hope you are feeling happy and good.

I am acknowledging receipt of your email.

It was suggested by Mr Paul Terry that I get to know you better. How old are you? What colour eyes do you have? Do you have a picture you can send to me?
I think Paul Terry knows what he is talking about so I hope you are not offended by these questions.

thanks,
RJ

Shy boys get nothing, so they say!

Lad wrote:

Dear Sir,

Your case was referred to us as a clearing house agency and what you are requesting is out of the issue on ground. The National Bank of Thailand Europe which is our partnering agency has been appointed to coordinate your funds release and transfer proceesses with you and as such, we need you to be serious about getting this process commenced upon as soon as possible.

Thank you.

Susan Herold (Mrs).
Custodian Trust Securities & Clearing House

Bah! Where's your sense of romance, Susan? Or even just a bit of casual flirting? You're too serious!

I turn to my potential match-maker for advice...

I wrote:

Dear Paul,

I have received a reply from Susan from my first proposal. She has rejected me! I was sure because of your confidence that she would respons favourably to my advances but she shut me down completely.
What should I do now? Please give me your advice.

thanks,
RJ

Lad wrote:

Rxxxxxxx Jxxxxxx,

I got your mail and the content is well noted,

She don't have to,may be you refuse to comply with her,it is her duty
to make sure you get your winnings release to you,

Now you have to contact her again and follow whatever she may say to you

PROGRAM ATTORNEY & COORDINATOR
Barrister Paul Terry

I wait a week without any communication sent to Paul or Susan.

I wrote:

Dear Paul,

I am writing to let you know how I am getting on with Susan Herald.
After the previous misunderstanding where she refused my romantic advances, I have now managed to convince her that I am a man worthy of her attention. We are exchanging photographs now and she is taking quite an interest in me. The pictures she has sent to me are really attractive. I have never before considered looking for an African woman but I must say that I now consider this was a huge mistake on my part because this Susan Herald is a very fine looking woman with a wonderful personality.
Thank you for introducing her to me!

I will let you know if anything more develops. (And I hope it will!)

thanks,
RJ

I change her surname to Herald as a tiniest clue I'm dealing with someone else.

Lad wrote:

Rxxxxxxx Jxxxxxx,

I got your mail and the content is not well noted,

You mention African woman or something,i hope you have not been
talking to wrong person?mind you,you are to contact her for the
release of your winnings to you,not to have any other things to do
with her,okay

PROGRAM ATTORNEY & COORDINATOR
Barrister Paul Terry

I like the change to his usual opening about the contents being well noted. A sign he's not happy. (Which is always good.)

And yes, Paul, maybe I am talking to the wrong person. Maybe I am!

I wrote:

Dear Paul,

I noted your email and its contents were acknowledged.
Your warning (or whatever it was) about not getting involved romantically with Susan Herald is too late. She and I have been communicating quite intimately over the past week and we are developing quite a fancy for each other. She is processing my claim for my winnings also, which is quite a bonus, I hope you agree!
So yes, you might be jealous or envious or something about my blossoming romance with Susan but I can't help whatever feelings you are having about us. I can't quite understand your opinion about this but personally I am very VERY happy you introduced us because she is very much a wonderful woman.

thanks,
RJ

The dollar chop continues. It's happening right under your nose, Paul!

Lad wrote:

Attn: Mr. Rxxxxxxx B. Jxxxxxx,

We are in receipt of your e-mail this day and we want to inform you that the Board of Directors and the United Nations office in Switzerland had given certification on the basis of our liaised correspondence to them in respective of your Winning funds and directed that our corresponding bank, National Bank of Thailand coordinate your funds release and transfer processes with you .

As stated below is the contact of the National Bank of Thailand headquarter branch as we are directed by their branch office in London that all International Funds Transfer Release Process are coordinated by the Headquarter branch .

Kindly, make contact to the bank as provided.
National Bank of Thailand
Director Remittance Operation
Mrs. Julinapat Magnoparn
Tel: (66) 98 999 9999
E-mail: [email protected]
E-mail: [email protected]
Sincerely,
Susan Herold (Mrs).
For Custodian Trust Securities & Vaults,
London-England.

He's pushing me to the next part of his script. Can't be having that!

I wrote:

Hey sweetie!

What is this email you've sent me? What about the questions I asked in my last email? I want to know what your favourite position is! And continue with your story of your days at college, pleeeeeeease! I get excited just thinking about those things you did!!!

It's almost like you're a different person today. I hope you're feeling okay.

Write back soon, darling, and include another one of those sexy pics, pleeeeeeeease!

lots of love,
your RJ

Lad wrote:

Rxxxxxxx Jxxxxxx,

I got your mail and the content is well noted,

I don't mind any thing you have in mind to her,but she has to make
sure you get your winnings release to you,

PROGRAM ATTORNEY & COORDINATOR
Barrister Paul Terry

I wrote:

Dear Paul,

I appreciate your understanding and I'm glad you are not feeling hostile towards me and my growing relationship with Susan.

She wrote to me today, however, and her tone was very strange. Distant and not at all the wonderful warm woman she has been over the past 10 days. Has she mentioned anything to you about anything? Any worries on her mind? Maybe I wrote something she didn't like? I can't quite work out her email today and why she sounds so different.
I hope she's okay.

thanks,
RJ

Lad wrote:

Rxxxxxxx Jxxxxxx,

I got your mail and the content is well noted,

My advice for you,is this,you have to follow her instruction,so that
you can have your winnings release to you,

PROGRAM ATTORNEY & COORDINATOR
Barrister Paul Terry

I wrote:

Paul,

Thanks!
If I follow her instructions, I'll have more than just my winnings released!
If you know what I mean.
And I think you do.
hehe

I'll see how she replies tomorrow and hope she's back to her normal self.

regards,
RJ

Lad wrote:

Rxxxxxxx Jxxxxxx,

I got your mail and the content is well noted,

You don't have to come to me and tell rubbish,because i have just
received an e-mail now,that you did not response well to the paying
agent,

Now i will like to know,if you are willing to claim your winnings or not

PROGRAM ATTORNEY & COORDINATOR
Barrister Paul Terry

Oh come on, Paul! Work out that your money is being eaten by another scammer who's caught on to me and is acting as Susan Herald.
Just one panicked warning about Susan being an online hoodlum using a fake name and I'll shift gears. Just one!

I wrote:

Dear Paul,

I do not appreciate the insulting tone of your last email. What happened to your friendly personality? It vanished in an instant. Why?

I have been communicating with Susan Herald for definite, and she is processing the claim for my winnings. We are also, as I have mentioned before, embarking on quite a romance. She is a wonderful woman and I am very glad that you suggested I get to know her. She has brought such a gift into my life that is far beyond what money and wealth can achieve. The winnings she is processing are just a bonus on top of getting her in my life.

Now, please... stop with the insulting emails and return to being serious and professional.

RJ

Lad wrote:

Rxxxxxxx Jxxxxxx,

I got your mail and the content is well noted,

i contact her and she let me know that,you did not comply with her
well,concerning the release of your winnings to you,but you are here
telling me different,

Kindly let me know,if you are not willing to claim your winnings,

PROGRAM ATTORNEY & COORDINATOR
Barrister Paul Terry

Are you stupid, Paul? Your mugu money-pot is being stolen from you, can you not see that?

Time to wave some money under his nose. Money that should have been his but someone else ate it...

I wrote:

Dear Paul,

I am not sure what you are saying in your last email.

I have sent £395 to Susan Herald this morning that she said is for an Affidavit of Claim certificate which is needed to make my prize winnings transfer a valid transfer. Without that certificate, she said that I could be investigated by customs, by criminal investigators, by anti-terrorist units, and all manner of government people.
She said that she has logged the certificate against my account and the transfer of my winnings will go ahead on Monday morning, at the start of the new business week.
I have no idea what you mean when you wrote about me not wanting to claim my winnings. This process is underway through Susan, and it is going smoothly. I am guessing you are reading her emails or hearing her telephone calls incorrectly.

regards,
RJ

Lad wrote:

Rxxxxxxx Jxxxxxx,

I got your mail and the content is well noted,

But,if you are sure of what you are saying,then i will advice you to
scan the payment receipt and send it to me now,

Kindly send it to me as urgent,

PROGRAM ATTORNEY & COORDINATOR
Barrister Paul Terry

Really? You think the money was sent by WU/MG and is still waiting to be picked up so you want a copy of the receipt to get the collection details?
Maximum points for greed, but zero points for being aware of what is actually happening here!

I wrote:

Dear Paul,

Are you referring to the payment I made to Susan this morning?
It was a PayPal payment, there is no receipt to scan. I just got a confirmation email, as I always do from PayPal transactions.
I paid it to Susan's accounts manager, Mr Peter Okeze.

regards,
RJ

I borrow a credible name for a payment receiver taken from another lottery bait I have going on.

Lad wrote:

Rxxxxxxx Jxxxxxx,

I got your mail and the content is well noted,

But i must be sincere to tell you that,you are lying,because there is
no body bearing Susan's manager called Mr Peter Okeze,

So,i am taking this time to tell you that,you should issue
authorization letter to me,that you are not ready to claim your
winnings,so that i can show it to the organizer of the program

PROGRAM ATTORNEY & COORDINATOR
Barrister Paul Terry

You're not the brightest, are you, Paul?

I wrote:

Dear Paul,

Are you even living in the same world as me?
I am already claiming my winnings from Susan Herald. (And we are becoming very close, but that's none of your business now.)
I certainly sent a payment to Mr Peter Okeze. This is why Susan is going to process my winnings as soon as the new business week starts on Monday morning.
Why would I write some stupid letter to you about NOT claiming my winnings? First, that would be just idiotic regardless of the situation. Second, in this instance, it is even more idiotic because Susan Herald is processing my winnings and will transfer them first thing Monday morning when the bank system re-opens for business.

I am seriously thinking you are stressed, over-worked, or on some kind of drugs because none of what you are writing to me is making any sense. It's like you're living on a different planet or something! I really can't think why you are behaving this way.

regards,
RJ

Will he work out that his money is being taken by another lad?

Posted: Sun Oct 09, 2016 8:24 am

Great ideas! Let's hope the lad wakes up to what is happening!

Elite Baiter Joined: 28 Mar 2015 Posts: 1916

What Branwen said. Also, it would be fun if it could be worked in somewhere how dumb RJ thinks the lad is for his lack attention to his emails. It appears that the contents really are not well noted and the lad cannot read. Twisted Evil