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Yastreb
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 22, 2016 11:03 am Reply with quoteBack to top

A CONFUSION OF SCAMMERS

Real scammers, fake scammers, false fake scammers… the supposed intervention of the Secretary-General of the United Nations… it’s quite a cast!

The Scammers
Master Michael Johnson, orphan’s son on the run.

Andy Coulibally, barrister

Richard Kouame, Lad claiming to be a contact at the “high court authority of cote d'ivoire”

Prof. Emmanuel Wayas, “Director Remitancy” at Coopec Bank of Cote d'Ivoire

Adams Ifeanyi Eddy, or Eddy Ifeanyi Isa, or eddy Adams – the variously-named Western Union identity for the bank

Ban Ki-Moon, Secretary-General of the United Nations (yes, the Lads thought I’d believe that he’d get involved)

Fake Imo Udo (see below), created by the Lads to try to regain control

Fake Niaye Christophe (see below), also created by the Lads to try to regain control

Rose Adams, a Ladette at the Bank of Africa, prepared to help transfer millions of dollars – for totally benign motives, of course

Mrs Joy John Obi, Lawyer Ladette, who thanks to Rose Adams was slightly gender-confused

The Baiters
Eliza Dane, a petulant Odin-worshipping photomodel from Sydney with a potty mouth and an uncanny resemblance to Sophie Monk; she would later morph into Camille White

Imo Udo, an actual scammer whose name is invoked to annoy other Lads, and used here for just that purpose; his script was supplied by 419Eater contributor Mc (for which, many thanks!)

Niaye Christophe, a scammer from an earlier bait, also brought in to mind-fuck the Lads

Western Union appears… inevitably – and so does Money Gram – against the odds!

And we start with a French letter… no, seriously…

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Master Michael Johnson.
16 February 2007

Bonjour,
Permettez-moi s'il vous plad'괲e en relation d'affaire avec vous.j'ai besoin dans ce domaine de vos conseil. Je souhaiterais que vous supervisiez tous les domaines o?part de cet argent pourrait 괲e investie.
je suis un gar篮 de 23 ans. Mon nom est mae Michael Johnson, Je suis le fils de feu Chef Richard Raymond .Mon p貥 鴡it un homme tr賠riche et actif dans la politique alors j'esp貥 que l'on donnera une attention urgente et prompte ࠣe courrier.
Pour 괲e sinc貥, j'ai obtenu votre contact aupr賠d'amis au cours d'un voyage aventureux la saison derni貥 quand notre pays 鴡it en paix. S'il vous plaje suis dans un momment difficile. Je voudrais que vous m'aidiez ࠴ransf鲥r cet argent dans votre pays.
Ainsi pour davantage de confiance et sincerite, je vous enverrai tous les documents pour mener ࠢien la transaction. Le montant total impliqu頰our le transf貥 (4.500.000.dollars.us)
Cependant, mon p貥 a 鴩 tu頬e 19 septembre 2002 par un groupe d'hommes qui n'ont pas 鴩 identifi鳮 Quant aux crises politiques ici en Afrique,et surtout en C?d'Ivoire, je crois que vous 괲e au faite de l'actualit頰ar CNN, B.B.C.
je dois ajouter que tous les investisseurs 鴲angers ont anbandonn鳠les villes, pour cette raison la privation s'est install頤ans le pays. je dois vous avouer que la s飵rit頤es populations n'est plus assur饳. Les rebelles s'鴡nt empar頤'une certaine partie du pays depuis quelques mois maintenant.
c'est la raison pour laquelle tous les leaders africains et la communaut銩nternationale sont impliqu鳠dans la crise de notre pays.
Afin d'aider ࠳auvegarder notre d魯cratie. Donc, le probl譥 ici dans notre pays est le tribalsme. ?
Et cela n'a pas 鴩 correctement compris par ceux qui prennent des d飩sions politiques y compris la communaut頩nternationale.
Mon cher, je doit en finir ici mais je m'attends ࠲ecevoir des nouvelles de vous quant ࠣette transaction. Votre part sera de 10%Plus 5% pour les frais que vous aurez engagez.
Vous 鴡nt reconnaissant d'avance.
sinc貥ment votre,
michael Johnson

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As my French is not that good, and for a laugh, I ran it through Babelfish. It seems we have the orphaned son of an African chief (the phrase “fire Chief…” should be “late chief”).
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Allow me if it you pla?d'?e in business connection with vous.j' need in this field for your council. I would wish that you supervise all the o?part fields this money could?e invested.
I am a gar? from 23 years. Is my name ma?e Michael Johnson, I am the son of fire Chef Richard Raymond Mon p? ?it a man tr?riche and credit in the policy then I esp? that one will give an urgent and prompt attention?e mail.
For?e sinc?, I obtained your contact aupr?d' friendly during an adventurous voyage the season derni? when our country?it in peace. If it pla?je am to you in momment difficult. I would like that you help me?ransf?r this money in your country.
Thus for more confidence and sincerite, I will send all the documents to you to carry out?ien the transaction. The total amount impliqu?our the transf? (4.500.000.dollars.us)
However, my p? has? tu?e September 19, 2002 by a group of men who do not have? identifi? As for the political crises here in Africa, and especially in C?d' Ivory, I believe that you?e in made actualit?ar CNN, B.B.C.
I must add that all the investors?angers have anbandonn?les cities, for this reason the deprivation is install?ans the country. I must acknowledge you that the s?rit?es populations is not any more assur?. Rebels?nt empar?' a certain part of the country since a few months now.
this is why all the African leaders and the communaut?nternationale are impliqu?dans the crisis of our country. In order to help?auvegarder our d?cratie. Therefore, the probl? here in is our country the tribalsme.? And doesn't that have? correctly included/understood by those which take political d?sions including the communaut?nternationale.
My expensive, I must finish some here but I expect to?ecevoir news of you as?ette transaction. Your share will be of 10%Plus 5% for the expenses which you will have engage. You?nt recognizing in advance.
sinc?ment your,
michael Johnson

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Eliza Dane

Mr Johnson,
I'm sorry but I don't understand French. Please explain in English if you can.
Regards,
Eliza Dane

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This seems to be been run through Babelfish too… “investment poppoes”?
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Master Michael Johnson.
17 February 2007

Good day to you ,
I got your mail and i understand english. This is the content of the mail.
Permettez me please to be in business connection with you i need in this field for your council. I would wish that you supervise all the fields where my share of this money could be invested.
I am 23 year old boy. My name is a Master Michael Johnson, I am the son of Chef Richard Raymond. My father was a very rich man and active in the policy then I hope that one will give an urgent and prompt attention to this mail.
To be sincere, I obtained your contact from friends during an adventurous voyage last season when our country was in peace.
Please I am in momment difficult. I would like that you help me to transfer this money in your country. for more confidence and sincerity, I will send all the documents to you to conclude the transaction. The total amount implied for transfers (4.500.000.dollars.us) Cependant, my father was killed on September 19, 2002 by a group of men who were not identified.
As for the political crises here in Africa, and especially in Coast-in Ivoire, I believe that you with to be made topicality by CNN, B.B.C I must add that all the foreign investors anbandonn鳠the cities, for this reason the deprivation settled in the country. I must acknowledge you that the safety of the populations is not assured any more.
Rebels being seized a certain part of the country since a few months now. this is why all the African leaders and the international community are implied in the crisis of our country. In order to help to safeguard our democracy. Therefore, the problem here in our country is the tribalsme. ? And that was not correctly included/understood by those which make political decisions including the international community. My expensive, I must finish some here but I expect to receive news of you as for this transaction. Your share will be of 10%Plus 5% for the expenses which you will have engage. Being recognizing to you in advance.
I am waiting for your soonest respond so that i will send the whole ducment and informations to you about who to transfar the money to your contry. for the investment poppoes.
Thanks.
sincerely yours,
Master Michael Johnson

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Eliza Dane

Mr Johnson,
I think I get your drift. You're all alone and you need my help.
I understand, and I'm OK to do that. What happens next?
Regards,
Eliza Dane

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Babelfish no more! This sounds like regular Lad bad English.
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Master Michael Johnson.
20 February 2007

Dear Eliza Dane,
after reading your email am very happy for your kind response,and also giving attantion to my propsal and i believe that you are the right person to assist me in this matter have this my inheritan release from the bank and transfer it to your acount their in your country without any delay,but i whant you to understand that this fund was deposited in the bank here by my later father before he died,and he called me and let me know that i am the next of kin of deposting the fund in the bank for self keeping.
concerning your first mail to me i visited the bank dirctor to let him know about and my reason for contacting you in this issue and he give me go ahead other to tranfer this fund to your account,but before we proceed further i will like to know you very well and your contact information for oral communictaion towards this transction and including your home address for record popose.
In your next email i will like you to have the full contact information of the bank where this fund was deposted for you to be into direct contact with them on my behalf,and all the requirement needed in the bank to tranfer the money will be forwarded to you in details.
Thanks and God bless you as soon as you recieve this mail try your possible best to get back to me for us to proceed and have this fund transfer to you in your account.
Waiting to hear from you
Michael Johnson.

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Eliza Dane

Mr Johnson,
This is all still very hazy. I'm still a bit puzzled about what I'm supposed to do.
Eliza Dane

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He knows that Eliza’s a Christian? Whoever his contact is must have let him down big-time!
And guess what, a lawyer. Some day a Lad will dispense with a lawyer, and I’ll be so grateful… actually, I have seen scams without lawyers. Scratch that. Never mind. Back to our feature presentation.
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Master Michael Johnson.
21 February 2007

Dear Eliza Dane,
Thanks for your mail,i wish to let you know that your response has boosted my confidence to proceed with you in this transaction,i have prayed and fasted concerning this transaction and am conviced that you are the right person that i can trust.as you stated in your last mail,it's not so easy for someone to entrust this amount of money into the hand of a person that he have never seen before,i want to let you know that i took this decision of contacting after much prayers and am of the believe that God is purely on our side.i know that you are a christian actually gave me the confidence to proceed with you hence i know that you will not betray me or take advantage of my situation as an ophan.
After studying your mail once again,i went to the ministry of justice here in coted'ivoire to seek for an attorney who will help us in legalising this transaction accordingly,my reason for inviting him in this transaction is because am a refugee in this country and was told by the director of foreign remmitance of the bank that due to my residential status in this country,the law prevents me from handling any transaction relating finance.He therefore suggested that i should seek for a foreign partner who will provide a foreign account for the fund transfer.Let me tell you that i am genuine and transparent regarding my proposal to you,am imploring you in the name of God to give your attention to my situation if you are capable.
Currently am managing myself at the UNITED NATION REFUGEE CAMP here in abidjan since I arrive in this country,am finacially incapable to meet up with any requirement that may arise in this transaction because of my condition and refugee status.am only a little Boy without any experience of transaction especially concerning a huge amount of money of this magnitude.am counting on your experience,this is why i contacted you.
For us to proceed towards this transaction,i have included below the contacts information of a well know attorney who i have so far told about you and about this transaction,i want you to contact him as soon as you receives this mail and make a formal introduction regarding our relationship in this bussiness,though i have earlier told him much about you and about this transaction.he is a well talented jurist with about 25 years in law proffession.
I want you to contact the lawyer with the below address:
ANDY AND ASSOCIATES CHAMBERS COTED'IVOIRE
ADDRESS:RUE DE VILLE BP4 COCODY EXT.ABIDJAN
EMAIL: [email protected]
TEL/FAX:+22508281004
CONTACT PERSON:HON.BARRISTER ANDY COULIBALLY (PRINCIPAL ATTORNEY)
My future lies in your hand and you own my survival and freedom from this country battling with war.Pls in your next mail,pls reconfirm your direct telephone number so that we can talk more about this transaction in details.
Thanks dearly for your kind assurance and for being human in this regards.
May God bless and guide you and your entire family.
waiting to hear from you
Michael Johnson

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Eliza Dane

Mr Johnson,
Whoah, slow down, you're moving too fast... Let's clear a couple of things up here!
First off, you said, "i know that you are a christian" - well, no. I follow Odin, the chief deity of the Aesir, the Gods of the Aryan peoples of Germany and Scandinavia.
Secondly, you said, "am only a little Boy..." Well, earlier you said you were 23, and that makes us the same age, and I'm not a "little Girl" as my boyfriend (and others) can testify!
Thirdly, you said, "am counting on your experience,this is why i contacted you" – I'm a photomodel, not a businesswoman.
Do you want me to contact this Coulabar dude?
Eliza Dane

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Short and to the point…
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Master Michael Johnson.
21 February 2007

Yes,go ahead and contact the lawyer.
Michael

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Eliza Dane

Mr Johnson,
So all's well then? Good. I hope you won't be so curt in the future.
I'll have to raise my spirit to Odin and seek his guidance before I do what you said.
Eliza Dane

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Master Michael Johnson.
21 February 2007

Dear Eliza,
Ok am waiting to hear from as soon as you contact the lawyer try to keep me posted.
Thanks
Michael

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Next up - the lawyer!

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PostPosted: Thu Sep 22, 2016 2:00 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Actually nine, if you exclude the WU/MG personae - I left one in because he plays a bigger role than expected.

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Eliza Dane

Mr Coulibally,
Mr Michael Johnson, currently in Abidjan, told me to contact you. He said that he'd told you a lot about me.
Do you know anything about this?
Regards,
Eliza Dane

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No surprises here – even down to the usual passport demand…
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Andy Coulibally
22 February 2007

FROM THE OFFICE OF PRINCIPAL ATTORNEY,ANDY AND ASSOCIATES CHAMBERS
ABIDJAN COTED'IVOIRE.
Attn: Eliza Dane
We confirm herewith the receipt of your detailed mail. The contents therein were well comprehended.
Indeed, one Mister Michael Johnson requested for our legal services concerning a fund tranfser,though he has told me much about you as his choosen beneficiary and appointed overseer of the said bank account for partnership and investment purpose in your country. As you know,he is in a refugee status in this country and as the constitution of this country stipulates,he is not obliged to embark into any finacial issue in this country hence he has consulted this chamber for representation and leagl services towards this issue.
As the procedure demands, such services cannot be carried out without an official confirmation from the second party hence we requested for your direct and personal consultation and consent. Having confirmed your consent on the said legal demand, we hereby request for your personal information such as:
(1) Complete name and address
(2) Telephone and fax numbers
(3) Identification page of your international passport / Identity card or Driving Licence.
The above requested information are necessary in order for us to serve you better. As soon as the above mentioned information is received,i shall proceed to the bank where the afore mentioned fund is presently located to seek for further and possible procedures and requirements needed to effect the fund transfer to your poccession without hitch.
I will get back to you to keep me you informed regarding the outcome of my verifications from the bank authority for your immediate and further compliance.
For further details and clarifications of urgent matters,you can reach me through my direct line +22508281004.
Thanks for your understanding
Yours In Service
Barrister Andy Coulibally (Principal Attorney)

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… This is of course is impossible…
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Eliza Dane

Mr Coulibally,
Thanx for the quick reply.
That law you mentioned seems a bit rough. I'd have thought that the locals wouldn't have stopped someone getting access to cash – they'd stop being refugees, right? I can hazard some guesses, but they ain't purty...
OK, putting that aside, two things.
Firstly, just what's going to happen once you get started?
Secondly, there's a problem with the ID – I don't have a driver's licence and there are strict rules about copying passports.
Regards,
Eliza Dane

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…Not that he accepts this…
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Andy Coulibally
23 February 2007

Attn:Eliza Dane,
This is in confirmation of your mail to this chamber today dated 23rd february.
Well,i want to let you know that every country in this world has it's own constitution which guides them,in the same vain,banks all over the world has banking regulations.you or anyone cannot change their modes of operations unless if legally addressed at the law court.
Pls i want to tell you that it's very neccesary that you must send your identifications and contacts details as well as your direct telephone number for onward communications,your international passoprt,national ID or driving license is very vital as it will enable me to effect and obatin the neccessary requirements that will be needed by the bank in your favour and for record purpose.
I have already met with the bank director of international remmitance department Dr. Thomas Hill as i told you yesterday for him to detail me more regarding requirements needed to effect a succesful transfer of the fund into your poccession. Before then I had a word with Mr Michael Johnson to know more about the reason why his late father left the money in suspence account at the bank,he opened up to me that his father kept the money with the intension of investing it abroad.
I have also gone through the Certificate of Deposit/lodgement receipt which was issued to his late father by the bank and it stated that this money is meant for onward transfer to Overseas for the investment.After my discussion with the Director Dr Thomas Hill, he now gave me the list of the required documents needed by the bank for the transfer of the fund.
Base on the above, I was told that I should secure this remaining documents with your information?s. Below are the documents I was required to secure with your information in you
favour i.e.
1/ A Certificate from the High Court of Justice here in abidjan (Affidavit of Oath).
2/.A Letter of Authorization which will be obtain in your favour as the nominated Foreign partner of Mr Michael Johnson, This Letter of Authorization will be approve in your name and address from the High Court of Justice here in Abidjan as Mr Michael Johnson will also have to endorse his signature on it.
3/. A change of ownership of the fund/Account which will be issued to your name as the new appointed Foreign beneficiary to Mr Michael Johnson.
As you are reading this mail, I am on my way to the Federal High Court of Justice to find out how those documents can be obtained in your name and what it will require before the approval will be issued in your favour. Base on this, I want you to call me in the next one hour but if not as soon as I am back from the High Court, I will write you in details regarding my findings.
Meanwhile, I want to assure you that I will do everything within my reach to make sure I render the best of my service to you because of the condition of this poor boy suffering at the refugee camp which I must consider his sufferings here without anyone?s support from here. Again, I want you to try and work hand in hand with me by carrying out my orders and directives as I may direct you to make sure we archive our goal in this transaction.
However, I want you to call me on the above telephone number +22508281004 in an hours time, so that I can brief you about my findings from the Federal High Court of Justices regarding the required documents.
I understand Mr Michael's condition that is why he has sought for my representations towards this transactions as he is not authorised by the law to perform this formalities required by the bank. Actually, I have equally advised him to calm down but I would want you to work with me so that if the documents are secured then I will forward you the copies and submit the original copy to the bank so that they can start for the processing of the fund release. I will tell you the cost of the documents as soon as I comes back in few hours from now so that we can proceed without any further delay.
Thanks For Your Maximum Co-Operation.
Yours In Services.
Barrister Andy Coulibally (Principal Attorney)

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Eliza Dane

Mr Coulibally,
I never asked you to change your rules for me or for anybody else. I simply stated a fact; I don't have a driving licence and there are strict rules in place about passport copies. As well, there's no such thing as a national ID card in Australia. All else is moot until we settle this.
Eliza Dane

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Eliza Dane
Mr Johnson,
We're gossing, but there's a twistup with ID issues.
Back with more as it breaks.
Eliza Dane

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Oh yeah, the money… check… pay via WU or MG… check… there really are no original Lads.
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Andy Coulibally
24 February 2007

Attn: Eliza Dane,
This is to inform you about my findings from the High Court of Justice as I informed you earlier today. Actually, I had an appointment with them to come back and pick up the documents today, I am just coming into my office and decided to give you brief information regarding this transaction without wasting more time.Well as for the ID issue,since you are unable to get the international passport or driving licence,it's very neccessary that you have to send to us your contacts details which include your house or office address,your telephone and fax number is also required for to the propagation of this transaction.However, I went to the Federal High Court of Justice of Cote D?Ivoire that are in charge of those documents need by the bank to help you in receiving the funds of Late Mr Richard Raymond Johnson.The High Court Registry made me to understand that the processing of those three documents in your favour will cost the sum of $2,875.00 for the Change of Ownership, Affidavit of Oath and the Authorization letter.
The break down is as follows;
Change of Ownership;- $950.00.
Affidavit of Oath;- $1,025.00.
Letter of Authorization; $900.00.
Total. $2,875.00.
Meanwhile, I was told that before they can approved and start for the processing of the documents that we are to pay part of the fees and I have to go back home and take my family feed money to make sure they start the processing of the documents and I have to pay the sum of $575.00 and after our meeting with the High Court Registry in his office, he said by promising me personally that those documents will be release as soon as the balance of the payment is been made.
I am now replying you now to give you the feed back regarding the out come of my findings today as i told you in my previous mail today. So what you have to do now is to send to me the sum of $2,300.00 so that I can go and pay for the balance for the release of the documents, I will want you to send to me this amount as I have stated above in other for me to go and pay for the balance payment for the release of the necessary documents. Like I told you I cannot request this money from Mr Michael Johnson hence I knows that he don?t have anything due to his situation and condition of living in this country.
Below is the information of my personal Secretary which you will use to send me the money through Western Union Money Transfer or money gram service for quick and easy receive of the money, so that I can go and submit the fee for immediate processing of the documents with your information?s in your favour.
NAME. Mr Eric Mantu.
ADDRESS. 32 Ave. Du Gaullie
11 Plateaux Abidjan
Ivory Coast West-Africa
As soon as you send this money, send me the control/Pin number of the transfer via email to enable me go and pick up the money immediately and proceed to the High Court for onward payment of the necessary documents. Again, I want you to try and send this money tommorow so that I can go to the High Court to obtain and endorse my michael's signature because he will be needed to endorse his signature on some of the documents.
And after that I will forward to you copies of the document by email attachment for record purposes while I will submit the original hard copies to the bank for them to carry out their own operation without any more delay.Call me as soon as you send the money for update and quick conclusion of this transcation.
I will be waiting for your urgent responses as soon as you send the money tommorow.
Thanks for Your Maximum Co-Operation.
Yours in Service.
Barrister Andy Coulibally (Principal Attorney).

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Eliza Dane

Mr Coulibally,
It's not that I am unable to get a driver's licence; I choose not to have one. It's not that I can't get a passport; I can't give you a copy. Simple as that. I'm surprised that you could get something wrong that was so simple.
My address is 35 Westmoreland Grove, Glebe, Sydney, Australia. I don't have a fax.
Also, I don't have a functioning phone at the moment, thanx to a cockup changing phone providers so as to get broadband. My old number is (03) xxxxxxxx, but that's probably been reassigned, and I'm still waiting for a new number.
OK, the documents – and I have to ask – are you serious about the charge?
Eliza Dane

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Andy Coulibally
24 February 2007

Attn:Eliza Dane,
Am in receipt of your mail,I have taken notes of your informations which i have forwarded to the high court bureau for the obtainment of the required documents as i stipulated in my previous mail to you.The fee as mentioned in my last mail to you is required urgent so that we can proceed further to swore the oath of authoriasation and then get the fund account changed to your name as the new beneficiary of the bank account.
As you did ask,yes the charge is required urgent and seriously because without the money paid,the high court and the ministry of justice here will not legalise this transaction.I urge you therefore to send the money once you receives this mail so that we can proceed to get the afore mentioned documents without delay.
Send the money with the informations as i stated below once again:
NAME. Mr Eric Mantu.(Secretary)
ADDRESS. 32 Ave. Du Gaullie
11 Plateaux Abidjan
Ivory Coast West-Africa
We wait for your urgent compliance to proceed further.
Yours in service.
Barrister Andy Coulibally.

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A quick check on Wikipedia later…
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Eliza Dane

Mr Coulibally,
Are you seriously telling me that the cost of securing documents in Abidjan is equal to nearly twice the average annual income? To put it bluntly, I don't believe you. Stop padding the bills because you think I'm some rich foreigner and give me the real figure!
Eliza Dane

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Andy Coulibally
25 February 2007

Attn:Eliza Dane,
The stipulated price is not given by me but from the high court of justice here in abidjan,am only acting in accordance with what they told me.I was meant to understand that the fee will cover the both the acess and processing fee to legalise the documents at the ministry of justice before it will be sent to the bank to proceed with the transfer.If you wish to seek for redress or adjustment of the fee then i will let you have the high court official address so that you could reach them to lay your complaint.
But if you don't mind,as the appointed beneficiary of the fund as submitted by Mr Michael Johnson whom i represent,you can call for the redress of the fee by indicating categorically how much you will be able to afford,then i will submit your request to the high court and then wait for possible response. So my dear Eliza,if you find the price as inflating,then i urge you to tell me exactly what is your intents and how much you are determined to pay so that i can forward your request to the appropriate authority and apply for redress in your favour.
Feel free to say your mind.
Best Regards,
Barrister Andy Coulibally.

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A little snootiness won’t hurt…
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Eliza Dane

Mr Coulibally,
If the High Court sets its prices and fees that high, then the average Cote d'Ivoirean won't ever be able to afford it. That's why I suspect that the fee was set because I'm a foreigner and, therefore, seen as rich. That's the only logical reason for a fee of a thousands bucks per document.
It's not that I can't afford it. I just don't like being taken for a ride. By all means send me the details of the court official.
By the way, don't call me Eliza. It's Ms Dane.
Eliza Dane

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Andy Coulibally
26 February 2007

Attn:Ms Dane,
Am in receipt of your mail.Kindly find below the contacts details of the high court authority of cote d'ivoire.
Address:Rue 123 Bp11 Treichville (Law House) cedex lot abidjan cotedivoire.
Contact Person:Mssr Richard Kouame
Email:[email protected]
Tel/Fax:+22501848452.
You can contact them immediately you receive this mail,keep me informed regarding the outcome of your correspondent with the high court today.
Yours in service.
Barrister Andy Coulibally (Principal Attorney).

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Next up; the High Court Authority, and Eliza's profanity manifests...

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PostPosted: Fri Sep 23, 2016 11:24 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Eliza Dane

Mssr Kouame,
I was directed to contact you by Barrister Andy Coulibally. He had quoted fees that were to be charged for supplying documents, as below:
Change of Ownership;- $950.00.
Affidavit of Oath;- $1,025.00.
Letter of Authorization; $900.00.
Total. $2,875.00.
IMO these fees are outrageous. I would like you to explain why they are so high.
Regards,
Eliza Dane

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I hate CAP LOCK!
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Richard Kouame,
27 February 2007

ATTENTION ELIZA DANE, THIS IS PRIOR TO YOUR MAIL TO THIS COURT REGARDING THE FEE TO OBTAIN SOME LEGAL DOCUMENTS AS REQUESTED BY BARRISTER ANDY COULIBALLY,I WANT TO TELL YOU THAT THE FEE AS WAS ISSUED THE BARRISTER IS FOR BOTH PROCESSING LEGALISATION AT THE JUSTICE MINISTRY HERE. BUT IF YOU WANT THE PROCESSING AND LEGALISATION FEE TO BE DEDUCTED FROM THE FEE THEN THE TOTAL FEE TO GET THE MENTIONED DOCUMENTS IS $1,950 ONLY,THE PROCESSING AND LEGALISATION FEE IS $925. YOU ARE ADVICE THEREFORE TO LIASE WITH YOUR LOCAL REPRESENTATIVE HERE BARRISTER ANDY COULIBALLY AND REMMIT THE FEE TO HIM TO ENABLE HIM COME AND PAY THE FEE FOR COLLECTION OF THE 3 DOCUMENTS RESPECTIVELY. BUT IF YOU WISH,YOU CAN ALSO PAY IN THE MONEY HERE DIRECTLY THROUGH THE INFORMATIONS AS WAS GIVEN TO YOU BY THE BARRISTER. THANKS FOR YOUR UNDERSTANDING. MESSR RICHARD KOUAME

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One long answer deserves a short answer back.
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Eliza Dane

Mr Kouame,
Please answer the question.
Eliza Dane

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Richard Kouame,
27 February 2007

Ms Dane, What answer do you require again?.I have told you in my last mail that the cost as was highlighted to you by Barrister Andy Coulibally is for both the processing and legalisation of the documents at the ministry of justice.The normal cost to get the three documents is $1,950 while $925 is for processing and legalisation at the jusice ministry.The above price cost is the normal governmental price to purchase such documents and oaths in this country. We have no room for any curiousity solution here,For more details you can liase with your representative to get more facts. Messr Richard Kouame

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Eliza Dane

Mr Kouame,
To put it bluntly, I don't believe you. I did a bit of research and found that what you're charging is equal to something like two years' income for the average citizen of Cote d'Ivoire.
How you can write "The normal cost to get the three documents is $1,950 while $925 is for processing and legalisation at the jusice ministry... [this] cost is the normal governmental price to purchase such documents and oaths in this country" and keep a straight face is a mystery.
I want the real price, not the one you quote when you try to gouge foreigners.
Eliza Dane

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“[E]mbibing curiuosity”?
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Richard Kouame,
28 February 2007

Ms Dane, We have no time for all this cross questioning,you have been told that this fee as highlighted is the minimum fee imposed by the government to get such ducuments in this country.If you need redress of this fee then it's you who will state how much you will be able to pay.If your bargain is acceptebale by the judicial commitee,then we will proceed but if it's not accepted,that means quit. Indicate what you will be able to pay and stop embibing curiuosity. Messr Richard Kouame

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Eliza Dane

Mr Kouame,
Fine – if you insist on charging this much, send me an invoice for the fee.
Eliza Dane

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As predictable as Western Union is the confusion of receipt with invoice.
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Richard Kouame,
28 February 2007

Attn:Ms Dane, You are adviced to send the stipulated fee to our audit department through the informations below: Mrs Helene Diarra (Auditor General)Address:Rue 150 bp4 plateux abidjan coted'ivoire. Do not hesitate to send us the payments informations via email such as the pin numbers and other informations issued to you where you effect the remmitance. For quick and fast receipt of the money,You are adviced to send the money through western union money transfer or money gram services. The invoice of the fee will be sent to you upon the receipt of the money Best
Regards, Messr Richard Kouame

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Eliza Dane

Mr Kouame,
It doesn't work like that.
You've confused INVOICES with RECEIPTS.
INVOICES are given before payment, RECEIPTS are given after payment.
Eliza Dane
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He thinks it’s an invoice…
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Richard Kouame,
01 March 2007

Attn:Ms Dane, You will find below the invoice/receipt for the three documents. Once the money is received here,we shall give you the paid receipt as confirmation. You are hereby aviced to send the money through the informations as was given to you in my last mail. Best Regrads, Messr
Richard Kouame

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Eliza Dane

Mr Kouame,
No no no no no - that will not do. I want an official invoice, not some overstamped receipt. What sort of circus act do you work at over there?
Eliza Dane

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Master Michael Johnson.
02 March 2007

Dear Eliza Dane,
How are you today,hope all is well with you.why i have not hear from you again what is the latest correspondent between you and the lawyer,please let me know so that this fund will be transfer to you in your account.Try to be keeping me update concerning this transaction.
Thanks and God blees you
Waiting to hear from you
Michael Johnson

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Kouame gets snooty…
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Richard Kouame,
02 March 2007

Ms Dane, Now listen very carefully,we are not here for any sort of play or caricature.This honourable court has given you the legal services as you required.The invoice as was issued to you has been the court's invoice since this court started existence in the year 1949 and so i believe by then you were not born,So you cannot change it over night. If you are playing or unserious then stop mailing this court as i may not grant you any ordiance should you fail to comply to our directives. You are warned. The only obligation that this court owes you is to enhance the obtainement of the stipulated documents as requested by honourable Barrister Andy Coulibally who is also a member of this country's judicial committee. Ragards, Messr Richard Kouame

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Eliza gets downright dirty!
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Eliza Dane

Mr Kouame,
If you're going to sit back in your high chair and work out ways to rip off foreigners, then you can go fuck yourself. I don't need your hoity-toity big-headed fucking bullshit, you smug little toad. Just because you're some big wheel in some stinking little third-world backwater, you think the rest of the world owes you a fucking living.
Well, wake up and smell the shit you speak.
Eliza Dane

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She spreads the love around!
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Eliza Dane

Mr Coulibally,
I just told that Richard Kouame to get fucked.
You can get fucked too. You're both thieves and liars.
Eliza Dane

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Eliza Dane

Mr Johnson,
Fire your lawyer. He's a fucking creep.
Eliza Dane

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As threats go, this doesn’t quite cut it!
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Andy Coulibally
03 March 2007

Ms Dane,
May God forgive you for insulting an elder,but i know that he that does not respect the elders will die untimely.Be careful so that untimely death will not visit you.
I know you are only a little girl,don't mail me anymore lest i will curse you.
Andy

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Eliza Dane

Ooh, is that a THREAT? Hey, scumbag, do your worst!
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Next up; the dollar chop!

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PostPosted: Sat Sep 24, 2016 8:42 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Master Michael Johnson.
08 March 2007

Dear Eliza
i have good news for you and us, this money has being transferred back to a local bank here in cote d' ivoire, and i gotten another attonny who will assist us in this transaction, this bank will make it more easy for us, and this money will be transferred to you as soon as you contact the bank,
so i am waiting to hear from you as soon as you reply this email i will give you the direct contact of the bank where this money is now, so that you will send an email to them and they will transfer this money to you, the new Attonny has gotten every documents needed ready in your name so as soon as you send an email to the new bank they will transfer this money to you without any delay,
i will send the contact address of the new bank to you as soon as you reply this email,
i am waiting for your reply
MICHEAL

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Eliza Dane

Mr Johnson,
Wow, 10 out of 10 for good thinking! Not everyone takes advice. Glad you did!
Let's do it.
Eliza Dane

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This Lad had worked himself into a frenzy at about this point – the same message hit my inbox no fewer than five times!
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Master Michael Johnson.
09 March 2007

Dear Eliza
i have to send you the contact address of the bank where this money is so that you will send an email to them ok, you will have to send an email to the bank where this money is, informing them to transfer this money to you as i instructed, tell them to confirm from me if any debt, this is the contact of the bank, so you have to send an email to them now
COOPEC BANK OF COTE D' IVOIRE
ADDRESS======= 111 Plateau BP 91 Abidjan 2,Cote D'Ivoire-West Africa.
SWIFT CODE=======CBCIC25T
NAME OF WHOM TO CONTACT============ Prof.Emmanuel Wayas (Director Remitancy)
EMAIL ADDRESS==================== [email protected]
TELEPHONE================ +225 06159354
so you have to send an email to him now tell him that i instructed you to contact him for him to transfer my money in there bank to you, ok,as soon as they transfer this money to you i will be come to your country so that we will start the investment , you have to be keeping me informed as how far you go with the bank when they will transfe this money,
MICHEAL

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You don’t know who “Mr Udo” is? Well, neither do the Lads. This should cause some confusion and anxiety.
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Eliza Dane

Mr Johnson,
That's FIVE TIMES you've sent the same message! For fuck's sake, calm down! Take a chill pill, get a blow job, whatever, but CALM DOWN!
OK - I sent the message – I got word back from Professor Wayas' PA that they'd process the claim ASAP, so I sent them my details. Mr Udo told me there'd be a fee of $450 - AND he sent me an invoice straight off the bat! I've arranged to transfer the fee, so we should have it done and dusted in just a few days. It's all good!
Eliza Dane
PS It's not just 'Dear', it's 'Dear Eliza'. Are you OK?

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Eliza Dane

Mr Johnson,
There's something funny about that bank – they've asked for the same fee three times in a row! Are you totally sure you trust them?
Eliza Dane

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Michael Johnson seems to have missed the name, but he’s just so determined that Eliza should pay up…
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Master Michael Johnson.
22 March 2007

DEAR
YES I DO TRUST THEM, I KNOW THE BANK TOO WELL AND THE ARE ALL RESPECTFULL PEOPLE , THEY ARE ALL LEGAL AND EVERY TRANSACTIONS THEY PERFORM ARE ALL LEGAL, YES I TRUST THEM, THEY WILL TRANSFAR THIS MONEY AS THEY HAVE PROMISED, SO GO ON AND SEND AN EMAIL TO THEM OK,
MAKE SURE YOU SEND AN EMAIL TO THEM TODAY OK,
MR MICHAEL JOHNSON

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If he didn’t notice, I guess he has to be prompted again.
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Eliza Dane
Mr Johnson,
Fuck the emails! Do I send Imo Udo the money or not?
Eliza Dane

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What does it take to get this guy to notice our interloper?
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Master Michael Johnson.
23 March 2007

DEAR
THIS IS THE INFORMATIONS YOU WILL SEND THIS FEES WITH,
YOU HAVE TO SEND THIS FEE THROUGH WESTERN UNION MONEY TRANSFAR OR MONEY GRAMM,
RECEIVERS NAME: ADAMS IFEANYI EDDY
RECEIVERS ADDRESS: COTE D' IVOIRE
RECEIVERS STATE: ABIDJAN
RECEIVERS COUNTRY: COTE D' IVOIRE
TEXT QUASTION: GOD HAS
ANSWER: BLESS ME
MTCN NUMBERS????
YOU HAVE TO SEND BACK THE INFORMATIONS YOU USE IN SENDING THIS FEE, TO ME OK,

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Let’s drop another name in and see if he notices!
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Eliza Dane

Mr Johnson,
Who the Hel is this Eddy guy? His name's not on the invoice.
Mr Niaye Christophe told me that Imo Udo was handling this phase - but I'm fucked if I'm going to keep sending the same money over and over again!
Eliza Dane

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Maybe he hasn’t noticed yet, but he’s confusing me now.
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Master Michael Johnson.
24 March 2007

DEAR
I HAVE TOLD YOU THAT ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS TO FOLLOW MY INSTRUCTION TO AVOID MISTAKE,
FOLLOW MY INSTRUCTION, USE THIS PAYMENT INFOMATION THAT I GAVE YOU TO SEND THE FEE, SEND THE FEE WITH TO THIS EDDY IFEANYI ISA, AND AS SOON AS YOU SEND IT YOU SEND BACK THE PAYMENY AND THE MTCN NUMBERS BACK TO ME, SO THAT I WILL SEND IT TO HIM BY MY SELF,
YOU REALY HAVE TO DO IT THIS WAY, EDDY IFEANYI ISA, GO ON AND SEND IT TO EDDY IFEANYI ISA, I DO NOT WANT YOU TO SEND THIS MONEY TWO TIMES,
MICHAEL

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Eliza Dane

Mr Johnson,
I haven't a fucking clue what this is supposed to achieve.
If I send the money to this Eddy Isa guy, how can you then send it to him? And if the bank says send it to one guy, and sends me the invoice for him, why do I then send it to someone else not recognised by the bank?
Eliza Dane

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Master Michael Johnson.
24 March 2007

DEAR
THIS IS THE INFORMATIONS YOU WILL SEND THIS FEES WITH,
YOU HAVE TO SEND THIS FEE THROUGH WESTERN UNION MONEY TRANSFAR OR MONEY GRAMM,
RECEIVERS NAME: ADAMS IFEANYI EDDY
RECEIVERS ADDRESS: COTE D' IVOIRE
RECEIVERS STATE: ABIDJAN
RECEIVERS COUNTRY: COTE D' IVOIRE
TEXT QUASTION: GOD HAS
ANSWER: BLESS ME
MTCN NUMBERS????
YOU HAVE TO SEND BACK THE INFORMATIONS YOU USE IN SENDING THIS FEE, TO ME OK,

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Eliza Dane

Mr Johnson,
I have a name! I am not just "Dear"!
Listen up; the bank is not telling me to send money to this Adams Eddy (or Eddy Isa - make up your fucking mind)!
With respect, I will do what they say, not what you say!
Eliza Dane

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Prof.Emmanuel Wayas,
24 March 2007

COOPEC BANK OF COTE D' IVOIRE
Coopec Bank CI
111 Plateau
2 BP 91 Abidjan 2
Cote D'Ivoire-West Africa.
Our swift code:CBCIC25T
ATTN:ELIZA DANE
WE ARE STILL WAITING TO HEAR FROM YOU SO THAT WE WILL PROCED WITH THIS TRANSACTION,
WE WANT TO KNOW IF YOU HAVE SENT THE MONEY TO MR EDDY IFEANYI ADAMS, AS SOON AS YOU SEND IT TO HIM YOU HAVE TO LET US KNOW SO THAT WE WILL PROCED,
Prof.Emmanuel Wayas (Director Remitancy)

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Eliza Dane

Mr Wayas,
No, I have not sent the money to this Eddy Adams. His name isn't on the invoice. Why the change? I'm waiting for Mr Udo to send me the receipt.
Eliza Dane

Next up; things get really confusing as the Lads try to take control.

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And now, the Lads lose it totally. They’ve noticed… so they take steps, apparently in the belief that I’ll believe that the head of the UN has too much spare time on his hands…
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BAN KI-MOON
24 March 2007

ATTN ELIZA
DUE TO THE INVENTION OF WAR AND POLITICAL CRISIS IN COTE D' IVOIRE, WE TOOK A DECISION TO GO INTO THE COUNTRY BANKING INDUSTRY ,WE WANT TO MAKE SURE THAT ALL THE MONEY THEY HAVE TO TRANSFER INTERNATIONAL, HAS BEEN TRANSFERRED TO THERE OWNERS,
WE UNDERSTAND THAT YOU HAVE ALEGAL TRANSACTION WITH MR MICHEAL JOHNSON, WE WILL PROTECT YOUR INTREST IN THIS TRANSACTION AND WE WILL MAKE SURE THAT AS SOON AS YOU PAY THIS FEE TO MR EDDY IFEANYI ISA THAT THEY WILL TRANSFAR THIS MONEY TO YOU WITHOUT ANY DELAY,
DO NOT , DO NOT SEND THIS FEE TO IMO UDO, YOU ONLY HAVE TO SEND IT TO MR EDDY IFEANYI ISA, AND AS SOON AS YOU SEND THIS FEE TO HIM YOU HAVE TO SEND BACK THE INFORMATION YOU USED IN SENDING THIS FEE BACK TO US AND TO MR MICHEAL JOHNSON,
-SECRETARY-GENERAL
BAN KI-MOON

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Eliza Dane

Mr Moon,
I really, really respect the United Nations, but fuck me – haven't you got an actual JOB to do? Like, say, Darfur?
Eliza Dane

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Prof.Emmanuel Wayas,
25 March 2007

COOPEC BANK OF COTE D' IVOIRE
Coopec Bank CI
111 Plateau
2 BP 91 Abidjan 2
Cote D'Ivoire-West Africa.
Our swift code:CBCIC25T
ATTN:ELIZA DANE
IF YOU DO SEND THIS MONEY TO Mr Udo, THAT MEANS YOU HAVE TO SEND THIS MONEY AGAIN, THIS RECPT IS WITH MR EDDY, WE HAVE TO INFORM YOU THAT Mr Udo IS NO LOGER WORKING, HE HAS ASKED OUT OF OFFICE FOR FRUAD, SO STOP EVERY THING YOU ARE DOING WITH HIM, DO NOT SEND AN EMAIL TO HIM ANY MORE AND IF HE SEND AN EMAIL TO YOU DO NOT REPLY, HE IS A FRUAD STAR,
BE WARNED!!!!
Prof.Emmanuel Wayas (Director Remitancy)
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Eliza Dane

Mt Wayans,
What the fuck is going on?
Mr Udo got in touch from the git-go, gave me invoices, and now you're telling me that you found he was ripping me off and you just fired him? For fuck's sake, if he's a thief, I want him arrested! I'm not sending anything without some fresh invoices and confirmation that you've had that fucker locked up!
Eliza Dane

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This I did not expect!

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Fake Niaye Christophe
25 March 2007

Eliza Dane
There is a problem in the office, right now Mr Imo Udo has being ask out of office, so you have to send the money to MR EDDY IFEANYI ISA, he is with your recipt, so send the money to him so that he will send your recipt to you, this is my privat email address i do not want the any body in this office to know that i told you this ok, do not maind an email i sent to you through the other of my email address, this is my privat address, just send the money to mr eddy, throught the coopec bank of cote d' ivoire, [email protected], proced with them,
Christophe

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Eliza Dane

Mr Christophe,
Have you got MPD, or have you been drinking? Three invoices and a dozen emails down the track and you send me this shit!
If Mr Udo was ripping me off, I don't want him fired, I want him arrested! I told that Wayans cocksucker to get things done right and now you've gone limp-dick for no good reason.
Eliza Dane

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Master Michael Johnson.
25 March 2007

Dear Eliza Dane
I truly hope that you understand, Mr EDDY IFEANYI ISA is the man who has your recipt and every thing is with him, just go on and send this money to mr eddy, so tell me when are you sending this money to him and how much are you sending to him?, this is my best advice to you, take it,
Johnson

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Eliza Dane
Mr Johnson,

I am not sending anyone anything until I have an idea of who the fuck should be getting what!
Eliza Dane

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Fake Niaye Christophe
25 March 2007

Eliza Dane
have you sent the money to mr eddy ifeanyi isa, no body will arrest mr Udo, THE PROBLEM HE HAVE WITH OUR BANK IS PERSONAL, it has nothing to do with you, and your transaction, so forget about him, so make sure that you send this money to mr eddy
Christophe

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Eliza Dane
Mr Christophe,

With respect, bullcrap! If Imo Udo hasn't handed on the money that I sent him, then that makes him a fucking THIEF, and that makes him a criminal! I won't just forget about him! That is about the most lame-brained thing I've ever heard. You should be fired.

Eliza Dane

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After the fake Christophe, this should have come as no surprise.

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Fake Imo Udo
25 March 2007

ELIZA
I HOPE YOU RECEIVED WHAT I SENT TO YOU, MY DIRECTOR HAS INSTRUCTED THAT YOU SHOULD SEND THE MONEY TO MR EDDY IFEANYI ISA, SO GO ON AND SEND THE MONEY TO MR EDDY IFEANYI ISA, RIGHT NOW I AM HAVING LITTLE PROBLEMS, , SO SEND THE MONEY TO MR EDDY IFEANYI ISA
UDO IMO

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Eliza Dane

WHO ARE YOU REALLY?
It was "Ms Dane" before, not Eliza, and Imo Udob would write his own name properly.
Who the fuck are you and why are you pretending to be someone else?
Eliza Dane

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Master Michael Johnson.
25 March 2007

I HAVE COME TO UNDERSTAND THAT YOU ARE A JOKER, WILL YOU EVERY FOR ONCE IN YOUR LIFE BE SERIOUS, JUST FOR ONCE

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Eliza Dane

Mr Johnson,
This is no joke, I am being serious, but the bank seems to have been taken over by boneheads!
Just now I got a mail from someone pretending to be that thief Imo Udo – why the fuck?
Someone claiming to be the Secretary General of the United Nations tries to tell me to do what the bank is telling me – if you're telling me that there's a bigger joke than that, I'll deep-throat everyone in that fucking bank.
I have no idea who's who any more. I am going to get an early night. This whole thing is just too fucked right now.
Eliza Dane

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Mc from 419 Eater joins the game with a taunt from Imo Udo ‘himself’.
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Imo Udo

DEAR WAYAS AND MICHEAL JOHNSON OR WHATEVER YOU CALL YURSELFS...
OK SO YOU THOUGHT THIS IS A GAME THAT YOU COULD PLAY WITH ME BUT NO YOU SEE HOW FOOLISH YOU ARE OK. YOU LOSE MUTHERFUCKERS. DONT TRY TO COME AGAINST A MAN OF MY INTELLIGENCE.
ELIZA TALKS IN CURSES AND SWEARS THAT TELLS ME HOW MUCH SHE WANT ME TO PLEASURE HER. ELIZA WHEN YOU TALK DIRTY YOU MAKE ME WANT YOU SO MUCH I GET A BIG ERECTION FOR YOU BABY.
FOOLS LIKE YOU WAYAS AND JOHNSON DONT UNDERSTAND BCOS YOU ARE SMALL BOYS WHO DO NOT GROW BALLS YET YOU SIT IN YUR INTERNET CAFE AND PULL ON YUR LITTLE DICKS BUT THEY NEVER GET HARD BCOS YOU HAVE NO BALLS. BIG MAN LIKE ME HAS ALL THE MONEY ALL THE WOMEN AND IT IS BCOS I HAVE THE BIGGEST BALLS. I MAKE MORE MONEY IN A DAY THEN YOU DO IN YOUR WHOLE WORTHLESS LIFE OK. YOU WOULD CRY IF YOU SAW MY CAR THAT YOU ARE NOT GOOD ENOUGH TO WASH FOR ME.
LATE AT NIGHT IN MY EXPENSIVE HOUSE AFTER I FINISH PLEASURING CHIGOZIE AND MY OTHER BEUTIFUL BITCHES I WILL THINK ABOUT YOU AND I AM HAPPY BCOS I AM SO FAR ABOVE YOU. THEN I WONDER WHY GOD WILL MAKE WORTHLESS COWARDS LIKE YOU AND THEN I KNOW HE HAS MADE YOU FOR ME TO TAKE FROM YOUR SWEAT. FACE REALITY. GOD MAKES SHIT HEAD MUGUN LIKE YOU FOR BETTER MEN LIKE ME TO PLAY WITH. NOW EVEN FOOLS LIKE YOU MUST UNDERSTAND THAT IS THE WAY GOD MAKE THINGS.
MAYBE I SHOULD PITY YOU OK. YOU SEE WHEN YOU ARE BORN THE DOCTOR TELL YUR MOTHER THAT YOU IS NOT EVEN HUMAN. THAT YOU IS SOME KIND OF MUTATED GOAT OK, BCOS A DISGUSTING STUPID THING LIKE THAT CANNOT BE HUMAN. THE DOCTOR SAY HE MUST BE THE BASTARD OFFSPRING OF A HEGOAT THAT YUR WHORE MOTHER FUCK. THE DOCTOR SAY TO THROW YOU IN THE RIVER EVEN THOUGH THAT WOULD MAKE THE RIVER FILTHY. BUT YOUR WHORE MOTHER IS TOO DRUNK AND STUPID TO LISTEN TO THE DOCTOR SO SHE RAISE YOU WITH THE OTHER WHORES IN THE NEW BENDEL HOTEL OK AND THERE SHE RENT YOU OUT TO PERVERSE MEN WHO COMMIT ACTS OF SODOMY ON YOU FROM MONDAY TO SUNDAY.
GOD WILL SHIT IN YOUR MOUTH AND CALL YOU BASTARD WHILE HE BLESSES ME WITH THE SWEAT FROM YOUR LABOUR.
IMO

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Eliza Dane

Listen Imon Udo you maggot, the only pleasure I want from you is to pour petrol over you and your bum-buddy Christophe and set you both on fire, you thieving little shit.
That's right, 'little' – you take me for $900 and you act like you're some fucking King Pin. Car, house, bitches – sure, you little pillowbiter, but pictures on the wall don't count, wanker!

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Prof.Emmanuel Wayas,
02 April 2007

this is the emails i received after wanning you to stop every transaction you have with that fruad star umoh

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Eliza Dane

So NOW you admit he's a con-man! I want him arrested! Nail that fucker to the wall!

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Prof.Emmanuel Wayas,
02 April 2007

this is the emails i received after wanning you to stop every transaction you have with that fruad star umoh, just read this and get back to me now, you have just being defrauded by him

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Eliza Dane

So what are you going to do about it?

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How do the Lads react to that challenge? Watch this space!

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PostPosted: Fri Sep 30, 2016 12:36 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Prof.Emmanuel Wayas,
02 April 2007

COOPEC BANK OF COTE D' IVOIRE
Coopec Bank CI
111 Plateau
2 BP 91 Abidjan 2
Cote D'Ivoire-West Africa.
Our swift code:CBCIC25T
ATTN:
I WARNED YOU TO STOP EVERY THING THAT YOU WHERE DOING WITH HIM BUT YOU SAID NO, YOU HAVE TO PAY THE THE FEE TO MR EDDY ADAMS IFEANYI , RIGHT NOW I HAVE TO GO TO THE POLICE OFFICE AND REPORT HIM NOW, I WILL MAKE SURE THAT THE POLICE ARREST HIM, AND I WILL MAKE SURE THAT HE GO TO JAIL,
SO WENT ARE YOU SENDING THE MONEY TO EDDY ADAMS SO THAT WE COULD BE ABLE TO MOVE ON,
BEST REGARDS
Prof.Emmanuel Wayas (Director Remitancy)

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Eliza Dane

Professor Wayans,
I am sending NOTHING until I am absolutely certain that that cocksucker Imo Udo is safely locked up... and I want formal ID from this Eddy Adams or Eddy Adams Ifeanyi or whoever, along with a proper invoice.
Eliza Dane

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Master Michael Johnson.
02 April 2007

ELIZA
I DID WARNED YOU ABOUT THIS FRAUD STAR,
THE BANK TOLD ME THAT THE WANT HIM ARRIESTED, AND THE POLICE IS LOOKING FOR HIM,
HAVE YOU PAID THE FEE TO MR EDDY ADAMS?,
TRY AND SEND THE FEE TO HIM OK,
MICHAEL

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Eliza Dane

Mr Johnson,
I'm waiting for the bank to confirm that that asshole Imo Udo is under lock and key and they’ve taken some precautions.
Then I send the money – not before!
Eliza Dane

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Prof.Emmanuel Wayas,
02 April 2007

COOPEC BANK OF COTE D' IVOIRE
Coopec Bank CI
111 Plateau
2 BP 91 Abidjan 2
Cote D'Ivoire-West Africa.
Our swift code:CBCIC25T
ATTN:
THE PROBLEM YOU HAVE IS JUST THAT YOU DO NOT FOLLOW MY INSTRCUTION, I AM HERE TO PROTECT YOUR INTREST AND TO MAKE SURE THAT WE SERVE YOU BETTER, NO BODY WILL EVER SEND HIS ID TO YOU ON NO RESON, I HAVE PROMISED YOU THAT I WILL MAKE SURE THAT MR IMO MUST I REPET MUST BE JAILED,
so just go on and send the fee to EDDY, i personaly will send this recipt to you ok, we will not send any recipt to you accpt you paid this fee, it is never done in any where, this is the banking procedure, just follow this banking procedure, and we will serve you better, if Mr Eddy do any thing funny, you have to sue him to the united nation and he will refund your money to you and i personaly will get him pay back your money, we have a swift code,swift code:CBCIC25T so if any thing goes bad you have to sue us to the world bank, so follow my instruction,
BEST REGARDS
Prof.Emmanuel Wayas (Director Remitancy)

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Eliza Dane

Professor Wayans,
Listen very carefully.
I have lost just under a thousand dollars thanx to someone at your bank pretending to be your personal assistant.
I believe that I have the right to safeguard my interests. That is why I am demanding that you provide a formal invoice – NOT a receipt, an INVOICE – and the ID of the person to whom I'd be sending the money.
"i personaly will send this recipt to you ok, we will not send any recipt to you accpt you paid this fee, it is never done in any where, this is the banking procedure" – with respect – bullcrap. I want an INVOICE, not a RECEIPT, the two are very different, and you should know this! If you don't, then I have to ask how the Hel you got your current job!
"NO BODY WILL EVER SEND HIS ID TO YOU ON NO RESON" - I have given you a reason. What reason do you have for not complying?
"if Mr Eddy do any thing funny, you have to sue him to the united nation" - you have got to be fucking kidding me! At least I now know who forged that stupid letter supposed to be from the head of the UN. What a joke!
Now do what I say.
Eliza Dane

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Prof.Emmanuel Wayas,
02 April 2007

COOPEC BANK OF COTE D' IVOIRE
Coopec Bank CI
111 Plateau
2 BP 91 Abidjan 2
Cote D'Ivoire-West Africa.
Our swift code:CBCIC25T
ATTN:
THIS IS THE INFORMATIONS YOU WILL SEND THIS FEES WITH, YOU HAVE TO SEND THIS FEE THROUGH WESTERN UNION MONEY TRANSFAR OR MONEY GRAMM,
RECEIVERS NAME: ADAMS IFEANYI EDDY
RECEIVERS ADDRESS: COTE D' IVOIRE
RECEIVERS STATE: ABIDJAN
RECEIVERS COUNTRY: COTE D' IVOIRE
TEXT QUASTION: GOD HAS
ANSWER: BLESS ME
MTCN NUMBERS????
YOU HAVE TO SEND BACK THE INFORMATIONS YOU USE IN SENDING THIS FEE,
YOU HAVE TO SEND THE FEE THROUGH WESTERN UNION MONEY TRANSFER, TO ENABLE ME PULL IT
BEST REGARDS
Prof.Emmanuel Wayas (Director Remitancy)

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Eliza Dane

Professor Wayans,
Why do I have to pay you via Western Union? You're a BANK, for crying out loud! Send me the invoice and account details for a direct transfer!
What were you thinking?
Eliza Dane

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Prof.Emmanuel Wayas,
12 April 2007

COOPEC BANK OF COTE D' IVOIRE
Coopec Bank CI
111 Plateau
2 BP 91 Abidjan 2
Cote D'Ivoire-West Africa.
Our swift code:CBCIC25T
ATTN:
I AM STILL WAITING TO HEAR FROM YOU, I HAVE SENT SO MANY EMAILS TO YOU YET NO REPLAY FROM YOU, I AM STILL WAITING TO HEAR FROM YOU, REPLY AS SOON AS YOU RECEIVE THIS EMAIL
Prof.Emmanuel Wayas (Director Remitancy)

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Eliza Dane

Dr Wayans,
This is the first I've heard from you for ten days.
You were supposed to be sending me your banking details! Why didn't you?
Eliza Dane

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Prof.Emmanuel Wayas,
12 April 2007

COOPEC BANK OF COTE D' IVOIRE
Coopec Bank CI
111 Plateau
2 BP 91 Abidjan 2
Cote D'Ivoire-West Africa.
Our swift code:CBCIC25T
ATTN:
SO ARE YOU READY TO PAY THE FEE SO THAT WE WILL PROCEED,?, when are you sending the fee?, I am waiting to hear from you soon
Prof.Emmanuel Wayas (Director Remitancy)
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Eliza Dane

Prof Wayans,
There are two conditions under which I'll pay the fee:
[1] By Western Union provided I get an invoice and a copy of the ID of the collector.
[2] By direct bank transfer provided I get an invoice and full account details.
There are no other options. Give me what I want or no payment.
Eliza Dane

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Prof.Emmanuel Wayas,
23 April 2007

COOPEC BANK OF COTE D' IVOIRE
Coopec Bank CI
111 Plateau
2 BP 91 Abidjan 2
Cote D'Ivoire-West Africa.
Our swift code:CBCIC25T
TELE==== +225 061 93 54
ATTN:
THIS IS TO INFORM YOU THAT WE ARE STILL WAITING TO HEAR FROM YOU TO ENABLE US TRANSFAR THIS MONEY TO YOU WITHOUT ANY DELAY, AS IT MIGHT INTREST YOU THAT WE WILL NOT ACCEPT ANY FORM OF DELAY IN THIS TRANSACTION, WE ARE ALWAYS BUSY IN THE OFFICE HERE TRANSARRING
PEOPLES MONEY ALOVER THE GLOBE, SO WE ARE WAITING TO HEAR FROM YOU SO THAT WE WILL TRANSARR YOUR MONEY TO YOU, YOU HAVE TO SEND AN EMIL TO US NOW AS OON AS YOU RECEIVE THIS EMAIL TO ENABLE US SERVE YOU BETTER
Prof.Emmanuel Wayas (Director Remitancy)
TELE==== +225 061 93 54
[email protected]

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Eliza Dane

Dr Wayans,
Listen up, bonehead; it's been more than ten days since I sent you a reply, and it should have been as clear as fucking day what I needed from you.
Remember this?
**
There are two conditions under which I'll pay the fee:
[1] By Western Union provided I get an invoice and a copy of the ID of the collector.
[2] By direct bank transfer provided I get an invoice and full account details.
There are no other options. Give me what I want or no payment.
**
Also - don't get uppity with me! You do not set deadlines - especially with all the long delays you've caused!
Eliza Dane

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Next up - a new player?

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"I aim to misbehave."

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PostPosted: Thu Oct 06, 2016 9:32 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Rose Adams
30 April 2007

Dear,
I know that you might be surprise on this mail, but I am telling you the truth. I know that it is against my official duty to release confidential issue like this to an outsider. There is nothing I can do to help you beside this.
What I want to tell you is about your fund with the COOPEC BANK OF COTE D' IVOIRE, there are a lot forces working against you right from the last CBC Governor Imon Udo and WAYAS AND MICHEAL JOHNSON,they have been frustrating you by demanding upfront payment from
you constantly, If I tell you that they are using all these money you sent to them to work against you, you might not believe it. But it is reality.
There is a way I can assist you get your fund without you paying any charges to get your fund, it is risk but one have to take it, I have assisted one woman from Mexico with it, it worked out though her fund was US$9.5m. What you have to do is to open another bank account any where, if you can open it in another place, it will be nice, but what you have to bear in mind is that you have to re-transfer the fund to another account immediately you confirmed it in your account, I know why I want it this way.
If you want me to go ahead, let me know as soon as you get this mail, and I will make the transfer without further delay, it might be next month that they will find out and by then, you have re-transferred the fund into another account.
Get back to me through this email as soon as you get this mail so that I will be in better position to know what to do.
Mrs.Rose Adams
KTT Dept CBN.

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Eliza Dane

Mrs Adams,
You'd better explain what you're planning to do and what you want in return - no-one does anything for nothing.
Regards,
Eliza Dane

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Rose Adams
01 May 2007

Dear
I am in reciept of your mail.I appreciate your swift response to this E-mail.Like i made you to undersatnd in the mail,there are forces working against the smooth transfer of these fund to the end account which i am going to use my position to effect immedaitely.
But i want you to know that i am doing this purely on humanitrian grounds. After the sucess of this transaction i am asking for 15% of the total money as compensation for my efforts.I am happily married with five kids, three boys and two girls.
This how the transfer will be effected:I will need a software that I will install in the computer, which will make it impossible for another person to notice the transfer in the KTT system.As per the documents that will back up the transfer,I will contact our accredited lawyer to provide you with the legal back-up.I know how to programm the transfer notice in your favour to him,what we need is just for him to get in your favours a transfer notice document from the appropriate authorities and the deal is done.
I am sending to you immedaitely a message you will transcribe and send to the lawyer immedaitely and as soon as he recieves your notice he will come to my desk for confirmation of information and i will respond him with other classified datas to these funds .
Please Note that notifying the lawyer about your intention will not in anyway affect this deal because it is a normal protocol for the transfer.
This is the Attorney's contact informations
Name: BARRISTER JOY OBI(SAN)
Email: [email protected]
You will send to me the following information to contiue the transfer immediately:
1.Beneficiary Full Name
2.Telephone and fax
3.Recieving bank details.
Please send this required information to me immedaitely before contacting the lawyer so that i will prepare myself for this task.
As soon as all is perfected you shall send to me your mailing address where i will post the original document to you via DHL or FEDEX courier so that you can authoritatively ask the first bank which i will transfer this money, to Re-transfer to a confidential account.
I await your immedaite reply.
Mrs.Rose Adams
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Eliza Dane

Mrs Adams,
Before we go any further, there's something that still puzzles me - this: "As soon as all is perfected you shall send to me your mailing address where i will post the original document to you via DHL or FEDEX courier so that you can authoritatively ask the first bank which i will transfer this money, to Re-transfer to a confidential account".
Why do I need a hard copy? When I send on your share, can't I just send it to your account? I must be missing something.
Eliza Dane

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Rose Adams
03 May 2007

ATTN ELIZA DANE
WELL YOU CAN JUST SEND IT TO MY ACCOUNT, THAT IS NOT PROBLEM, HAVE YOU CONTACTED THE ATTONNY, YOU HAVE TO SEND AN EMAIL TO HIM NOW OK
MRS ROSE ADAMS

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Eliza Dane

Mrs Obi,
I was told by Mrs Rose Adams to contact you.
Has she told you why?
Regards,
Eliza Dane

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Eliza Dane

Mrs Adams,
I got in touch, and she didn't reply.
Not exactly hauling ass I'd say! Should I send her another message?
Eliza Dane

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Mrs Joy John Obi
05 May 2007

From The Desk Of
Mrs Joy John Obi(SAN)
Principal Patner
JOY JOHN OBI & ASSOCIATES.
Attorney & Soilcitors.
Attn:Madam,
I acknowledge the reciept of your mail.
I have forwarded your request to the appropriate desk at Coopec Bank Head Office for
verification and i shall revert back to you to this regard.
Tommorow,i shall send to you a detailed message on what is required from your end to effect
the transfer of your outstanding payment
Yours Faithfully,
Mrs Joy John Obi(SAN)
Principal Patner
Mrs JOY JOHN OBI & ASSOCIATES.

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Eliza Dane

Mrs Obi,
Cool. Keep me posted!
By the way - probably none of my business, but what's with you and that Rose Adams? She kept using "he" and "him" talking about you. You don't both walk on the other side of the street, do you?
Eliza Dane

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Mrs Joy John Obi
06 May 2007

From The Desk Of
Mrs Joy John Obi (SAN)
Principal Partner
MRS JOY JOHN OBI & ASSOCIATES.
Attorney & Solicitors.
Attn:
I received a fax message from the Coopec Bank of cote d' ivoire KTT Department notifying my chambers as the accredited attorneys to the apex bank exonerating your person/particulars which i forwarded to them for verification of any shortfall as regards your outstanding money transfar.
I was made to understand that your money has been on the scheduled payments list floating and your payment is supposed to have been transferred to you earlier before now.
We apologize for this inadequacy.
Unfortunately from the report reaching me also, it is not on record that your person/particulars have been cleared by the recently constituted authorities, Cote d' ivoire Financial Intelligent Unity (NFIU) and Any Federal High Court within the jurisdiction of the contract which is directly under the Presidency. This committee made up of this two organs are the only authentic agency jointly set up by the Presidency to check irregularities, you will be required to get their clearance to effect your transfer immediately.There are two ways you can do this:
1. Physical clearance.
2. Clearance by Re-presentation.
If you would prefer the first option by being physically present you have to notify us about your arrival date, so that we would assign a lawyer from our chambers that will put you through the process. And if you will not be able to fly down physically, my chamber will also carryout this task on your behalf free of consultation or service charge. We have a contract and an understanding with our employers the (CBCI) they take care of our service and consultation charges in matters like this.
Note that the compulsory stamp duty and clearance from the Cote d' ivoire Financial Intelligent Unity(NFIU) and Federal High Court will cost you contractor, a statutory official fee of Eight Hundred and Twenty United States Dollars Only(USD$820)administrative. This fee is payable through the court clerk. Via any International Money Transfer in the case of foreign contractors in this category to:
Mr. iwuji magnus
Plot 10008, Commercial Road,
Apapa, Cote d' ivoire
If you confirm the remittance notice to us, we will pick it up to the court for a payment receipt and the clearance would be given in your favor immediately for onward transfer to you money to your account.
I am waiting for your Urgent reply to this matter.
Yours Faithfully,
Mrs Joy John Obi(SAN)
Principal Partner
Mrs JOY JOHN OBI & ASSOCIATES.

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Eliza Dane

Mrs Obi,
Why are you referring to me as a 'foreign contractor'? This business has nothing to do with any contract.
Eliza Dane

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Prof.Emmanuel Wayas,
18 June 2007

COOPEC BANK OF COTE D' IVOIRE
Coopec Bank CI
111 Plateau
2 BP 91 Abidjan 2
Cote D'Ivoire-West Africa.
Our swift code:CBCIC25T
ATTN:
ON BEHALF OF THE BOARD OF DIRECTOR AND MANAGEMENT OF THIS BANK, WE WISH TO INFORM YOU THAT WE ARE STILL WAITING TO HEAR FROM YOU TO ENABEL US TRANSFAR YOUR MONEY TO YOU WITHOUT ANY DELAY, IF YOU FAIL TO REPLY THIS EMAIL WE WILL UNDERSTAND THAT YOU ARE NOT SERIOUS AND WE MAY CANCEL THIS TRANSACTION,
WE HAVE SENT EMAILS TO YOU AND YET NO REPLY FROM YOU, WE WANT YOU TO TELL US ARE YOU READY TO RECEIVE YOUR MONEY????, ARE YOU SERIOUS WITH THIS TRANSACTION OR NOT????/,
YOU HAVE TO GET BACK TO US TO ENABLE US TRANSFAR YOUR MONEY TO YOU WITHOUT ANY DELAY
BEST REGARDS
Prof.Emmanuel Wayas (Director Remitancy)

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Eliza Dane

Dr Wayans,
You've been waiting for me? Well ain't that interesting – I was waiting for you, but gave up in disgust!
Did you even bother to do anything about that cocksucker Imo Udo? If you didn't, then I'm not going to give you the fucking time of day!
I told you what to do before; so do it and let's get this over with.
Eliza Dane

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Prof.Emmanuel Wayas,
19 June 2007

COOPEC BANK OF COTE D' IVOIRE
Coopec Bank CI
111 Plateau
2 BP 91 Abidjan 2
Cote D'Ivoire-West Africa.
Our swift code:CBCIC25T
tele + 225 06 15 93 54
ATTN:
this bank would want you to show a littel seriousness and you have to pay half of this fee to prove that you are serious and that you are not a joker then we will get all that you ask from us and we will forward then to you, but right now this bank understands that you are a joker and that you are never serious, so prove you it
Prof.Emmanuel Wayas (Director Remitancy)
tele + 225 06 15 93 54

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Eliza Dane

Dr Wayans,
The last time I did what you said and paid you, that cocksucker Imo Udo pinched it, and you never did anything about it. I'm still trying to work out what happened!
I don't know exactly how to prove myself, but I'm willing to learn. What's the deal?
Eliza Dane

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Prof.Emmanuel Wayas,
21 June 2007

COOPEC BANK OF COTE D' IVOIRE
Coopec Bank CI
111 Plateau
2 BP 91 Abidjan 2
Cote D'Ivoire-West Africa.
Our swift code:CBCIC25T
tele + 225 06 15 93 54
ATTN:
THIS IS THE INFORMATIONS YOU WILL SEND THIS FEES WITH TODAY, IF YOU ARE SERIOUS YOU HAVE TO SEND THIS FEE THROUGH WESTERN UNION MONEY TRANSFAR YOU HAVE TO SEND THIS MONEY TO NIGERIA WITH THIS INFORMATION, DO NOT MAKE MISTAKE ABOUT IT, BECAUSE MR ADAMS IFEANYI EDDY IS NOW IN NIGERIA TO GET THIS DOCUMENTS, SO SEND IT TO NIGERIA ,
RECEIVERS NAME: ADAMS EDDY IFEANYI
RECEIVERS ADDRESS: NIGERIA OWERRI
RECEIVERS STATE: OWERRI
RECEIVERS COUNTRY: NIGERIA
TEXT QUASTION: GOD HAS
ANSWER: BLESS ME
MTCN NUMBERS????
YOU HAVE TO SEND BACK THE INFORMATIONS YOU USE IN SENDING THIS FEE IN THIS MAIL BOX, YOU HAVE TO SEND THIS MONEY TO NIGERIA WITH THIS INFORMATION? DO NOT MAKE MISTAKE ABOUT IT, BECAUSE MR ADAMS IFEANYI EDDY IS NOW IN NIGERIA TO GET THIS DOCUMENTS, SO SEND IT TO NIGERIA ,
BEST REGARDS
Prof.Emmanuel Wayas (Director Remitancy)

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Eliza Dane

Now I know that you're actually Imo Udo jerking my chain.
Michael Johnson said that all the documents had been obtained and he never mentioned needing anything from Nigeria.
Get fucked, cockbreath!

It's not over yet...

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"I aim to misbehave."

Spindrift - Pretty Rose
United Kingdom x5 Spain New Zealand Senegal Ghana x2 Benin Closed lad accounts x 189
Safari x 4 - Oyenka Chidinma - Lagos to Cotonou; Dickyboi - Lagos to Accra; Femmy - Lagos to Porto Novo; "Woody" - Accra to Singapore
Sand Timer x 8: Dufus & Abavana/Capt Joseph Annan/Victor Walla/Ohene Agyekum/James Jeffrey/Peace Akpobor & John Mensah/Tony Kalaby & Addo Gilbert/Frank Chukwu
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PostPosted: Sun Oct 30, 2016 1:28 am Reply with quoteBack to top

The Lads had one last play to make.

Master Michael Johnson.
20 August 2007

Dearest Friend,
I'm happy to inform you about my success in getting my fund transferred under the cooperation of a new partner from London. under five days. Presently i'm in London for investment projects. meanwhile,i didn't forget your past efforts and attempts to assist me in transferring these funds despite that it failed us some how. Now contact my solicitor a lawyer in Abidjan,his name is Barrister Gerald on [email protected] him to send you the total of ($250.000.00) Two Hunderd and fifty thansand dollars which i kept for your compensation for all the past efforts and attempts to assist me in this matter.
I appreciated your efforts at that time very much. so feel free and get in touched with my solicitor Barrister Gerald Anele and instruct him where to send the amount to you.
Please do let me know immediately you receive it so that we can share the joy after all the
sufferness at that time. in the moment, I?m very busy here because of the investment projects which me and the new partner are having at hand, finally, remember that I had forwarded instruction to the solicitor on your behalf to receive that money, so feel free to get in touch with Barrister Gerald Anele, he will send the amount to you without any delay because I wrote a check on your behalf.
Yours Faithfully
Mr Micheal Johnson

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Eliza Dane

Mr Johnson,
Well, good for you, but I was a bit pissed off that you just dumped me. It wasn't my fault that one of Wayas' bunch was a crook!
How's London? It's on my to-see list for the near future.
Eliza Dane

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Master Michael Johnson.
21 August 2007

Dearest One,
I am sorry for my late response, i was very busy with my new partner here in London, well i offer you this for your little effort to help me.
So contact the lawyer to collect the cheque from him.
Michael

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Eliza Dane

Mr Gerald,
Mr Michael Johnson gave you a cheque to send to me. Do you have my details?
Regards,
Eliza Dane

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Uh-oh!
(Well, I used the address as it was given!)
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----- The following addresses had permanent fatal errors -----
<[email protected]>
(reason: 550 Host unknown)
----- Transcript of session follows -----
550 5.1.2 <[email protected]>... Host unknown (Name server:
yahoo.fr.ask: host not found)

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Eliza Dane

Mr Johnson,
The lawyer's email address is dead! I got this:
----- The following addresses had permanent fatal errors -----
<[email protected]> (reason: 554 delivery error: dd This user doesn't have a yahoo.co.fr account)
What the Hel is going on?
Eliza Dane

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Master Michael Johnson.
01 September 2007

Dearest One,
Maybe you made mistake while sending the mail to him.
Here is the email [email protected]
Contact him as soon as you receive this email so that he can start the process of sending this cheque to you before it expires.
Thanks

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Eliza Dane

Mr Johnson,
That's the same address I used before. I'll try it, but I don't expect anything to work!
And what the fuck do you mean by the cheque "expiring"?
Eliza Dane

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Gerald Anele
01 September 2007

Attn Eliza Dane,
Regarding to your mail, This is to inform you that i receive a Cheque of $250;000 dollars
for you, Regards to this i will like you to let you it cheque not cash.
Based on this i have made some enquiries from a bank here in how to transfer this cheque
to you they told me that before this cheque will be transfered to your account that you
will, Open an Non Residential Account here in a bank here were the cheque willl be paid in
before transfering it to your account.
Based on this i want to know your suggestion, before the cheque expired
Attorney Gerald

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Eliza Dane

Mr Gerald,
Explain just one thing; how the Hel can a cheque expire?
Eliza Dane

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Gerald Anele
01 September 2007

Attn Eliza ,
Regards to your mail to my Hon- Chamber, i want to let you know that the cheque will be expired under 7 working days that was system of issueing of cheque in this country.
So if you are ready to receive this cheque made in contact with a bank were you can open the account were the cheque will be paid in before transfering it to your account, this is as result of the cheque it is not in cash and there is no how we can send the cheque into your account without first open an account here were the cheque will be paid in before the transfer. Again based on the law of banking 2001 of bank law (2) Codes and Statutes; (3) Federal Agencies here in country.
Below is the contact of the bank:
COTE D' IVOIRE
Bank Of Africa - Cote D Ivoire (BOA- Cote D Ivoire)
Adresse Im. BOA-CI ANGLE AVENUE TERRASSON DE ET RUE GOURGES
BOITE POSTALE:01 BP 820889
TELEX: 22513387542/ 22221728514
EMAIL; [email protected]
DIRECTOR GENERAL: MR Jean-Pierre GALIBERT
DIRECTOR DIRECT TELEPHONE NUMBER: +225 00820889.
YOU ARE FREE TO CONTACT THE BANK AND CONFIRM FROM THEM ON HOW TO OPEN THE ACCOUNT, BERA IN THAT THAT I WILL SEND THE CHEQUE LEAVE TO THE BANK AS SOON AS I HAVE CONFIRMATION THAT YOU HAVE OPENED THE ACCOUNT WERE THE CHEQUE WILL BE PAID IN BEFORE TRANSFERING IT TO YOUR
ACCOUNT.
N/B FORWARD YOUR BANK ACCOUNT INFORMATIONS TO THE BANK WHILE CONTACTING THEM.
ATTORNEY GERALD...MY TELEPHONE ...00228 0875 7459

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Let's meet the banker Lad.
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Eliza Dane

Mr Galibert,
I need to open an account in your bank to enable the settling of a debt.
Please state your requirements.
Regards,
Elizabeth Dane

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Eliza Dane

Mr Gerald,
I've contacted the bank - but I have to ask. Is there anything at all stopping you cancelling the cheque and getting another one issued with a longer shelf life? Putting a time limit of seven days on a cheque is just whacked!
Eliza Dane

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Gerald Anele
02 September 2007

Attn Eliza Dane,
Regards to your mail, noting is wrong with that, i can't issue any other cheque to you because i am not the one who issue the cheque at the first place, the person who issue the cheque is out of this country. Try and contact the bank and do what ever the bank ask you to do so that you will receive this cheque into your account under three working days.
You have to be fast because any delay might cause another thing.
Attorney

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Eliza Dane

Mr Gerald,
What do you mean by "any delay might cause another thing"?
Eliza Dane

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Gerald Anele
03 September 2007

Attn Mrs Eliza Dane,
Regards to your mail to my Hon- Chamber, noting is wrong with the statement i made on my last mail, it just to let you know that you have to be fast before the cheque expires.
Try and fellow up with the bank so that they will transfer this cheque to your account soonest.
There is no problem.
Attorney Gerald

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Eliza Dane

Mr Galibert,
If by a copy of my ID card you mean my passport or driving licence, I can't provide either.
Copying passports is illegal and I don't have a driving licence.
If you meant a national ID card, there's no such thing in Australia.
Eliza Dane

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Jean Pierre Galibert
03 September 2007

Mrs Eliza Dane,
Based on your mail, you can send a copy of your ID card or any of your Identity card.
I need your full address and you account informations were the cheque will be transfered
and OPENING OF THE NON RESIDENTIALS ACCOUNT CHARGES WHICH IS $650 DOLLARS.
SENDING INFORMATION. SEND IT WITH NAME OF BANK SECRETARY.NAMES.. MR AMICHIA ANTHONY ALFRED (BANK SECRETARY)
ADRESSES::::BOA-CI ANGLE AVENUE TERRASSON DE ET RUE GOURGES BOITE POSTALE:01 BP 820889 ABIDJAN.
STATES:::ABIDJAN.
COUNTRY;;; COTE D IVOIRE ( FORMERLY IVORY COAST)
SCAN AND SEND ALL THE INFORMATIONS FROM WESTERN UNION MONEY TRANSFER.
CALL ME AS SOON AS YOU RECEIVE THIS MAIL. +225 0182 0889.
MR JEAN PIERRE GALIBERT.

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Eliza Dane

Mr Johnson,
Why the fuck did you give that moron a cheque with an expiry date? Thanx to his fuck-ups the time has passed.
Send him another cheque, and for fuck's sale, don't put an expiry date on the fucking thing!
Eliza Dane

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Eliza Dane

Mr Galibert,
As I told you before – and in pretty simple English – we don't had ID cards like that over here.
In any case, this issue is pretty much a moot one for now, so I'll get back to you.
Eliza Dane

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Eliza Dane

Mr Gerald,
It's no good – the bank's been too fucking slow.
I wrote to Mr Johnson and asked him to arrange for another cheque without time limits.
Eliza Dane

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Whaddya know - he doesn't like Eliza's swearing.
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Gerald Anele
05 September 2007

Madam,
This morning i called the bank and the director told me that you are the person who having all delay, he also told me that you refused to pay the opening of the account charges were the cheque will be paid in before transfering it to your account.
Please try and be fast to finish with him ok.Listen stop saying these words fucking slow.
Attorney Gerald

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Eliza Dane

Mr Gerald,
I haven't refused to pay – I have told that bonehead that I can't supply the ID he's demanded, and he tells me to send my ID card, which I told him doesn't exist!
And since you are not his fucking messenger boy, you can stop speaking for him! Let him handle his affairs!
BTW – you don't like my language – cry me a fucking river. It's the way I am.
Eliza Dane

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Gerald Anele
05 September 2007

Madam,
I called him just as i received your mail now and he made me to understood that, he is only need informations from you so that he will use it to open the account in your name were the cheque will be paid in before transfering it to your account.
So based on this the idea of you send your ID is cancled, so go ahead and send the opening of the account charges to him as that he will open the account as oon as possible and the cheque will be transfered this week to your account without any hitchs.
Please i will like you to call me with this number as soon as you receive this mail....00225 0875 7459.
Attorney Gerald

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Master Michael Johnson
18 September 2007

Hello my good friend.
How are you today? Hope all is well with you and your family?, You may not understand why this mail came to you.But if you do not remember me, you might have receive an email from me in the past regarding a multi-million-dollar business proposal which we never concluded.
I am using this opportunity to inform you that this multi-million-dollar business has been concluded with the assistance of another partner from London who financed the transaction to a logical conclusion.
I thank you for your great effort to our unfinished transfer of fund into your account due to one reason or the other best known to you.But I want to inform you that I have successfully transferred the fund out of my bank to my new partner's account in London that was capable of assisting me in this great venture.
Due to your effort, sincerity, courage and trust worthiness You showed during the course of the transaction.I want to compensate you and show my gratitude to you with the sum of One Million Two Hundred Thousand United State Dollars. I have left a certified international bank cheque for you worth of One Million Two Hundred Thousand United State Dollars. cashable anywhere in the world.
My dear friend I will like you to contact my Account Officer Mr. Npete Azundu, on his direct email address at:[ [email protected] ] for the collection of your bank cheque. I authorized him to release the Bank Cheque to you whenever you contact him regarding the cheque.
At the moment, I'm very busy here because of the investment projects, which I and the new partner are having at hand.Please I will like you to accept this token with good faith as this is from the bottom of my heart,Also comply with Mr. Npete's directives so that he will send the cheque to you without any delay.
CONTACT: Mr. Npete Azundu.
Account Officer,
Accra,Republic Ghana,
His email address: [email protected]
Therefore, you should send him your full Name and telephone number/your correct mailing address where you want him to send the cheque to you.
Thanks and God bless you and your family.
Hoping to hear from you.
Mr. John Michael.

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Eliza Dane
Mr Johnson,
Well, good for you, but I was a bit pissed off that you just dumped me. It wasn't my fault that one of Wayas' bunch was a crook!
How's London? It's on my to-see list for the near future.
Eliza Dane

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Gerald Anele
25 September 2007

Dear Mr. Eliza Dane,
Thanks for your email, please i don't understand your writing are you contacting me regarding the cheque or are you not the owner of cheque because Mr. John told that you are going to contact me so that i will send the cheque through Diplomatic means to you.
If it happens to your's please send me your mailing address where i can send you the cheque, i am waiting for your response.
Best Regards,
Mr. Npete Azundu.

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Eliza Dane

Mr Azundu,

Firstly, it's Ms Eliza Dane, thank you!
Secondly, what the fuck are you doing answering emails addressed to Michael Johnson?
Eliza Dane

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Master Michael Johnson
28 September 2007

ATTN:,
YOU RESPONDED SO POSITIVELY WHEN I FIRST CONTACTED YOU. EVER SINCE THEN, YOU NEVER BOTHERED TO AT LEAST KNOW THE EXTEND OF WORK I HAVE DONE OVER THIS.
BE THAT AS IT MAY. I AM HAPPY TO INFORM YOU THAT AT LAST, NEW ARRANGEMENT HAVE BEEN MADE TO ENSURE THAT YOUR FUND IS DELIVERED TO YOU THROUGH THE ASSISTANCE OF DIPLOMAT.
WE HAVE CONCLUDED PLAN TO EMPLOY THE SERVICES OF A DIPLOMAT IN DELIVERYING YOUR FUND TO YOU IN FORM OF CONSIGNMENT .
IT IS NECESSARY THAT YOU ARE CONTACTED BEFORE WE RESUME THE FINAL PROCESS WHICH WILL EVENTUALLY LEAD TO HANDING OVER OF YOUR FUND TO YOU. THIS SHOULD BE KEPT CONFIDENTIALLY UNTIL THE DELIVERY IS COMPLETED.
WE TOOK THIS MEASURE AFTER DUE CONSIDERATION AND CAREFULL PLAN THAT CULMINATE TO THIS. IT IS A WELCOME IDEA WHICH I AM SURE WILL SURELY BE A BIG RELIEVE TO YOU AS WELL.
HOWEVER, THE DIPLOMAT MAY LIKELY DEPART EITHER ON MONDAY ON THE NEXT DAY ENROUTE EUROPE FOR SOME OTHER RELATED ASSIGNMENT BEFORE GETTING TO YOUR COUNTRY.
YOU ARE HEREBY EXPECTED TO PAY THE DIPLOMAT FOR THE DELIVERY OF YOUR CONSIGNMENT ONCE HE ARRIVES. BE INFORMED THAT THE DIPLOMAT WAS NOT INFORMED ABOUT THE CONTENT OF THE CONSIGNMENT. IT WOULD BE HANDED OVER TO HIM AS A FAMILY VALUABLE.IT IS ONLY YOU AND I THAT IS AWARE OF THE CONTENT AND SHOULD BE KEPT SO.
THIS MEASURE WAS TAKEN TO ENSURE THAT HE DELIVERS WITHOUT DISAPPEARING WITH THE CONSIGNMENT. YOU ARE ADVICE NOT TO DISCLOSE THE CONTENT TO HIM WHEN COLECTING IT FROM HIM.
YOU WOULD BE CALLED ONCE HE ARRIVE AND BOTH OF YOU WILL AGREE ON WHERE TO MEET TO PAY HIM AND SUBSEQUENTLY COLLECT THE BOX FROM HIM. THE AMOUNT TO BE PAID IS $17,550. AND SHOULD BE PAID BEFORE THE CONSIGNMENT WOULD BE HANDED OVER TO YOU.
ENSURE THAT YOU FOLLOW THIS PROCESS AS TOLD SO THAT THERE WOULD BE SMOOTH HAND OVER. ENSURE THE CONFIDENTIALITY TOO. I NEED YOUR URGENT RESPONSE BEFORE THE DELIVERY CAN COMMENCE.
REGARDS,
M.O.JOHNSON

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Eliza Dane

Mr Johnson,
First it was a bank transfer, then a cheque, and now what I assume is a guy with a box of cash.
After Imo Udo and that bonehead Gerald Amela, this isn't really getting me all worked up. Just tell me who this diplomat is and where is he from.
Eliza Dane

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Master Michael Johnson
30 September 2007

Attn: Mrs Dane,
What you have gone through before was based on ignorant of the procedure. Unfortunately, you entered intop the hand of people who were not interested in deliverying you payment. It was based on hat you went through that after due consideration, It became obvious that you can only receive this payment through dirtect delivery to you. The only payment which i indicated in my first mail was the payment to the diplomat who will deliver the consignment to you. Be informed that you do not have any other thing to do with the diplomat but his payment because the content will not be disclosed to him.It would be handed over to him as a family valuables. You should as a matter of urgency forward your residential address and your direct telephone number. that would be required so that you will be contected as soon as they arrived. The diplomat will depart from Accra Ghana international airport. Other particulars of the diplomat will be made known to you by monday when other modalities must have been agreed. You are required to maintain some level of confidentiality until this delivery is concluded and your fund handed over to you. Respond as soon as you receive. Faithfully Yours.
M.O.Johnson

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Eliza Dane

Mr Johnson,
It's Ms Dane, and don't forget it!
There is no way you can blame me for what went wrong before. Imo Udo hacked their system, not mine, and Gerald Amela never sent the cheque despite all I did - and since he was your guy, that makes it your fault!
You should still have my details - I sent them twice before.
This plan had better work!
Eliza Dane

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Eliza Dane

Mr Johnson,
Have the guy email me on the morning of his arrival in Sydney and I'll contact him with a time and place to meet. Does he have a name?
Eliza Dane

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Eliza Dane

Mr Johnson,
That's one Monday gone by - here's a second one coming up. Is this some stupid game you're playing? It'd fucking well better not be!
Eliza Dane

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But that was the last straw for the Lads, and they never wrote again.

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