Godwin's Lore: Lad meltdown!

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Posted: Thu Jul 28, 2016 1:31 pm

A standard consignment box modality has taken an interesting turn.

Godwin (his last name) was told that Moneygram wouldn't send money to Ghana because of cybercrime fears. Cammy was in despair.

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... I'm a rotten liar, so I gave up. I don't know what to do now.

He knew what to do:

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Your message is well understood. This days its difficult to send money Via money-gram
to Oversea. I want to provide you a new payment information to America.
For easy transfer, i will provide you payment info to America. you will send the money
direct to Ghana custom corresponding Agency in America.
Kindly get back to me if you will be able to send the money to America.

But then...

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I called Ghana customs headquarter, and report the issue about Money-Gram.
They told me you are to resend the money Via Western Union Money Transfer.
Don't send through Bank agency. Go to any Western Union Agency OR Money-Gram
agency.
Don't send the money in any agent located in a bank, because they will
ask much questions. and they will like to know the reason why you are
sending the money., If they are not clear, they will not send the money to Ghana.
Try Western Union agency at any shop.

Cammy lashed out for that.

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What are you talking about banks for? I was talking about Moneygram, by Freya's tears! I went to three different 7/11s and got nowhere - I'll try the Western Union at the post office tomorrow.

The Lad was still soothing:

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Try "Western Union" money transfer at post office, If they are asking you the reason why
you are sending money to Ghana. Tell the agent that, Your very good friend wife newly
gave birth to a child in Ghana. And you are assisting them with money.
But if they refuse to send the money. Kindly look a friend of yours to assist you
in sending the money via MoneyGram.
If Western Union refuse to send the money. inform them that you knows the person
you are sending the money to in Ghana..

It didn't work.

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I don't like telling lies, and the fact that you want me to tell lies doesn't make me feel comfortable - in fact it makes everything feel wrong.
Tomorrow is Freya-Day, and I think I should seek Her wisdom.

At first he was all business:

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I understood you don't tell lies, same with me......
You should know that we don't have to disclose our transaction to Western Union/ Moneygram
agent in Australia.
We don't have to involve any third party about our transaction.
The reason why i gave you those opinion, it because you have to find a way
to transfer the money to Ghana Customs Authority.
I was only bringing my own suggestions...

But then (emphasis added):

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I read about the story of Freya
She is a great and powerful Gods.
I will be reading more about her books today, and more beautiful things she does.
Please consult her, and i pray she should see us through our transaction.

The Goddess is not merciful to those who harm those She loves...

Posted: Sat Jul 30, 2016 9:05 am

I wonder what happens when lad realizes what all is entailed in worship of Freya. A lad who reads. How unusual.

Posted: Sat Jul 30, 2016 9:14 am

I hope he realizes he may get hitched to her chariot and the cats are quite hungry...

Posted: Sat Jul 30, 2016 1:42 pm

On Freyja-day, the Lad wrote:

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Glory be to Freyja's Friday.
Information reaching me that you are to transfer the money to USA
direct to Ghana custom authority corresponding cashier.
Name: [Mule]
Country: USA
Text Question: Yellow
Text answer: Tag.
Await your payment details.

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Good evening.
Kindly update me on situation on the transfer..
was it successful ?????
Await your reply.....

He won't like Cammy's reply.

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I asked Uta, the priestess of Freya, to cast the Runes, and when , and are all reversed, my Wyrd is not favourable. Such is Her wisdom. When Freya speaks, I listen.

Posted: Sat Jul 30, 2016 4:23 pm

Why do I get the feeling that Mr. Godwin is about to become an unbeliever?

Posted: Sun Jul 31, 2016 12:07 am

He's anxious (emphasis added):

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What did Freyja told Ute about our transaction ????
Wisdom of Freyja is important to listen.
Await your urgent reply.

Cammy didn't react well.

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Don't you dare tell me to listen to Freya's wisdom! Do you honour the Goddess? If you don't, you have no right to tell me about Her!
I raised my spirit to Freya and told her what wisdom I needed, and then I asked Uta to cast the Runes. This she did, and told me that the Runes were clear; that Freya looked with disfavour upon the undertaking.
When Freya speaks, I listen. The Runes don't lie; they can't lie. Why She advises as She did, I don't know. I can call for another kenning but not until the next Freya-Day.
I can ask for counsel from Odin, on Wodensday.

Posted: Mon Aug 01, 2016 11:39 am

Things have taken an interesting turn. In rapid succession:

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I do honor the goddess.....
Await your reply.

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... Kindly clear your mind from doubt and stay focus to our transaction
because you are dealing with a honest and sincere person, i will never involve you in evil deal that will cost you pains.
I promise you 100% that this transaction has no risk involve.
Proceed with our transaction in good faith. and send the needed amount
to Ghana customs authority in Ghana.
On Monday, i will start processing the legal document from Ghana High Court.
Await your swift reply.

Cammy shot back some questions that were intended to challenge.

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You didn't know about Freya before a couple of days ago, so how could you ever claim to honour Her? You tell me to disregard her counsel - do you expect me to deny Her? You say that you're honest and sincere, but you told me to tell lies - how can you contradict yourself like that?

Back came...

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Your message is understood and well noted.
I never wanted you to disregard her counsel, because its important to listen
to Freya wisdom. Yes i got to know about Freya some couple of
days ago, and i read about her goodness which make me
like to know more about Her.
When i arrive Australia, i will like you to take me to her counsel.
I'm very sorry for the misunderstanding from my end. I never wanted you to tell lies, i was only giving you my opinion on the easier way on how
to make the Payment to Ghana customs authority. The idea was giving
to me from one of the customs officer in Kotoka international airport.
That was never my idea..., and i will never tell you to lies
Its will never occur again.

Hmm... Cammy will need something to prove that he's acceptable to the Goddess - namely, that he's good-looking enough. Freya hates the ugly!

Posted: Mon Aug 01, 2016 11:55 am

what about the awful misspelling - freyja?

surely such is an abomination that cannot go unchallenged? Shocked

Posted: Mon Aug 01, 2016 12:22 pm

eddie kenway wrote:

what about the awful misspelling - freyja?

It's not a misspelling really (I've removed the 'j' from the name in my previous post to bollix google).

Posted: Mon Aug 01, 2016 1:05 pm

damn my ignorance Embarassed

thought i'd spotted a prime slapping opportunity

Posted: Mon Aug 01, 2016 1:14 pm

^That'll happen in due course...

Posted: Tue Aug 09, 2016 10:00 am

Update... things were going OK, with the Runes foretelling trouble, when I sent a photo and...

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Dear Camille.
Your message is noted.
Did you know this person .... Sophie Monk?????
The is picture is cool, but you are not the rightful owner of the picture.
Here is the profile of the person in that picture.

[snip]

I think you have to explain what going on.
Why did you sent me a fake picture ?
Await your reply.

And:

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Dear Camille.
I could not tell you how i fee when i first saw your picture. i did reach and i
found out the person was not you. The picture you sent to me
was another different person.
Why would you have to send me fake picture ????
Now is make me feel everything sound like joke.

BUGGER!!!!!!!

Acting on advice, I responded thus.

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You ain't the first person to say I look like Sophie and I bet you won't be the last. You believe what you want. It changes nothing.

The Lad took that mildly:

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If its not true. provide your picture with you and your friends together.

That was on Freyja-day, so I went quiet for a couple of days, and then:

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What going on, and why the silence ?

Time to open up!

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After a really worthwhile Freyja-day, I got together with Chloe and Sonja and asked AJ to take some pix of us around the pool just to prove you wrong, but when I asked to download the pix to my laptop he wondered why because he handles my portfolio and chooses the ones I can keep for myself.
Now I can't tell lies to my friends, so I had to tell him, and show him the emails, and he laughed at me. I hate that!
So we had a yelling match and he calmed me down and showed me that you're a scammer and that those yellow tags are absolute proof of that.
So go fuck your ass with a broomstick.

Godwin reacted with wounded pride (emphasis added):

Dear Camille.

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Your message is noted.
I'm just confuse about all this drama.
I'm a sincere person and i will always fight for my right with my last blood.
I don't understand you, you are always coming with a story that is not
related to me. I could you ever call me scammer ?
Have i collected your money?
Just to proof you wrong with all you said from your previous email. I went to Ghana customs authority to take a picture of the Yellow Tag, and i attach a picture of the yellow tag in this mail.
I attach a picture of the trunk box which i will be delivering to Australia, and i scan the box with x-ray scan just to show you the contents in the metal trunk box for your record.
I attach a copy of the X-ray scan result to this mail.
Genuine mind always think positive.

He sent two pix from the starter kit and an actual trophy of sorts:

Cammy was scornful.

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I don't give a flying fuck for the shit you dummied up. I believe the people that I know, not the piece of shit that I don't know. And you're still a scammer because you tried to get me to send you money, even if you failed, so go suck a cactus.

Two days passed, and then:

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You are a not real human.
you are full of lies.
I asked for your picture and you gave me a modeling picture from
Australia. which the picture are all over the internet.
Fraja;s we kill you for you evil .
I have been communicating with some spiritual force for you death.
i have spent my money in this transaction,only for you to tell
you are a fake human.
Your face will born down.

He'll not take this well...

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You really hate being exposed for the lying, thieving, scamming scumbag that you are; that much is fucking obvious. You can't handle the truth.
Freyja protects those that She loves, and whatever measly little spirits you might plead to are nothing against Her. I don't fear you; I can never fear you. You are full of shit and you'll die in shit.

Posted: Tue Aug 09, 2016 11:52 am

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You are a not real human.

This sounds like a compliment to me Very Happy

Posted: Thu Aug 11, 2016 11:32 am

Godwin went down the "I'm the real injured party" route:

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Hello Camille.
You message is noted. You have called me all bullshit names as you wish,but you should know that Freja want respect and honest people.
For my proof to show you where you got that picture you sent to me. click below link.
[snipped]
You couldn't send me a original picture of yourself

Cammy shot back

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You tried to scam me into sending nearly a thousand dollars, and you have the nerve - the gall - the chutzpah - to cast yourself as the real victim? You're a fucking psychopathic criminal lowlife with no morals and no hope. Note that message, asshole!

Not quite a Newb Joined: 18 Jun 2016 Posts: 27

Ah, I'm actually running a similar game with a lad where I keep going on about how I'm a "High Shaman of the Norse Gods!". He didn't react the way I expected though, but dropped the money transfer completely and started preaching to me about how I needed to praise Jesus and become saved Smile

Posted: Mon Aug 15, 2016 11:18 am

^ We Asatruar must stick together, you know...

In the meantime... (Lad in italics)

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You bloody Criminal of Fraja.
you will have no rest until you summit your soul to Freja.
Your words are full of lies.

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You can't handle the truth, you stupid, pathetic little puke!

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I think you are just out of your mind.

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And I think you're throwing a hissy fit because I didn't send you any money.

Then, some chutzpah:

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I'm never interested in your money.... I am only interested with what is right.
You Got everything wrong.
I'm not the kind of person you think i am.

That got nowhere (emphasis in original)

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I know what you are. I know that you are a liar and a scammer. That's not an opinion; that's a fact.

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I read your message and i bust into Laughter !!
What will i achieve from Scamming you????
$1000 is not enough for my life, Freja will ba very mad at me.
I don't judge a book by is cover.
Blessing from Freja will rain on us.

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I read your pathetic answer and I shook me head in disbelief.
To a loser like you, a thousand dollars would be a fortune.
Freya has blessed me and She will bless me for as long as I remain faithful to Her.
You've done nothing to honour her and you wouldn't know how to.

That was three days ago. I don't think I'll hear from him again.

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