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PostPosted: Sat Jun 11, 2016 11:44 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

There's a lad that pissed me off and failed at his task. It's no big deal since he went and got himself into a bit of a pickle and need's my character, Sal's, help. Sal likes money and business. This lad likes money, but knows nothing of business and failed, over and over, to listen. So, to make sure he listened and learned about business, Sal gave him a small task. This task began over a month ago, and is in no way meant to be political. Popular business books may have helped the lad, so why not have him hand write one that is more of an autobiography?

Here's a quick view of the first three pages:

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Pages 1-100 in PDF format:
Part 1
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Part 3

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PostPosted: Sun Jun 12, 2016 12:08 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Atlantic City was very good to this lad, huh?

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PostPosted: Sun Jun 12, 2016 12:35 am Reply with quoteBack to top

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Wonder how many hours of writing this took. Amazing.

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PostPosted: Sun Jun 12, 2016 2:12 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Careful not to get your lad sued for copyright infringement. I hear the original author is a tad... litigious. Laughing

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PostPosted: Sun Jun 12, 2016 6:47 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Speechless. Not even a sign in the writing that the lad is getting stressed, or in a hurry to finish. He would have made a tremendously good clerk in the olden days. Laughing Laughing
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PostPosted: Sun Jun 12, 2016 9:05 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Nice hand writing. Then again, he might have to do it over in Word.

Excellent work, Bware.

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PostPosted: Sun Jun 12, 2016 9:41 am Reply with quoteBack to top

A third of the way down page 2:

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I wouldn't have it any Otter way


I approve of the modality and the results, but I don't support that sentiment.

Still... impressive work, on both sides.

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PostPosted: Sun Jun 12, 2016 11:54 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Always good to get them doing some physical and mental work. His hand will soon be aching from the unusual activity.

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PostPosted: Sun Jun 12, 2016 12:35 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Big X wrote:
Careful not to get your lad sued for copyright infringement.


That's the least of his worries. He might welcome appearing in a US court.

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PostPosted: Sun Jun 19, 2016 3:57 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

My hand starting aching just looking at all the work you've got him to complete.

I wonder what you have up next for him ...

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PostPosted: Sun Jun 19, 2016 4:10 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Outstanding work bware! Shocked

100 pages in handwriting in a month. That's really something.

Thanks for making me feel inferior too, my ongoing project, in handwriting as well, is years in and a little bit over 120 pages Crying or Very sad I could use some of that dedication... Very Happy

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PostPosted: Sun Jun 19, 2016 4:45 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^^^This POS isn't dedicated. His life is majorly screwed and he pissed me off. I won't tell you he sent me 50 more pages, but I'm out of town and can't post them until later.

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PostPosted: Sun Jun 19, 2016 4:50 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^^^ Ahhh... Right. Changed my mind, don't need to finish that badly. If it means pissing you off, then I'm out. Been a good run though. Your signature quote from jose speaks volumes.

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PostPosted: Sun Jun 19, 2016 4:53 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Well, he pissed me off. But he pissed TLH and Padme off, too. So he deserves every hand cramp he gets. You're still safe. For now. Wink

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PostPosted: Mon Jun 20, 2016 9:03 am Reply with quoteBack to top

^^ it sounds like this lad has done some really bad stuff, which is finally catching up with him. Whatever can be devised to give him even more pain can only be a good thing, it seems to me. Twisted Evil
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PostPosted: Mon Jun 20, 2016 10:36 am Reply with quoteBack to top

^ Don't you love it when that happens?

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PostPosted: Tue Jun 21, 2016 5:06 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Here are the final pages!

Part 4

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PostPosted: Wed Jun 22, 2016 4:43 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Most excellent! clapping

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PostPosted: Wed Jun 22, 2016 8:50 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Excellent indeed! I wonder how many ball point pens this lad got through?

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PostPosted: Tue Jul 26, 2016 6:02 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I spotted a couple of mistakes with possessive apostrophes and the incorrect use of a semi colon --- other than that this is FANTASTIC ! boxer

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PostPosted: Tue Jul 26, 2016 6:46 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^^^Somehow, he managed to wander off to Mali. If I ever hear from him again, I will let him know it is not spot approved!

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PostPosted: Tue Jul 26, 2016 7:47 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy

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PostPosted: Tue Jul 26, 2016 11:00 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Applause, applause!

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PostPosted: Wed Jul 27, 2016 10:18 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

What a work of beauty! bow_down How you convinced him to write such a great book is beyond me. And what fine handwriting too!

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