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loualsindor
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PostPosted: Tue May 31, 2016 9:17 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

From my current sand time lad. A reply to my evil attorney who has slapped him around for stealing from people who are down to their last dime.

"Why do you give shit about who i scammed you have to stop sticking ur nose on my shoes. Because it doesn't fit your noses."

I just had to put my head on my desk and laugh for a while.

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- Why do you give shit about who i scammed you have to stop sticking ur nose on my shoes. Because it doesn't fit your noses
- Please bring me back before i hit my brain on a pan.
- This business is not like selling shoes and clothes in the market sir.

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Mattaz
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PostPosted: Tue May 31, 2016 9:35 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Very Happy Looks like a fine quote for your sig

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Juan Freizwidatt
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PostPosted: Tue May 31, 2016 10:20 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Priceless! Laughing

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PostPosted: Tue May 31, 2016 11:10 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Who nose what he was thinking!

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PostPosted: Tue May 31, 2016 11:35 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I'm using that in RL.

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PostPosted: Wed Jun 01, 2016 12:37 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I beg to differ. My noses are size 11!

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MorganleFay
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PostPosted: Wed Jun 01, 2016 10:27 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Priceless. I'm using it in RL, too. Laughing Laughing
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PostPosted: Wed Jun 01, 2016 2:56 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

That's....wow.

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loualsindor
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PostPosted: Wed Jun 01, 2016 9:21 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

This lad has been consistently hilarious, especially when he's stoned. At some point I'll to publish greatest hits list.

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- Why do you give shit about who i scammed you have to stop sticking ur nose on my shoes. Because it doesn't fit your noses
- Please bring me back before i hit my brain on a pan.
- This business is not like selling shoes and clothes in the market sir.

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loualsindor
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 08, 2016 1:09 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Same lad, same weed-induced philosophy.

"Two sides of coins never move without each other. When the other side is rejected the both done."

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- Why do you give shit about who i scammed you have to stop sticking ur nose on my shoes. Because it doesn't fit your noses
- Please bring me back before i hit my brain on a pan.
- This business is not like selling shoes and clothes in the market sir.

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PostPosted: Fri Jul 08, 2016 1:13 am Reply with quoteBack to top

You should post up a greatest hits for sure. Funny stuff.

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PostPosted: Fri Jul 08, 2016 5:12 am Reply with quoteBack to top

That guy is a well of eternal wisdom. A Yoda of lads Laughing

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eddie kenway
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 08, 2016 11:01 am Reply with quoteBack to top

this looks like the start of a lads own version of "the little book of calm"

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PostPosted: Fri Jul 08, 2016 11:34 am Reply with quoteBack to top

a bit too coherent for the goofy crap thread, one lottery lad's attempt to speed me up is

Procrastination is the Thief of time. And there are many great tomorrows that have been altered by procrastinating and Loud mouthed,

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PostPosted: Sun Jul 10, 2016 11:39 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I love Lad Wisdom. Someone should start writing a book.

The best one I've ever got is "My dear, you can not run faster than your shadow".

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PostPosted: Mon Jul 11, 2016 9:11 am Reply with quoteBack to top

These quotes ought to go in the Goofy lad sayings thread.


https://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=251705

They can then be preserved for posterity.

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loualsindor
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 11, 2016 11:53 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

He just can't stop himself.

"Your not supposed to tell me what way i will use to get what belongs to me. I know my part like my size and i play it well the way i wear my clothes well."

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- Why do you give shit about who i scammed you have to stop sticking ur nose on my shoes. Because it doesn't fit your noses
- Please bring me back before i hit my brain on a pan.
- This business is not like selling shoes and clothes in the market sir.

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