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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
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Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Sat Apr 23, 2016 1:08 am |
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During a Skype chat with Mzungu The Huntress, I mentioned a Lad howler from that morning. From that comment ensued...well, see for yourself.
https://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?p=2135294&highlight=larceni#2135294
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Yastreb: And here's a howler I have to share.
Yastreb: “the name of the refugee who deposited the funds is Jefferson Johnson he is a citizen of Sommelier”
Mzungu: Shares a border with Maitre’d...
Yastreb: The capital would be Escoffier...?
Mzungu: Undoubtedly
Yastreb: And another town is called Hors-d'oeuvres.
Yastreb: Let's see if Patissier makes the cut.
Mzungu: That’s the president
Yastreb: Of course, of course.
Yastreb: The first Lady would be Madame Sauciere.
Yastreb: Bouquet-Garni would be the Leader of the Opposition.
Yastreb: Madame Béarnaise is Speaker in the Senate
Mzungu: And the preferred method of punishment for civil unrest? Do they just flambé the law breakers? ...
Mzungu: Monsieur Quiche... Chief justice ... but I hear he fell... |
What else can we find in the nation of Sommelier? |
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Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE
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Kitty La Gore
Baiting Guru
Joined: 03 Feb 2014
Posts: 5024
Location: Information Superhighway, Exit 404
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Sat Apr 23, 2016 3:38 am |
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I heard a rumor the president's mistress' name is Amuse Bouche.
Their most famous actor is Saucisse Le Bœuf. |
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vonpaso xlura
Baiting Guru
Joined: 10 Apr 2011
Posts: 13781
Location: Bertcad, Lojbanistan
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Sat Apr 23, 2016 10:12 am |
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One of the northern regions is Mirepoix. |
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you are a fake people so do not ever write to me again.
Am mad at you right now ... Am tired of your questions ... Am sick and tire you and your bank
Nigerian pig . go swallow a grenade idiot. Boko Haram will solve your problem idiot .
you are big fool by send a fake payment information and never you contact me again asshole .
your passgae bearing your ATM CATD ... Ant Terrorist Certificate ... legal verterbrate ... expartiate your meaning ... gets to your dwaignted address ... successful ofghw transfer |
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Mattaz
Baiting Guru
Joined: 02 Jan 2015
Posts: 2075
Location: I'm on my way from happiness to misery with you
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Sat Apr 23, 2016 12:48 pm |
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You don't need a visa to enter the county but a passe-vite. |
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lakeside77
A chaff in the USA
Joined: 11 Jul 2008
Posts: 2700
Location: Out there in the cold, getting lonely, getting old
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Sat Apr 23, 2016 3:41 pm |
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Monsieur Quiche was replaced by the Le Comte de Chateaubriand. |
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I must let you know that am sick and tired of all this whole bull sheet do you know my ass is on the line - Jonh Raymund
i want to say i am very sorry for the Mother that gave Barth to you -- Jim Ovie
. . . it is disrespectful,malicious, an ILEDAN EYE,to our corporation and embarrassing to my secretary as he was messed up by your action. I thought I was assisting a true American gentleman without knowing that I am trying to help one of the most chaffs in the USA. --Dr. Leo Stan Ekeh
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17388
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Sat Apr 23, 2016 4:43 pm |
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The Finance Minister is Monsieur Croupier.
Fifi LaBonq is the most famous adult movie star in the country.
The feud between the Pinot-Noir and Pinot-Gris clans outdoes the Montagues and the Capulets. |
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Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE
x5 x2 x 246
x 5 - Oyenka Chidinma Lagos-Cotonou; Dickyboi Lagos-Accra; Femmy Lagos-Porto Novo; "Woody" Accra-Singapore; Henry Philip Abuja-Natitingou w/MG & DSW
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MuzunguTheHuntress
419Eater is my life
Joined: 16 Jan 2012
Posts: 459
Location: The nether reaches of lad hell
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Sun Apr 24, 2016 6:05 am |
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The big national holiday could be Ban de Vendange. No matter their cépage, they gather around the presidential palace, Barrique, and dance the sauté until midnight. |
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Hitlad Anderson .. "you lie Gomer...........
Gomer, what the hell do you want from me, be BOLD to tell me?" (who knew .. Gomer had a sex change?)
Inept with the video splitter, romance lad Ray Robinson .. "...I have never been to Hoosgow but will like to have a trip there on day." <laddie, I hope to help you with that.  >
Anderson: ask the Doc if my perfect sperm can make you pregnant and i wont fail. (to my character's recent surgery - a hysterectomy.)
'abeg' challenged "David Nelson", worlds most inept romance lad: se u won dey abuse me ni?? (from english to laddish in 2.5 seconds.)
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vonpaso xlura
Baiting Guru
Joined: 10 Apr 2011
Posts: 13781
Location: Bertcad, Lojbanistan
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Sun Apr 24, 2016 12:10 pm |
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Justice Quiche is from the southern port city, Quiche Maillard. |
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×12 ×3 ×3
unwashed
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Accra - SH Cotonou
you are a fake people so do not ever write to me again.
Am mad at you right now ... Am tired of your questions ... Am sick and tire you and your bank
Nigerian pig . go swallow a grenade idiot. Boko Haram will solve your problem idiot .
you are big fool by send a fake payment information and never you contact me again asshole .
your passgae bearing your ATM CATD ... Ant Terrorist Certificate ... legal verterbrate ... expartiate your meaning ... gets to your dwaignted address ... successful ofghw transfer |
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Inspector Gadget
Angel of unrealistic meetings
Joined: 20 Feb 2007
Posts: 6259
Location: Trumpton
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Sun Apr 24, 2016 2:47 pm |
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OOO, I met him once, he was with his wife, Meetan Tooveg. |
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Co bait with Jayhawk and VJD. Stanley's bottle tour Aba to Lagos
Team Hector, airport in installments and St Louis to Kayes
Halil, Cotonou to Accra
+ Precious 10/08/11
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grown up man like him, still doing all this shit games - Stanley, (he doesn't like Parcel Direct)
You again do the strange reflections stuffed with drugs? - Natalia
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Pastor Frank
Baiting Guru
Joined: 31 Jan 2007
Posts: 12237
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Sun Apr 24, 2016 3:05 pm |
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| Meetan Tooveg. |
She was involved in the omlette du fromage scandal of '64, correct? |
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oscarpiles
#1 Moderator
Joined: 13 Apr 2012
Posts: 6776
Location: Sec tarnfuseslking with Fae and she co
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Sun Apr 24, 2016 9:34 pm |
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Why is this Thread making me Hungry? |
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ufffffffffffffffffffffffff - Outlander
F*ck you ass all – Jerry Asshat
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Mattaz
Baiting Guru
Joined: 02 Jan 2015
Posts: 2075
Location: I'm on my way from happiness to misery with you
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MuzunguTheHuntress
419Eater is my life
Joined: 16 Jan 2012
Posts: 459
Location: The nether reaches of lad hell
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Mon Apr 25, 2016 5:53 am |
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^^^^^ Weird Al before coffee. Thou art a proponent of cruel and unusual punishment. I think I prefer sauté. |
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Hitlad Anderson .. "you lie Gomer...........
Gomer, what the hell do you want from me, be BOLD to tell me?" (who knew .. Gomer had a sex change?)
Inept with the video splitter, romance lad Ray Robinson .. "...I have never been to Hoosgow but will like to have a trip there on day." <laddie, I hope to help you with that. >
Anderson: ask the Doc if my perfect sperm can make you pregnant and i wont fail. (to my character's recent surgery - a hysterectomy.)
'abeg' challenged "David Nelson", worlds most inept romance lad: se u won dey abuse me ni?? (from english to laddish in 2.5 seconds.)
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Rowan
Elite Baiter
Joined: 15 Feb 2013
Posts: 1348
Location: In the back room, being naughty
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Mon Apr 25, 2016 7:46 am |
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The region of Mille Crepe produces some of the best desserts around. The famous baker Pierre d'Escargot has a famous boulangerie in a town there. He's a bit slow on the uptake, but the man sure can make an eclair. |
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"If You can't figure out the scanner find someone smart to do it ok?"
"KISS YOUR INHERITANCE GOOD BYT DUMP ASS"
"its [wo]men like you who truly ruin my days."
"Do you realize that you have pushed me to tears?"
"I pray you die of horrible disease in Jesus name for wasting my time. The is serious business." |
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Pastor Frank
Baiting Guru
Joined: 31 Jan 2007
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Mon Apr 25, 2016 12:08 pm |
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Inspector Gadget
Angel of unrealistic meetings
Joined: 20 Feb 2007
Posts: 6259
Location: Trumpton
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Mon Apr 25, 2016 12:46 pm |
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I saw the S car go, it was driven by R Peltart. Seen heading towards Sandwich |
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x2 Co bait with Rumbero Sao Tome island to Gabon van donation
Co bait with Jayhawk and VJD. Stanley's bottle tour Aba to Lagos
Team Hector, airport in installments and St Louis to Kayes
Halil, Cotonou to Accra
+ Precious 10/08/11
x8 x34 x 73
grown up man like him, still doing all this shit games - Stanley, (he doesn't like Parcel Direct)
You again do the strange reflections stuffed with drugs? - Natalia
x3 Hector 24/1/13 Moses 15th Oct 2011
x 2Mick Ole 11th Sept 2014-16 Asare Akuffo start 4th Aug 2014 |
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17388
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Mon Apr 25, 2016 1:28 pm |
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Sandwich is between Jambon and Fromage.
It's not well regarded by the upper crust, who prefer to spend time in Baguette and Croissant. |
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Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE
x5 x2 x 246
x 5 - Oyenka Chidinma Lagos-Cotonou; Dickyboi Lagos-Accra; Femmy Lagos-Porto Novo; "Woody" Accra-Singapore; Henry Philip Abuja-Natitingou w/MG & DSW
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Pastor Frank
Baiting Guru
Joined: 31 Jan 2007
Posts: 12237
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Mon Apr 25, 2016 3:34 pm |
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Don't be a tart and flambé Sandwich. |
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Rowan
Elite Baiter
Joined: 15 Feb 2013
Posts: 1348
Location: In the back room, being naughty
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Mon Apr 25, 2016 8:21 pm |
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x 134 known, lost count since then -- thanks to Dharma for this one.
x 188
A.Z. 2013-2015
"If You can't figure out the scanner find someone smart to do it ok?"
"KISS YOUR INHERITANCE GOOD BYT DUMP ASS"
"its [wo]men like you who truly ruin my days."
"Do you realize that you have pushed me to tears?"
"I pray you die of horrible disease in Jesus name for wasting my time. The is serious business." |
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Pastor Frank
Baiting Guru
Joined: 31 Jan 2007
Posts: 12237
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Mon Apr 25, 2016 10:07 pm |
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^ You will roux the day... ::shakes fist:: |
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Capone
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Joined: 16 Feb 2013
Posts: 10596
Location: Blackacre
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Tue Apr 26, 2016 10:14 am |
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How dare Monsieur Croque flambe a rival! |
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17388
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Tue Apr 26, 2016 10:59 am |
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Sacre Bleu and sapristi bompette! How dare you flamber a Sommelier noble without payment of leather guineas! |
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Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE
x5 x2 x 246
x 5 - Oyenka Chidinma Lagos-Cotonou; Dickyboi Lagos-Accra; Femmy Lagos-Porto Novo; "Woody" Accra-Singapore; Henry Philip Abuja-Natitingou w/MG & DSW
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Pastor Frank
Baiting Guru
Joined: 31 Jan 2007
Posts: 12237
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Tue Apr 26, 2016 11:07 am |
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| How dare Monsieur Croque flambe a rival! |
Don't be saucy with me, Bearnaise.
This line is unashamedly stolen from Mel Brooks, given the context, I think he will forgive me. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WP30E1eWXXI |
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Inspector Gadget
Angel of unrealistic meetings
Joined: 20 Feb 2007
Posts: 6259
Location: Trumpton
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Tue Apr 26, 2016 3:05 pm |
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She comes from Salami on Rye, explains a lot. |
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x2 Co bait with Rumbero Sao Tome island to Gabon van donation
Co bait with Jayhawk and VJD. Stanley's bottle tour Aba to Lagos
Team Hector, airport in installments and St Louis to Kayes
Halil, Cotonou to Accra
+ Precious 10/08/11
x8 x34 x 73
grown up man like him, still doing all this shit games - Stanley, (he doesn't like Parcel Direct)
You again do the strange reflections stuffed with drugs? - Natalia
x3 Hector 24/1/13 Moses 15th Oct 2011
x 2Mick Ole 11th Sept 2014-16 Asare Akuffo start 4th Aug 2014 |
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Pastor Frank
Baiting Guru
Joined: 31 Jan 2007
Posts: 12237
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Tue Apr 26, 2016 5:55 pm |
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| Salami |
I don't get it, they used to be such a hard and cultured people. IIRC they were used as truffle hunters in the 12th Century before the great Tomme de Savoie plague of 1153. They had such a rich and proud tradition. |
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