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Bankster
Baiting Guru
Joined: 22 Jun 2007
Posts: 2239
Location: Gone for a while.
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Thu Mar 03, 2016 7:08 pm |
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Hello! It's me, Bankster. If like me you've been here for much longer than nine out of ten doctors would recommend if someone bothered to ask them, you probably remember the famous GOAT-WOW auction. If you're a relative newbie, no worries! Read the original auction thread for more info and check out the testimonials to see for yourself what the GOAT-WOW can do. It's amazing!
Since only 20 have ever been made and only 11 have ever been sold, you probably don't own one.
Well, it's your lucky day! My GOAT-WOW is looking for a new place to stay. She's still as beautiful as on the first day and as cuddly as a quilt can be. She's just not happy with my new minimalistic lifestyle and deserves better than being stored in a cold, dark box for who knows how many years. That's why she's looking for a new place to stay.
Since nothing worth having comes free, I've obtained jose_cuervo's permission to auction her off. All proceeds go towards keeping 419eater.com and scamwarners.com running.
Just like the original auction, opening bid is USD 25.00 or the equivalent in gold dust, with a $5.00 minimum bid to raise, payable to 419eater.com via the donation system. Cheques and blackened dollar bills not accepted.
Shipping is free - all I need is a postal address. It's up to you whether to have her sent to your home or a trusted third party. (I'm trustworthy, but of course that's exactly what I'd say if I weren't.)
This is how it works:
You PM me your bid. If you're the highest bidder, I'll let you know. If somebody outbids you, I'll PM you so you can in turn outbid that bastard. The name of the current highest bidder will continuously be posted in this thread.
The auction ends on Sunday the 13th around 18:00 GMT or whenever I can be arsed to read my PMs.
The winner of the auction is Merry Widow.
And this is what you'll get:
Goat #3 from her best side:
Certificate of authenticity (lacking the RSOT so probably fake):
Depending on the mood I'm in, I may also throw in any of the following at no additional cost:
- some Swiss chocolate (which is so much better than Belgian chocolate),
- a glow-in-the-dark condom that may or may not have had a small hole poked in it,
- an autographed Dr Pepper,
- assorted toenail clippings,
- a cute plush flower that plays Happy Birthday when you squeeze its leaf,
- anything the dog brought into the house without permission.
Place your bid now to become the proud owner of an original, one-of-a-kind, handmade GOAT-WOW! Not only will it make you wildly popular with people of both genders, it'll also improve your love life, stimulate your digestion and make that itch on your private parts disappear. Don't pass up on this golden opportunity!
ETA: If Branwen wins, she'll get the toenail clippings. |
_________________ Whoever said you can't touch happiness has never petted a dog.
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Mortal
Baiting Guru
Joined: 02 Jul 2009
Posts: 3473
Location: Smarter than your smartphone™
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Thu Mar 03, 2016 7:14 pm |
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is WU acceptable form of payment? |
_________________ x87 x5
Ugly Duckling with Mountain Goat and Osazee : Cameroon -> Nigeria
Paul with Just Cold: Benin -> Lagos -> Abuja
George: Accra -> Togo I really want to do business with you, because i know you are an Angel send to rescue me by God.
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GOD PUNISH YOU, GOD PUNISH YOU, GOD PUNISH YOU. Mr. Olisa
Every night a phonecall from you, you talk rubbish. Mr. Olisa
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Bankster
Baiting Guru
Joined: 22 Jun 2007
Posts: 2239
Location: Gone for a while.
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Thu Mar 03, 2016 7:16 pm |
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I suppose it depends on whether there are additional security questions to be answered or pictures to be taken. |
_________________ Whoever said you can't touch happiness has never petted a dog.
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Mortal
Baiting Guru
Joined: 02 Jul 2009
Posts: 3473
Location: Smarter than your smartphone™
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Thu Mar 03, 2016 7:30 pm |
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There always are, I figure you'd know the operational security by now. |
_________________ x87 x5
Ugly Duckling with Mountain Goat and Osazee : Cameroon -> Nigeria
Paul with Just Cold: Benin -> Lagos -> Abuja
George: Accra -> Togo I really want to do business with you, because i know you are an Angel send to rescue me by God.
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GOD PUNISH YOU, GOD PUNISH YOU, GOD PUNISH YOU. Mr. Olisa
Every night a phonecall from you, you talk rubbish. Mr. Olisa
Juan's hidden fries! |
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jose_cuervo
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Mar 2006
Posts: 8175
Location: Packing Vaseline in my frilly boots, I can’t help if it gets in other places.
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Thu Mar 03, 2016 7:47 pm |
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I'm jose_cuervo, and I approve this message. |
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B8er
Associate Boomdazzler
Joined: 16 Feb 2009
Posts: 13625
Location: In self-isolation practicing social distancing
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Thu Mar 03, 2016 8:18 pm |
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Bankster wrote: |
stored in a cold, dark box |
Much like jose himself
Bankster wrote: |
an autographed Dr Pepper, |
If I am the winning bidder can I just have the Dr Pepper? |
_________________ "I DENOUNCE THE MUFFIN MEN" - Ma Kim
"YOU ARE WALKING DEAD MAN. YOUR WOODEN COFFIN IS READY TO SWALLOW YOU AND YOUR DIRTY GENERATION"
"all chaps are ass-less by design otherwise they just be leather pants" - jose_cuervo
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x 4 x 1746 x 1904 - Fake cheques: $4,392,620.83
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Branwen
Baiting Guru
Joined: 18 Oct 2008
Posts: 4771
Location: Down on the (Playmobil) farm
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Thu Mar 03, 2016 8:30 pm |
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I am the happy owner of one of the nine which didn't go to the auction. It hangs on my wall, and I can tell you that these quilts are big, and they are beautiful - and are really worth bidding for.
And Bankster is a good chap too. Even if he doesn't know that Belgian chocolate is far far better than Swiss. |
_________________ x14
It is your first time to use western union so therefore none can blame you. It is always like this at the first experience. - Yes lad, and at the second, and the third... you'll see.
I don't want to guess the number - But, lad, isn't that the best fun to be had with MoneyGram reference numbers? |
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jose_cuervo
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Mar 2006
Posts: 8175
Location: Packing Vaseline in my frilly boots, I can’t help if it gets in other places.
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Thu Mar 03, 2016 8:32 pm |
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I donated my goat to an un-named member, years ago. I'm getting a goat back!
Put my name next to it, Bankster. You have a PM.
Sure, I could just bait mrs_cuervo into making me another one, but I fear it would be much harder this time around, as she's already been baited once. |
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Bankster
Baiting Guru
Joined: 22 Jun 2007
Posts: 2239
Location: Gone for a while.
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Thu Mar 03, 2016 8:36 pm |
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Even if he doesn't know that Belgian chocolate is far far better than Swiss. |
Lies! How much did Caligula pay you for posting that? |
_________________ Whoever said you can't touch happiness has never petted a dog.
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Padme
Moderator
Joined: 27 May 2005
Posts: 7433
Location: The Rebel Base
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Thu Mar 03, 2016 8:41 pm |
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I've been baiting as a jihadist too long... I've started to develop a love for goats.
Bid completed... o |
_________________ "Your knife will surely cut off your head trust me. Useless man zombie."
"Shege danburuba, your end has come. The spirit of all the people you kill is after you now and you can not excape it. See you in hell dan esika."
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Akure>Kano -Amos
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Bankster
Baiting Guru
Joined: 22 Jun 2007
Posts: 2239
Location: Gone for a while.
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Thu Mar 03, 2016 8:45 pm |
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This has gotten very interesting way faster than I anticipated.
@B8er, I never said the can was full. |
_________________ Whoever said you can't touch happiness has never petted a dog.
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Padme
Moderator
Joined: 27 May 2005
Posts: 7433
Location: The Rebel Base
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Thu Mar 03, 2016 11:16 pm |
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Bankster wrote: |
The current high bidder is Padme. |
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_________________ "Your knife will surely cut off your head trust me. Useless man zombie."
"Shege danburuba, your end has come. The spirit of all the people you kill is after you now and you can not excape it. See you in hell dan esika."
x2 x6 x2 Acra>Sngpre Acra>Dkr>Rsso>Bmko>Kpndo>Ctnu -Team Woody
Akure>Kano -Amos
x8 x2 Owerri>Maiduguri>Owerri>Lagos>Lomé>Bmko>Kolokani Bmko>Nioro>Bmko>Timbuktu>Bmko>Youri Bmko>Mauritania>Kidira>Dakar>Jail -Team Godwin
's - assorted West Africa safaris, Cyril w/ Spindrift, France-Dublin w/ DSW
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Capone
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Joined: 16 Feb 2013
Posts: 10596
Location: Blackacre
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Fri Mar 04, 2016 1:51 am |
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Vintage goat-so cool! |
_________________ X 73 Eco-friendly sty under construction
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Fake law firm sites killed x3
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Tsnerd
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 14 Jul 2005
Posts: 41
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Fri Mar 04, 2016 10:26 am |
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Mrs. Cuervo truly did a great job on the quilts - to whomever wins the bid: It will be well worth it!
I am somewhat disappointed by the lack of mandatory Jell-O wrestling in the bidding process, though. |
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Fakers: many, many, lots; an SSL and a couple of Resellers.
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B8er
Associate Boomdazzler
Joined: 16 Feb 2009
Posts: 13625
Location: In self-isolation practicing social distancing
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Fri Mar 04, 2016 11:16 am |
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^^^ If you and jose want to Jell-O wrestle then don't let us stop you. |
_________________ "I DENOUNCE THE MUFFIN MEN" - Ma Kim
"YOU ARE WALKING DEAD MAN. YOUR WOODEN COFFIN IS READY TO SWALLOW YOU AND YOUR DIRTY GENERATION"
"all chaps are ass-less by design otherwise they just be leather pants" - jose_cuervo
x 5
x 335 🚽
x 4 x 1746 x 1904 - Fake cheques: $4,392,620.83
Team Woody - Ghana to Singapore - 11535km |
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Padme
Moderator
Joined: 27 May 2005
Posts: 7433
Location: The Rebel Base
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Posted:
Fri Mar 04, 2016 2:17 pm |
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I'm one day closer to that goat...
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_________________ "Your knife will surely cut off your head trust me. Useless man zombie."
"Shege danburuba, your end has come. The spirit of all the people you kill is after you now and you can not excape it. See you in hell dan esika."
x2 x6 x2 Acra>Sngpre Acra>Dkr>Rsso>Bmko>Kpndo>Ctnu -Team Woody
Akure>Kano -Amos
x8 x2 Owerri>Maiduguri>Owerri>Lagos>Lomé>Bmko>Kolokani Bmko>Nioro>Bmko>Timbuktu>Bmko>Youri Bmko>Mauritania>Kidira>Dakar>Jail -Team Godwin
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jose_cuervo
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Mar 2006
Posts: 8175
Location: Packing Vaseline in my frilly boots, I can’t help if it gets in other places.
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Fri Mar 04, 2016 7:19 pm |
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Well that escalated quickly.
And mods don't jello wrestle, we prefer mayonnaise. |
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Huntsman
Elite Baiter
Joined: 06 Jan 2015
Posts: 1020
Location: Beats me, How did I get here?
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Fri Mar 04, 2016 7:29 pm |
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^ Is that going to a Pay Per View event? |
_________________ My First one.
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My First one.
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"I am a ranked Drilldo, and as you may know, its a very secretive one." Drilldo-Captin James Hall
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N.O.R.A
Baiting Guru
Joined: 17 Feb 2008
Posts: 2358
Location: Enjoying all the love from Africa.
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Fri Mar 04, 2016 7:50 pm |
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Hello, I'm N.O.R.A and I found this forum because I was looking for a nice pair of red shoes on the Internet. |
_________________ "I JUST WANT TO HEAR YOUR VOICE,IT WILL DO A LOT OF WONDERS TO MY BODY" [Lad being baited since May 2009]
"Yes,Miss N0ra is a prostitute,a slut and a professional harlot." [Another Lad, being baited since May 2009, to one of my characters]
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"set him straight first on the pimple soaps and cleansers,then suggest the other..
we don't want a pimpley,less wrinkly botoxed man running loose" [SlapHappy]
My Mentor is a young, hot, sexy man or woman.
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Justcold
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Joined: 27 Dec 2011
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Location: Happy New Year!
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Fri Mar 04, 2016 8:05 pm |
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Hello N.O.R.A. |
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03/21/2019 Keep drinking Grape Nehi, JC. I will, Irish. You win this time. |
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TheDane
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Aug 2010
Posts: 5194
Location: Meanwhile, somewhere else...
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Fri Mar 04, 2016 10:03 pm |
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N!O!R!A!
Long time. |
_________________ x122 x3 x2 x2 x13
Trafalgar Square 2013
Goat Milk Lad 2012-13:
Lagos-Ouagadougou-Arbinda Warri-Yaoundé
I AM A FOOL AND I AM SO DISAPPOINTED - Brother Okei AKA Goat Milk Lad
I do not wish my enemy what I have experienced and this humiliation you are putting me through - Rushforth (on behalf of Dharma & Dr Mike) |
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SlapHappy
Baiting Guru
Joined: 15 May 2006
Posts: 9612
Location: Floating up and down with happiness.
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Fri Mar 04, 2016 10:05 pm |
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As one almost owner, but temporary caretaker of bravo95's Goat-WOW quilt, I just want to make one comment.
If you win the bid, immediately unbox it and hang "her" on the wall.
Why?
Because the constant bleating until you do will keep the entire family awake all night, and ruin your popularity. If you are too ashamed to admit where you got it and what exactly "your so-called friends here" do, then don't bid at all. You are not Goat-WOW worthy.
Hi, my favorite mentee, N.O.R.A.
You been stredded in N. Korea again? Glad to see you broke out if only for a short time. |
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Capone
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Joined: 16 Feb 2013
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Location: Blackacre
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Sat Mar 05, 2016 11:23 am |
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N.O.O.A! Welcome back-pull up a lad as well as a quilt! |
_________________ X 73 Eco-friendly sty under construction
x 116
Fake law firm sites killed x3
500 in 6-walked
x4
Atlanta-Las Vegas -Seattle-San Diego-Seattle 2.0Atlanta-Jackson Hole, WY, Atlanta-Aspen, CO-with Juan
Ghana-Bouake with Choppa and Dr. Mike
Courtesy of SH Ivory Coast!
Accra-Lome with Choppa
Ghana-Burkina Faso with Choppah
-Accra-Singapore Team Woody
"no! no no money!!! all this was not true! .. "- vlad rant
" i have complained to those who think life is a comedy to those who feel life is a tragedy. " Mr. Pekkar's Problem
Go Gold! |
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Padme
Moderator
Joined: 27 May 2005
Posts: 7433
Location: The Rebel Base
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Posted:
Sat Mar 05, 2016 9:11 pm |
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Another day closer to that goat....
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_________________ "Your knife will surely cut off your head trust me. Useless man zombie."
"Shege danburuba, your end has come. The spirit of all the people you kill is after you now and you can not excape it. See you in hell dan esika."
x2 x6 x2 Acra>Sngpre Acra>Dkr>Rsso>Bmko>Kpndo>Ctnu -Team Woody
Akure>Kano -Amos
x8 x2 Owerri>Maiduguri>Owerri>Lagos>Lomé>Bmko>Kolokani Bmko>Nioro>Bmko>Timbuktu>Bmko>Youri Bmko>Mauritania>Kidira>Dakar>Jail -Team Godwin
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Bankster
Baiting Guru
Joined: 22 Jun 2007
Posts: 2239
Location: Gone for a while.
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Sat Mar 05, 2016 9:21 pm |
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Hello NORA! It's good to see you. I'm afraid there are no red shoes, but could I interest you in an obscenely exclusive goat quilt? |
_________________ Whoever said you can't touch happiness has never petted a dog.
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