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Posted: Thu Feb 18, 2016 5:51 pm

I couldn't find if this one had been shared yet. I like it because it's not profane, slightly religious in nature, and difficult for the lads to comprehend.

If you need to stall with a nice gentle insult, try the Lutheran Insulter!

http://ergofabulous.org/luther/

Posted: Thu Feb 18, 2016 7:13 pm

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What bilgewater of heresies has ever been spoken so heretically as what you have said?

Most lads don't even understand plain English insults, so I'm sure fun can be had with this.

Posted: Thu Feb 18, 2016 8:40 pm

Nice find, Kitty! Very Happy

Posted: Sat Feb 20, 2016 11:23 pm

*wanders over and clicks for an insult to try on her lad*

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You are jugglers of imaginary sins.

Actually that sounds more like something my lad would say to me. Laughing

Posted: Sat Feb 20, 2016 11:31 pm

Indicating that he's not a real man by calling him a small-small boy or a little girl, and tell him to go sit with the children usually works for me. Twisted Evil

Good insults to be reused can be found here, courtesy your friendly, neighbourhood lads:

https://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=41972
https://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=52461
https://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=61645
https://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=80810
https://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=118139
https://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=184117

Have fun. Very Happy

Posted: Sun Feb 21, 2016 2:27 am

Nice!

Posted: Sun Feb 21, 2016 3:15 am

Another insult I use is to call them beggars. I then tell them that poverty and disease is God's curse on him.

Taken from macsbaitstore.com
[quote]What I know about 419 Scammers...

1) Their spelling and command of the English language is terrible, like yours.
2) They always want you to use Western Union or Moneygram - no respectable bank or business uses this except for you.
3) They are always stupid, smelly, savages [redacted]
4) They pose as lawyers, bankers, and even Directors with the United Nations, like you.
5) They quote God and religion a lot, even know they are going to Hell, like you are.
6) They claim to be getting back at the "white man" for injustices done to them, but the truth is that they will steal from anyone of any race, religion, creed, and color, like you would.
7) They often have sex with goats, monkeys, and their own parents, like you do.
Cool

They are the lowest form of life on the planet and have the intelligence of a 5-year old retarded child, like you do.
9) They strongly resemble gorillas but they smell even worse, like you do.
10) [redacted as it touches on race and nationality][quote/]

Posted: Sun Feb 21, 2016 12:51 pm

^ Playing on race and nationality is not cool, bro.

Posted: Sun Feb 21, 2016 12:57 pm

^^^
I said I didn't write that, but I see what you mean, I'll remove some of the content that touch on race.

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You poisonous loudmouth!

Thanks for sharing this, it's fun!

Trophy Videos · Posted: Thu Apr 07, 2016 6:21 am

Nice link, Kitty. I have tons of ATM card lads that might enjoy these when the transaction goes all sour-pussed. Bookmarked. Smile

"You have been fired by your boss, Mr, Gomer, and he told me you are now cleaning public toilets in Festac Town," always gets a nice reaction.
Or, "You cannot do your job right! Go sit with the women in the pepper soup kitchen."

Posted: Thu Apr 07, 2016 9:43 am

Simply telling a Lad to shut up (or as they say, "shurrup") can get a reaction.

I recall a hotel manager who refused to send me the bill I was supposed to pay hanging up when I said, "You don't run a hotel! It's a fucking lost dogs' home!"

Posted: Thu Apr 07, 2016 10:10 am

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Otu nne gi! Ole oshi, onye ara oh, chineke kpokwa gi oku!

They don't like being told that they are a grave disappointment to their parents despite said parents being drunks and/or robbers. Telling them that their lineage will end forever goes over badly, and implying that God hates them and will presently blow them up/crush them/burn them/have them hanged always raises the temper nicely.
Telling them outright that their career choice is beyond their abilities and that they should go and steal okadas or commit armed robbery like their father works well.

We've got thousands of unhappy lads in the insulting mass bait threads. After a while the language becomes clear (er).

Posted: Thu Apr 07, 2016 10:34 am

I love the link. You would be surprised at how upsettled they can get my just merely calling them, "silly."

Posted: Thu Apr 07, 2016 10:42 am

Comparing them to small children or women usually goes down well Smile

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Racist crap removed as it does not comply with our rules - MM

Posted: Mon Apr 11, 2016 5:53 pm

Areopagiticus I do indeed find your post insulting although not in the manner that is being discussed here. Care to expand upon the subject as I'm a bit confused?

Posted: Mon Apr 11, 2016 6:16 pm

^^^I doubt the racist dumbass will be able to come up with an answer. I've reported the moron's post.

Posted: Mon Apr 11, 2016 6:43 pm

From the 419Eater book of rules

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Racist, homophobic and other narrow-minded remarks or links to such sites or material are expressly forbidden. We will delete any remarks we consider offensive, and we make absolutely no apologies for doing so.

No ifs, no buts.

Areopagiticus - your post will be deleted. If you don't want to play by our rules I suggest that you go elsewhere.

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