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Justcold
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Thu Jan 14, 2016 9:29 pm |
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Yes, yes. I know this is early, but .....
The extra time can be used for
new members to figure out what this is all about (and run).
getting that perfect (lad written) Valentine Day card for the lady or gentleman of their choice.
Juan can learn french.
Jose can polish his frilly boots.
Ima can tease all of us until she settles in with Juan.
bware, Capone and Firef1y can load their respective weapons.
Irish can get all the Nehi Grape soda he needs.
B8er can break it off with his goat.
and on and on and on.
One month is perfect ...imho.
and last year for reference ...
https://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=260262&highlight=valentines |
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Ima Baeder
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Thu Jan 14, 2016 9:44 pm |
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A month away? I don't know if we have that kind of stamina, or the attention span, Justcold. 
Please note: If anyone starts a stupid fishing trip/boycott Valentine's day thread, I will break your fingers. |
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Justcold
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Thu Jan 14, 2016 9:53 pm |
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Let's hope so ..... |
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jose_cuervo
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Joined: 01 Mar 2006
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Location: Packing Vaseline in my frilly boots, I can’t help if it gets in other places.
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Thu Jan 14, 2016 10:05 pm |
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Cool. I can start working on my sweet dance moves.
Although.. I'm not sure I've fully recovered from last year. |
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Esox lucius
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Thu Jan 14, 2016 11:35 pm |
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Oh no! Not another four weeks of cyberlovers bullshit to endure 
JC, there is some/one/thing out there in that swamp that loves you! |
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Justcold
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Thu Jan 14, 2016 11:40 pm |
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^ Poor ol' gar .....refer to the last four years, sigh.
PM your uncle Papi and mayhap I will give you a few pointers. |
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Esox lucius
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Fri Jan 15, 2016 1:05 am |
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Four years? Well it's your problem to sort out - just keep in touch with yourself mate, or get a Mentor  |
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Justcold
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B8er
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After that time in the public library and the resulting restraining order, he's no longer allowed to do that. |
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username1939
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Anyone fancy a hunting trip? Plenty of beers available |
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Rowan
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Joined: 15 Feb 2013
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Location: In the back room, being naughty
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Fri Jan 15, 2016 8:49 am |
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Valentine's Day. . . .  The only thing I like about it is the chocolate. |
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bware419ers
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Nailgunner
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Fri Jan 15, 2016 12:50 pm |
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| JC, there is some/one/thing out there in that swamp that loves you! |
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fixed tags for the n00b - jc |
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firehouse5
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Justcold
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Fri Jan 15, 2016 6:19 pm |
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Poor first day people ....where is Ts when you need him? 
Rowan makes an appearance just to bring rain ....shame on you Red. You just need some proper wooage. (Yes, that is a word.)
With the exception of FH5 (nice start noob), our mods are not in the proper mood ....yet. Ima and Juan will sort you all out.
Hunting?? Well, I suppose there is some bloodsport involved in this ...
B8er ...
get yourself a big glass.
Jose starts out this way every year, but soon settles down to some proper wooing.
Come on gents ....pick your poison and start your woo. |
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bware419ers
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As I recall, the boys did a pretty piss poor job last year, except for the saccharine wooing of KOD by jose.  |
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irishemigrant
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Ok JC, stop sending those fish fisting pictures, I'll join in.
Do I have to tidy the house up, or just the essential areas?
Any willing ladies out there this year? Willing to gut pigs/clean fish and find the floor?
Well, the floor isn't a priority, yet, still headroom to the ceiling so far
I might even change the sheets on the love pit if required |
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Justcold
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Fri Jan 15, 2016 9:01 pm |
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^Please.
You try to rhyme in French and English.
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Ma amour, ma ami
in your arms
is where
I long to be
Exotic orchids
birds of paradise too
are all very pretty,
mais simplement
a cote de vous
Votre corps, votre contact
has made me alive
I've left my old life
and can never go back
Louis et Marie?
We don't share their fate
vous etes on pain
leave them to the cake
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Damn straight. 
Juan was Juan ...we men can but hope to be.
ETA Nina'd by that grape juice loving Irish. Good to see you though .... |
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TheLoneHaranguer
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Fri Jan 15, 2016 9:27 pm |
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| I might even change the sheets on the love pit if required |
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Merry Widow
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| Do I have to tidy the house up, or just the essential areas? |
As long as there is room to sit without sharing with the dog, I am ok.
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| Any willing ladies out there this year? Willing to gut pigs/clean fish and find the floor? |
Never gutted a pig, prefer to buy the pig and have the butcher pick it up and call me when piggy parts are all plastic sealed and boxed. Cleaned fish, didn't like it, too messy and there were still bones in the meat to be avoided. In the end, too much effort, too little return. So, no, not really interested in that step of meal preparation. How about I pull some weeds and water the veg garden instead.
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| Well, the floor isn't a priority, yet, still headroom to the ceiling so far |
So, the carpet just needs a light raking once in a while then.
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| I might even change the sheets on the love pit if required |
Use black sheets, they last longer since they don't show the stains as quickly.
So long as there isn't olives on the pizza, I'm game. |
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Justcold
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Well ...um.
That is wooing .... 
(Hi MW!)
Now rated R.
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Justcold
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Capone
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Personally, I think Big Al put forth a stellar effort-I fell for it.
It's too damn early, I think we should lock the thread.
Grump, grump. |
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