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The Monsignor
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Joined: 08 Nov 2006
Posts: 3221
Location: St Michael's Chapel
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George the Ghana Gold Scammer sent his thick-as-a-plank Uncle Opoku and a pal across Togo and into the Republic of Benin to swindle a wealthy hotelier out of tens of thousands of dollars.
Wait! The deal didn't work out?
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"You are a thief. You are a bandit"
"You are a proper liar, let me tell you"
"God will set you on fire. He will burn you"
"Me, I am a Bushman. You are a Thief man."
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Accra to Cotonou
George was foolish enough to momentarily turn his webcam on
ITINERARY:
Sunday 3 January am. Uncle Opoku departs Ghana for the Republic of Benin, travelling with his broda Paul.
Sunday 3 January pm. After an 8 hour bus journey, they arrive in Cotonou and stay somewhere.
Monday 4 January. Just about everything that could go wrong for the Lads, does.
THE AUDIO
https://soundcloud.com/scammer-saturday-10-pt2/uncle-opoku-safari-jan-16
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The Players:
Oga in Ghana: George Mensah
Travelling Lads: Uncle Opoku and Paul
Hotels Owner: Mr Geoffrey
Gold Refiner: Mr Babangoh |
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If you enjoy this work, please do post in the Thread. Everyone is welcome, new or longer-serving Baiters. This helps to keep the Thread alive. Thank you.  |
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Big Al
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Dec 2011
Posts: 5054
Location: Winter is Coming....
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Mon Jan 04, 2016 9:11 pm |
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If you ask them, They will come... LOL. |
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MuzunguTheHuntress
419Eater is my life
Joined: 16 Jan 2012
Posts: 459
Location: The nether reaches of lad hell
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Mon Jan 04, 2016 9:19 pm |
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Great job TM  you seem to be a safari machine... always with lad-Curdling results. |
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Hitlad Anderson .. "you lie Gomer...........
Gomer, what the hell do you want from me, be BOLD to tell me?" (who knew .. Gomer had a sex change?)
Inept with the video splitter, romance lad Ray Robinson .. "...I have never been to Hoosgow but will like to have a trip there on day." <laddie, I hope to help you with that.  >
Anderson: ask the Doc if my perfect sperm can make you pregnant and i wont fail. (to my character's recent surgery - a hysterectomy.)
'abeg' challenged "David Nelson", worlds most inept romance lad: se u won dey abuse me ni?? (from english to laddish in 2.5 seconds.)
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dr stephen williams
Baiting Guru
Joined: 06 Aug 2007
Posts: 16749
Location: Dreadful Hater-ville
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Mon Jan 04, 2016 9:23 pm |
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TM, you are a pith factory. Amazing! |
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FrankGarret
Master Baiter
Joined: 05 Aug 2015
Posts: 100
Location: Duncan Construction
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Mon Jan 04, 2016 9:38 pm |
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Great job TM! I am a big fan of Mr. Babangoh now  . |
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Robert Heinrich der 1.
Baiting Guru
Joined: 10 Oct 2010
Posts: 3877
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Mon Jan 04, 2016 9:38 pm |
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TM
I wrote that you are on a weird course....
january 1st: safari (ghana-chad).
january 3rd: safari in england.
please, follow that pattern, the next safari was supposed to happen on january 5th. not 4th !!! 
that disturbs all my calculations...
congratulation to your 3rd safari this yead |
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Lagos - Accra - Kasoa (and back) 2x490km Lagos - Nairobi (and back) 2x ~5000km, Nairobi - Mbiri 2x130km on easter sunday, x12 , 6x Penisprint, Dai Teatime / Anderson Frank: but have been there since about 1hr plus no sign of them and was interrogated by the police and almost arrested
Team Eze, 2 lagos - cotonou and lagos - cotonou (he hated it).
The threatening is increasing day by day with different cursed of animals, and i don't know what to do now. ---- am angry for your head |
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irishemigrant
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Joined: 22 Jul 2007
Posts: 4933
Location: 40*45' S 172* 34'E
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Mon Jan 04, 2016 10:11 pm |
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Are you using pron star actresses photos as bait?
Congratulations TM, you may be put on a 1,000mile handicap soon |
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SeniorNet NZ Local Branch ongoing workshops about internet scams
http://www.scamwarners.com/ For when you want to remember why we bait
Goodbye Mike (Paranoid) Friend, confidant, partner. Till we meet again.
Personal Message From The Axeman
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FrankGarret
Master Baiter
Joined: 05 Aug 2015
Posts: 100
Location: Duncan Construction
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Mon Jan 04, 2016 10:21 pm |
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Great job TM! I am a big fan of Mr. Babangoh now . |
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17388
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Mon Jan 04, 2016 10:24 pm |
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"I'll let you have it, George" - indeed you did, in your own special way...
Uncle Opoku is an unpleasant and arrogant cuss, and Paul is no better. |
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Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE
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x 5 - Oyenka Chidinma Lagos-Cotonou; Dickyboi Lagos-Accra; Femmy Lagos-Porto Novo; "Woody" Accra-Singapore; Henry Philip Abuja-Natitingou w/MG & DSW
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Mattaz
Baiting Guru
Joined: 02 Jan 2015
Posts: 2075
Location: I'm on my way from happiness to misery with you
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Mon Jan 04, 2016 10:29 pm |
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Amazing! You just keep them coming. |
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Discombobulated lass
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 04 Jan 2016
Posts: 702
Location: Feeding the cat
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Mon Jan 04, 2016 10:38 pm |
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Ow could it all go so horribly wrong. Surely it was a 100% risky free trip another brilliant safari. Made my day. |
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The_Boobs
419Eater is my life
Joined: 02 Feb 2007
Posts: 354
Location: Cornwall, UK
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Mon Jan 04, 2016 10:41 pm |
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An 8 hour bus journey from Accra to Cotonou sounds like a trip of a lifetime.
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17388
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Mon Jan 04, 2016 10:55 pm |
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Did Opoku say that he was 73 years old? For some reason that's like a default age for Lads. |
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Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE
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x 5 - Oyenka Chidinma Lagos-Cotonou; Dickyboi Lagos-Accra; Femmy Lagos-Porto Novo; "Woody" Accra-Singapore; Henry Philip Abuja-Natitingou w/MG & DSW
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A Skinner
Texas Lad-Saw Massacre
Joined: 16 Nov 2003
Posts: 3733
Location: Texas, USA
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Mon Jan 04, 2016 10:57 pm |
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Major league baiting once again!  |
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SINCE YOU MADE ME TO GIVE MY CAR AWAY AND ALL THE DISAPOINTMENTS YOU GAVE TO ME,WHICH MADE ME TO STOP CONTACTING YOU. PLEASE DO NOT INVOLVE ME WITH ANYTHING YOU ARE DOING WITH ANYBODY, PLEASE DONT INVOLVE ME.I DONT WANT ANYTHING THAT WILL JEOPARDIZE MY IMAGE IN THIS COUNTRY.I AM A HUMANITARIAN LAWYER.
infact am getting tired with all this speculation in this transaction, honestly if i had known that this is the kind of person you are i would not have contacted for an assistance
Urgent??? Impotent massage
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Thursten3rd
Elite Baiter
Joined: 21 Dec 2014
Posts: 1893
Location: Twilight zone outer limits
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Mon Jan 04, 2016 11:33 pm |
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I believe Mr. Smith is the most misunderstood hotel owner in African. |
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A grovelling lad is a happy lad. - My current mantra
...you cannot kill me of Innocency....! - Reverend Mark Obum
Well, is now getting to a point which you're searching for the other side of me, and if you don,t reason well, you will surely see it from me. - Steve Jobs, Commander in Chief |
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dwatina
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Feb 2010
Posts: 7164
Location: Home of the Orangemen! Friends call me Doc
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Mon Jan 04, 2016 11:51 pm |
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Yay!!! Off to listen to the calls. |
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Capone
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Joined: 16 Feb 2013
Posts: 10596
Location: Blackacre
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Mon Jan 04, 2016 11:57 pm |
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I totally lost it laughing on this one! Brilliant, Britannicus and TM! |
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500 in 6-walked
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Atlanta-Las Vegas -Seattle-San Diego-Seattle 2.0Atlanta-Jackson Hole, WY, Atlanta-Aspen, CO-with Juan
Ghana-Bouake with Choppa and Dr. Mike
Courtesy of SH Ivory Coast!
Accra-Lome with Choppa
Ghana-Burkina Faso with Choppah
-Accra-Singapore Team Woody
"no! no no money!!! all this was not true! .. "- vlad rant
" i have complained to those who think life is a comedy to those who feel life is a tragedy. " Mr. Pekkar's Problem
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kishnabe
Wannabe Baiter
Joined: 17 Aug 2014
Posts: 93
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Tue Jan 05, 2016 1:00 am |
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Britannicus
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 28 Jan 2015
Posts: 45
Location: Grammer School
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Tue Jan 05, 2016 1:07 am |
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Listen to dem, listen to dem, listen to dem! |
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<a href="http://tinyurl.com/zg3zsrn"> James & Bismark: Ghana - S@fari Hotel Abuja </a> "Dis hotel you sent me to ... it is in di bush!"
<a href="http://tinyurl.com/pzgnuvm"> Gilbert: Ghana - Chad (Detained & Deported) </a> "Dey told me dat your hotel does not exist, dat dere is no such hotel in Abeche." |
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Padfoot
419Eater is my life
Joined: 15 Jul 2012
Posts: 411
Location: Surplus email heaven
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Tue Jan 05, 2016 1:39 am |
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TM, I am, so, so impressed.  |
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"Honestly I Love you and I do think of you as you think of me. Far from it that I am only interested in your money, No it is a lie." - Kelly
"I believe srtongly in the adage that says ''A word is enough for the wise''. Hence,if you believe in what I told you in my previous email to you then you should follow my insturctions and do what I told you, if not; then follow your heart." - Dr W. Kabore
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dementedman
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 24 Dec 2012
Posts: 699
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Tue Jan 05, 2016 2:58 am |
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Big X
Baiting Guru
Joined: 14 Nov 2012
Posts: 23946
Location: Stalag Luft III
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Tue Jan 05, 2016 3:17 am |
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Amazing work again Monsignor and Britannicus! The regularity at which you're getting lads to travel is incredible. Keep it up, I enjoy listening to you stringing them along on the calls, and of course the rants are priceless once the lads realize they've been fooled. |
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Rev Ozzy: Warri-Lome-Cotonou
Woody: Accra-Singapore
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bobbybobby
Elite Baiter
Joined: 17 Jun 2015
Posts: 1942
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Tue Jan 05, 2016 3:38 am |
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With service like that I have no idea why these lads are so ungrateful 
Another outstanding job all round.... |
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Mr. Labowski
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Sep 2013
Posts: 2210
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Tue Jan 05, 2016 3:47 am |
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Once again, a gold deal fall apart for Geoff. Will he ever get a chance to buy some gold? |
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Ghana > Bouake Accra > Abidjan > Divo 14-days <a href="https://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=255631&postdays=0&postorder=asc&start=0">"I slept by de roadside!"</a> Bamako > Abidjan > Bouake Lagos > Lome Birmingham > Looe Cambridge > Looe
Accra > Bouake > Korhogo (Eric & Franklin) 56-days <a href="https://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=272042&postdays=0&postorder=asc&start=0">"Uzumbo and his gang will kill us here!"</a> Accra > Abuja
Accra > Abuja > Jos > Bauchi > Gombe > Biu > Maiduguri (Eric & Franklin) 40-days
Lagos > Yaounde (Team Humphere) Abuja > Niamey (Archie) "You are circuit of psychological derail bastards"
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Stealth Boat
Likes to watch
Joined: 23 Oct 2015
Posts: 235
Location: Don't know? Good stealth, huh?
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Tue Jan 05, 2016 4:21 am |
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TM & Britannicus -- Brilliant! Such service deserves knighthood... I'll speak with Her Majesty in the morning. |
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