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The Monsignor
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Joined: 08 Nov 2006
Posts: 3221
Location: St Michael's Chapel
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Fri Jan 01, 2016 7:52 pm |
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Dear old Gilbert the Gold Scammer. He spent 3 months, saving up his $2500 USD return flight fare from Accra to Chad. It would be worth it, as he planned to scam his 2 victims out of $624 000 USD. Sadly, on landing at N'Djamena airport, the police were waiting for him...
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"I am at N'Djamena airport now. I am refused entry. The Police say I have to go back"
"When I arrived I submitted a copy of the letter you gave me with the police stamp"
"They told me that your hotel does not exist, that there is no such hoteI in Abeche"
"You promised me that when I came there would be a visa for me on arrival!"
"At 0730 hrs the next day they deported me back to Ghana"
"They put me in a hotel overnight with a guard"
"They confiscated my 2 SIM cards"
"The airport police detained me"
"They even seized my phone"
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Lad's Travels
ITINERARY:
30 December, am. Gilbert is at Kotoka International Airport, Accra. The check-in staff refuse to board him until he produces a letter from his sponsor in Chad, approved by the police at N'Djamena airport. A letter is obtained and emailed to Gilbert. He is permitted to board. He flies to Lome, where he changes and boards a flight to N'Djamena, Chad.
30 December, pm. After a 7 hour journey, Gilbert lands at N'Djamena. A hostile airport police contingent is waiting for him. After interrogation, his 2 SIM cards are confiscated, he is searched from head to toe, and escorted under armed guard to a local hotel, where he spends the night.
31 December. At 0730 hrs, Gilbert is marched onto a return flight to Accra via Lome. His passport is stamped in red with a deported annotation.
THE AUDIO
https://soundcloud.com/scammer-saturday-11-pt-3/gilbert-post-one
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The Players:
Travelling Lad: Gilbert from Accra.
Chad Hotel Manager: Mr Babangoh.
Hotels Owner: Mr Geoffrey. |
Thanks to:
Britannicus, who back in September, proposed that this Bait be a Chad Safari. My sights were set only on Benin. Britannicus had realised that the huge amount of money at stake ($624 000) could be the lever to get a Lad to travel to Chad. He was right! Britannicus co-baited and put a large amount of effort into this Safari over the past 3 months, including much research and phone calls. He rightly shares this Pith Helmet.
Big Al, who was already baiting Gilbert. We realised that the more Baiters who were into the Lad, the less likely he would be to raise his flight fare himself, rather than endlessly prevaricate, believing that his 'Mugus' would soon pay. Thanks to Al for dropping Gilbert for us.
Dr Mike, who made some calls with his Chad Caller ID to Gilbert whilst he was in N'Djamena. This is always a powerful convincer to a Lad that his Mugus are really in a certain country.
NB: Please do bear in mind that Main Forum is not behind a login and that anything posted here is open to Google and other search engine crawlers. Please don't post any keywords that could lead a suspicious Lad here.
If you enjoy this work, please do post in the Thread. This helps to keep it alive. Thank you. |
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BigBeautifulBaiter
Baiting Guru
Joined: 18 Jun 2015
Posts: 6848
Location: California
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Fri Jan 01, 2016 8:01 pm |
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That is so amazing!
I hope the lad appreciates that new stamp in his passport. |
_________________ x2 x75 x8
"i never knew what that idiot charles saw in you old slot fool"
"THEY ASKING FOR ONIONS AND GRAMS WHICH IS MEANT FOR THE INITIAL DEPOSIT FEE"
"nothing good can ever come out from stupid dawn and his family" |
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Big Al
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Dec 2011
Posts: 5054
Location: Winter is Coming....
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Fri Jan 01, 2016 8:11 pm |
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I was glad to lay off Gilbert for the sake of letting you PPL give him the first go.
Great job PPL! |
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SweetPoison
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 01 Sep 2013
Posts: 604
Location: Chattin it up with the love lads
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Fri Jan 01, 2016 8:27 pm |
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Amazing team effort TM and so many great details to cause such distress to match his intentions. Truly a fun way to start the new year. |
_________________ "I've never been mad like this, you pull out the madness in me." Chris Walker
"...how did come across such irresponsible,foolish,idiotic goop scammer trying to play games on me... " Micheal Henry
"YOU FUCKING SCUMBERG LIAR" Teddy
"All your genaration are f***ing bitches and we are gonna kill everyone in your f***ing family...f***ing imposter" Johnny
"I am totally down with your pretense and ways you fooled me all along." CPG
Teddy Cole James Sgt S Rice Johnny
Mr Bello: Lagos - Cotonou - Allada - Toffo 'I will find you and all your whole team,you all will run mad that I can say...fucking retard bastard asshole'
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Robert Heinrich der 1.
Baiting Guru
Joined: 10 Oct 2010
Posts: 3877
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Fri Jan 01, 2016 8:28 pm |
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congratulations.
a wonderful end of a nice year and an even better overture for the new year.
I'm sure he liked it |
_________________ Lagos - Accra - Kasoa (and back) 2x490km Lagos - Nairobi (and back) 2x ~5000km, Nairobi - Mbiri 2x130km on easter sunday, x12 , 6x Penisprint, Dai Teatime / Anderson Frank: but have been there since about 1hr plus no sign of them and was interrogated by the police and almost arrested
Team Eze, 2 lagos - cotonou and lagos - cotonou (he hated it).
The threatening is increasing day by day with different cursed of animals, and i don't know what to do now. ---- am angry for your head |
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Juan Freizwidatt
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Joined: 18 Apr 2004
Posts: 20834
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Fri Jan 01, 2016 8:38 pm |
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2016 starts on a very high note! Nothing like lad misery to brighten a new year. |
_________________ "SATAN WILL KILL YOU . BECAUSE YOU ARE A DAUGHTER OF MERMAID"
"HOW DOES IT SOUND TO YOU THAT ANOTHER PERSON IS DEALING WITH YOU AND ASK YOU TO CONTACT ANOTHER PERSON AND NOW YOU SAID THAT YOU WANT TO DEAL WITH THE OTHER PERSON WITHOUT THE KNOWING OF THE PERSON THAT ASK YOU TO CONTACT THE OTHER PERSON"
I apologize again that I will lick the dust from your sandals - Shorty
x4: Shorty
x 16:
US lad w/Capone: ( )
- ATL>DC>ATL>Vegas>Seattle>ATL>San Diego>LA>ATL>Seattle>ATL>WY>ATL>Aspen>ATL (21K+ miles, $11K+ expenses)
Shorty w/bohigal:
- Lagos>Abidjan
Random lads:
- Douala>Korup; Lagos>Cotonou>Parakou; Cotonou>Niger border; Cotonou>Pendjari>jail in Tanguietta; Asaba>Abuja; Accra>Tamale
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bobbybobby
Elite Baiter
Joined: 17 Jun 2015
Posts: 1942
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Fri Jan 01, 2016 8:48 pm |
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OUTFREAKINSTANDING !!!!
Looking forward to listening to this later on.... |
_________________ "CHAIRMAN OF ASHAWO CLUB"
"YOU ARE COMPLETELY A LUNATIC."
"PLEAS DO NOT SEND ANY OF MY EMAIL COPY TO THE MAD MAN.AGAIN."
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vonpaso xlura
Baiting Guru
Joined: 10 Apr 2011
Posts: 13781
Location: Bertcad, Lojbanistan
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Fri Jan 01, 2016 9:21 pm |
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That is a lot of money he paid for a flight that looks like less than 2 Mm!
The "départ" stamp with no "arrivée" stamp means he was deported and not let in.
Sounds like some good lad surfering. |
_________________ ×12 ×3 ×3
unwashed
×163
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Accra - SH Cotonou
you are a fake people so do not ever write to me again.
Am mad at you right now ... Am tired of your questions ... Am sick and tire you and your bank
Nigerian pig . go swallow a grenade idiot. Boko Haram will solve your problem idiot .
you are big fool by send a fake payment information and never you contact me again asshole .
your passgae bearing your ATM CATD ... Ant Terrorist Certificate ... legal verterbrate ... expartiate your meaning ... gets to your dwaignted address ... successful ofghw transfer |
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irishemigrant
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Joined: 22 Jul 2007
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Location: 40*45' S 172* 34'E
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Fri Jan 01, 2016 10:03 pm |
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That is really bad, no time to even catch up with Jojos' lads to compare notes.
You would think the police would be helpful to visitors.
Nicely done TM
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_________________ SeniorNet NZ Local Branch ongoing workshops about internet scams
http://www.scamwarners.com/ For when you want to remember why we bait
Goodbye Mike (Paranoid) Friend, confidant, partner. Till we meet again.
Personal Message From The Axeman
<-- Because you have earned them. x8 a few x 13 |
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Big X
Baiting Guru
Joined: 14 Nov 2012
Posts: 23946
Location: Stalag Luft III
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Fri Jan 01, 2016 10:16 pm |
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Great work Monsignor and Britannicus! I especially liked the testimonials from unhappy customers in the beginning of the audio. |
_________________ x237 x44 x2 x4
x15,508
Rev Ozzy: Warri-Lome-Cotonou
Woody: Accra-Singapore
Archie x2: Lagos-Natitingou, Abuja-Niamey
John W, Rev Ozzy, Lil Richard, Zenith, Ever Bank, Robert M, Archie x2 |
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Nigel Tuffnel
Baiting Guru
Joined: 17 Mar 2009
Posts: 5821
Location: On a homestand
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Fri Jan 01, 2016 10:47 pm |
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What a way to start the New Year!
Congratulatons gentlemen on another hilarious safari!
A question - how did you obtain the Tschad gendarmerie stamp so quickly? If I understand correctly, Gilbert was at the airport in Ghana awaiting the letter and stamp?
Did you have the stamp made? Or is this in the baiter's toolbox?
It seems like it could be a very useful tool for convincing lads. |
_________________ x3 - SINCE YOU POSTED THIS BULLSHIT (To Scamwarners!) HAVE YOU EVER SEEN ANYONE THAT COMPLAIN ABOUT LOSING MONEY?
x 44 x2 x5 x69 x562 x49 x113 x31 x8 x10 x2 x94 x6 x2 x129 x2 x4 x10 x71 x15 x68 x3 x4 x8 x3 x4 x 3 x3 x4 x6 x2 x4 x2 x2 x2 x2
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17388
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Fri Jan 01, 2016 10:49 pm |
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I think that the Monsignor should grant himself a gold shield - deportation counts as an arrest from what was said. |
_________________ Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE
x5 x2 x 246
x 5 - Oyenka Chidinma Lagos-Cotonou; Dickyboi Lagos-Accra; Femmy Lagos-Porto Novo; "Woody" Accra-Singapore; Henry Philip Abuja-Natitingou w/MG & DSW
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A Skinner
Texas Lad-Saw Massacre
Joined: 16 Nov 2003
Posts: 3733
Location: Texas, USA
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Fri Jan 01, 2016 10:58 pm |
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Beautiful work, just beautiful. |
_________________ x 25
X ? x3
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SINCE YOU MADE ME TO GIVE MY CAR AWAY AND ALL THE DISAPOINTMENTS YOU GAVE TO ME,WHICH MADE ME TO STOP CONTACTING YOU. PLEASE DO NOT INVOLVE ME WITH ANYTHING YOU ARE DOING WITH ANYBODY, PLEASE DONT INVOLVE ME.I DONT WANT ANYTHING THAT WILL JEOPARDIZE MY IMAGE IN THIS COUNTRY.I AM A HUMANITARIAN LAWYER.
infact am getting tired with all this speculation in this transaction, honestly if i had known that this is the kind of person you are i would not have contacted for an assistance
Urgent??? Impotent massage
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Stealth Boat
Likes to watch
Joined: 23 Oct 2015
Posts: 235
Location: Don't know? Good stealth, huh?
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Fri Jan 01, 2016 11:12 pm |
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The Greeks had their philosophers, Aristotle and Arcesilaus
The Germans had their composers, Beethoven and Bach
We Baiters have The Monsignor, Britannicus, et al, Savants of lad-pain
A continuum…. we live in wondrous times! |
_________________ x22
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mugu_eater
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 30 Aug 2009
Posts: 719
Location: Thailand
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Fri Jan 01, 2016 11:12 pm |
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Great work as always guy's.
The stamp is indeed a great convincer and a shortcut for trouble. |
_________________
mr Frank Bode
NOW I KNOW YOU ARE THE MOST STUPID ANIMAL THAT EVER EXIST ON EARTH. FB
ANYWAY THERES NO REASON TO WASTE MY PRECIOUS TIME WITH HE GOAT LIKE YOU..I KNOW ANIMAL LIKE YOU WOULD NOT KNOW SIMPLE COURTESY OF APOLOGY FOR WASTING A TIME OF A RESPONSIBLE BUSINESSMAN LIKE ME.
J0hns0n Prince K0fi |
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Ser Davos
Elite Baiter
Joined: 06 Oct 2014
Posts: 1354
Location: Westeros
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Fri Jan 01, 2016 11:16 pm |
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Amazing work. Keep it up! |
_________________
Prosper: Lagos>Bamako>Timbuktu with the Onion smugglers, TLH, and Jojobean
Isn't being a nerd all about being passionate about something that's inconsequential? |
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Padme
Moderator
Joined: 27 May 2005
Posts: 7433
Location: The Rebel Base
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Fri Jan 01, 2016 11:17 pm |
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Fantastic Monsignor and Britannicus. If Chad is like the USA, that red stamp will keep him from being admissible back into Chad for some years! |
_________________ "Your knife will surely cut off your head trust me. Useless man zombie."
"Shege danburuba, your end has come. The spirit of all the people you kill is after you now and you can not excape it. See you in hell dan esika."
x2 x6 x2 Acra>Sngpre Acra>Dkr>Rsso>Bmko>Kpndo>Ctnu -Team Woody
Akure>Kano -Amos
x8 x2 Owerri>Maiduguri>Owerri>Lagos>Lomé>Bmko>Kolokani Bmko>Nioro>Bmko>Timbuktu>Bmko>Youri Bmko>Mauritania>Kidira>Dakar>Jail -Team Godwin
's - assorted West Africa safaris, Cyril w/ Spindrift, France-Dublin w/ DSW
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Capone
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Joined: 16 Feb 2013
Posts: 10596
Location: Blackacre
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Fri Jan 01, 2016 11:51 pm |
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Spectacular safari-and such magnificent results! I can't believe the lad complained-they let him stay in a hotel room rather than a cell-some people are never satisfied!
Congratulations, TM and Britannicus-a great way to start 2016! |
_________________ X 73 Eco-friendly sty under construction
x 116
Fake law firm sites killed x3
500 in 6-walked
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Atlanta-Las Vegas -Seattle-San Diego-Seattle 2.0Atlanta-Jackson Hole, WY, Atlanta-Aspen, CO-with Juan
Ghana-Bouake with Choppa and Dr. Mike
Courtesy of SH Ivory Coast!
Accra-Lome with Choppa
Ghana-Burkina Faso with Choppah
-Accra-Singapore Team Woody
"no! no no money!!! all this was not true! .. "- vlad rant
" i have complained to those who think life is a comedy to those who feel life is a tragedy. " Mr. Pekkar's Problem
Go Gold! |
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Mr. Labowski
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Sep 2013
Posts: 2210
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Sat Jan 02, 2016 12:51 am |
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And the great thing is after his failed entry, it is all the fault of those fools at the Chad airport that would not let him through. Perhaps this gold deal can still be salvaged... surely you can find another suitable location? |
_________________ Ghana > Bouake Accra > Abidjan > Divo 14-days <a href="https://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=255631&postdays=0&postorder=asc&start=0">"I slept by de roadside!"</a> Bamako > Abidjan > Bouake Lagos > Lome Birmingham > Looe Cambridge > Looe
Accra > Bouake > Korhogo (Eric & Franklin) 56-days <a href="https://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=272042&postdays=0&postorder=asc&start=0">"Uzumbo and his gang will kill us here!"</a> Accra > Abuja
Accra > Abuja > Jos > Bauchi > Gombe > Biu > Maiduguri (Eric & Franklin) 40-days
Lagos > Yaounde (Team Humphere) Abuja > Niamey (Archie) "You are circuit of psychological derail bastards"
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Padme
Moderator
Joined: 27 May 2005
Posts: 7433
Location: The Rebel Base
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Sat Jan 02, 2016 2:09 am |
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Who played Mr Babangoh on the call? |
_________________ "Your knife will surely cut off your head trust me. Useless man zombie."
"Shege danburuba, your end has come. The spirit of all the people you kill is after you now and you can not excape it. See you in hell dan esika."
x2 x6 x2 Acra>Sngpre Acra>Dkr>Rsso>Bmko>Kpndo>Ctnu -Team Woody
Akure>Kano -Amos
x8 x2 Owerri>Maiduguri>Owerri>Lagos>Lomé>Bmko>Kolokani Bmko>Nioro>Bmko>Timbuktu>Bmko>Youri Bmko>Mauritania>Kidira>Dakar>Jail -Team Godwin
's - assorted West Africa safaris, Cyril w/ Spindrift, France-Dublin w/ DSW
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Britannicus
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 28 Jan 2015
Posts: 45
Location: Grammer School
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Sat Jan 02, 2016 2:11 am |
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Mr Lebowski, the unfortunate incident concerning Mr Gilbert's non-admission to Chad has caused considerable disquiet for Mr Geoffrey and myself. We are endeavouring to launch a full investigation into the matter and will not rest until the persons responsible are brought to account. Furthermore, Mr Gilbert has been assured that it is very likely, in the fullness of time, when all the appropriate procedures have been completed, that he is entitled to compensation. To this end, he will in all likelihood be invited to meet us at a different location. Both Mr Geoffrey and I are distraught, dismayed and, above all, devastated as well as acutely and painfully aware of the inconvenience, troublesomeness, inopportuneness, strain, stress, anxiety, tension, trauma, hassle, agitation and annoyance associated with Gilbert's experience. There is no doubt that this episode will cause Mr Geoffrey many sleepless nights as his degree of empathy with his fellow man is such that it makes no difference whose money (at least $2500) was wasted on an entirely pointless trip; to Mr Geoffrey it is as if he had lost it himself! At the time we learned of this most irksome matter, Mr Geoffrey and I were having lobster which was accompanied by a bottle of Domaine de la Romanee-Conti Romanee-Conti Grand Cru, Cote de Nuits, France. The news from N'Djamena airport resulted in Mr Geoffrey experiencing a fleeting moment of indigestion. An occurrence of such magnitude must not be allowed to transpire again. |
_________________ <a href="http://tinyurl.com/zg3zsrn"> James & Bismark: Ghana - S@fari Hotel Abuja </a> "Dis hotel you sent me to ... it is in di bush!"
<a href="http://tinyurl.com/pzgnuvm"> Gilbert: Ghana - Chad (Detained & Deported) </a> "Dey told me dat your hotel does not exist, dat dere is no such hotel in Abeche."
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Stealth Boat
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Posts: 235
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Sat Jan 02, 2016 2:57 am |
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Padme - Bobangoh is played by Academy Award winner Britannicus.
Britannicus wrote: |
Both Mr Geoffrey and I are distraught, dismayed and, above all, devastated as well as acutely and painfully aware of the inconvenience, troublesomeness, inopportuneness, strain, stress, anxiety, tension, trauma, hassle, agitation and annoyance associated with Gilbert's experience. |
Cheer up, Bobangoh...... I know you and Geoffrey will make things right again. |
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bware419ers
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B8er
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Joined: 16 Feb 2009
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Sat Jan 02, 2016 5:36 am |
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Nice going TM and Britannicus, that's a costly safari for the lad, not to mention the nice addition to his passport . |
_________________ "I DENOUNCE THE MUFFIN MEN" - Ma Kim
"YOU ARE WALKING DEAD MAN. YOUR WOODEN COFFIN IS READY TO SWALLOW YOU AND YOUR DIRTY GENERATION"
"all chaps are ass-less by design otherwise they just be leather pants" - jose_cuervo
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MuzunguTheHuntress
419Eater is my life
Joined: 16 Jan 2012
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Sat Jan 02, 2016 9:50 am |
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Outstanding job. Thanks for sharing the lad pain. What a wonderful way to begin the new year !! |
_________________ Hitlad Anderson .. "you lie Gomer...........
Gomer, what the hell do you want from me, be BOLD to tell me?" (who knew .. Gomer had a sex change?)
Inept with the video splitter, romance lad Ray Robinson .. "...I have never been to Hoosgow but will like to have a trip there on day." <laddie, I hope to help you with that. >
Anderson: ask the Doc if my perfect sperm can make you pregnant and i wont fail. (to my character's recent surgery - a hysterectomy.)
'abeg' challenged "David Nelson", worlds most inept romance lad: se u won dey abuse me ni?? (from english to laddish in 2.5 seconds.)
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