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Padfoot
419Eater is my life
Joined: 15 Jul 2012
Posts: 411
Location: Surplus email heaven
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Mon Dec 28, 2015 11:31 pm |
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I'd found a random orphanage lad email in my catcher account. For the longest while I've been meaning to try my non-profit organization modality. Nothing grand, just a quirky lady who wants to help people in honour of her late Mom's Memory. I don't have the time to upload all the pics, but the 'pastor' and the 'documentation' are there, with a few pics of who seem to be the kids from the orphanage.
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Lad
The Gloria Pitt Foundation (character)
(My first email asked if the email was meant for us.)
Greetings to you beloved in Christ;
Yes the email was for you and we beg of you to come to our rescue this reason because currently we are in need of funds for foundation due to the fact that the only facility we have right now is definitely in a very bad condition. We need medication, food, clothing and recreational activities for rehabilitative purposes to boost the orphans mental abilities. However, the worse thing that we are going through now is, the fact that we are being kicked out of the facility by the Government because the roof of the building is leaking and they want us to show proof of adequate funds, which is $10,000 Dollar USD to build a newer one. On behalf of me, staffs and the orphans here in Happy Orphanage Home, we ask that you kindly come to our aid, because your help can make a significant contribution to the life of the children and the operation of the Orphanage. Please pray for Happy Orphanage Home as we look forward to hearing from you. We are excited to see how God will provide for the children that call Happy Orphanage Home.
You may been able to sow $100, $250 , $500, $1000 or more, please sow your best seed to happy orphanage home.
You can make your donation to us either by Western Union or Money Gram Transfer to this detail below:
Receiver Name: T0san Ekele
Address: Abuja - Nigeria
Text Question: What for
Answer: Food
You are to get back to us with the payment transfer slip
I will be so excited to read from you.
God bless you and my regards to your house hold as we will always be praying for you all.
Regards
Evang. M1ke Peters
Mr Peters,
Thank you for getting back to me.
The Glor1a Pitt Foundation was set up to help anyone in need of assistance. We are a recently formed NGO based in Florida and we are hoping to open sub offices in the Caribbean and Africa.
We wish to help you. We will need the following from you:
1. Official documentation of the institution you represent - a certificate or some other document provided by your government that legitimizes your organization.
2. The names of the board of directors, where there is a board of directors
3. A statement of income and expenses for the past three months
4. A formal request for funds OR goods and services that are urgently needed. This request can take the form of a letter.
Kind regards,
S4mmi Gloria Pitt
After sending this email last night, I was not expecting a reply before Wednesday. To my surprise, I got this:
Thank you for your mail
Find below all document required from us and also photograph
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Capone
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Joined: 16 Feb 2013
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Tue Dec 29, 2015 12:45 am |
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ice trophies-you may want to blurr the children's faces in the future. And I could swear I've seen your lad before. |
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B8er
Associate Boomdazzler
Joined: 16 Feb 2009
Posts: 13625
Location: In self-isolation practicing social distancing
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Tue Dec 29, 2015 2:09 am |
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^^^It's the Happy Orphanage lad - he was heavily baited earlier in the year |
_________________ "I DENOUNCE THE MUFFIN MEN" - Ma Kim
"YOU ARE WALKING DEAD MAN. YOUR WOODEN COFFIN IS READY TO SWALLOW YOU AND YOUR DIRTY GENERATION"
"all chaps are ass-less by design otherwise they just be leather pants" - jose_cuervo
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Padfoot
419Eater is my life
Joined: 15 Jul 2012
Posts: 411
Location: Surplus email heaven
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Tue Dec 29, 2015 4:19 am |
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I'll be sure to blur any kids next time.
And I gathered he was around before, because I thought that the stuff he sent me came ridiculously fast. Perhaps someone taught him a thing or two by the demands they made. |
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(Lotto Lad x2)
(Phone Lad x5)
(Orphanage Lad x1)
(Recovery Lad x2)
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"I am very plain and very honest." - Kelly
"Honestly I Love you and I do think of you as you think of me. Far from it that I am only interested in your money, No it is a lie." - Kelly
"I believe srtongly in the adage that says ''A word is enough for the wise''. Hence,if you believe in what I told you in my previous email to you then you should follow my insturctions and do what I told you, if not; then follow your heart." - Dr W. Kabore
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Surplus emails are my life, basically. |
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B8er
Associate Boomdazzler
Joined: 16 Feb 2009
Posts: 13625
Location: In self-isolation practicing social distancing
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Tue Dec 29, 2015 4:37 am |
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He is so dumb that he has just given me a bank account in his second mail. Fairly certain it is one that I got off him last time I baited him. |
_________________ "I DENOUNCE THE MUFFIN MEN" - Ma Kim
"YOU ARE WALKING DEAD MAN. YOUR WOODEN COFFIN IS READY TO SWALLOW YOU AND YOUR DIRTY GENERATION"
"all chaps are ass-less by design otherwise they just be leather pants" - jose_cuervo
x 5
x 335 🚽
x 4 x 1746 x 1904 - Fake cheques: $4,392,620.83
Team Woody - Ghana to Singapore - 11535km |
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Fi-Manni
419Eater is my life
Joined: 12 Nov 2015
Posts: 355
Location: Far away from my well-lit window
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Tue Dec 29, 2015 5:11 am |
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He forgot the board of directors info and the formal request.... |
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Padfoot
419Eater is my life
Joined: 15 Jul 2012
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Location: Surplus email heaven
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Tue Dec 29, 2015 9:19 pm |
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Fi-Manni wrote: |
He forgot the board of directors info and the formal request.... |
Indeed! |
_________________ (x5)
(Lotto Lad x2)
(Phone Lad x5)
(Orphanage Lad x1)
(Recovery Lad x2)
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"I am very plain and very honest." - Kelly
"Honestly I Love you and I do think of you as you think of me. Far from it that I am only interested in your money, No it is a lie." - Kelly
"I believe srtongly in the adage that says ''A word is enough for the wise''. Hence,if you believe in what I told you in my previous email to you then you should follow my insturctions and do what I told you, if not; then follow your heart." - Dr W. Kabore
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Surplus emails are my life, basically. |
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Padfoot
419Eater is my life
Joined: 15 Jul 2012
Posts: 411
Location: Surplus email heaven
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Fri Jan 15, 2016 3:34 pm |
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After I asked the lad (most politely) to fix what needed fixing, he dropped me.
Any advice on how I can keep orphanage lads?
Before my last hiatus, I had trouble keeping them. |
_________________ (x5)
(Lotto Lad x2)
(Phone Lad x5)
(Orphanage Lad x1)
(Recovery Lad x2)
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"I am very plain and very honest." - Kelly
"Honestly I Love you and I do think of you as you think of me. Far from it that I am only interested in your money, No it is a lie." - Kelly
"I believe srtongly in the adage that says ''A word is enough for the wise''. Hence,if you believe in what I told you in my previous email to you then you should follow my insturctions and do what I told you, if not; then follow your heart." - Dr W. Kabore
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Surplus emails are my life, basically. |
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Thursten3rd
Elite Baiter
Joined: 21 Dec 2014
Posts: 1893
Location: Twilight zone outer limits
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Fri Jan 15, 2016 3:40 pm |
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You've probably noticed that orphan lads are LAZY. But they are also GREEDY. my best advice is to take it s-l-o-w. Many of BigX's baits can give excellent tips and ideas on going slow, plus his modality is very entertaining. |
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A grovelling lad is a happy lad. - My current mantra
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Fi-Manni
419Eater is my life
Joined: 12 Nov 2015
Posts: 355
Location: Far away from my well-lit window
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Posted:
Fri Jan 15, 2016 11:07 pm |
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Or just stop listening to noobs.
Like me.
On a more positive note, Thursten's suggestion sounds good. I've been given pretty much the same advice as well. |
_________________ "We have assumed that you are playing games with our organization."
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