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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17388
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Thu Dec 24, 2015 11:31 pm |
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One of Mal's Christmas orphans has an ATM card that needs to be "redecoded" and that costs $550 - but Mal insisted on hearing that from the bank in question.
So here it is (with emphasis added and names removed since they're not worth leeting or masking).
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Good after to you Sir, I am Dr ------ ----- from the Standard Cheater Bank LTD Accra Ghana. i am wirtting to you in regards of a young man named Mr ------ ------- who was here in my office earlier this morning with his ATM Card which is Late Father was using with our corresponding Bank back in his Country Zimbabwa so he is here that his Late Father was killed in his Country so he only manage to espace himself and run away with his Father ATM Card to Ghana so he can start using it here i hope you are clear Sir.
So he took the ATM Card to the ATM Marchine here and insert it in the ATM Machine so the Marchine stated that the ATM Card need to be Redecoded since the ATM Marchine here in Accra Ghana is a different Marchine so i told Mr ------- that we need the sum of $550:00 US Dollars to get the ATM Card redecoded here in our ATM Statement Center before he can start withdrawing the funds here in Accra Ghana Okay.
Sir i have cross the ATM Card and is very much in place as soon as we get the redecoding of the Card then i am suring you that Mr ----- ------- can able to make use of the ATM Card here in Ghana.
So Sir i will be looking forward to hear from Mr ----- ------- with the fees so we get the ATM Card redecoded Okay.
Thanks very much for your kind understanding Sir.
My best of Regards to you Sir. Compliment of the seasons to you and the Family. |
It wasn't a misprunt either - it was Standard Cheater in the subject and the "signature block". |
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Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE
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 x 5 - Oyenka Chidinma Lagos-Cotonou; Dickyboi Lagos-Accra; Femmy Lagos-Porto Novo; "Woody" Accra-Singapore; Henry Philip Abuja-Natitingou w/MG & DSW
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Padme
Moderator
Joined: 27 May 2005
Posts: 7433
Location: The Rebel Base
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Thu Dec 24, 2015 11:34 pm |
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That's great. |
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"Your knife will surely cut off your head trust me. Useless man zombie."
"Shege danburuba, your end has come. The spirit of all the people you kill is after you now and you can not excape it. See you in hell dan esika."
 x2   x6 x2  Acra>Sngpre Acra>Dkr>Rsso>Bmko>Kpndo>Ctnu -Team Woody
 Akure>Kano -Amos
x8 x2 Owerri>Maiduguri>Owerri>Lagos>Lomé>Bmko>Kolokani Bmko>Nioro>Bmko>Timbuktu>Bmko>Youri Bmko>Mauritania>Kidira>Dakar>Jail -Team Godwin
's - assorted West Africa safaris, Cyril w/ Spindrift, France-Dublin w/ DSW
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Juan Freizwidatt
Associate
Joined: 18 Apr 2004
Posts: 20834
Location: Hanging out at In-n-Out
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Thu Dec 24, 2015 11:52 pm |
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Very confidence-inspiring! |
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"SATAN WILL KILL YOU . BECAUSE YOU ARE A DAUGHTER OF MERMAID"
"HOW DOES IT SOUND TO YOU THAT ANOTHER PERSON IS DEALING WITH YOU AND ASK YOU TO CONTACT ANOTHER PERSON AND NOW YOU SAID THAT YOU WANT TO DEAL WITH THE OTHER PERSON WITHOUT THE KNOWING OF THE PERSON THAT ASK YOU TO CONTACT THE OTHER PERSON"
I apologize again that I will lick the dust from your sandals - Shorty
x4: Shorty
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US lad w/Capone: ( ) 
- ATL>DC>ATL>Vegas>Seattle>ATL>San Diego>LA>ATL>Seattle>ATL>WY>ATL>Aspen>ATL (21K+ miles, $11K+ expenses)
Shorty w/bohigal:
- Lagos>Abidjan
Random lads:
- Douala>Korup; Lagos>Cotonou>Parakou; Cotonou>Niger border; Cotonou>Pendjari>jail in Tanguietta; Asaba>Abuja; Accra>Tamale
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vonpaso xlura
Baiting Guru
Joined: 10 Apr 2011
Posts: 13781
Location: Bertcad, Lojbanistan
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Thu Dec 24, 2015 11:56 pm |
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Can you turn it into the Straneded Chatter Bank? |
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unwashed
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Accra - SH Cotonou
you are a fake people so do not ever write to me again.
Am mad at you right now ... Am tired of your questions ... Am sick and tire you and your bank
Nigerian pig . go swallow a grenade idiot. Boko Haram will solve your problem idiot .
you are big fool by send a fake payment information and never you contact me again asshole .
your passgae bearing your ATM CATD ... Ant Terrorist Certificate ... legal verterbrate ... expartiate your meaning ... gets to your dwaignted address ... successful ofghw transfer |
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Britannicus
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 28 Jan 2015
Posts: 45
Location: Grammer School
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Fri Dec 25, 2015 12:07 pm |
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Delicious!  |
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<a href="http://tinyurl.com/zg3zsrn"> James & Bismark: Ghana - S@fari Hotel Abuja </a> "Dis hotel you sent me to ... it is in di bush!"
<a href="http://tinyurl.com/pzgnuvm"> Gilbert: Ghana - Chad (Detained & Deported) </a> "Dey told me dat your hotel does not exist, dat dere is no such hotel in Abeche." |
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MuzunguTheHuntress
419Eater is my life
Joined: 16 Jan 2012
Posts: 459
Location: The nether reaches of lad hell
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Fri Dec 25, 2015 3:35 pm |
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Great letter. I wonder if laddy is that inept, or it was just some wonderful deeducation. |
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Hitlad Anderson .. "you lie Gomer...........
Gomer, what the hell do you want from me, be BOLD to tell me?" (who knew .. Gomer had a sex change?)
Inept with the video splitter, romance lad Ray Robinson .. "...I have never been to Hoosgow but will like to have a trip there on day." <laddie, I hope to help you with that.  >
Anderson: ask the Doc if my perfect sperm can make you pregnant and i wont fail. (to my character's recent surgery - a hysterectomy.)
'abeg' challenged "David Nelson", worlds most inept romance lad: se u won dey abuse me ni?? (from english to laddish in 2.5 seconds.)
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Thursten3rd
Elite Baiter
Joined: 21 Dec 2014
Posts: 1893
Location: Twilight zone outer limits
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Fri Dec 25, 2015 4:09 pm |
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I believe that is the bank established by the Legal firm Dewey, Cheatham and Howe, which means it's all on the up & up.  |
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A grovelling lad is a happy lad. - My current mantra
...you cannot kill me of Innocency....! - Reverend Mark Obum
Well, is now getting to a point which you're searching for the other side of me, and if you don,t reason well, you will surely see it from me. - Steve Jobs, Commander in Chief |
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Capone
** REMEMBERED **
Joined: 16 Feb 2013
Posts: 10596
Location: Blackacre
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Fri Dec 25, 2015 8:20 pm |
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^^^^
Don't speak ill of my sterling law firm.
I have to open an account there. |
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X 73 Eco-friendly sty under construction
x 116 
Fake law firm sites killed x3
500 in 6-walked
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Atlanta-Las Vegas -Seattle-San Diego-Seattle 2.0Atlanta-Jackson Hole, WY, Atlanta-Aspen, CO-with Juan
Ghana-Bouake with Choppa and Dr. Mike
Courtesy of SH Ivory Coast!
Accra-Lome with Choppa
Ghana-Burkina Faso with Choppah
-Accra-Singapore Team Woody
"no! no no money!!! all this was not true! .. "- vlad rant
" i have complained to those who think life is a comedy to those who feel life is a tragedy. " Mr. Pekkar's Problem
Go Gold! |
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Stealth Boat
Likes to watch
Joined: 23 Oct 2015
Posts: 235
Location: Don't know? Good stealth, huh?
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Wed Dec 30, 2015 10:27 pm |
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^^^ Nothing is Standard about Capone's bank -- it's the Premium Cheater Bank. |
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Capone
** REMEMBERED **
Joined: 16 Feb 2013
Posts: 10596
Location: Blackacre
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Wed Dec 30, 2015 10:37 pm |
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X 73 Eco-friendly sty under construction
x 116
Fake law firm sites killed x3
500 in 6-walked
x4
Atlanta-Las Vegas -Seattle-San Diego-Seattle 2.0Atlanta-Jackson Hole, WY, Atlanta-Aspen, CO-with Juan
Ghana-Bouake with Choppa and Dr. Mike
Courtesy of SH Ivory Coast!
Accra-Lome with Choppa
Ghana-Burkina Faso with Choppah
-Accra-Singapore Team Woody
"no! no no money!!! all this was not true! .. "- vlad rant
" i have complained to those who think life is a comedy to those who feel life is a tragedy. " Mr. Pekkar's Problem
Go Gold! |
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Eniac
Elite Baiter
Joined: 01 Apr 2004
Posts: 1701
Location: Dragasani - Lagos - Moscow
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Thu Dec 31, 2015 9:11 am |
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You should insist in seeing the Cheaters bank website before you can trust him...
Eniac |
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may god punish your mother forever and also punish your family to useless them all.
dont you know that you are a very big idiot to deal with, kindly fuck your mother asssssss to kill her. - ALHADJI FARUK
suxk my dick asshole go an die in helllllllllllllll - A. Povake
May your days never be long. you are a fraudster and please stop writing me because i will be force to send the italian mafia to kill you. bye forever you witch. - Barrister Mrs. Tori Freddy
Also don;t scarry when somebody from my romanian frieds will apper at your real home address. - Martina Tiffany alias Catalin Budoi
Mr please dont make o joke with us because we dont are stupid - Brejner Barbosa |
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