I suspect this one has given up a piggie or two before

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Posted: Thu Oct 15, 2015 7:50 pm

Or he's just too damn lazy, that's always a possibility.

I didn't have a lot of time and just went on a simple pig hunt.

UNITED NATIONS,
RECONCILIATION / DEBT REMITTANCE COMMITTEE,
RUE 914,
01BP 2012
COTONOU BENIN,
Tel: +229.9939.7356,
Fax: +229.2130.0760.

Ref: USEMB/200192AF

Dear Beneficiary,

IRREVOCABLE PAYMENT RELEASE / COMPENSATION ORDER

From the desk of the secretary to the United Nations Committee on
Reconciliation / Debt Remittance, you are hereby notified of the
payment release order / compensation remuneration accorded to selected
individuals / bodies and institutions that have been defrauded,
mistreated or maltreated in the course of carrying out business
transactions with the African Nation. This decision is reached with
the view of reconciling the developing continent with the whole world
in order to attract reputable investors towards the development of the
continent.

Etc. Etc. Etc.

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Is this mine?

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AMERICAN EMBASSY
RUE 914,
01BP 2012
COTONOU BENIN,
Tel:
Fax:

Ref: USEMB/200192AF

Dear G0mez Adams,

Congratulations to you, you have passed the screening process of the payment release committee. This means that your identity have been confirmed for payment by our ministry. Now, read the information below carefully for the final stage towards receiving your money.

Etc. Etc. Etc.

However, before the Ministry of Finance issues your PAF, a clearance document popularly known as “THE POWER OF ATTORNEY” has to be obtained from the APEX COURT on your behalf. You do not have to come down here to run around for this except if you want to but you will have to pay for the court fee which is the sum of $380 USD.

As soon as you make this payment, your PAF shall be released within 8 hours. You are therefore admonished and encouraged to send this money to the clerk of this Ministry through Western Union Money Transfer or Money Gram using the information below.

Etc. Etc. Etc.

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We don't have western union or moneygram here, is that going to be a problem?

I can send the money from my bank to yours, I know that will work.

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If you don't have a western union and money, you can send money express or ria transfer.

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I checked those and they don't service this island.

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Try to call someone to help you make the payment and you will forward the paymetn information's.

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I don't think you understand. I'm just an old man in a hospital bed. I don't have anyone I would trust and I don't think I want our little secret to get out, right?

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Okay, I understand you very well. I would wait for you to send it when you are out of the hospital.

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Haha, very funny. I'm 93 years old in hospice care. The only way I get to leave is in a box.

My plan is to donate all that money to a bunch of charities so I'm very interested in making this work. However, I think my only option for getting the payment to you is from my bank to yours.

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Have your family member send the fee on your behalf.

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Why do you think I want to give the money to charity? I don't have any family here, I'm just waiting to die and be done with it. This will be my last chance to do something meaningful.

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THEN DIE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Posted: Thu Oct 15, 2015 8:36 pm

Gosh what a charmer! Poor man just wanted to do some good Razz

Posted: Fri Oct 16, 2015 12:52 am

smallboi has no dummy bank accounts left to give out.... I like to think that's because 10 out of the last 10 enquiries he got to his shitty format were baiters and time wasters, who had all his accounts reported.

What an awful way for the secretary to the United Nations Committee to be speaking to an approved applicant, by the way.

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