SAFARI Bamako-Abidjan-SH Bouake 1600 Miles: Fool's Gold

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Posted: Tue Aug 18, 2015 3:13 am

Poor old Mo. He only wanted to rob a gullible hotelier of $70 000 USD in cash. He had borrowed the cost of his flight from Bamako to Abidjan, but on landing was when things really started going wrong. No taxi would drive him the 220 miles to the Hotel in Bouake, so he had to doss down in an Abidjan fleapit overnight and wait for the bus the next morning. That miserable journey took almost 6 hours and when Mo eventually arrived in Bouake, he was looking forward to a shower, a free dinner, cold beers, and a long chat with his Mugu about their Gold deal. Instead, by that evening he was hungry, thirsty, angry, broke, and wandering about "like a madman", screaming juju threats down the phone.

Quote:

"I am really suffering here"
"I have not eaten since this morning"
"I am wandering the streets like a madman!"
"I am warning you! You will die within 3 weeks"
"I will look for you! See what will happen to you and your family over there!"

THE AUDIO. 15 numbered Tracks, which autoplay. Please note that SoundCloud does not permit the reordering of uploaded Tracks. Therefore, please keep an eye on the track sequence as it plays. You will have to stop it periodically and physically select the correct, next numbered track: https://soundcloud.com/geoffrey-sm1th-819133686/call-one-the-introduction

Quote:

The Players:

Travelling Lad: Mohammed Collibari (aka Musa Keita) from Mali.
Hotels Chain Owner: Mr Geoffrey.
Hotel Manager in Cote d'Ivoire: Mr Babangoh.
Hotel Security Guard: Mr Randy.

NB: Many Thanks to Britannicus for another excellent portrayal of Meester Babangoh, the rogue from Johannesburg. Gratitude to Safari magnates Dr Mike and Mr Labowski for their valued support.

Posted: Tue Aug 18, 2015 4:22 am

Mr G and Mr B, what a pair to get the lad to lose it. Mr G is so understanding and caring in the end while the lad is lecturing, it's amazing how much time he is spending to teach you both a lesson. Well done as usual!!

Not quite a Newb Joined: 07 Oct 2010 Posts: 70

lmao, this is amazing.

Mr. Babangoh! Amazing phone calls!

Posted: Tue Aug 18, 2015 4:57 am

How nice is that? He's been able to visit other countries, interact with other cultures, learn how to co-operate with differeing people.

What a lovely holiday.

Nicely done Monsignor beers!

Baiting Guru Joined: 10 Oct 2010 Posts: 3877

a new nice safari.

and to abidjan, one of the best destinations.

does the lad speak french? (hopefully not).

Not quite a Newb Joined: 08 Aug 2015 Posts: 21

That was simply hilarious. The combination of Mr. Geoffrey with his calm, subtle, clever and manipulative manner along with the brash, aggressive, no-nonsense dolla choppa Mr. Babangoh is just perfect.

Thank you so much for sharing.

Posted: Tue Aug 18, 2015 6:30 am

Hilarious. Awesome. Simply monsignorish! Smile

Posted: Tue Aug 18, 2015 8:03 am

Well played.

Posted: Tue Aug 18, 2015 10:17 am

Beautifully clear recording - a pleasure to listen to.

Posted: Tue Aug 18, 2015 10:32 am

Awesome! So great to hear Dr. Mike and Mr. L and the one and only Mr. T. Thanks, TM!

Posted: Tue Aug 18, 2015 10:58 am

It's nice that you all got together for a conversation...that completely destroys a lad.

Well done!

Hello I'm New here! Joined: 07 Aug 2015 Posts: 14

I'm listening while I'm working and I'm laughing my ass off Smile

Mr. Babangoh kills it Smile

Posted: Tue Aug 18, 2015 12:04 pm

Outstanding work as always, Monsignor.

And Britannicus, I'm enjoying your skills on the phone as Mr Babangoh. Simply wonderful. Very Happy

Posted: Tue Aug 18, 2015 12:14 pm

Brilliant work, man!! This is fantastic.

Posted: Tue Aug 18, 2015 1:48 pm

This is so hilarious! The SH and the manager TM strike again.
Laughing

Posted: Tue Aug 18, 2015 2:14 pm

Great stuff (again) Smile

Posted: Tue Aug 18, 2015 4:07 pm

Bravo!!!

Posted: Tue Aug 18, 2015 5:15 pm

Great work guys. It was a pleasure to listen to this live. Very Happy

Baiting Guru Joined: 10 Oct 2010 Posts: 3877

^^

oh yes, it was

"if they attack you, run left, run left" Shocked

or this

"don't worry my friend, everything will be nice for us tomorrow" (in the best, smoothest, trustworthiest MR P. voice). no chance that something like this could possibly go wrong.

Twisted Evil

and there was much more fun in those calls.

Elite Baiter Joined: 17 Jun 2015 Posts: 1942

OUTSTANDING!!!!

Posted: Tue Aug 18, 2015 6:06 pm

This safari is totally evil.

A serious thought for The Monsignor :

Please would you mind writing a will ?
I think three weeks are approaching way too fast.
That guy gonna do away with you( i think he gonna take way too long to first settle his traveling debts back home...so add some 6months to the 3 weeks) Very Happy

Life is a gamble... no. Safaris are the real gamble. Laughing

Posted: Tue Aug 18, 2015 6:13 pm

I don't know how you guys do these phone baits where you don't laugh. I giggle like a little girl.

I just listened to the calls. Impressive work.

Elite Baiter Joined: 28 Mar 2015 Posts: 1916

Riveting stuff. clapping

Posted: Tue Aug 18, 2015 9:28 pm

I think GS should call him again in 3 weeks and ask which family member was supposed to have been deaded.

Master of Master Baiters Joined: 24 Dec 2012 Posts: 699

Very nice

I loved the calls. He sounded a bit upset Laughing

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