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SherlockHolmie
Master Baiter
Joined: 18 Jun 2007
Posts: 182
Location: Baker Street
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Sat Aug 08, 2015 12:36 am |
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Holmie has (yet..) another birthday on Sunday and lunch with a mate today turned into a game of "remember-when's". A few of mine were.....
- you didn't wake up 2 times a night for loo trips
- retirement planning was something for "old farts"
- it didn't take a few minutes each night to set out the next day's medications
- movie stunts were done by real people
- you left the house at 10 pm to go out; now you go to bed...
- your old clothes are back in fashion
Many more, but would like to hear your own, if any |
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Madrid to Valencia - Dr Louis G0nz4les $anchez
"You are a stopid man." - Barr Choy Choong
"Hello Mr Dear and Dumb" - Usman Danququ
"We can not entertain any more insubordinations from you!" - Roberto Correras, United Nations, Cote d'Ivorie Branch |
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vonpaso xlura
Baiting Guru
Joined: 10 Apr 2011
Posts: 13781
Location: Bertcad, Lojbanistan
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Sat Aug 08, 2015 3:58 am |
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* computer programs were written on stacks of punched cards
* cars were loud xrududu
* all telephones were rotary
* the clocks in school, on Adenauer and Auerbach Days. went through some routine that involved the minute hand turning as if it were the second hand
* we calculated with slide rules |
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unwashed
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Accra - SH Cotonou
you are a fake people so do not ever write to me again.
Am mad at you right now ... Am tired of your questions ... Am sick and tire you and your bank
Nigerian pig . go swallow a grenade idiot. Boko Haram will solve your problem idiot .
you are big fool by send a fake payment information and never you contact me again asshole .
your passgae bearing your ATM CATD ... Ant Terrorist Certificate ... legal verterbrate ... expartiate your meaning ... gets to your dwaignted address ... successful ofghw transfer |
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iMike
Elite Baiter
Joined: 21 Jan 2005
Posts: 1371
Location: Ministry of Serendipity
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Sat Aug 08, 2015 10:48 am |
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- Australians could bat |
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"you have luke worm in your brain" - Ekaetta Bello
"invite me to your country and let me clearify your legitimacy asshole" - Mose5 Uzem3
"the transfer was not authorized due to my persistent double mind" - Clement Wank
"this is not the time to play planks" - Mack Anthony
WIFI PDA - post while you dump
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Pastor Frank
Baiting Guru
Joined: 31 Jan 2007
Posts: 12237
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Sat Aug 08, 2015 11:04 am |
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MorganleFay
Elite Baiter
Joined: 28 Mar 2015
Posts: 1916
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Sat Aug 08, 2015 11:07 am |
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1. Mobile phones were used strictly for emergencies.
2. There were no such things as mobile phones. |
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Padme
Moderator
Joined: 27 May 2005
Posts: 7433
Location: The Rebel Base
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Sat Aug 08, 2015 12:33 pm |
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Phones built into where the cup holder should be
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_________________ "Your knife will surely cut off your head trust me. Useless man zombie."
"Shege danburuba, your end has come. The spirit of all the people you kill is after you now and you can not excape it. See you in hell dan esika."
x2 x6 x2 Acra>Sngpre Acra>Dkr>Rsso>Bmko>Kpndo>Ctnu -Team Woody
Akure>Kano -Amos
x8 x2 Owerri>Maiduguri>Owerri>Lagos>Lomé>Bmko>Kolokani Bmko>Nioro>Bmko>Timbuktu>Bmko>Youri Bmko>Mauritania>Kidira>Dakar>Jail -Team Godwin
's - assorted West Africa safaris, Cyril w/ Spindrift, France-Dublin w/ DSW
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conga22
Baiting Guru
Joined: 08 Jul 2009
Posts: 2097
Location: Look Behind You
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Sat Aug 08, 2015 2:31 pm |
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a penny chew cost a penny
summers were warm & dry
police walked the beat
we were all amazed at the sophistication of Space Invaders |
_________________ PLEASE,WE DO NOT WANT ANY URGLY SITUATION IN THIS TRANSACTION
There is a lot of spaces in the receipt for them to put their stamp, so why do they put the stamp on the 10 digital codes, and you know that without the correct number ,western union here cannot issue out the payment. (I know )
When i tell you how to do things well you will do the opposite Why?-Joseph D1ar4
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watch video here Lagos to Cotonou - thanks Mr. Grant
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lakeside77
A chaff in the USA
Joined: 11 Jul 2008
Posts: 2700
Location: Out there in the cold, getting lonely, getting old
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Sun Aug 09, 2015 1:10 am |
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MS-DOS
Monochrome screens*
Long distance calling cards
Four speed manual transmissions
Prodigy (on line service)
*Maybe somebody else noticed this: the 1975 movie Rollerball with James Caan and John Houseman was supposedly set in the year 2018. Throughout the film were wall mounted flat computer screens, all in monochrome. |
_________________ ls77
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Father Frank
I must let you know that am sick and tired of all this whole bull sheet do you know my ass is on the line - Jonh Raymund
i want to say i am very sorry for the Mother that gave Barth to you -- Jim Ovie
. . . it is disrespectful,malicious, an ILEDAN EYE,to our corporation and embarrassing to my secretary as he was messed up by your action. I thought I was assisting a true American gentleman without knowing that I am trying to help one of the most chaffs in the USA. --Dr. Leo Stan Ekeh
. . . I hate you with all my Live, you may not understand the Laval of hatred I have in you -- Dr. Lambert |
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crashhoot
Moderator
Joined: 08 Aug 2004
Posts: 4237
Location: Looking for the petting zoo.
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Sun Aug 09, 2015 3:14 am |
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Father Moleman
*** BANNED ***
Joined: 24 Dec 2014
Posts: 1929
Location: Somewhere far away
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Sun Aug 09, 2015 3:34 am |
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^ I remember our first computer which was painfully slow. I'm a 90's kid (1996) so the farest back I can remember is 256kb RAM computers and Windows 98. When I was about 5 we got our first computer which had something like a 40GB HDD and XP with about 256kb of RAM, but now nearly 14 years later my PC which I built has 16GB RAM with a 1TB SSD and my laptop has 6GB of RAM and 500GB SSD.
I'm probably one of the youngest members but this post makes me feel old |
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B8er
Associate Boomdazzler
Joined: 16 Feb 2009
Posts: 13625
Location: In self-isolation practicing social distancing
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Sun Aug 09, 2015 8:15 am |
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crashhoot wrote: |
my first Color Computer came standard with 16K of Ram: 32K was an expensive option |
Noob, my first home computer had 3.2K of memory |
_________________ "I DENOUNCE THE MUFFIN MEN" - Ma Kim
"YOU ARE WALKING DEAD MAN. YOUR WOODEN COFFIN IS READY TO SWALLOW YOU AND YOUR DIRTY GENERATION"
"all chaps are ass-less by design otherwise they just be leather pants" - jose_cuervo
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x 4 x 1746 x 1904 - Fake cheques: $4,392,620.83
Team Woody - Ghana to Singapore - 11535km |
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vonpaso xlura
Baiting Guru
Joined: 10 Apr 2011
Posts: 13781
Location: Bertcad, Lojbanistan
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Sun Aug 09, 2015 11:55 am |
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Congo became Zaïre. I don't remember abacosts, but I remember seeing a newspaper article about how to pronounce it, which was unnecessary for me, as I had been reading French for about five years and knew what a dieresis is. |
_________________ ×12 ×3 ×3
unwashed
×163
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Accra - SH Cotonou
you are a fake people so do not ever write to me again.
Am mad at you right now ... Am tired of your questions ... Am sick and tire you and your bank
Nigerian pig . go swallow a grenade idiot. Boko Haram will solve your problem idiot .
you are big fool by send a fake payment information and never you contact me again asshole .
your passgae bearing your ATM CATD ... Ant Terrorist Certificate ... legal verterbrate ... expartiate your meaning ... gets to your dwaignted address ... successful ofghw transfer |
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Padme
Moderator
Joined: 27 May 2005
Posts: 7433
Location: The Rebel Base
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Sun Aug 09, 2015 1:39 pm |
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I still have this globe.... remember when this map was accurate?
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_________________ "Your knife will surely cut off your head trust me. Useless man zombie."
"Shege danburuba, your end has come. The spirit of all the people you kill is after you now and you can not excape it. See you in hell dan esika."
x2 x6 x2 Acra>Sngpre Acra>Dkr>Rsso>Bmko>Kpndo>Ctnu -Team Woody
Akure>Kano -Amos
x8 x2 Owerri>Maiduguri>Owerri>Lagos>Lomé>Bmko>Kolokani Bmko>Nioro>Bmko>Timbuktu>Bmko>Youri Bmko>Mauritania>Kidira>Dakar>Jail -Team Godwin
's - assorted West Africa safaris, Cyril w/ Spindrift, France-Dublin w/ DSW
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Justcold
*** BANNED ***
Joined: 27 Dec 2011
Posts: 6971
Location: Happy New Year!
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Sun Aug 09, 2015 3:16 pm |
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^Yep. Loved the bumps.
The Fonz jumped the shark. IBM PCjr. Calculators were cherished (and could not be used in math class). |
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06/24/2015 Good journey Paranoid.
02/20/2017 You are missed Capone.
10/21/2018 Thank you for the laughs Toomuchfun.
03/21/2019 Keep drinking Grape Nehi, JC. I will, Irish. You win this time. |
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metamit
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Jun 2014
Posts: 2068
Location: Derangement, no thanks to a lad
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Sun Aug 09, 2015 4:08 pm |
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- you had to wait for you computer to dial up to connect to the internet
- you could go through an airport without taking your shoes off at security
- gameboys were big, clunky and grayscale
- mobile phones were too big to stick in your back pocket
- your mom had to scream your name throughout the neighborhood when it was time to come home instead of just sending you a text (embarrasing when she calls you by your nickname, too)
- there was only one computer in your entire neighborhood (and the 3 or 4 surrounding neighborhoods) and it only had one game - hangman - that you had to access through a DOSprompt |
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Ser Davos
Elite Baiter
Joined: 06 Oct 2014
Posts: 1354
Location: Westeros
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Sun Aug 09, 2015 5:54 pm |
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I remember thinking that 3.5" floppy disks were epitome of portable file storage.
On a related note I also recall stopping a video game periodically to insert the next disk. |
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Prosper: Lagos>Bamako>Timbuktu with the Onion smugglers, TLH, and Jojobean
Isn't being a nerd all about being passionate about something that's inconsequential? |
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Fo'andles
Elite Baiter
Joined: 06 Jul 2007
Posts: 1654
Location: busy doing nothing, somewhere
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Sun Aug 09, 2015 9:35 pm |
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-scratchy pens and wall chalk at school.
-boys being told off for lining up at the bottom of open stairs, so girls could
go first and then complain about the boys, window shopping.
-fish and chips, served in newspaper, lovely on the way home from the pictures. |
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Lester
Baiting Guru
Joined: 20 Nov 2003
Posts: 2625
Location: Somewhere between here and there
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Mon Aug 10, 2015 3:22 pm |
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Playing track & field on a C64 or Atari400/800 (Had both) and shaking the joystick that later became practice for something else...
Having to load a game from a cassette tape for a Commodore Pet / Vic20 - and that took 15-20 mins!
9600 baud was super fast compared to your old 2400 or 300/1200 baud modem.
Blowing on the game cartridge before playing a NES game...
Riding in the back of a pickup was considered cool - and no one cared if kids did it.
6.5536mhz crystal and a certain item from Radio shack was a neat "toy"
Baiting via Postal mail with a Nigerian prince took weeks.. (okay, I never did this.. but we did get a letter once! |
_________________ x3 - R&H Spam Skit.
x2 x6
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$3,838,681.54 of fake checks taken off the street
x13 x4 4y 3m
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"Just open up and tell me the truth and stop tricking your dick." - Mr.Kofi Yousaof
"I'm a Muslim, Ok I'm a Christian, Mother F---. Get the F---- off my phone N-----, don't call me anymore." - A lad on the phone with "Homeland Security". |
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Bait-a Ray Bill
419Eater is my life
Joined: 11 Jun 2015
Posts: 272
Location: Somewhere else...
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Mon Aug 10, 2015 3:25 pm |
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Lester wrote: |
Blowing on the game cartridge before playing a NES game...
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Beat me to it... |
_________________ "FARTED ON U N UR BASTARD ENTIRE FAMILY GENERATION IDIOT" ~ Mike Elborno
"NO, NO, NO, I HAVE GETTING ANY MONEY YOU HAVE NOT SEND THE DETAILS" ~ "Sookie"
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A few prank phone calls to scammers
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Huntsman
Elite Baiter
Joined: 06 Jan 2015
Posts: 1020
Location: Beats me, How did I get here?
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Mon Aug 10, 2015 8:09 pm |
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I remember when gas was a 1.05 a gallon and thinking that was to high. |
_________________ My First one.
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My First one.
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"I am a ranked Drilldo, and as you may know, its a very secretive one." Drilldo-Captin James Hall
"You are talking like a drunker. This is not what I contacted you for". David Kim Lee |
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Kitty La Gore
Baiting Guru
Joined: 03 Feb 2014
Posts: 5024
Location: Information Superhighway, Exit 404
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Mon Aug 10, 2015 9:08 pm |
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8 track player in the car ("Rhinestone Cowboy", anyone?)
Beta vs VHS wars
Cassettes needing pencils to get them rewound
Come to think of it, my first computer needed a cassette player!!
Gently nudging a "skip" out of a record with a safety pin
Sewing machines at school
Typewriters and changing daisy wheels to get a different font
Stove top popcorn (although I hear you can still find it)
Untangling phone cords and inevitably seeing a hairpin turn in the middle of the loops and wondering how on earth it got there and how I would get it out
Wandering the world unsupervised with no cell phones or GPS
Get off my lawn. |
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Abiola-Tim: Lagos to Dakkar to Rosso (wDSW) 6 yrs (anniversary 5/27) | 5 yrs ~ Paul K
Why get a mentor? <--- Best way to advance your skills and meet awesome people!!
I'm really scared because I notice that I'm develop malaria because of the hot climax here ~ Abiola in Rosso
i was kidnap by Nigeria North desperate danger men in Borno state Nigeria all because of u ~Tim
You are been a foolish man with a naughty brain. ~Paul K |
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Fryer
Baiting Guru
Joined: 15 Mar 2008
Posts: 2672
Location: Global Computer Mega Cafe
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Mon Aug 10, 2015 10:31 pm |
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I don't remember any of that stuff.... |
_________________ x 710 x N x 2 Click here for a Sure Fire Pith Helmet Modality
YOU ARE A MOTHERFUCKER SCUMBAG AND AN EMPTY VESSEL
FUCK YOU AND YOUR ENTIRE FAMILY . YOU ARE SATAN. YOU ARE ANTI-CHRIST
guy nawaaa for you oooh |
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Inspector Gadget
Angel of unrealistic meetings
Joined: 20 Feb 2007
Posts: 6259
Location: Trumpton
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Tue Aug 11, 2015 7:53 am |
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Sound in computer games was restricted to :
beep boop boop beep boop boop bleeerpppp.
(Bonus pints if you can name the game.)
Commodore C64 was the bees knees, PC with 20Mb of hard drive was huge.
Late night entertainment was watching the little white dot on the telly fade away (from about 1" away) |
_________________ x2 Co bait with Rumbero Sao Tome island to Gabon van donation
Co bait with Jayhawk and VJD. Stanley's bottle tour Aba to Lagos
Team Hector, airport in installments and St Louis to Kayes
Halil, Cotonou to Accra
+ Precious 10/08/11
x8 x34 x 73
grown up man like him, still doing all this shit games - Stanley, (he doesn't like Parcel Direct)
You again do the strange reflections stuffed with drugs? - Natalia
x3 Hector 24/1/13 Moses 15th Oct 2011
x 2Mick Ole 11th Sept 2014-16 Asare Akuffo start 4th Aug 2014 |
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metamit
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Jun 2014
Posts: 2068
Location: Derangement, no thanks to a lad
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Tue Aug 11, 2015 12:22 pm |
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beep boop boop beep boop boop bleeerpppp |
Would that be Pacman or would that be older yet? LOL |
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B8er
Associate Boomdazzler
Joined: 16 Feb 2009
Posts: 13625
Location: In self-isolation practicing social distancing
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Tue Aug 11, 2015 12:48 pm |
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Sounds like space invaders to me. |
_________________ "I DENOUNCE THE MUFFIN MEN" - Ma Kim
"YOU ARE WALKING DEAD MAN. YOUR WOODEN COFFIN IS READY TO SWALLOW YOU AND YOUR DIRTY GENERATION"
"all chaps are ass-less by design otherwise they just be leather pants" - jose_cuervo
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x 4 x 1746 x 1904 - Fake cheques: $4,392,620.83
Team Woody - Ghana to Singapore - 11535km |
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