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jojobean
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Dec 2005
Posts: 7586
Location: YOU WILL DRINK YOUR URINE IN A COMERCIAL BUS
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Fri Jul 24, 2015 4:18 pm |
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It has been many years since I have baited, but since I have been back, I've had several people ask about that bait. We never published it properly. I do have a synopsis of it, however. It has the highlights and pics and the whole story.
This was a collaborative effort between YW, Professor So and So and myself.
http://s000.tinyupload.com/?file_id=19875434834523065824
Here is the link to the podcast from This American Life.
www.thisamericanlife.org/radio-archives/episode/363/enforcers
For those of you who asked, hopefully you enjoy. And I hope those links work.
If you ever wondered where the words stredded and hash conditions originated... Here ya go. The characters in this bait are about as complex and deep as a Shakespeare play. |
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Christ Ghana-Chad
Miracle Benin-Chad
Omar Edo-Abeche
Adamu Lagos-Abeche
Emi - S Africa-Egypt-Sudan 10k miles
Chris Dakar-Niger-BF-Cameroon-Lagos-Mali-Nairobi 9.6k miles
Kevin Accra- BF x2, Togo x2, Kumasi x3, Bolgatanga, Benin City, Tamale x2 5k miles x 6
Kenny 3k miles- dont f*ck me up about the payment plz. i have a policy about that. I JUST GOT A SMALL GOAT TODAY AND ITS IN MY HOUSE NOW. i lobve the goat.
Ben 2.5k miles
Misc Germany-Holland, Atlanta, Beijing-ChangZhou, London-Glasgow, TIMBUKTU x 2
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Thursten3rd
Elite Baiter
Joined: 21 Dec 2014
Posts: 1893
Location: Twilight zone outer limits
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Fri Jul 24, 2015 4:30 pm |
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I'm actually just finishing reading about that bait in the Greatest Hits section. Brilliant work. |
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A grovelling lad is a happy lad. - My current mantra
...you cannot kill me of Innocency....! - Reverend Mark Obum
Well, is now getting to a point which you're searching for the other side of me, and if you don,t reason well, you will surely see it from me. - Steve Jobs, Commander in Chief |
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jojobean
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Dec 2005
Posts: 7586
Location: YOU WILL DRINK YOUR URINE IN A COMERCIAL BUS
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Fri Jul 24, 2015 4:35 pm |
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^^^^
I didn't know it was in the greatest hits section. This is a link to the original bait.
https://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=133890 |
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Christ Ghana-Chad
Miracle Benin-Chad
Omar Edo-Abeche
Adamu Lagos-Abeche
Emi - S Africa-Egypt-Sudan 10k miles
Chris Dakar-Niger-BF-Cameroon-Lagos-Mali-Nairobi 9.6k miles
Kevin Accra- BF x2, Togo x2, Kumasi x3, Bolgatanga, Benin City, Tamale x2 5k miles x 6
Kenny 3k miles- dont f*ck me up about the payment plz. i have a policy about that. I JUST GOT A SMALL GOAT TODAY AND ITS IN MY HOUSE NOW. i lobve the goat.
Ben 2.5k miles
Misc Germany-Holland, Atlanta, Beijing-ChangZhou, London-Glasgow, TIMBUKTU x 2 |
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Thursten3rd
Elite Baiter
Joined: 21 Dec 2014
Posts: 1893
Location: Twilight zone outer limits
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Fri Jul 24, 2015 4:53 pm |
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Hmm. Maybe not. Well, if it isn't there, it SHOULD be. |
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A grovelling lad is a happy lad. - My current mantra
...you cannot kill me of Innocency....! - Reverend Mark Obum
Well, is now getting to a point which you're searching for the other side of me, and if you don,t reason well, you will surely see it from me. - Steve Jobs, Commander in Chief |
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jojobean
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Dec 2005
Posts: 7586
Location: YOU WILL DRINK YOUR URINE IN A COMERCIAL BUS
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Fri Jul 24, 2015 5:11 pm |
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Thursten3rd wrote: |
Hmm. Maybe not. Well, if it isn't there, it SHOULD be. |
It was there. I just linked it in that last post. I really wished we had saved everything from that bait. But we are missing phone calls and all that.
There were so many good calls on that bait. |
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Christ Ghana-Chad
Miracle Benin-Chad
Omar Edo-Abeche
Adamu Lagos-Abeche
Emi - S Africa-Egypt-Sudan 10k miles
Chris Dakar-Niger-BF-Cameroon-Lagos-Mali-Nairobi 9.6k miles
Kevin Accra- BF x2, Togo x2, Kumasi x3, Bolgatanga, Benin City, Tamale x2 5k miles x 6
Kenny 3k miles- dont f*ck me up about the payment plz. i have a policy about that. I JUST GOT A SMALL GOAT TODAY AND ITS IN MY HOUSE NOW. i lobve the goat.
Ben 2.5k miles
Misc Germany-Holland, Atlanta, Beijing-ChangZhou, London-Glasgow, TIMBUKTU x 2 |
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EU321
Master Baiter
Joined: 11 Jul 2011
Posts: 229
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Fri Jul 24, 2015 7:11 pm |
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Is it allowed to ask what the death skull means on your signature jojobean? |
_________________ x12
who are you and what are trying to do? why are you playing with me? JACK 5MITH
WE DON’T PALY HERE, WE ARE TIRED OF YOUR GAMES. United R1vals after 30x MTCN v4ult logins |
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jojobean
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Dec 2005
Posts: 7586
Location: YOU WILL DRINK YOUR URINE IN A COMERCIAL BUS
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Fri Jul 24, 2015 7:24 pm |
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EU321 wrote: |
Is it allowed to ask what the death skull means on your signature jojobean? |
You're allowed to ask yes.
One of them was for this bait here, with Adamu.
The other was a not very publicized bait... It involved an arrest and some other stuff that's scarier than USMAN B3ll0. (Is that still a thing here?) |
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Christ Ghana-Chad
Miracle Benin-Chad
Omar Edo-Abeche
Adamu Lagos-Abeche
Emi - S Africa-Egypt-Sudan 10k miles
Chris Dakar-Niger-BF-Cameroon-Lagos-Mali-Nairobi 9.6k miles
Kevin Accra- BF x2, Togo x2, Kumasi x3, Bolgatanga, Benin City, Tamale x2 5k miles x 6
Kenny 3k miles- dont f*ck me up about the payment plz. i have a policy about that. I JUST GOT A SMALL GOAT TODAY AND ITS IN MY HOUSE NOW. i lobve the goat.
Ben 2.5k miles
Misc Germany-Holland, Atlanta, Beijing-ChangZhou, London-Glasgow, TIMBUKTU x 2 |
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bobbybobby
Elite Baiter
Joined: 17 Jun 2015
Posts: 1942
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Posted:
Fri Jul 24, 2015 7:49 pm |
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jojobean wrote: |
that's scarier than Usm4n B3ll0. |
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_________________ "CHAIRMAN OF ASHAWO CLUB"
"YOU ARE COMPLETELY A LUNATIC."
"PLEAS DO NOT SEND ANY OF MY EMAIL COPY TO THE MAD MAN.AGAIN."
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Saint Arnold
Elite Baiter
Joined: 26 Sep 2006
Posts: 1261
Location: By the kegerator
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Fri Jul 24, 2015 8:00 pm |
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Oh my Lord, that was awesome. I guess I now need to spend another weekend re-reading the bait.
Heh. Stredded. |
_________________ The baiter formerly known as Krona
Our legal team are on standby for the next line of action in this very interesting case.already they are still studying the MTCN number that you sent,it will be used as evidence together with your full names and address,when this epic battle commences. - the one and only Charles Soludo
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x15 (RIP) x7 x1
Lottery lad, Benin City - Abuja A new minister, Lagos-Benin City The same minister, Lagos - Tamale, Ghana
Dr. Johnson - Abidjan-Abuja and back again (so far! - 1666 miles round trip)
<----because life can seem bleary and bleak without one. TS
Because Lotta is a great and beautiful mod!
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modokmind
Elite Baiter
Joined: 25 Oct 2011
Posts: 1033
Location: Advanced Idea Mechanics Headquarters
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Fri Jul 24, 2015 8:08 pm |
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So I will ask, who or what is Usm4n B3ll0 and does anyone have a link it the bait? |
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Raymond Adams 12/6/2011 to 3/13/2013 (1 year, 3 months, 8 days)
- Michael Larthy: 2053 KM (Lagos – Safari Hote1 Monrovia) |
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jojobean
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Dec 2005
Posts: 7586
Location: YOU WILL DRINK YOUR URINE IN A COMERCIAL BUS
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Fri Jul 24, 2015 9:24 pm |
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Usm4n B3ll0 is known as the Axeman. He's not good. He's been known to cause havoc on lads as well as baiters. He was around when I baited, but I don't know if he's even doing his thing. I would think he would be done by now. You can probably search under Axeman for more information. I don't like to talk about him. He's been known to take off some lad fingers.
Saint Arnold wrote: |
Oh my Lord, that was awesome. I guess I now need to spend another weekend re-reading the bait.
Heh. Stredded. |
Yes. This is where stredded and hash conditions originated. |
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Christ Ghana-Chad
Miracle Benin-Chad
Omar Edo-Abeche
Adamu Lagos-Abeche
Emi - S Africa-Egypt-Sudan 10k miles
Chris Dakar-Niger-BF-Cameroon-Lagos-Mali-Nairobi 9.6k miles
Kevin Accra- BF x2, Togo x2, Kumasi x3, Bolgatanga, Benin City, Tamale x2 5k miles x 6
Kenny 3k miles- dont f*ck me up about the payment plz. i have a policy about that. I JUST GOT A SMALL GOAT TODAY AND ITS IN MY HOUSE NOW. i lobve the goat.
Ben 2.5k miles
Misc Germany-Holland, Atlanta, Beijing-ChangZhou, London-Glasgow, TIMBUKTU x 2 |
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doc holliday
Squirrels Hate Me
Joined: 06 Feb 2008
Posts: 2477
Location: Behind the Oriental,taking potshots at hitlads.
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Fri Jul 24, 2015 11:17 pm |
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Ah, memories. This is the bait that forced me to buy my first laptop. At the time, when it came to desktops I was a big believer in rolling my own. Something fried on the motherboard, but no big deal. Could keep up on things at work while I was figuring out my next build. But it was July 4th weekend and I had to keep up with this awesome bait. It was worth ever penny I paid for it to be able to watch this unfold. |
_________________ Fuck off, and wait for your death, you fucking dog's eater, I will see this to the end, already, you are a fucking negativity to this world, go to hell after two puuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
Jack N0delay,hitlad
You have given me enough stress through the shit you sent to me
Jack the hitlad
What you sent to me is not real, don't you fucking understand simple english, that is not real slip from money gram, I have been using money gram before now, FUCK YOU. IDIOT. PLAY YOUR GAME WELL. MASTER OF ALL PLAYERS
Jack,the hitlad who keeps giving me fresh sig lines
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Big X
Baiting Guru
Joined: 14 Nov 2012
Posts: 23946
Location: Stalag Luft III
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Fri Jul 24, 2015 11:31 pm |
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Reading this bait is what caused me to join Eater. I read an article in 2012 on internet scams that referenced scambaiting, and linked to the Adamu bait thread. Even without the links to the calls working, it was hilarious to read through, and after lurking for a bit, I joined up.
So jojo, I guess the lads who have lost 9000+ sites to me have you to thank for it. |
_________________ x237 x44 x2 x4
x15,508
Rev Ozzy: Warri-Lome-Cotonou
Woody: Accra-Singapore
Archie x2: Lagos-Natitingou, Abuja-Niamey
John W, Rev Ozzy, Lil Richard, Zenith, Ever Bank, Robert M, Archie x2 |
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dementedman
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 24 Dec 2012
Posts: 699
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Sat Jul 25, 2015 6:11 pm |
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Thank you for posting this. That was a fun hour read
Makes me want to read the bait of the guys who stayed three years. |
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dr stephen williams
Baiting Guru
Joined: 06 Aug 2007
Posts: 16749
Location: Dreadful Hater-ville
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Sat Jul 25, 2015 10:09 pm |
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You guys made Abeche a destination. The Adamu bait established Abeche as the other end of nowhere. We sent Hector there. He did not like the guy who ran the internet cafe and complained when we sent him on to Adre to meet Colonel Bob. And, of course, the entry of "Stredded in hash conditions" into the lexicon of baiting is gold. |
_________________ x10 Acra-Ctnu Tgo-Pnjari Lgos-Ctnu Lgos-Ynde Lgos-Mndmba Lgs-Prku PrtHrcrt-Abche Lgos-Nttngu Bmko-Ctnu (wDQ) Frnce-Dbln (wPadme)
x2 x7 x7 x6 Team Turd Lgs-Dla Bnn-Lbra Acra-Dkar Dkr-Bnjul- Dkr-Tmbktu-Abche-Adre-N'djmna Lgos-Cairo-Aswn-Jail Ctnu-Lgos Ctnu-acra Lgos-Jbrg-Drbn-Prt-Elzbth-CT-Sprngbk-CT-Drbn-CT-Hrre-Lska-DsSlm-Mmbsa-Nirbi-Kmpla 28,510 Miles
x2 x6 x4 Team Woody Acra-Sngpre Acra-Dkr-Rsso-Bmko Acra-Ctnu
Lgos-Dkr-Rsso (wKLG)
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TheLoneHaranguer
** SUSPENDED **
Joined: 04 Apr 2014
Posts: 1375
Location: In Prosper's private hell
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Sun Jul 26, 2015 12:13 am |
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^^^ That was my reaction when Jojo first sent me a copy of The Road to Abeche. I was like "Holy shit! You're the 'stredded in hash conditions' guy?!?" |
_________________ Harry Loans
George "Dimwit" Padmore
Dave Tittysoggy: "you have spirit of betrayer in you and you make me doubt your competence as a lawyer"
Pastor Omar (Edo->N'Djamena->Abeche): "I have been slept in tached huts in the Sahara deserts"
x3 x3 Rev. Prosper (Lagos->Timbuktu): "I have never been in to this type of thing in my life and you called it enjoyment"
House Haranguer: Alone we stand, together we thrive
"trust is hard to build until the foot step of trust has been stepped" Jammy King, getting philosophical
"i HAVE WRITTEN 73 MESSAGES TO YOU WHAT DO YOU TAKE ME FOR?" Rev. Boutin Dickson, not getting it |
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dr stephen williams
Baiting Guru
Joined: 06 Aug 2007
Posts: 16749
Location: Dreadful Hater-ville
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Sun Jul 26, 2015 1:11 am |
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I watched it unfold. It was an act of brilliance. Top notch stuff. It was inspirational. |
_________________ x10 Acra-Ctnu Tgo-Pnjari Lgos-Ctnu Lgos-Ynde Lgos-Mndmba Lgs-Prku PrtHrcrt-Abche Lgos-Nttngu Bmko-Ctnu (wDQ) Frnce-Dbln (wPadme)
x2 x7 x7 x6 Team Turd Lgs-Dla Bnn-Lbra Acra-Dkar Dkr-Bnjul- Dkr-Tmbktu-Abche-Adre-N'djmna Lgos-Cairo-Aswn-Jail Ctnu-Lgos Ctnu-acra Lgos-Jbrg-Drbn-Prt-Elzbth-CT-Sprngbk-CT-Drbn-CT-Hrre-Lska-DsSlm-Mmbsa-Nirbi-Kmpla 28,510 Miles
x2 x6 x4 Team Woody Acra-Sngpre Acra-Dkr-Rsso-Bmko Acra-Ctnu
Lgos-Dkr-Rsso (wKLG)
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kishnabe
Wannabe Baiter
Joined: 17 Aug 2014
Posts: 93
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Posted:
Sun Jul 26, 2015 2:43 am |
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So far at the Magazine part...been reading this on and off for a month.
Jojo..I know the audio clips are gone, do you still have the fake magazine? |
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jojobean
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Dec 2005
Posts: 7586
Location: YOU WILL DRINK YOUR URINE IN A COMERCIAL BUS
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Sun Jul 26, 2015 3:25 am |
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Awwww. So glad to hear you all enjoyed it that much. It's awesome to hear that this bait encouraged some of you to join. Or to buy laptops. I feel like a grandfather. Papa Jojo.
kishnabe wrote: |
So far at the Magazine part...been reading this on and off for a month.
Jojo..I know the audio clips are gone, do you still have the fake magazine? |
I do have it. I can host it. I have to find a place that will allow some really NSFW pics. I'll do it tomorrow maybe. They're hysterical pics. |
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Christ Ghana-Chad
Miracle Benin-Chad
Omar Edo-Abeche
Adamu Lagos-Abeche
Emi - S Africa-Egypt-Sudan 10k miles
Chris Dakar-Niger-BF-Cameroon-Lagos-Mali-Nairobi 9.6k miles
Kevin Accra- BF x2, Togo x2, Kumasi x3, Bolgatanga, Benin City, Tamale x2 5k miles x 6
Kenny 3k miles- dont f*ck me up about the payment plz. i have a policy about that. I JUST GOT A SMALL GOAT TODAY AND ITS IN MY HOUSE NOW. i lobve the goat.
Ben 2.5k miles
Misc Germany-Holland, Atlanta, Beijing-ChangZhou, London-Glasgow, TIMBUKTU x 2 |
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TheLoneHaranguer
** SUSPENDED **
Joined: 04 Apr 2014
Posts: 1375
Location: In Prosper's private hell
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Sun Jul 26, 2015 4:05 pm |
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dr stephen williams wrote: |
I watched it unfold. It was an act of brilliance. |
Trust me, doc -- I'm enjoying getting to watch this current one unfold. And I've got the best seat in the house.. |
_________________ Harry Loans
George "Dimwit" Padmore
Dave Tittysoggy: "you have spirit of betrayer in you and you make me doubt your competence as a lawyer"
Pastor Omar (Edo->N'Djamena->Abeche): "I have been slept in tached huts in the Sahara deserts"
x3 x3 Rev. Prosper (Lagos->Timbuktu): "I have never been in to this type of thing in my life and you called it enjoyment"
House Haranguer: Alone we stand, together we thrive
"trust is hard to build until the foot step of trust has been stepped" Jammy King, getting philosophical
"i HAVE WRITTEN 73 MESSAGES TO YOU WHAT DO YOU TAKE ME FOR?" Rev. Boutin Dickson, not getting it |
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Wurzgnubbel
419Eater is my life
Joined: 07 Apr 2006
Posts: 441
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Sun Jul 26, 2015 6:06 pm |
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Wasn't Usman replaced with the almighty and all powerful and very malevolent Mr. Gomer? Anyway, is Mr.Gomer still a thing here any more? |
_________________ Now i know that you are nothing but a rouge, a killer, a resist, aback bitter, a lie, a tourt, a nornentity, a surscy human being. (Mister Larry Kent)
the test question here is still who is the bastard b@la h@ssan, so were did you change the test question, and there is no change in this slip, this is the first slip you sent to me, you are wasting my time and dont call me a bastard in your next mail. (Hitman B@la H@ssan)
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17388
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Sun Jul 26, 2015 9:20 pm |
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Gomer is still a powerful force for Lad anguisb and breast-beating. |
_________________ Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE
x5 x2 x 246
x 5 - Oyenka Chidinma Lagos-Cotonou; Dickyboi Lagos-Accra; Femmy Lagos-Porto Novo; "Woody" Accra-Singapore; Henry Philip Abuja-Natitingou w/MG & DSW
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mugu_eater
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 30 Aug 2009
Posts: 719
Location: Thailand
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Mon Jul 27, 2015 10:15 am |
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Great bait with so many twists.Great co working.
It's funny that i wanted to suggest in Omars thread to do next time a durian instead then bananas while years ago another sick mind suggested this in adamus thread.I am happy to send one over evey time a lad leaves for this holliday destination.
Do you keep contact with this internet cafe owner?
i am ashamed i didn't read that bait before |
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mr Frank Bode
NOW I KNOW YOU ARE THE MOST STUPID ANIMAL THAT EVER EXIST ON EARTH. FB
ANYWAY THERES NO REASON TO WASTE MY PRECIOUS TIME WITH HE GOAT LIKE YOU..I KNOW ANIMAL LIKE YOU WOULD NOT KNOW SIMPLE COURTESY OF APOLOGY FOR WASTING A TIME OF A RESPONSIBLE BUSINESSMAN LIKE ME.
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kishnabe
Wannabe Baiter
Joined: 17 Aug 2014
Posts: 93
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Tue Jul 28, 2015 3:06 am |
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I think you can upload to google drive/dropbox as a ZIP/rar. |
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Mr. Labowski
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Sep 2013
Posts: 2210
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Tue Jul 28, 2015 8:56 am |
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I had never heard the radio feature before. Pretty well done actually. I expected that it would have the tone of the scambaiter being the bad guy, but I do like that they ended it with the lad telling the victim to send the money rather than give medicine to a child. The true colors exposed...
When you read out what the note you gave him said in Arabic I pretty much lost it. |
_________________ Ghana > Bouake Accra > Abidjan > Divo 14-days <a href="https://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=255631&postdays=0&postorder=asc&start=0">"I slept by de roadside!"</a> Bamako > Abidjan > Bouake Lagos > Lome Birmingham > Looe Cambridge > Looe
Accra > Bouake > Korhogo (Eric & Franklin) 56-days <a href="https://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=272042&postdays=0&postorder=asc&start=0">"Uzumbo and his gang will kill us here!"</a> Accra > Abuja
Accra > Abuja > Jos > Bauchi > Gombe > Biu > Maiduguri (Eric & Franklin) 40-days
Lagos > Yaounde (Team Humphere) Abuja > Niamey (Archie) "You are circuit of psychological derail bastards"
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