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Merv48
419Eater is my life
Joined: 26 Jan 2014
Posts: 262
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Sun Jul 05, 2015 6:00 pm |
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Doncha just hate it when t'Internet fails...
Sorry gkairpetdelivery service - we only get Internet every two or three days in Vatersay for about an hour. The full shipment details and the various import forms we need to import rare breed goats into the Scottish Western Isles are attac |
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  - a growing herd - mostly from John Smith - a great chap to practice CC Lad baiting on.
 - quite a few - some from John Smith some from Lord's Blessing Orphanage (etc)
and loads from the Autotrader scam - but I think that may be over by now.
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I am charged with seeking the rightful hair - Stanley Shawn (sic)
Please cut this crab - Barrister Martins Johnson
Not a grand father clock as that is of no use to the west africa office - Stanley Shawn (again) |
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Nailgunner
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 May 2008
Posts: 8727
Location: ̢̝̣̳̗ͅş̱̖̹͉̬̣̖h̷̗͉̘̱͍̗ͅr͉̙̖̥͡_̛i̦̞n̷͉͈̺̪̯̹E̸͎̫̭̞̙ͅ
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Sun Jul 05, 2015 9:15 pm |
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See what you did there  |
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"I still have your name tattoo on me. No woman want me because of this"
"Baster ScamBaiter like you. just leave me alone, and delete my email from you least" |
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Father Moleman
*** BANNED ***
Joined: 24 Dec 2014
Posts: 1929
Location: Somewhere far away
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Sun Jul 05, 2015 9:21 pm |
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In't t'internet in Bolton? |
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Merv48
419Eater is my life
Joined: 26 Jan 2014
Posts: 262
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Tue Jul 07, 2015 10:36 pm |
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Goatboy bought it so my latest is:
Could you please give me your name? Internet in my part of Scotland is very bad and I spend most of my time at sea fishing for cod, hake and sea bass and sea Internet is even worse than land Internet. When I am at sea I use morse code to communicate with family and friends onshore. For example if I wanted to tell my wife (Debbie Harry) what I wanted for tea I would send her a message like this:
-.. . .- .-. / -.. . -... -... .. . / .... .- .-. .-. -.-- --..-- / .. / .-- --- ..- .-.. -.. / .-.. .. -.- . / ..-. .. ... .... / .- -. -.. / -.-. .... .. .--. ... / ..-. --- .-. / - . .- .-.-.-
Please visit:
http://morsecode.scphillips.com/translator.html
and use that site to translate morse code - send me a test morse code message and I will reply ASAP.
I will be at sea for at least two weeks. |
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- a growing herd - mostly from John Smith - a great chap to practice CC Lad baiting on.
- quite a few - some from John Smith some from Lord's Blessing Orphanage (etc)
and loads from the Autotrader scam - but I think that may be over by now.
+++
I am charged with seeking the rightful hair - Stanley Shawn (sic)
Please cut this crab - Barrister Martins Johnson
Not a grand father clock as that is of no use to the west africa office - Stanley Shawn (again) |
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vonpaso xlura
Baiting Guru
Joined: 10 Apr 2011
Posts: 13781
Location: Bertcad, Lojbanistan
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Wed Jul 08, 2015 12:31 am |
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Go to the nearby island, you can at least get Barrapunto, said Ben Becula, gazing uistfully at the sea.
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Accra - SH Cotonou
you are a fake people so do not ever write to me again.
Am mad at you right now ... Am tired of your questions ... Am sick and tire you and your bank
Nigerian pig . go swallow a grenade idiot. Boko Haram will solve your problem idiot .
you are big fool by send a fake payment information and never you contact me again asshole .
your passgae bearing your ATM CATD ... Ant Terrorist Certificate ... legal verterbrate ... expartiate your meaning ... gets to your dwaignted address ... successful ofghw transfer |
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