Independence Day

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Posted: Sat Jul 04, 2015 8:30 pm

A quick one off by TJ and a Laddy that seems to enjoy coming back for more:

Quote:

TJ: Hey there
Faith: Yes am here where have u been???
TJ: Sorry I has been driving a whole bunch.
Faith: Ok so can u send me the money now???
TJ: Well I spose I can my little Bacon Sandwich.
Faith: Can u send via western union????
TJ: Well I was thinking a Bankering account would be more better yes I do!
Faith: Babe western union will be faster sending here via bank will take days
TJ: but Banks are insured and not run by Greasy hippies.
Faith: OK
But do u have the acc I gave u the other time?
TJ: I can't say I has it on me Little Laddy.
Faith: Oh ok
Account - 8675309
Name – MR. MUGU ,
swift code - XOXOXO,
Sort code - Stuff,
Address - FIRST BANK OF ANIGERIA, MARINA LAGOS.
can u do that now???
TJ: I'll get right on it my little Baconator.
Faith: Ok dear will u let me know when u are done???
TJ: I sure will my Peach cobbler with extra Whipped cream.
Faith: What does that mean???
TJ: Er I means I will tells you when I has done the dang transfer it is does.
So what you wearing??
Faith: On my gown
TJ: Tell me more am interested!
Faith: Yes am on my night gown no panties
TJ: Oh I likes that a whole bunch my Tuna Taco.
Faith: Realy it can be all urs if u can get me over there?????
TJ: I sure does likes that my Crab Factory but I wants me some action now too.
Faith: Dear i dont have internet here now just using my pager to chat with u
that is why i need ur help now
TJ: Am sure you can come up with something my Lover Laddy.
Faith: I cant dear if i can i will do
TJ: Am sad but just remembered it's the Fourth of July!!!
Happy Independence Day my Sweat one!
Dang near forgot that all the Banks are closed for the Holiday.
Let Freedom ring, Let the White Dove sing
Let the whole world know that today is the day of reckoning
Let the weak be strong, Let the right be wrong
Roll the stone away, let the guilty pay its Independence Day!
And that’s a big for sure for sure Little Laddy!
Faith: ok

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6mF6XCE4Pn8

Posted: Sun Jul 05, 2015 6:47 pm

Awesome.