"do not forget to add salt"---NSFW

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Posted: Sat Jun 06, 2015 2:48 pm

Today, I opened my mailbox to find the best rant ever....This was sent from a Loan Lad. After I got the bank account from the scammer, and reported it, and started making him jump through bureaucratic hoops filling out unnecessary paperwork. Well, he got fed up with it, and frustrated that the fee Dr. ***** had sent was stuck in a perpetual limbo...he broke with this poetic email:

Quote:

"Dr. *****, and his broke bank

Our accountant along with the director of our business banking
institution have been in direct contact with your bank. No funds were
sent to us by you with the explanation that your email account was
not a bank account nor was it associated with any banking institution(
I work with that bank,and have never seen such receipt) . Our
corporate board conducted a hasty meeting just now and have confirmed
that you Dr, ***** and the rubbish bank ****** are an asshole, a
bastard, a criminal sons of a whore. Not my words, but the words of
my corporate head and I must now consider that you are indeed an
assholes, so sorry but my hands are tied. So, asshole can you explain
yourself? What kind of low rent low brow underhanded shit are you
trying to pull on us. You are too poor to afford 300$ to for
cigarettes to a friend much less lend $300.00 to me to get your loan
to you. You suck homeless men's penis for cigarettes behind the bus
station and sleep in a trash dumpster. You are so broke your wife
fucks the grocer so you can have rice and beans for dinner. I am so
happy that I will not continue with this and that they explained the
situation with what you are trying to do. They will be contacting
you asshole as you got lots of questions to answer . Who knows, why
anyone would waste time with such a foolish inept barely relevant
disorganized grabastic piece of amphibian shit such as yourself.

I never believed this will be a set up.

Please all of you should eat shit and do not forget to add salt"

Master Baiter Joined: 26 Apr 2015 Posts: 239

that is GOLD!!!

Posted: Sun Jun 07, 2015 2:01 pm

Thanks!
I found one of the insults here: http://www.hark.com/clips/lndbkhhrdp-you-are-nothing-but-unorganized-grabastic-pieces-of-amphibian-shit

It seems my lad went about the internet compiling a list of the best insults he could find. (Or he's a really big FMJ fan!) To inspire such effort fueled by animosity is truly an honer.

If you wanna stoke the flames, here's his addy: mrwilliamsreloans @ gmail. com (I broke it up.)

I wrote back:

Quote:

Me~Thanks for dey $300 dolla via WU! da mugu Dr***** westy he alredy send 2 you foool, mi hark
da accont and innercept MCTN...got one payday an chop some more.no Wahala,bro. think u
clever after u get scammed once. Loan guymen dey dumbest,son of mermaid beggar like you!
ooooooooooooo!

Lad~Ur fada

Posted: Sun Jun 07, 2015 2:09 pm

Lewis Siffer wrote:

rice and beans for dinner

Thats a bit of a boring meal.

Posted: Fri Jun 26, 2015 7:03 pm

Well done, lew! I especially love it when he tells you he has to think that you and your bank are both assholes because that is what his CEO said.

And, you totally need to put one of these lines in your siggy:

Fradustrated Lad wrote:

You suck homeless men's penis for cigarettes behind the bus
station and sleep in a trash dumpster. You are so broke your wife
fucks the grocer so you can have rice and beans for dinner.

(blah, blah, blah)

Please all of you should eat shit and do not forget to add salt"

Posted: Fri Jun 26, 2015 10:27 pm

Music to baiter ears-a priceless rant!

Posted: Fri Jun 26, 2015 11:56 pm

Quote:

You are too poor to afford 300$ to for cigarettes to a friend

If a friend asked me to borrow $300 for cigarettes, I'd get them some nicotine gum!

You might email back that you will look for a new lender with much better customer service skills.

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