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The Monsignor
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Joined: 08 Nov 2006
Posts: 3221
Location: St Michael's Chapel
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Fri Jun 05, 2015 12:37 am |
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I am delighted to at last join jojobean and Dr Mike's exclusive Club.
More later, but for now...
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Ginger Lee
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Mar 2012
Posts: 5380
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Fri Jun 05, 2015 12:40 am |
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I don't think the lads appreciated it as much as we all did, some fine damage you have done! |
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bware419ers
419Eater Admin
Joined: 25 Jun 2012
Posts: 21302
Location: Searching for the Platinum Piggie
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Padme
Moderator
Joined: 27 May 2005
Posts: 7433
Location: The Rebel Base
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Fri Jun 05, 2015 12:45 am |
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Wow!  |
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"Your knife will surely cut off your head trust me. Useless man zombie."
"Shege danburuba, your end has come. The spirit of all the people you kill is after you now and you can not excape it. See you in hell dan esika."
  x2   x6  x2  Acra>Sngpre Acra>Dkr>Rsso>Bmko>Kpndo>Ctnu -Team Woody
 Akure>Kano -Amos
x8 x2 Owerri>Maiduguri>Owerri>Lagos>Lomé>Bmko>Kolokani Bmko>Nioro>Bmko>Timbuktu>Bmko>Youri Bmko>Mauritania>Kidira>Dakar>Jail -Team Godwin
's - assorted West Africa safaris, Cyril w/ Spindrift, France-Dublin w/ DSW
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Tsnerd
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 14 Jul 2005
Posts: 41
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Fri Jun 05, 2015 12:51 am |
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Very impressive, sir! |
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Fakers: many, many, lots; an SSL and a couple of Resellers.
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Thursten3rd
Elite Baiter
Joined: 21 Dec 2014
Posts: 1893
Location: Twilight zone outer limits
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Fri Jun 05, 2015 12:53 am |
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All I can say is keep up the most excellent work!   |
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A grovelling lad is a happy lad. - My current mantra
...you cannot kill me of Innocency....! - Reverend Mark Obum
Well, is now getting to a point which you're searching for the other side of me, and if you don,t reason well, you will surely see it from me. - Steve Jobs, Commander in Chief |
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B8er
Associate Boomdazzler
Joined: 16 Feb 2009
Posts: 13625
Location: In self-isolation practicing social distancing
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Fri Jun 05, 2015 1:41 am |
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Great work TM.  |
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"I DENOUNCE THE MUFFIN MEN" - Ma Kim
"YOU ARE WALKING DEAD MAN. YOUR WOODEN COFFIN IS READY TO SWALLOW YOU AND YOUR DIRTY GENERATION"
"all chaps are ass-less by design otherwise they just be leather pants" - jose_cuervo
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Mr. Kruse
Baiting Guru
Joined: 29 Mar 2009
Posts: 2725
Location: Playing reindeer games
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Fri Jun 05, 2015 2:26 am |
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Gratz, TM!
You have REALLY administered some lad pain here.
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"You are a big fool and mumu"
"STUPID MOFO...U NO GET MONEY BUY CC....FUCKIN BROKE N#%%&" - Lee Gatsby, CC Mogul
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Anita and Tex
$7,715 so far of bad checks captured.
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Mr. Labowski
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Sep 2013
Posts: 2210
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Fri Jun 05, 2015 2:59 am |
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Every one is hard earned!
TM - We really deserve some highlights... perhaps a few links to some of your favorite safaris.
(The one where Mr. P gets murdered comes to mind, as well as the one with the pissed off lads on the webcam in Accra, along with many others ) |
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Ghana > Bouake Accra > Abidjan > Divo 14-days <a href="https://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=255631&postdays=0&postorder=asc&start=0">"I slept by de roadside!"</a> Bamako > Abidjan > Bouake Lagos > Lome Birmingham > Looe Cambridge > Looe
Accra > Bouake > Korhogo (Eric & Franklin) 56-days <a href="https://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=272042&postdays=0&postorder=asc&start=0">"Uzumbo and his gang will kill us here!"</a> Accra > Abuja
Accra > Abuja > Jos > Bauchi > Gombe > Biu > Maiduguri (Eric & Franklin) 40-days
Lagos > Yaounde (Team Humphere) Abuja > Niamey (Archie) "You are circuit of psychological derail bastards"
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Big X
Baiting Guru
Joined: 14 Nov 2012
Posts: 23946
Location: Stalag Luft III
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Fri Jun 05, 2015 3:19 am |
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Congratulations Monsignor! Truly an outstanding achievement. |
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Rev Ozzy: Warri-Lome-Cotonou
Woody: Accra-Singapore
Archie x2: Lagos-Natitingou, Abuja-Niamey
John W, Rev Ozzy, Lil Richard, Zenith, Ever Bank, Robert M, Archie x2 |
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Bort
Elite Baiter
Joined: 22 Apr 2011
Posts: 1652
Location: The land of crocodiles, drop-bears and corrupt premiers
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Fri Jun 05, 2015 3:27 am |
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Congratulations Monsignor, that is an astonishing amount of safaris! The Hell Safari from a few years back remains one of the funniest baits I have read. |
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"After the IRS approved our form i became very joyful and much expectant of the money... now i am feeling so bad about the whole thing", "I feel like crying my eyes out of it sockets" - Ozzy Warri-Lome (w/ Big X)
"GOD WILL GORGE YOU, BECAUSE I DON'T KNOW A CRIMINAL LIKE YOU", "I BELIEVE YOU ARE A DEVIL INCANATE", "I DON'T UNDERSTAND THE KIND OF HUMAN ARE YOU" - Rev Nachaat
"god will surely judge you for all you have made me gone through", "STOP PLAYING DIRTY GAMES WITH ME", "OGUN WILL KILL ALL YOU ALL" - Scott Larry Benin City-Sokoto
Leaked Emma Watson/Emily Kinney sextape |
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dementedman
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 24 Dec 2012
Posts: 699
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Fri Jun 05, 2015 3:43 am |
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It's been a pleasure to watch happen  |
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KissOfDeath
Elite Baiter
Joined: 19 Aug 2013
Posts: 1289
Location: Back in jose_cuervo's ... um, arms
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Fri Jun 05, 2015 3:50 am |
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Ohhhh, WOWWWWW, TM --
Truly amazing, incredible work -- I join everyone else in saluting you, Sir!!!
***WildApplause*Hoot*Holler*Whistle*** |
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Victims Always Come First
x14 ~ Assorted
x33 ~ Assorted
x78 + x3 ~ DT
x789+959 w/Team BaconBoi ~ "This charge-back/reversals is now getting on my nerves." ~ "What exactly are you? Why are you fooling me?"
Gadgeteer Grad 05/29/15
2015 Co-Winner w/Nick Roper
“What the hell is wrong with you?”~"Stop playing games with me okay" ~ PartyBoi w/Team Sley
“jose and KoD, Eater's <strike>most vomit-inducing</strike> cutest couple” ~ TheLoneHaranguer |
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Fryer
Baiting Guru
Joined: 15 Mar 2008
Posts: 2672
Location: Global Computer Mega Cafe
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Fri Jun 05, 2015 4:04 am |
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Great job! Thanks for all the entertainment!!
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YOU ARE A MOTHERFUCKER SCUMBAG AND AN EMPTY VESSEL
FUCK YOU AND YOUR ENTIRE FAMILY . YOU ARE SATAN. YOU ARE ANTI-CHRIST
guy nawaaa for you oooh |
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Nigel Tuffnel
Baiting Guru
Joined: 17 Mar 2009
Posts: 5821
Location: On a homestand
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Fri Jun 05, 2015 4:21 am |
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Congratulations TM!
I laugh every time I listen to you address one of your mugus "my friend".  |
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x3 - SINCE YOU POSTED THIS BULLSHIT (To Scamwarners!) HAVE YOU EVER SEEN ANYONE THAT COMPLAIN ABOUT LOSING MONEY?
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TheLoneHaranguer
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Joined: 04 Apr 2014
Posts: 1375
Location: In Prosper's private hell
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Fri Jun 05, 2015 5:29 am |
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Holy shit, TM! That's just ... wow. |
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Harry Loans
George "Dimwit" Padmore
Dave Tittysoggy: "you have spirit of betrayer in you and you make me doubt your competence as a lawyer"
 Pastor Omar (Edo->N'Djamena->Abeche): "I have been slept in tached huts in the Sahara deserts"
x3 x3 Rev. Prosper (Lagos->Timbuktu): "I have never been in to this type of thing in my life and you called it enjoyment"
House Haranguer: Alone we stand, together we thrive
"trust is hard to build until the foot step of trust has been stepped" Jammy King, getting philosophical
"i HAVE WRITTEN 73 MESSAGES TO YOU WHAT DO YOU TAKE ME FOR?" Rev. Boutin Dickson, not getting it |
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Robert Heinrich der 1.
Baiting Guru
Joined: 10 Oct 2010
Posts: 3877
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Fri Jun 05, 2015 6:47 am |
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congratulations to you, TM
that's a great goal, you've reached.
especially since most of those safaris are confirmed UK-safaris.
lot's of happy customers, who have fond memories of Mr. P. and the adventures at the no longer available chapel. |
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 Lagos - Accra - Kasoa (and back) 2x490km Lagos - Nairobi (and back) 2x ~5000km, Nairobi - Mbiri 2x130km on easter sunday, x12 , 6x Penisprint, Dai Teatime / Anderson Frank: but have been there since about 1hr plus no sign of them and was interrogated by the police and almost arrested
Team Eze, 2 lagos - cotonou and lagos - cotonou (he hated it).
The threatening is increasing day by day with different cursed of animals, and i don't know what to do now. ---- am angry for your head |
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Rowan
Elite Baiter
Joined: 15 Feb 2013
Posts: 1348
Location: In the back room, being naughty
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Fri Jun 05, 2015 8:42 am |
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Congrats! That's quite the accomplishment. Here's to fifty more safaris. |
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x 134 known, lost count since then -- thanks to Dharma for this one.
x 188
A.Z. 2013-2015
"If You can't figure out the scanner find someone smart to do it ok?"
"KISS YOUR INHERITANCE GOOD BYT DUMP ASS"
"its [wo]men like you who truly ruin my days."
"Do you realize that you have pushed me to tears?"
"I pray you die of horrible disease in Jesus name for wasting my time. The is serious business." |
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Capone
** REMEMBERED **
Joined: 16 Feb 2013
Posts: 10596
Location: Blackacre
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Fri Jun 05, 2015 9:50 am |
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Awesome, TM! I can't imagine the resources wasted by the lads and the amount of frustration they've experienced! More, more! |
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X 73 Eco-friendly sty under construction
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Fake law firm sites killed x3
500 in 6-walked
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Atlanta-Las Vegas -Seattle-San Diego-Seattle 2.0Atlanta-Jackson Hole, WY, Atlanta-Aspen, CO-with Juan
Ghana-Bouake with Choppa and Dr. Mike
Courtesy of SH Ivory Coast!
Accra-Lome with Choppa
Ghana-Burkina Faso with Choppah
-Accra-Singapore Team Woody
"no! no no money!!! all this was not true! .. "- vlad rant
" i have complained to those who think life is a comedy to those who feel life is a tragedy. " Mr. Pekkar's Problem
Go Gold! |
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Big Al
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Dec 2011
Posts: 5054
Location: Winter is Coming....
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Fri Jun 05, 2015 10:27 am |
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Most excellent work TM!!!!
Congrats on the big Five-Oh! |
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17388
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Fri Jun 05, 2015 11:02 am |
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Inspirational...
Entertaining...
Hilarious! |
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Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE
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x 5 - Oyenka Chidinma Lagos-Cotonou; Dickyboi Lagos-Accra; Femmy Lagos-Porto Novo; "Woody" Accra-Singapore; Henry Philip Abuja-Natitingou w/MG & DSW
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Mountain Goat
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Dec 2013
Posts: 3797
Location: Sugar, how you get so fly?
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Fri Jun 05, 2015 12:03 pm |
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Standing ovations.....excellent! You're going for the next 50 now hopefully? |
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Piggies: a few.....
James Clark from Bamenda/ Cameroon to Kano/ Nigeria with Mortal and Osazee
Agent Thomas Pierre from Paris/France to Piz Gloria/Switzerland
Barrister Kiliwangi from Lomé/Togo to Abuja/Nigeria with The Monsignor
Henry Philip from Abuja/Nigeria to Natitingou/Benin with DSW and Yastreb
FUCK YOU JULIA......Lloydjames154
If I see you I will kill you with my hands prostitute you are (Agent Thomas Pierre)
You are a pig with Nigeria accent ([email protected])
FUCK YOU AND DON"T WRITE TO ME YOU FOOLISH UGLY SHRINKY PUSSY>>>> Michael Abramovich |
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mugu_eater
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 30 Aug 2009
Posts: 719
Location: Thailand
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Fri Jun 05, 2015 12:43 pm |
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congrats |
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mr Frank Bode
NOW I KNOW YOU ARE THE MOST STUPID ANIMAL THAT EVER EXIST ON EARTH. FB
ANYWAY THERES NO REASON TO WASTE MY PRECIOUS TIME WITH HE GOAT LIKE YOU..I KNOW ANIMAL LIKE YOU WOULD NOT KNOW SIMPLE COURTESY OF APOLOGY FOR WASTING A TIME OF A RESPONSIBLE BUSINESSMAN LIKE ME.
J0hns0n Prince K0fi |
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jojobean
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Dec 2005
Posts: 7586
Location: YOU WILL DRINK YOUR URINE IN A COMERCIAL BUS
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Fri Jun 05, 2015 1:13 pm |
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Why did it take so darned long?!?
Congrats. Finally I'll have someone to shine my shoes in this club. It's lonely sitting here all by myself.
That's truly an awesome feat. I know how fun safaris are, but I also know how much work they can be. More importantly, I know how miserable they are for the lads.
Well done, mate. |
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Christ Ghana-Chad
Miracle Benin-Chad
Omar Edo-Abeche
Adamu Lagos-Abeche
Emi - S Africa-Egypt-Sudan 10k miles
Chris Dakar-Niger-BF-Cameroon-Lagos-Mali-Nairobi 9.6k miles
Kevin Accra- BF x2, Togo x2, Kumasi x3, Bolgatanga, Benin City, Tamale x2  5k miles x 6
Kenny 3k miles- dont f*ck me up about the payment plz. i have a policy about that. I JUST GOT A SMALL GOAT TODAY AND ITS IN MY HOUSE NOW. i lobve the goat.
Ben 2.5k miles
Misc   Germany-Holland, Atlanta, Beijing-ChangZhou, London-Glasgow, TIMBUKTU x 2
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dr stephen williams
Baiting Guru
Joined: 06 Aug 2007
Posts: 16749
Location: Dreadful Hater-ville
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Fri Jun 05, 2015 1:49 pm |
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Nice work! |
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x10 Acra-Ctnu Tgo-Pnjari Lgos-Ctnu Lgos-Ynde Lgos-Mndmba Lgs-Prku PrtHrcrt-Abche Lgos-Nttngu Bmko-Ctnu (wDQ) Frnce-Dbln (wPadme)
x2 x7 x7 x6 Team Turd Lgs-Dla Bnn-Lbra Acra-Dkar Dkr-Bnjul- Dkr-Tmbktu-Abche-Adre-N'djmna Lgos-Cairo-Aswn-Jail Ctnu-Lgos Ctnu-acra Lgos-Jbrg-Drbn-Prt-Elzbth-CT-Sprngbk-CT-Drbn-CT-Hrre-Lska-DsSlm-Mmbsa-Nirbi-Kmpla 28,510 Miles
x2 x6 x4 Team Woody Acra-Sngpre Acra-Dkr-Rsso-Bmko Acra-Ctnu
Lgos-Dkr-Rsso (wKLG)
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