Yabadabadoo
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 04 Jan 2008
Posts: 946
Location: In UK, behind my lad in the Moneygram queue
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Posted:
Tue Jun 02, 2015 1:41 pm |
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For the past three months Jock Strapp has been trying to obtain a box containing £1 million which has been stored at Heathrow Airport. All he has to do is pay £650 Customs and legal fees to Dr Dammy Duke. Unfortunately there are problems with Dr Duke's three bank accounts. The story is told in the headings from Dammy's emails:
IMMEDITE REPLY PLEASE
IMMEDIATE REPLY
Transfer the demurrage fees immediately
Thanks for your reply
TRANSFER THE MONEY NOW
Urgent Reminder Mr Strapp
PLEASE PAY NOW
IMMEDIATE REPLY PLEASE
THE NEW ACCOUNT DETAILS FOR PAYMENT
Greetings
Urgent Reminder
WHY THE DELAY MR STRAPP?
USE THE NEW ACCOUNT ENCLOSED
Slip of payment please
Urgent please
There is no deposit in the account yet
USE TSB BANK ACCOUNT IMMEDIATELY
DON'T WASTE ANYMORE TIME PLEASE
USE GEOFFRY ****
USE GEOFFRY **** ACCOUNT PLEASE
Urgent
Are you still interested or not?
Read it very carefully
USE NEW ACCOUNT
Reconfirm your delivery address please
MAKE YOUR PAYMENT IMMEDIATELY
Bank account problem
And finally ...
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You have been exposed
Fuck off,you smiling idiot. You are a blatant liar. Now I know the rubbish you have been doing and now this particular account have exposed you. You are just a time waster.
No Thanks,
Dr.Dammy Duke |
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Send the money and stop this dragging thing you engaging yourself with the bank - Mrs Rose after 80+ emails
I WAS LIKE A LAUGHING STOCK IN MONEY GRAM OFFICE TODAY..I WILL NEVER GO THERE AGAIN - Barrister Bediako after four trips
The UN diplomat feel so embaranced going to Money Gram twice without receiving any money from Money Gram - Prince Zulusofola
You could have made the payment but you go turning a rev. Sister like me ups and downs forgetting that God is watching you - Sister Mary, charity scammer
He called himself Satan Gomer, is that name not evil? May God protect me and my work from him - Scammer Patrick meets Gomer, the Demon Dollar-chopper |
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