Support Cornwall Tourism – 2nd UK Safari (new audio pg.2)

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Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Sep 2013 Posts: 2210

Many of you are probably aware of (or currently baiting) Joshua Brown in the HH&T forum (for the background leading up to this safari, see this thread >> https://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=263229 . He lives in Istanbul, Turkey, and has been seeking investors for a bridge building project.

Fortunately J.G. Wentworth was more than willing to help out!

JG’s dad offered to send $110,000 to the lad. And to avoid taxes, the money was sent as cash, concealed within 40 Holy Bibles and shipped to him in Turkey using one of our 100% risky-free shipping services.

Of course there were problems… with no offices in Turkey, the package was first sent to Athens, Greece. But when the lad failed to collect, JG’s dad got pissed off and demanded that the package be returned-to-sender.

The package ended up in the small coastal town of Looe in the UK on its way back to the USA. Unfortunately, the parcel was inspected by Mr. Pr!cky, the Regional Shipping Manager. The $110,000 was found. Joshua was informed of the situation. Could he help us? Did he know anyone in the UK that could go and pick up the package of cash for us?

Great news! He was able to recruit a fellow lad, Sadiq, from Birmingham to travel to Looe to make the pickup.

Sadly, when the lad arrived in Looe, things began to unravel. Pr!cky decided he'd rather just keep the cash.

Rough justice my friend... learn your lesson...
I'm pleading! I've learned my lesson!
I'm going to spend my entire life hunting you!
As I'm talking to you I have sent your name to India. Do you know juju?

https://soundcloud.com/epicfraudstration3/looe-safari-27-may-15-final-edit

^^Most of the calls are with Sadiq in Looe, but the last few minutes talking with Joshua Brown in Turkey are really something to hear... it literally sounds like he's having a panic attack. Twisted Evil

Thanks to The Monsignor for all he did with this bait.. in fact it was his idea to move the package to the UK and luckily it worked out for a great safari. Safari

Posted: Thu May 28, 2015 4:03 am

It was great fun. Always happy to attract investment in the local economy. Cool

OUT:

Quote:

Guy, I go tel u sontin. Sometime dog go chop dog.

U sabi, mi guy?

ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

IN:

Quote:

Dear Pr*cky
This is my 3rd email to you yet no reply i discovered you are a very nice man and you understand very please please pr*cky dont touch the money is for a purpose. just try and get back to me on phone we still have some things to do, i have been calling your mobile number some one pick and said wrong number i urge you to write me back or call me asap am waiting for your call.
josh

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Sep 2013 Posts: 2210

JG's dad, Chuck, gets a message from Pr!cky that the money was picked up by his man Sadiq. He shoots Joshua a quick email:

Quote:

Joshua,

I got a call from Pr!cky letting me know that your man was able to go and get the package earlier today. That's GREAT NEWS!! I didn't think you were going to get it done, but you followed through. Well done sir!!

Please let me know when I can expect to start receiving my interest payments on my investment. I would appreciate regular updates on the status.

Chuck

Looking forward to see how he explains the situation to his "investor."

Posted: Thu May 28, 2015 4:52 am

Congratulations!

Posted: Thu May 28, 2015 5:37 am

Congrats Mr. L! Very Happy

Posted: Thu May 28, 2015 5:57 am

Hilarious !!!! Very Happy

Well done.

Posted: Thu May 28, 2015 6:40 am

Nice going Mr L, a lovely day trip for the scammer.

Posted: Thu May 28, 2015 9:03 am

Awesome, Mr. Labowski! And with a most deserving lad!

Posted: Thu May 28, 2015 11:51 am

Great work on the safari TM and Mr L! Hilarious calls as always. Love hearing the panic in the oga's voice when he starts trying to bribe Pr1cky to give the cash back. Very Happy

Posted: Thu May 28, 2015 12:13 pm

So Josh sent Sadiq to Looe in lieu of him?

And voodoo priests outsource to India now?

Elite Baiter Joined: 28 Mar 2015 Posts: 1916

Awe inspiring! Very Happy

Posted: Thu May 28, 2015 2:33 pm

Sadiq is a looeser. He is not sadiq.

Posted: Thu May 28, 2015 6:34 pm

Looe seems to be the lad holiday destination of choice. May take my family down there for a short break and sit and watch for lost lads wandering around looking stressed.

Excellent work

05/29/15

Late to the party, but huge Congratzzz to you, Mr. L !!!
Awesome work, and thanks to TM for lending a hand!

Posted: Fri May 29, 2015 11:13 pm

Brilliant stuff Mr L & TM (as always) Smile

Baiting Guru Joined: 10 Oct 2010 Posts: 3877

seems to be a happy customer

congratulations to both of you.

seems as if looe is a nice spot and easy to reach for lads Very Happy

Posted: Sat May 30, 2015 12:58 am

That's awesome. I love the UK safaris.

Posted: Sat May 30, 2015 4:27 am

This made my week. Nothing better than listening to lads negotiating from a position of zero leverage. Good job, both of you.

Posted: Sat May 30, 2015 5:28 am

I just love a safari. Beautiful.

Master Baiter Joined: 27 Dec 2012 Posts: 178

Mr L nice work, oh this Oga really thought his dreams had come true didn't he Very Happy

I am sure he had already pick up a new car and everything lol he didn't see this coming at all Very Happy

I love it

And TM nice work on the calls, it was a real joy listening to them.

Thanks for the laughs guys and congrads Thumbs up

Posted: Sat May 30, 2015 9:31 am

Great to see that the Cornish resorts are getting costumers again!

Posted: Mon Jun 01, 2015 3:20 pm

That J.G.Wentworth is such an accomplished investor!
Another great bait Dude!

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Sep 2013 Posts: 2210

Thanks everyone!

I never expected I'd ever get a safari using my character JG. I use him almost exclusively for massbaits to annoy lads with his stupidity. (for those who don't know, there was a song written about him... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cN9OKXtzHtE )

It's looking like there may be more fun in store for Joshua and his friends in the near future... stay tuned. Very Happy

Master of Master Baiters Joined: 24 Dec 2012 Posts: 699

Sounds like a double safari to me. I hear another person in the background.

Posted: Mon Jun 01, 2015 10:44 pm

Great job Mr L, with TM playing wingman in great fashion. Can't wait to see where things go next

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