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Moderator Joined: 10 Jan 2007 Posts: 14513

I got two more possible targets for you folks today.

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from: Sales Manager <[email protected]>
reply-to: [email protected]

Hello,

We extend our kind interest to make purchase on some items in your facility.Before we proceed firstly i want to make an inquiry if you can ship directly to Cayman Islands or accept private pick up by our forwarder and also

1. Do you have POS machine to charge credit card 2. Do you accept master and visa credit card payment 3. Can you send me your website to view more of your products

Kindly email me if this is possible

Thanks
James Collins

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from: Micheal Scout <[email protected]>
reply-to: [email protected]

Hello Sir/Ma,

My name is Michael Scout from Bomario Shop I am American citizen residing in Carolina, Puerto Rico and will like to place order on some products, but i would like to know if you ship to Carolina, Puerto Rico and also do you accept Visa or Master card as method of payment? Kindly get back to me so that we can proceed. Please do not forget to include your web page in your replying back to my mail. I will await your prompt response as soon as you receive this mail.

Thank you....

Yours Sincerely,
Michael Scout
Manager
Bomario Shop
Tel: +1 203 660 0238

05/29/15

/\/\/\ Thanks, thedevguy67 -- you completely R O C K !!!

Heard back from the sheeper, and have emailed a complete quote to Daddy.

Posted: Tue May 19, 2015 3:28 pm

Daddy M is another satisfied customer. I'm going to start adding these testimonials to my company's web page:

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What stupid issue,you and your foolish book keeper are both mad.i don't need your stupid check if you can't send my money back to my credit card.don't worry i will involve C.I.A or F.B.I good day.

Man, I hope the CIA and the FBI don't both hunt me down... Laughing

Moderator Joined: 10 Jan 2007 Posts: 14513

Wow, one catcher is attracting these lads like flies Laughing

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from: Global Products Agency <[email protected]>
reply-to: [email protected]

Dear Sir/Madam,

I am Mrs Amanda Jack from Global products agency New York.

I got your contact from Trade Yellow Pages and i believe you are a registered
manufacturer/supplier.

We are looking for a trusted supplier who can be supplying us constantly based on the quality of
products with competitive prices.

Please send your Contact phone number, MOQ, price list, payment terms and delivery time after
signing of invoice.

Expecting to hear from you.

Best regards,
Amanda Jack
Sales Manager
Country/Region:New York

Posted: Tue May 19, 2015 4:12 pm

^^^ shop.lacafe is a go!

Meanwhile, Mr.Goodlife seems to be having a problem with his mules (can't imagine why) so keeps coughing up new ones:

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Account name: L J F--------
Bank name: chase bank
Acc no: 690------
Routine number : 044000037

Moderator Joined: 10 Jan 2007 Posts: 14513

Another possible candidate

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from: Sales.hsu-Bioptik LTD <[email protected]>
reply-to: [email protected]

Dear Sir/Madam

Good day to you and how is business with life in general?
We are running a company by the name Bioptik Technology Inc.( Taiwan ) Exports Ltd

we are interested in your products and will appreciate if you give us details fob and payment terms so we can place our order

(A distribution, Wholesale and Retail Company) .

Thank you in advance.

Best Regards,

Purchase and Sales Manager

Mr. Jack Hsu

Bioptik Technology Inc.
No.118,jhonghua S. Rd, Jhunan Township,
Miaoli Country 35057, Taiwan.
Email: [email protected]
Service TEEL:+886-38-646689
Fax ;+886-38-6466559

Posted: Wed May 20, 2015 3:48 pm

Interesting reply today from Mr.Boswell:

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The have confirmed the shipping fee. They should come for the pickup tomorrow . meanwhile i will like to place a second order for 24 shippers going to Austria.

We'll see where this leads!

Posted: Wed May 20, 2015 10:15 pm

Woodson ventures is interested in valyrian steel.

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CC Owner : Ladan F.
CC Number : 5466 0275
CVV2 : 942
Date Expire : 06 -2015

Told the lad that I ran 3k then it got declined.

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CC Owner : Robert Woodson
CC Number : 4147 3124
CVV2 : 495
Date Expire : 05 -2017

This one got declined right away.

05/29/15

Aaaaaaannnnnnnnd finally -- BigDaddy comes through!

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Name on Card -- David Mark
Card Type -- Master
Card Exp Date --08/17
Card Number--5491--9814
3 Security code--014
Billing zip code--5---4

Meh -- card only accepted $1000 -- over the limit.

Posted: Fri May 22, 2015 3:50 pm

Daddy's sheeper got a call from the bank yesterday that the money did not arrive. Today he explained that I had put the wrong bank name when transfering the money.

05/29/15

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Name on Card --Laddy
Card Type -- Master
Card Exp Date --10/17
Card Number--5491--7758
3 Security code--682
Billing zip code--2---1

Name on Card --MULE
Card Type -- Master
Card Exp Date --10/17
Card Number--5491--4924
3 Security code--882
Billing zip code--2---8

$1000 allowed on each; the remaining amounts declined as over the limit.

05/29/15

05/23 --

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Name on Card -- Laddy
Card Type -- Master
Card Exp Date --05/17
Card Number--5491--4634
3 Security code--153
Billing zip code--3---6

Name on Card -- <MULE / VICTIM / or a made up name>
Card Type -- Master
Card Exp Date --04/18
Card Number--5491--2167
3 Security code--275
Billing zip code--0---0

Accepted small charges on each -- then declined as going over the limit.

ETA: BigDaddy's on a roll today!!!

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Name on Card -- <MULE / VICTIM / or Made Up Name>
Card Type -- Master
Card Exp Date --4/2017
Card Number--5491--8451
3 Security code--466
Billing zip code-- 2---3

$1000 allowed -- then declined as going over the limit.
It will soon be time for some reversals Twisted Evil

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05/29/15

First Batch, 05/24 -- Nice little haul from BigDaddy to start the day --

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Name on Card --David
Card Type -- Master
Card Exp Date -- 12/18
Card Number--5491--6405
3 Security code-- 469
Billing zip code--7---2

Name on Card --David
Card Type -- Master
Card Exp Date -- 09/17
Card Number--5491--3310
3 Security code--333
Billing zip code--9---9

Name on Card -- < MULE / VICTIM / Made Up Name>
Card Type -- Master
Card Exp Date -- 06/16
Card Number--5491--4060
3 Security code-- 221
Billing zip code-- 4---7

Itsy bitsy teeny weeny charges allowed on each; thereafter declined as over the limit.

ETA: Second Batch, 05/24 --

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Name on Card --David
Card Type -- Master
Card Exp Date -- 03/18
Card Number--5491--1887
3 Security code-- 378
Billing zip code--23451

Name on Card --Hawthorne
Card Type -- Master
Card Exp Date -- 01/17
Card Number--5491--5340
3 Security code-- 624
Billing zip code--23059

Posted: Tue May 26, 2015 3:02 pm

Mr.Boswell is now hung up on completing a phone call. Anyone who might want to claim some black pork via voice (needs to be in the US) please drop me a PM...

05/29/15

/\/\/\ Mr. Boswell just placed an order and asked for a quote minus shipping. He also requested my cell phone number.

I gave him the quote, then my usual Song-N-Dance about how phone orders are against company policy; furthermore, I wouldn't have one of those cell phone thangs because they
give off dangerous radiation and cause cancer, and how I would never, ever engage in anything as infantile as texting Smile

Posted: Wed May 27, 2015 4:09 pm

^^ I've asked him to send me his number so we can call him directly (since for some reason he can't seem to reach us by phone Wink

). I'm sure I can arrange to have about 100 of his closest friends give him a ring....

Not quite a Newb Joined: 14 Jul 2005 Posts: 41

Card Number: 1456 9571
EXP: 8/2016
CVV:508
Name on Card: Michael S
Address Zip 06812

$5210 for some recycled poker chips - my fees of $3520 will be fine 1 business day from now, but the shipper's $1990 or so will be over limit.

05/29/15

/\/\/\ Nicely done, Tsnerd!!!

Not quite a Newb Joined: 14 Jul 2005 Posts: 41

Thank you. Very Happy

Posted: Thu May 28, 2015 7:28 am

Daddy is anxious about the sheeping payment. I'm going to tell the sheeper he can pick up a check.

Posted: Thu May 28, 2015 9:22 pm

Instead of providing me with his phone number Mr.Boswell just offered up a different kind of number:

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Card Number : 426--5575
Exp Date : 12/2016
cvv: 048

Card Number : 476--2239
Exp Date : 2/2019
cvv: 855

First one good for two smaller charges. Second one has a bad CVV.

eta (1) >>

Obviously the spigot has opened with this one:

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Card Number : 480--2058
Exp Date : 5/2018
cvv : 880

lost/stolen

05/29/15

05/28 -- First bacon from Bos ... Same as your last one, Fryer.

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Name On Card : Our Laddy Bos
Card Number : 4800--2058
Exp Date : 5/2018
cvv : 880
Adress Line : <snip>
City : Nashua
Zip code : 0---0

Reported lost/stolen.

Posted: Fri May 29, 2015 3:10 pm

^^ It's always nice when we can provide them the same rejections!!

Here's this morning's from The Bos:

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Card Number : 420--3006
Exp Date : 6/2018
cvv2 : 365

Letting it go through for the small amount left on his bill. Off to annoy the sheeper some more. I'm sure I can schedule a payment to him that isn't going to go out before COB today allowing all weekend for more CC charges to get reversed!

Posted: Fri May 29, 2015 4:32 pm

Told Daddy's sheeper I'll have a check ready for him when he comes.

Jidair wrote:

We don't take cashier's check,our accounting department need to receive payment and put the record on our data base before any pick up.

Daddy wrote:

When are you going to send payment for shipping to Jidair?Or when are you going to refund my money back to my credit card?reply as soon as possible.

I can't refund it because the grates are made to order. I asked him if I could send them by another sheeper.

Not quite a Newb Joined: 14 Jul 2005 Posts: 41

Card Type: Master Card
Name on Card: Michael S
Card Number: xxxx xxxx 2906 7378
EXP: 1/2018
CVV:413

I think this one will go through for the remaining balance of $2173.65

ETA - possibly the tamest but oddest lad insult I've ever received:

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Lol you are a leaner

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