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 Bertie W00ster - FBI Most Wanted ?

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TerranceBoyce
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PostPosted: Mon Feb 23, 2015 2:32 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Things just get worse and worse for Bertie Crying or Very sad

He's had to go into hiding in a hotel booked under an assumed name.

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Hello Mr Bertram

Your case have already been forwarded to the United state Of America FBI department and i will give you our office code and the your case file reference number. This is our office code 629 this stands for (F-6) Federal (B-2) Bureau of (I-9) Investigation and here goes your case file reference (LB22177926GB). I want you to understand that the so called Mr G0mer is a scam and his wanting to scam you more and put you into more trouble and your respective name will be tarnish cause all this case would be speak on the international TV station media like (BBC and CNN) if case have been well treated and the truth is revealed and you sure know you will be found guilt and i also want to warn you to take note of any message coming to you without our office code on the subject should all be forwarded to me to help to get you out of troubles as-well. and make sure you do not for any reason respond to such messages that comes to you without our office code, Also i want you to understand that going to Benin with $100 0000 will be another case of money laundry and stressful for you. all case will be treated by FBI colleague in NY and you can call our office department on +1 518-672-XXXX or officer in-charge of your case now Mr Ronald +1 517-252-XXXX for reasonable doubt you can ask Mr G0mer the FBI office code and your file reference. you really need not to waste your time with wanted Mr G0mer and later be prosecute at court of law . implore you not to forward this message containing FBI office code to anyone cause you can also be prosecute for that and resolve your case FBI department not Mr G0mer. your soonest responds is awaited.

Robert


Bertie is going to be enrolled in Mr G0mer's FBI Witness Protection Programme for payment of another fee, of course, and hoping that telling the Lad that the money is already rolling will perk him up a bit.

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PostPosted: Mon Feb 23, 2015 4:45 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Agnes wants to go into the witness protection program too (down the road hopefully)! Perhaps she can meet Bertie for tea and scones. Very Happy

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PostPosted: Mon Feb 23, 2015 5:01 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I think I may have blown it 'SlapHappy' through being too outrageous, but I get fun from going wild and I'm looking for that special Lad so I'm OK with having a high crap out rate for my baits.

It was interesting that they gave me US phone numbers, either being owned by the Lad or his US helper. I was even able to identify who owned the landline.

As I was looking for a safari that wasn't likely but if anyone wants to bait a Lad with US connections I can pass on details.

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"We bring to your humble knowledge that you should mind your ill mannered language you use to the public" Lotto Lad
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PostPosted: Mon Feb 23, 2015 7:18 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I might be interested in baiting your lad.

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PostPosted: Mon Feb 23, 2015 7:36 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^^ if dr stephen williams passes, I might be interested.

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PostPosted: Mon Feb 23, 2015 7:52 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I've sent a pm to 'dr sw' on a first come first serve basis, but if he wants to mass bait I'll leave that to him.

I'm hoping the Lad may come back to me but I may have pushed too hard if he's located in the USA as the phone numbers may suggest.

The FBI blackmail scams are fun so I had to share even if meant admitting that I had messed up. Embarassed

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PostPosted: Mon Feb 23, 2015 11:19 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I am in, too, if this lad is still up for grabs (or if a mass bait is initiated).

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PostPosted: Tue Feb 24, 2015 7:40 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

He's not given up on Bertie but he's only got eyes for the Wuxfer.

Quote:
FBI SIGNED AGAINST YOU

DEAR OWNER

YOU FAILED TO COMPLY WITH OUR DIRECTIVES AND THAT WAS THE REASON WHY WE DIDN'T HEAR FROM YOU ON THE 20TH OF FEBUARY AS OUR DIRECTOR HAS ALREADY BEEN NOTIFIED ABOUT YOU GET THE PROCESS COMPLETED YESTERDAY AND RIGHT NOW THE WARRANT OF ARREST HAS BEEN SIGNED AGAINST YOU AND IT WILL BE CARRIED OUT IN THE NEXT 7 HOURS AS STRICTLY SIGNED BY THE FBI
DIRECTOR
.

WE HAVE INVESTIGATED AND FOUND OUT THAT YOU DIDN'T HAVE ANY IDEA WHEN THE FRAUDULENT DEAL WAS COMMITTED WITH YOUR INFORMATION'S/IDENTITY AND RIGHT NOW IF YOUR ID IS PLACED ON OUR WEBSITE AS A WANTED PERSON, I BELIEVE YOU KNOW THAT IT WILL BE A SHAME TO YOU AND YOUR ENTIRE FAMILY
BECAUSE AFTER THEN IT WILL BE ANNOUNCE IN ALL THE LOCAL CHANNELS THAT YOU ARE WANTED BY THE FBI.

AS A GOOD CHRISTIAN AND A HONEST MAN, I DECIDED TO SEE HOW I COULD BE OF TO HELP YOU BECAUSE I WOULD NOT BE HAPPY TO SEE YOU END UP IN JAIL AND ALL YOUR PROPERTIES CONFISCATED ALL BECAUSE YOUR INFORMATION'S WAS USED TO CARRY OUT A FRAUDULENT TRANSACTIONS, I CALLED THE EFCC AND THEY
DIRECTED ME TO A PRIVATE ATTORNEY WHO COULD HELP YOU GET THE PROCESS DONE AND HE STATED THAT HE WILL ENDORSE, SIGN AND STAMP THE DOCUMENT AT THE SUM OF $350 USD ONLY AND I BELIEVE THIS PROCESS IS CHEAPER FOR
YOU.

YOU NEED TO DO EVERYTHING POSSIBLE WITHIN TODAY AND TOMORROW TO GET THIS PROCESS DONE BECAUSE OUR DIRECTOR HAS CALLED TO INFORM ME THAT THE WARRANT OF ARREST HAS BEEN SIGNED AGAINST YOU AND ONCE IT HAS BEEN
APPROVED, THEN THE ARREST WILL BE CARRIED OUT, AND FROM OUR INVESTIGATIONS WE LEARN THAT YOU WERE THE PERSON THAT FORWARDED YOUR INFORMATION'S TO ONE IMPOSTOR/FRAUDSTERS FROM AFRICA FEW WEEKS WHEN HE HAD A DEAL WITH YOU ABOUT THE TRANSFER OF SOME ILLEGAL FUNDS INTO YOUR BANK ACCOUNT WHICH IS VALUED AT THE SUM OF $15,500,000.00 USD.

I PLEADED ON YOUR BEHALF SO THAT THIS AGENCY COULD GIVE YOU THE 24/02/2015 BEING NEXT TOMORROW SO THAT YOU COULD GET THIS PROCESS DONE BECAUSE I LEARN THAT YOU WERE SENT SEVERAL E-MAIL WITHOUT GETTING A
RESPONSE FROM YOU, PLEASE BEAR IT IN MIND THAT THIS IS THE ONLY WAY THAT I CAN BE ABLE TO HELP YOU AT THIS MOMENT OR YOU WOULD HAVE TO FACE THE LAW AND ITS CONSEQUENCES WITH IT HAS BEFALL ON YOU.

YOU WOULD MAKE THE PAYMENT THROUGH MONEY GRAM MONEY TRANSFER OR WESTERN UNION WITH THE BELOW DETAILS.

RECEIVER NAME:XXX XXXXX
COUNTRY IS / BENIN REPUBLIC
CITY ADDRESS IS /COTONOU
QUESTION: URGENT
ANSWER: NOW
.MTCN=======
AMOUNT=====$350 USD
SENDERS NAME=====
PHONE:=======

SEND THE PAYMENT DETAILS TO ME WHICH ARE SENDERS NAME AND ADDRESS, MTCN NUMBER, TEXT QUESTION AND ANSWER USED AND THE AMOUNT SENT.

MAKE SURE THAT YOU DIDN'T HESITATE MAKING THE PAYMENT DOWN TO THE AGENCY BY TODAY BEING THE 23TH SO THAT THEY COULD HAVE THE
CERTIFICATE ENDORSED, SIGNED AND STAMPED IMMEDIATELY WITHOUT ANY FURTHER DELAY.

AFTER ALL THIS PROCESS HAS BEEN CARRIED OUT, THEN WE WOULD HAVE TO PROCEED TO THE BANK FOR THE TRANSFER OF YOUR COMPENSATION FUNDS WHICH IS VALUED AT THE SUM OF $15,500,000.00 USD WHICH WAS SUPPOSE TO HAVE BEEN TRANSFERRED TO YOU ALL THIS WHILE.

NOTE/ ALL THE CRIMES AGENCIES HAS BEEN CONTACTED ON THIS REGARDS AND WE WOULD USE YOUR ADDRESS WHICH IS STATED WITH US
AND YOUR ID TO TRACE YOU IF YOU DISREGARD THIS INSTRUCTIONS.

THANKS FOR YOUR CO-OPERATION.

THANKS AS I WAIT FOR YOUR RESPONSE
RESPECTIVELY
AGENT ROBERT WALKER
FBI SPECIAL AGENT


I'll have a think where to go next - perhaps asking for amnesty or seeking sanctuary in a church. Very Happy

or perhaps one of the G0mer Gang's replacement payment slips.

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"I have not hard form you, the so called G0MER is a thief" Loan Lad who appeared to be expecting more than just money
"I go faint if una nor help me" Loan Lad
"We bring to your humble knowledge that you should mind your ill mannered language you use to the public" Lotto Lad
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 24, 2015 8:05 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Tell him that you will pay if he sends you a copy of the newly signed arrest warrant.

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PostPosted: Tue Feb 24, 2015 11:38 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I think you're right srichards. At the moment we're not really paying attention to what we're each saying so I have to give him something to do.

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Closed lad accounts x 23 Easter Egg 2013

"I have not hard form you, the so called G0MER is a thief" Loan Lad who appeared to be expecting more than just money
"I go faint if una nor help me" Loan Lad
"We bring to your humble knowledge that you should mind your ill mannered language you use to the public" Lotto Lad
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 25, 2015 11:27 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I've challenged that Lad to serve the arrest warrant, and another Lad being baited by Bertie has popped his head up and this time Bertie's being held hostage by Mr G0mer in Cotonou. Very Happy

Quote:
Dear Mr Matt

That bastard Mr G0mer has taken control of me and is holding me hostage in a hotel room here in Cotonou and he has taken my US$ 100,000 from me. There is a guard on a chair outside my room but I am allowed access to the internet so that I can get another sum of money sent out from England.

He wants at least another US$ 10,000 and there isn't much I can do about it unless I wait until they all get drunk, which they do most nights using my money to have wild parties with girls and loud music.

I can always try escaping out of the window but the I need to go somewhere safe where I can hide.

Best Wishes


Of course, if he'll come and help me escape Very Happy there could be some money in it for him.

Bertie is having a rough time - on the run from the FBI in the UK and kidnapped in Cotonou. What next ?

Meanwhile Mr G0mer and Mr Matt have been swapping a few words in the background

Mr Matt

Quote:
OLATUNJI........ QUITE BEEN ALONG TIME.U DON DIE?


Mr G0mer

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CHOP DEY GO - LOL
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Mr Matt

Quote:
W00ster don drop abi?


Mr G0mer

Quote:
MR BERTIE IS GEST AND HE WILL RETURN TO UK MAYBE SOON

ANODER $10,000 OR $20,000

GUD JOB


Mr G0mer

Quote:
SEND UR MUGUS TO G0MER

WE TAKE CARE WELL WELL

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"I have not hard form you, the so called G0MER is a thief" Loan Lad who appeared to be expecting more than just money
"I go faint if una nor help me" Loan Lad
"We bring to your humble knowledge that you should mind your ill mannered language you use to the public" Lotto Lad
"I am not interested in fraudulent matters you are trying to engage me in stealing" 419 scammer
"Your nurse is trying to do something evil i must warn you"
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 26, 2015 8:42 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Mr Matt to Bertie

Quote:
Do you need police to rescue you?


Of course moral dilemmas like this put me in a mental turmoil - though, to be honest my attitude is 'shit yeah'. Laughing

It's a step under Sh0rty trying to rescue Ludmilla by mobilising the Nigerian Army which nearly made me crap my pants, 'cause by then I knew that he was capable of any lunacy, and he did actually try - bless his cotton socks.

I'm not sure that Mr Matt would carry out his kind offer the way I would like him to (in a way that would get him a jail term) so I'll pose a dilemma that provides options that'll force him to show his hand - in other words what his offer actually means.

This is getting fun. I have an evil idea (often). Twisted Evil

Bertie to Mr Matt

Quote:
Dear Mr Matt

I wouldn't mind paying more money if I could be certain that it would bring this nightmare to an end, but i suspect that his demands for money will only escalate. I have asked for extra funds to be sent out to me but in MY name and I do have some funds hidden in my room. I have spoken to a hotel employee who brings food to my room and I am going to try and bribe him to help me and I think I can get his assistance for US$ 500 and, if I can get away from Mr G0mer then I can collect the money being sent out and make plans to return to the UK.

Luckily I do have some powerful sedatives along with my normal medication and I could put them in drinks I hand out to G0mer and his henchmen just to make sure they are drowsy when I try to make a run for it.

Do you think that the police in Cotonou can be trusted ? At the moment I'd prefer to stick with my plan as i wouldn't like to be caught in the middle of a firefight in the hotel. It would be useful if you could tell me if you know of a safe place to use as a hideout here.

It may take a while but hopefully I'll get back to the UK in the next month or two.

Best Wishes


I'm hoping that if he sees all this money changing hands in Cotonou, he'll be attracted like a moth to the flame, wanting to get in on the act - but we shall see.

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Closed lad accounts x 23 Easter Egg 2013

"I have not hard form you, the so called G0MER is a thief" Loan Lad who appeared to be expecting more than just money
"I go faint if una nor help me" Loan Lad
"We bring to your humble knowledge that you should mind your ill mannered language you use to the public" Lotto Lad
"I am not interested in fraudulent matters you are trying to engage me in stealing" 419 scammer
"Your nurse is trying to do something evil i must warn you"
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 27, 2015 6:08 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I hear Penjari Park has a nice cabins at the Monkey Camp to hide out in.
They also have a "Bat Cave" 2km away from there to the west....
Bring some Snickers Bars to feed the baboons, and peanuts for the roaming elephants.

I'm just glad Bertie is still breathing under Gomer's watchful eye.
He just may make it out alive... Very Happy

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