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Not quite a Newb Joined: 14 Jul 2005 Posts: 41

Yes, ma'am. Embarassed

Posted: Thu Jul 16, 2015 6:20 pm

As you stated, this argument has destroyed countries, caused discord, and is, generally, an invitation to divisiveness. Even the presence of the question on these forums could be our ultimate downfall.

Not quite a Newb Joined: 14 Jul 2005 Posts: 41

You are, of course, correct.....I strongly suspect that it is also the cause of the Tunguska Event*.

In the future if this comes up again, I will simply place my fingers in my ears and shout, "Nah! Nah! Nah!"

*Granted, some time travel would have to be involved, but still.

Posted: Thu Jul 16, 2015 7:09 pm

And besides, it's always Mary Ann. Unless it's Ginger Lee.

Not quite a Newb Joined: 14 Jul 2005 Posts: 41

"Nah! Nah! Nah!"

Posted: Thu Jul 16, 2015 8:59 pm

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and besides, it's always Mary Ann. Unless it's Ginger Lee.

GET OUT OF MY HEAD!!

Shocked

Posted: Thu Jul 16, 2015 9:44 pm

Almost too much head.. Cool

Posted: Thu Jul 30, 2015 11:37 am

Why do bunny suits have wolf tails?

Posted: Thu Jul 30, 2015 10:57 pm

Who are you and why are you asking?

Posted: Thu Jul 30, 2015 11:46 pm

^
Just one question at a time please Rolling Eyes

Not quite a Newb Joined: 14 Jul 2005 Posts: 41

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Why do bunny suits have wolf tails?

I don't actually have an answer to that.

Instead, here's some spam:

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Best known as the only athlete from the Republic of China to qualify for the 1936 Olympic Games in Berlin, Fu Baolu (April 20, 1910 – January 10, 1946) led a desperate existence as a man caught between several violent and unforgiving worlds. Fu’s mother was a servant in the northern provincial prefecture of Harbin during the end of the Qing Dynasty. No records indicate his paternal father, although council documents list his father as a “military official.” Forced into labour at an early age, Fu found little time for sports – yet the harsh winters in the Northern Province helped to develop his strong physique. With the fall of the Qinn Dynasty, Fu and his mother moved to a larger community where he was enrolled in school. Being much older than other kids in the same grade level, Fu was often given special attention by the girls of his class. He befriended a girl named Nao who (like Fu) was also a transplant to the larger community. The two became close and shared an enthusiasm for sports. Unlike other girls in her class, Nao was fiercely competitive. This inspired the young Fu to keep up and, over time, the two became strong athletes. Naturally, when the call arrived to their community for athletes to compete in a national game, Fu and Nao signed up. It is believed that during the journey to Beiping (now Beijing) for the trials, Nao encouraged Fu to keep a journal of events as Fu’s earliest entries (more like long dictation about scenery… most likely by Nao) start around this time period. Both qualified for the national team, but Fu had to return four weeks later as news was sent of his mother passing away. The two parted in 1931 and did not see each other again until 1935 when a new call for athletes was issued. Fu tried out and was again accepted. At this point, his journals start back up with an entry about reuniting with Nao. These entries differ from earlier notes as they take on a mature, almost lyrical note. Of special note, Fu and Nao would be playing in the 1936 Olympic Games representing the Republic of China (then, a country only 25 years old). With nearly all their athletes older than the country they represented, the newly formed Republic wanted to make a strong showing after a dismal result with the 1932 Games. Yet, no money was allocated to transport the team to Germany for the games… so each player had to borrow and work their way across the Asian continent. Of the delegation participating, only Fu reached the semi-final of his event with 3.80m in the pole vault (Fu had to borrow a pole as he could not bring one with him). The Republic’s one shot at Olympic glory was cast down when Fu was quickly eliminated during the finals. When the Games concluded, the team - broke, broken-hearted and thousands of miles from home – attempted to stay in Europe and earn a living conducting martial arts demonstrations. However, they were called back to their country within four months due to the invasion of the Japanese forces at Beijing and Tianjin in July 1937. Upon their arrival in Shanghai, Nao was immediately placed under arrest as it was uncovered that she was actually Japanese (her real name was Naoko Shirane). Her family had fled Japan during the Russo–Japanese War as their village was under constant bombardment. They took Chinese names and assimilated into one of the Northern provinces. No additional records of Nao and her family exist. Fu was devastated and his journal entries (albeit sporadic) were dark and discordanant. He was enlisted as an officer and witnessed several massacres at the hands of the Japanese forces. He was captured at the Battle of South Shanxi in May 1941. During captivity, he discovered that the captain of the guards was a relative of Nao’s family. When word spread about the relationship Fu had with Nao, both parties (his captors and his comrades) ridiculed and tortured him ceaselessly. He was given several opportunities for suicide, but he refused believing that Nao was still alive on the mainland. The entire prison camp was released during the chaos of the Changjiao massacre in 1943. Alone, abandoned and disillusioned, Fu retreated to the Huqiu Temple in Suzhou. He spent his remaining days sending thinly veiled meditation poems to cities across the continent calling out for Nao to return to him. Fu died from complications with tuberculosis in 1946. He was drafting a lengthy sonnet to the moon as a mirror of Nao’s sad eyes. Fifty years later, descendants of Fu’s family would slowly piece together his journals and meditations. Copies of his pre and post Olympic Game journals have been sent to the International Olympic Committee and Princeton University (our source for today’s post) while the originals are now kept with the Hong Kong Arts Development Council. Today’s poem is from Fu’s journal dated August 14, 1936. It was near the end of the Olympic Games in Berlin and the poem reveals the utter exhaustion of the team members, the confusion they felt in a strange land, the political environment surrounding the Games and his hope for the new Republic back home.

Posted: Sat Aug 01, 2015 10:53 am

Resorting to Spam is the last ditch effort of the sarcastic wit. Spurn them.

Not quite a Newb Joined: 14 Jul 2005 Posts: 41

Well, it was either that or Crashhoot's bunny with a pancake on his head.

Posted: Sat Aug 01, 2015 4:54 pm

That is highly improper. It has a coherent sentence structure, an easy to follow logic and not even proper personal ranting. As a wall of text I give it an F. Minus.

Posted: Sun Aug 02, 2015 10:12 pm

Why does the mattress creep one way and the bed clothes creep the other?

Posted: Sun Aug 02, 2015 10:25 pm

Excessive farting in my experience Confused

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