Got a question? Ask The Man in a Bunny Suit!

By joining our community you will have the ability to post topics and access other forums reserved for members. Registration is quick, simple and absolutely free. Join our community today by clicking here.

Not quite a Newb Joined: 14 Jul 2005 Posts: 41

If you'd accepted my offer of the 0.0044 bitcoins yesterday, you'd be up 2 cents today. Laughing

Drat!

Quote:

Can you put my bill on 'Noids tab?

Of course. Very Happy

Updated tab:

Not quite a Newb Joined: 14 Jul 2005 Posts: 41

Quote:

I'm still not seeing the attraction of the Canadian curlers

Wrong gender, but since you also have a stash of Village People glam shots, I'm not surprised. Laughing

Updated tab:

Posted: Fri Jun 12, 2015 5:10 pm

May I work off my tab by editing this year's version of the "Hot Ladies of Eater" calendar?

Posted: Fri Jun 12, 2015 5:26 pm

^^^I doubt the ladies would be to pleased when you ask them to drape themselves over monster trucks and hold catfish and roadkill.

Not quite a Newb Joined: 14 Jul 2005 Posts: 41

JC, if you ever convince them to actually deliver the long fabled Lovely Ladies of Eater calendar (fetching hats optional) I would forever exempt you from any question fees.

Forever.

To my recollection, though, the scrumptious Mrs. Bean is the only one of the aforementioned Ladies who ever came through. Sad

So, that will be $5, 8 pence for your question because you have reminded me (and probably made Irish cry) of the fact that we were so horribly baited by Eater's fairer sex.

Updated tab:

Posted: Fri Jun 12, 2015 5:39 pm

Drat. There goes my beer money.

Posted: Fri Jun 12, 2015 7:15 pm

Quote:

"Hot Ladies of Eater" calendar?

Posted: Fri Jun 12, 2015 9:54 pm

Quote:

"Hot Ladies of Eater" calendar?

Snerd in a bikni? I shudder at the thought Shocked

Posted: Sat Jun 13, 2015 12:07 am

Has anyone noticed how self-referential this thread has become?

Not quite a Newb Joined: 14 Jul 2005 Posts: 41

No, but I was too busy staring at my belly-button.

Updated tab:

Posted: Sat Jun 13, 2015 12:29 am

Huntsman & FM please don't get too excited about this mythical calendar. A couple of years ago I sent a lot of money to (a Mod) in the hope of expecting a decent 'Hot Ladies' calendar, but all I got back was a couple of photos showing some hillbilly with a catfish (taking the anglers code of 'catch & release' way too far), and some wannabe Canadian living in Minnesota calling himself a Pastor, naked apart from wearing a tiny maple leaf thong. The photos were definitely not for the squeamish & not what I bargained for so watch out, scammers are everywhere Sad

Posted: Sat Jun 13, 2015 2:28 am

Don't believe the rhetoric. Here is proof Esox lucius received the goods in exchange for payment.

Posted: Sat Jun 13, 2015 3:44 am

Wait, what is happening here? Coin? Pleather? So confuse.
Edit: Hi Gar! Wink

Not quite a Newb Joined: 14 Jul 2005 Posts: 41

I honestly can't say, if you hum a few bars, I'll wing it.

Coin replaced stone for bartering several centuries ago.

Pleather - all you need to know is that people that wear it make little kittens cry, so it must be bad.

Updated tab:

eta - Rearranged things.

Posted: Sat Jun 13, 2015 4:26 am

Justcold has agreed to pay my tab in return for me not releasing certain pictures to the public.

Please feel free to add a large random amount to it.

Posted: Sat Jun 13, 2015 12:08 pm

I think JC mentioned paying by check. I'm sure that won't be a problem.
Will it?

Posted: Sat Jun 13, 2015 10:54 pm

@bware419ers

Is that billy bob teeth? Nice!!!

Posted: Sun Jun 14, 2015 12:43 am

Yes very disappointed with the last calendar - either mingers or overweight / overaged mutton dressed as lamb (mind you the pic of TheFae 'embracing' the Maypole was good).

Tsnerd - Is it possible to get a refund, or am I just another victim?

Not quite a Newb Joined: 14 Jul 2005 Posts: 41

Big Al wrote:

Will it?

Of course not, so long as being fed to wild pigs when your check is returned NSF isn't a problem for you.

Updated tab:

Not quite a Newb Joined: 14 Jul 2005 Posts: 41

Huntsman wrote:

Are those billy bob teeth? (FTFY)

Asking other people questions won't prevent me from charging you. You just won't get an answer.

Updated tab:

Irish - $1
FM - $10.73/£something something something that makes FM happy plus arbitrariness plus a $.17 for rolly eyes - use of £ as if it is synonymous with $ waived, but a $3.97 (£2.56 in British) fee has been applied for 'jail-house lawyering'....and a carrier pigeon and bag of feed.
BWare - $2
Kitty - Gratis, because her name contains two t's.
Esox - $-1 for giving me the opportunity to use a line from a Harry Dresden book.
JC - $7, eight pence.
'Noid - $8.22 (also picking up the tab for Badger).
TheFae - $3.25 (includes a charge for the Shocked)
Yastreb - no charge because he is Yastreb
Joker - $2,432 - Because Putin can afford it.
Huntsman - $5 plus a $.33 Google fee.
B8er - $1 billion dollars. He and JC will work that out.
Badgerbait - See the annotation next to 'Noids tally.
Big Al - $1

Not quite a Newb Joined: 14 Jul 2005 Posts: 41

Esox lucius wrote:

Tsnerd - Is it possible to get a refund

Yes, if you are a very good gar this year, and you ask the refund fairy very nicely, you may get a refund.

Quote:

or am I just another victim?

I hope not. TPTB frown heavily at duplicate accounts.

That'll be two dollars, offsetting the previous Harry Dresden discount.

Updated tab:

Posted: Sun Jun 14, 2015 9:44 pm

What's become of that crispy bacon we had before the war?

Posted: Sun Jun 14, 2015 9:45 pm

I've just read the tally, if you want to buy a pigeon and both share the same bag of feed, you don't seriously expect me to pick up the tab do you?

Not quite a Newb Joined: 14 Jul 2005 Posts: 41

Yes, but only if you continue to place value in small, unimportant things like keeping both of your kidneys.

I am reasonable, after all.

Updated tab:

Posted: Sun Jun 14, 2015 10:09 pm

Kdneys? I prefer kneecapping personally (if I ever met a lad) but that might just be a British (£) thing.

Got a question? Ask The Man in a Bunny Suit!	View next topic View previous topic