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Posted: Thu Feb 19, 2015 5:21 pm

What is a great wine to pair with pickled pig's feet? Confused

Posted: Thu Feb 19, 2015 5:24 pm

Why do birds suddenly appear?

Posted: Thu Feb 19, 2015 5:30 pm

MD 20/20 - Orange Jubilee

Don't feed the pigeons, they will become dependent on humans and forget how to hunt in the wild.

Posted: Thu Feb 19, 2015 6:13 pm

Justcold wrote:

What is a great wine to pair with pickled pig's feet? Confused

I am going to correct one JC and slap the other. This is a trick question. Everyone knows the only acceptable beverage to serve with pickled pig's feet is Buttermilk. There are no great wines that pair with the delicacy. The Sooners are heathens, I say.

Posted: Thu Feb 19, 2015 6:28 pm

MD 20/20? I never said this was for a wedding Mr. Moneybags.

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jose makes no representations as to the accuracy or any other aspect of information contained herein, because he was, is, or will be, intoxicated beyond the legal limit, in Ireland (or Boston), during the Saint Patrick's Day Parade, while attempting to answer any of your ridiculous questions.

That bit answers my question, I'll just take my own advice. Laughing

Posted: Thu Feb 19, 2015 7:43 pm

It's just about lunch time here. Mexican or Chinese?

Posted: Thu Feb 19, 2015 7:47 pm

Chineese restaurant with Mexican employees.

Posted: Thu Feb 19, 2015 8:11 pm

Is Tonight "The Night?"

Posted: Fri Feb 20, 2015 12:32 am

I'm thinking, I'll be back and will that be ok?

Posted: Fri Feb 20, 2015 1:09 am

Should I replace you as a mod and then proceed to instantly ban you for being stupid enough for making me a mod?

05/29/15

Dear Jose:

Why must I be a teenager in love?

Not quite a Newb Joined: 14 Jul 2005 Posts: 41

Drunker than a hoot owl and possibly time-traveling Jose wrote:

because he was, is, or will be, intoxicated beyond the legal limit, in Ireland (or Boston), during the Saint Patrick's Day Parade, while attempting to answer any of your ridiculous questions.

What day and month is Saint Patrick's Day in your world?

What did Saint Patrick have against snakes?

Posted: Fri Feb 20, 2015 1:46 pm

Unfortunately, not for you.

Yes.

It already happened, but you weren't logged in. You missed it.

Only fools rush in.

Only on days that end in Y.

St Patrick was able to foresee the future, and predicted the movie "Snakes on a Plane". Sadly, he was not able to prevent it.

Posted: Fri Feb 20, 2015 1:50 pm

Does my butt make my hips look fat?

Posted: Fri Feb 20, 2015 1:52 pm

Not touching that one, but nice try. Laughing

Posted: Fri Feb 20, 2015 1:54 pm

Posted: Fri Feb 20, 2015 2:02 pm

A helium balloon is held by a light string in the middle of the back of a very powerful truck. The back of the truck is sufficiently large that the balloon cannot hit the sides if it sways forwards or backwards on the string. The back of the truck is completely enclosed with no windows or ventilation from the outside. The truck now accelerates rapidly forwards. What is the motion of the balloon relative to the truck when the truck is accelerating, does the balloon sway forwards, backwards or remain at the same position?

Not quite a Newb Joined: 14 Jul 2005 Posts: 41

Wise but probably still 3 sheets to the wind Jose wrote:

Not touching that one, but nice try.

Posted: Fri Feb 20, 2015 2:18 pm

Question: Is that the first time you have refused to touch a butt?

Posted: Fri Feb 20, 2015 2:21 pm

^^^ I was going to ask what was wrong with Bunny May's butt that stopped jose from touching it, but I decided against it.

Posted: Fri Feb 20, 2015 2:31 pm

The ballon is deflated on the bed of the truck and does not move. Coincidentally, Just Cold is giggling in a higher than usual pitch.

No. I refuse to touch butts quite often, actually. It's in my terms of employment, as a Chippendale dancer.

Not quite a Newb Joined: 14 Jul 2005 Posts: 41

How many Chippendales could a Chippendale chip if Chippendales chipped chips?

Posted: Fri Feb 20, 2015 2:47 pm

Do you have spurs that jingle, jangle, jingle?

Edit second question keeping in line with current line of questioning.

Velcro or snaps best for breakaway pants?

Posted: Fri Feb 20, 2015 3:40 pm

Any suggestions for a very last minute wedding anniversary present?

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