Clarence, the Nero Surgeon

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Posted: Fri Feb 06, 2015 11:35 am

Started on on tagged: http://www.tagged.com/profile.html?uid=6011531435

We've been on and off of messenger for about a month, he keeps going offline during our conversations. But I do love his excuse:

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Clarence: Hi am here just had network floctuation

I guess floctuations can be a bitch.

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Clarence: I am ClarenCe from USA ,i work here in UK base on high sea
Yes i work here in high sea with the UN surbmarrine

When asked what he does on the surbmarrine...

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Clarence: Oh ok Elise, I am the medical specialist on board , Nero Surgeon ..

When I mentioned that to my hubby, he asked if the surbmarrine was yella. He also said that he should be a Nemo surgeon. Rolling Eyes

Snippets of our conversations, which did include pork.

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Clarence: My son is goin for an excoution out of the state and he sent an email that his account is short of fund so he needs fund for his project
elise: and you're asking me to pay for it?
so why don't you send him the money?
Clarence: I can not come out the ship now till after two months
elise: well it sounds like you have a problem then.
Clarence: So i plead for your help and i will refund it to you when am out
elise: oh, so you're asking me to pay for it???
Clarence: Yeah i just don't want him to get his study surspended
elise: but why should I pay for i`?
we hardly even know each other
Clarence: I am asking for help and i will pay as soon am out in two months time
elise: why should I though? we hardly know each other
Clarence: Yes i know that, just that heart lead me to you,i prayed for God dirrection and am lead to you
elise: i don't believe in god at all
so you think that your god lead you to me to pay for your son?
Clarence: Perhaps God has created you a kind hearted woman in his own golding immage
elise: so why don't you email your account information to your son and have him withdraw the money himself?
Clarence: My son can not have access to my account
elise: why not?
Clarence: Is only when i write him a cheque
That is when he can withdrawl from my account
elise: so write him a cheque
Clarence: My cheque is not here with me in the sea
elise: how much does he need?
Clarence: He need just 3000us dollars
elise: like i said, you are asking for quite a lot with us just having met
too much really
Clarence: Honey pls i know we just meet, but with who you are and your good heart
My heart lead me to you ,so true as you said that it's a big pleadge
But kindly make it $ 1,000
My son is also your son
elise: no sorry
no he is not my son
he's your son
i have two sons of my own
Clarence: Yes he is mine too and yours is also mine just that yours are grown
elise: no my sons are not your sons

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Clarence: So what do you intend to help out in this issue?
elise: what do you mean?
Clarence: I mean what can you help my son with?
Cause he has five days left
elise: i said i would only send a couple hundred dollars
well then i can't help him....it won't get there by bank transfer anyway
Clarence: Do i appreciate, and really it will not even get him a handout
elise: oh well sorry i can't help
i guess he'll have to miss the excursion then
Clarence: for his project as far as the excusion
elise: oh well
Clarence: Okay as a mother if you are pleased it ..
elise: what do you mean by that?
Clarence: I will asked him to sit back until i arrived thanks
elise: okay
Clarence: I say that cause you are a mother and you know what it means for a child not to attend or complit his education or school project
I believe he has more than $ 100
Pls you have a re-think and come up with a good idea as a mother .

Then he makes the mistake of trying to preach about god to Elise. I had to ask him if he knew what an atheist is.

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elise: do you know what an atheist is?
Clarence: Yes think so..but you can also tell me more so i join your believe
elise: what do you think an atheist is?
Clarence: I think believing in my god and stop churching
elise: no
an atheist is someone who doesn't believe in a god
Clarence: Then tell me?
elise: we don't go to church, or do any of that religous garbage
Clarence: Ok then how can i grow in my faith...i mean teach me more
elise: no sorry you can't teach atheism
it's a belief
try googling it if you want to learn more

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Clarence: Yes i did but they give a condition that i can pay an advance of $500 so that i can give the rest after 2 months
elise: well I said that i would only pay $200
Clarence: So am yet to reply, cause i want to plead to you to help out
elise: well I said that i would only pay $200
Clarence: Pls if had a sorce of getting $500 ,i wouldn't have paid
elise: well I said that i would only pay $200
Clarence: I don't have any one to help me with 300
elise: i don't know your son and i think that giving $200 to someone i don' know is pretty generous
Clarence: Pls honey,i undestand but i know you can
elise: that's my final offer
if you don't want it, just say so
but that's all I'm willing to send
Clarence: Well your offer is good,then i have to send an email so i can tell them i have 200 for now

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Clarence: Honey i just read the email sent to me, and they have gon for the excoution asking me to send the money true via to the
elise: i don't get what you're asking here
Clarence: What am asking is what am have being told to do honey
elise: asking me to send the money true via to the - and what I'm saying is I don't understand what you're saying here
Clarence: And they also say that the have a corrensponding bank
elise: that's fine. i only need the bank account information
Clarence: Are there
elise: okay
Clarence: Honey via is moneygram transfer
elise: no, i don't use those instant money places
i can only send by bank transfer
Clarence: Honey i just got an email and their corresponding account
elise: okay
if you'll give me their bank info, I'll get the transfer started

What followed was at least 45 minutes of getting the right bank info out of this idiot.

Posted: Sun Feb 08, 2015 10:11 am

This sounds so much like William/Victor the 4* General with a son getting 'execution in Western African'.

Posted: Sun Feb 08, 2015 10:49 am

Oh, I heard from William yesterday. Victor needs money for his fees...only $1,000. Am waiting on a bank account before I update the thread.

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