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B8er
Associate Boomdazzler
Joined: 16 Feb 2009
Posts: 13625
Location: In self-isolation practicing social distancing
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Thu Jan 22, 2015 4:23 am |
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So, it's that time of year once again when Justcold gets a special thread so that he can <strike>stalk</strike> attempt to woo Corona (or Ima/TheFae/Bware/TooMuchFun/hell, anyone who doesn't have an active restraining order against him in place) with even more vigour (and drooling) than usual.
For the rest of us, it's time to pack the beers in to the cooler (and a nice bottle of sherry just in case any lady baiters want to join us) and board the boat to go do a bit of fishing.
Hopefully, I don't need to remind all of our anglers that rods and reels are mandatory, we'll have none of that freaky gullet grabbing stuff on this boat. |
_________________ "I DENOUNCE THE MUFFIN MEN" - Ma Kim
"YOU ARE WALKING DEAD MAN. YOUR WOODEN COFFIN IS READY TO SWALLOW YOU AND YOUR DIRTY GENERATION"
"all chaps are ass-less by design otherwise they just be leather pants" - jose_cuervo
x 5
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x 4 x 1746 x 1904 - Fake cheques: $4,392,620.83
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vonpaso xlura
Baiting Guru
Joined: 10 Apr 2011
Posts: 13781
Location: Bertcad, Lojbanistan
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Thu Jan 22, 2015 9:36 am |
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I guess that means that the female half of my fishing couple must stay away. |
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unwashed
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you are a fake people so do not ever write to me again.
Am mad at you right now ... Am tired of your questions ... Am sick and tire you and your bank
Nigerian pig . go swallow a grenade idiot. Boko Haram will solve your problem idiot .
you are big fool by send a fake payment information and never you contact me again asshole .
your passgae bearing your ATM CATD ... Ant Terrorist Certificate ... legal verterbrate ... expartiate your meaning ... gets to your dwaignted address ... successful ofghw transfer |
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KissOfDeath
Elite Baiter
Joined: 19 Aug 2013
Posts: 1289
Location: Back in jose_cuervo's ... um, arms
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Thu Jan 22, 2015 10:10 am |
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How does a LadyBaiter become an Official Woo-ee?
And just how is this seemingly lovely game to be played?
It appears to moi that there are numerous eligible Valentines among both the Woo-ee and the Woo-er ranks herein! |
_________________ Victims Always Come First
x14 ~ Assorted
x33 ~ Assorted
x78 + x3 ~ DT
x789+959 w/Team BaconBoi ~ "This charge-back/reversals is now getting on my nerves." ~ "What exactly are you? Why are you fooling me?"
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2015 Co-Winner w/Nick Roper
“What the hell is wrong with you?”~"Stop playing games with me okay" ~ PartyBoi w/Team Sley
“jose and KoD, Eater's <strike>most vomit-inducing</strike> cutest couple” ~ TheLoneHaranguer |
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Capone
** REMEMBERED **
Joined: 16 Feb 2013
Posts: 10596
Location: Blackacre
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Thu Jan 22, 2015 10:37 am |
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Damn, the fishing trip is ON. Gangstas don't do woo-age. I'll bring a couple cases of beer and the tackle box. I'm usually the first mate. |
_________________ X 73 Eco-friendly sty under construction
x 116
Fake law firm sites killed x3
500 in 6-walked
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Atlanta-Las Vegas -Seattle-San Diego-Seattle 2.0Atlanta-Jackson Hole, WY, Atlanta-Aspen, CO-with Juan
Ghana-Bouake with Choppa and Dr. Mike
Courtesy of SH Ivory Coast!
Accra-Lome with Choppa
Ghana-Burkina Faso with Choppah
-Accra-Singapore Team Woody
"no! no no money!!! all this was not true! .. "- vlad rant
" i have complained to those who think life is a comedy to those who feel life is a tragedy. " Mr. Pekkar's Problem
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KissOfDeath
Elite Baiter
Joined: 19 Aug 2013
Posts: 1289
Location: Back in jose_cuervo's ... um, arms
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Thu Jan 22, 2015 10:41 am |
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^^^^^Ah, thanks for that, FirstMateCapone!
Sorry, I misunderstood ... no woo-age aboard this tour, then, Arrrrrr (?) |
_________________ Victims Always Come First
x14 ~ Assorted
x33 ~ Assorted
x78 + x3 ~ DT
x789+959 w/Team BaconBoi ~ "This charge-back/reversals is now getting on my nerves." ~ "What exactly are you? Why are you fooling me?"
Gadgeteer Grad 05/29/15
2015 Co-Winner w/Nick Roper
“What the hell is wrong with you?”~"Stop playing games with me okay" ~ PartyBoi w/Team Sley
“jose and KoD, Eater's <strike>most vomit-inducing</strike> cutest couple” ~ TheLoneHaranguer |
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B8er
Associate Boomdazzler
Joined: 16 Feb 2009
Posts: 13625
Location: In self-isolation practicing social distancing
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Thu Jan 22, 2015 10:51 am |
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Definitely no wooage here, serious fishing only.
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If you want to be woo'd just hint at availability in the other thread and JC will find you (don't worry about specifying your gender or species he's not picky) |
_________________ "I DENOUNCE THE MUFFIN MEN" - Ma Kim
"YOU ARE WALKING DEAD MAN. YOUR WOODEN COFFIN IS READY TO SWALLOW YOU AND YOUR DIRTY GENERATION"
"all chaps are ass-less by design otherwise they just be leather pants" - jose_cuervo
x 5
x 335 🚽
x 4 x 1746 x 1904 - Fake cheques: $4,392,620.83
Team Woody - Ghana to Singapore - 11535km |
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KissOfDeath
Elite Baiter
Joined: 19 Aug 2013
Posts: 1289
Location: Back in jose_cuervo's ... um, arms
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Thu Jan 22, 2015 11:04 am |
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^^^ LOL, thanks for that, B8er ... I think I get it now -- Eater Guys looking to escape woo-age? ... Sounds like great fun either way. Nice to know that discrimination isn't an issue on-board or ashore |
_________________ Victims Always Come First
x14 ~ Assorted
x33 ~ Assorted
x78 + x3 ~ DT
x789+959 w/Team BaconBoi ~ "This charge-back/reversals is now getting on my nerves." ~ "What exactly are you? Why are you fooling me?"
Gadgeteer Grad 05/29/15
2015 Co-Winner w/Nick Roper
“What the hell is wrong with you?”~"Stop playing games with me okay" ~ PartyBoi w/Team Sley
“jose and KoD, Eater's <strike>most vomit-inducing</strike> cutest couple” ~ TheLoneHaranguer |
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Big Al
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Dec 2011
Posts: 5054
Location: Winter is Coming....
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Fri Jan 23, 2015 12:46 am |
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I think I'll be Ice fishing this year. No need for a boat to float in ya know? Just need a damn drill and some stupid critters under the ice to visit me.
I'm wooing way too many knuckleheads and don't need any distractions.
Lovelads 4X (4 more than I wish I was)
Gay Mensah 1X ( Umm, Err,..... Nevermind)
Dakar Darlings 10+ (Probably more but who's counting?) |
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bware419ers
419Eater Admin
Joined: 25 Jun 2012
Posts: 21302
Location: Searching for the Platinum Piggie
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Fri Jan 23, 2015 12:52 am |
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Justcold
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Joined: 27 Dec 2011
Posts: 6971
Location: Happy New Year!
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Fri Jan 23, 2015 1:07 am |
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^Et tu, Bware? |
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03/21/2019 Keep drinking Grape Nehi, JC. I will, Irish. You win this time. |
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TheDane
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Aug 2010
Posts: 5194
Location: Meanwhile, somewhere else...
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Fri Jan 23, 2015 1:11 am |
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I spotted JC and Joker on their ice fishing trip...
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Goat Milk Lad 2012-13:
Lagos-Ouagadougou-Arbinda Warri-Yaoundé
I AM A FOOL AND I AM SO DISAPPOINTED - Brother Okei AKA Goat Milk Lad
I do not wish my enemy what I have experienced and this humiliation you are putting me through - Rushforth (on behalf of Dharma & Dr Mike) |
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oscarpiles
#1 Moderator
Joined: 13 Apr 2012
Posts: 6776
Location: Sec tarnfuseslking with Fae and she co
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Fri Jan 23, 2015 1:13 am |
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@bware no need to bring Buzz Baits. My Pants be full of them! |
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bware419ers
419Eater Admin
Joined: 25 Jun 2012
Posts: 21302
Location: Searching for the Platinum Piggie
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Fri Jan 23, 2015 1:21 am |
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^^^Watch out for the trailer hook.
Justcold wrote: |
^Et tu, Bware? |
I like to keep my options open. |
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Big Al
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Dec 2011
Posts: 5054
Location: Winter is Coming....
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Fri Jan 23, 2015 1:37 am |
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I say basic Survival gear myself. Bring everything you think you'll need and half of what you don't think you'll need. Twice as much beer and your CC.
We should be good to go.... |
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Capone
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Joined: 16 Feb 2013
Posts: 10596
Location: Blackacre
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Fri Jan 23, 2015 1:51 am |
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Dames, bigAl and Bware welcome. JC, get back to woo-age. Where's TheFae? She's usually captaining this voyage, unless B8er's standing in. |
_________________ X 73 Eco-friendly sty under construction
x 116
Fake law firm sites killed x3
500 in 6-walked
x4
Atlanta-Las Vegas -Seattle-San Diego-Seattle 2.0Atlanta-Jackson Hole, WY, Atlanta-Aspen, CO-with Juan
Ghana-Bouake with Choppa and Dr. Mike
Courtesy of SH Ivory Coast!
Accra-Lome with Choppa
Ghana-Burkina Faso with Choppah
-Accra-Singapore Team Woody
"no! no no money!!! all this was not true! .. "- vlad rant
" i have complained to those who think life is a comedy to those who feel life is a tragedy. " Mr. Pekkar's Problem
Go Gold! |
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B8er
Associate Boomdazzler
Joined: 16 Feb 2009
Posts: 13625
Location: In self-isolation practicing social distancing
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Fri Jan 23, 2015 1:54 am |
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^^^I'm sure TheFae will be along, once she's seen what is on offer in the other thread.
oscarpiles wrote: |
@bware no need to bring Buzz Baits. My Pants be full of them! |
That sounds an awful lot like open wooage (unless it is just some strange Canadian style party trick). |
_________________ "I DENOUNCE THE MUFFIN MEN" - Ma Kim
"YOU ARE WALKING DEAD MAN. YOUR WOODEN COFFIN IS READY TO SWALLOW YOU AND YOUR DIRTY GENERATION"
"all chaps are ass-less by design otherwise they just be leather pants" - jose_cuervo
x 5
x 335 🚽
x 4 x 1746 x 1904 - Fake cheques: $4,392,620.83
Team Woody - Ghana to Singapore - 11535km |
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Big Al
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Dec 2011
Posts: 5054
Location: Winter is Coming....
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Fri Jan 23, 2015 2:02 am |
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If my pants start buzzing I'm chuckin' my cell phone as far out to sea as possible. I'll be back when I run outta beer and money. TYVM. |
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Justcold
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Joined: 27 Dec 2011
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Location: Happy New Year!
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Fri Jan 23, 2015 2:39 am |
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Back to the woo.... |
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03/21/2019 Keep drinking Grape Nehi, JC. I will, Irish. You win this time. |
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Joker
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Joined: 26 Jul 2012
Posts: 1123
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Fri Jan 23, 2015 3:56 am |
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Release the Crackin?
You're going to need a bigger boat. |
_________________ All warfare is based on deception - Sun Tzu, The Art of War
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Ima Baeder
Baiting Guru
Joined: 03 May 2007
Posts: 18313
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Fri Jan 23, 2015 4:42 am |
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Oh my God - why do you people think you can do this nonsense year after year? And the newer mods are participating this year?! Have you not read the forum rules?
No fishing, wooing only. Get over to the other thread. |
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B8er
Associate Boomdazzler
Joined: 16 Feb 2009
Posts: 13625
Location: In self-isolation practicing social distancing
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Fri Jan 23, 2015 5:09 am |
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^^^You know that once JC has finished is laughable attempts, the VD thread is just going to end up with Juan sending you more of his dodgy French poetry.
If sherry doesn't tempt you, we can probably stretch to a bottle of Babycham, but don't tell JC as I know it's his favourite tipple. |
_________________ "I DENOUNCE THE MUFFIN MEN" - Ma Kim
"YOU ARE WALKING DEAD MAN. YOUR WOODEN COFFIN IS READY TO SWALLOW YOU AND YOUR DIRTY GENERATION"
"all chaps are ass-less by design otherwise they just be leather pants" - jose_cuervo
x 5
x 335 🚽
x 4 x 1746 x 1904 - Fake cheques: $4,392,620.83
Team Woody - Ghana to Singapore - 11535km |
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Ima Baeder
Baiting Guru
Joined: 03 May 2007
Posts: 18313
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Fri Jan 23, 2015 5:12 am |
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Nice try but I can't be tempted. I can, however, lock fishing threads. Go woo someone! |
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irishemigrant
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Joined: 22 Jul 2007
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Fri Jan 23, 2015 7:05 am |
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Oh Ima, lock the fishing thread? How could you be so heartless. Where would all of the lovelorn worshippers that wait for your infrequent visits gather?
We have no wish to disturb those fools in the VD thread that continue to chase the Ladies in Eater (and BTW, where is my Calendar?)
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Capone
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Joined: 16 Feb 2013
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Location: Blackacre
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Fri Jan 23, 2015 10:13 am |
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Ima, you celebrate VD with wooage, I go fishing. And I leave the Thompson on shore.
ETA: Ima forgot I gifted her with ruby red jackboots last year. |
_________________ X 73 Eco-friendly sty under construction
x 116
Fake law firm sites killed x3
500 in 6-walked
x4
Atlanta-Las Vegas -Seattle-San Diego-Seattle 2.0Atlanta-Jackson Hole, WY, Atlanta-Aspen, CO-with Juan
Ghana-Bouake with Choppa and Dr. Mike
Courtesy of SH Ivory Coast!
Accra-Lome with Choppa
Ghana-Burkina Faso with Choppah
-Accra-Singapore Team Woody
"no! no no money!!! all this was not true! .. "- vlad rant
" i have complained to those who think life is a comedy to those who feel life is a tragedy. " Mr. Pekkar's Problem
Go Gold! |
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bware419ers
419Eater Admin
Joined: 25 Jun 2012
Posts: 21302
Location: Searching for the Platinum Piggie
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Fri Jan 23, 2015 11:49 am |
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