2015's Obligatory Fishing Trip Thread

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Posted: Thu Jan 22, 2015 4:23 am

So, it's that time of year once again when Justcold gets a special thread so that he can <strike>stalk</strike> attempt to woo Corona (or Ima/TheFae/Bware/TooMuchFun/hell, anyone who doesn't have an active restraining order against him in place) with even more vigour (and drooling) than usual.

For the rest of us, it's time to pack the beers in to the cooler (and a nice bottle of sherry just in case any lady baiters want to join us) and board the boat to go do a bit of fishing.

Hopefully, I don't need to remind all of our anglers that rods and reels are mandatory, we'll have none of that freaky gullet grabbing stuff on this boat.

Posted: Thu Jan 22, 2015 9:36 am

I guess that means that the female half of my fishing couple must stay away.

05/29/15

How does a LadyBaiter become an Official Woo-ee?

And just how is this seemingly lovely game to be played?

It appears to moi that there are numerous eligible Valentines among both the Woo-ee and the Woo-er ranks herein!

Posted: Thu Jan 22, 2015 10:37 am

Damn, the fishing trip is ON. Gangstas don't do woo-age. I'll bring a couple cases of beer and the tackle box. I'm usually the first mate.

05/29/15

^^^^^Ah, thanks for that, FirstMateCapone!

Sorry, I misunderstood ... no woo-age aboard this tour, then, Arrrrrr (?)

Posted: Thu Jan 22, 2015 10:51 am

Definitely no wooage here, serious fishing only.
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If you want to be woo'd just hint at availability in the other thread and JC will find you (don't worry about specifying your gender or species he's not picky)

05/29/15

^^^ LOL, thanks for that, B8er ... I think I get it now -- Eater Guys looking to escape woo-age? ... Sounds like great fun either way. Nice to know that discrimination isn't an issue on-board or ashore Smile

Posted: Fri Jan 23, 2015 12:46 am

I think I'll be Ice fishing this year. No need for a boat to float in ya know? Just need a damn drill and some stupid critters under the ice to visit me.

I'm wooing way too many knuckleheads and don't need any distractions.
Lovelads 4X (4 more than I wish I was)
Gay Mensah 1X ( Umm, Err,..... Nevermind)
Dakar Darlings 10+ (Probably more but who's counting?)

Posted: Fri Jan 23, 2015 12:52 am

Can I bring along Buzz Baits?

Posted: Fri Jan 23, 2015 1:07 am

^Et tu, Bware? Evil or Very Mad

Posted: Fri Jan 23, 2015 1:11 am

I spotted JC and Joker on their ice fishing trip...

Posted: Fri Jan 23, 2015 1:13 am

@bware no need to bring Buzz Baits. My Pants be full of them!

Posted: Fri Jan 23, 2015 1:21 am

^^^Watch out for the trailer hook.

Justcold wrote:

^Et tu, Bware? Evil or Very Mad

I like to keep my options open. Wink

Posted: Fri Jan 23, 2015 1:37 am

I say basic Survival gear myself. Bring everything you think you'll need and half of what you don't think you'll need. Twice as much beer and your CC.

We should be good to go.... Wink

Posted: Fri Jan 23, 2015 1:51 am

Dames, bigAl and Bware welcome. JC, get back to woo-age. Where's TheFae? She's usually captaining this voyage, unless B8er's standing in.

Posted: Fri Jan 23, 2015 1:54 am

^^^I'm sure TheFae will be along, once she's seen what is on offer in the other thread.

oscarpiles wrote:

@bware no need to bring Buzz Baits. My Pants be full of them!

That sounds an awful lot like open wooage (unless it is just some strange Canadian style party trick).

Posted: Fri Jan 23, 2015 2:02 am

If my pants start buzzing I'm chuckin' my cell phone as far out to sea as possible. I'll be back when I run outta beer and money. TYVM.

Posted: Fri Jan 23, 2015 2:39 am

Back to the woo.... Cool

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Release the Crackin?

You're going to need a bigger boat. Laughing

Baiting Guru Joined: 03 May 2007 Posts: 18313

Oh my God - why do you people think you can do this nonsense year after year? And the newer mods are participating this year?! Have you not read the forum rules?

No fishing, wooing only. Get over to the other thread.

Posted: Fri Jan 23, 2015 5:09 am

^^^You know that once JC has finished is laughable attempts, the VD thread is just going to end up with Juan sending you more of his dodgy French poetry.

If sherry doesn't tempt you, we can probably stretch to a bottle of Babycham, but don't tell JC as I know it's his favourite tipple.

Baiting Guru Joined: 03 May 2007 Posts: 18313

Nice try but I can't be tempted. I can, however, lock fishing threads. Twisted Evil

Go woo someone!

Posted: Fri Jan 23, 2015 7:05 am

Oh Ima, lock the fishing thread? How could you be so heartless. Where would all of the lovelorn worshippers that wait for your infrequent visits gather?

We have no wish to disturb those fools in the VD thread that continue to chase the Ladies in Eater (and BTW, where is my Calendar?)

:sigh:

Posted: Fri Jan 23, 2015 10:13 am

Ima, you celebrate VD with wooage, I go fishing. And I leave the Thompson on shore.

ETA: Ima forgot I gifted her with ruby red jackboots last year.

Posted: Fri Jan 23, 2015 11:49 am

IMa, don't be upset because I like to fish and be wooed!

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