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Asena
Elite Baiter
Joined: 26 Jan 2010
Posts: 1380
Location: Turn Left at Orion
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Thu Feb 12, 2015 10:57 am |
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@Treasured Tsnerd - am so glad! Top bunk is yours
- Would try and woo you some more btw, but I'm busy abseiling and multitasking really isn't my forte |
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Big Al
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Dec 2011
Posts: 5054
Location: Winter is Coming....
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Thu Feb 12, 2015 11:38 am |
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@ Capone, Our meetings together have been pure joy. Even my dragon smiles when I relive the stories of our time together. Our time apart is like burning chards being pushed under my fingernails. Do be my Valentine??? |
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Capone
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Joined: 16 Feb 2013
Posts: 10596
Location: Blackacre
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Thu Feb 12, 2015 11:58 am |
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Let me park the
While you park your dragon.
And valentine, a turn around the dance floor?
Just to get in the mood.... |
_________________ X 73 Eco-friendly sty under construction
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Ghana-Bouake with Choppa and Dr. Mike
Courtesy of SH Ivory Coast!
Accra-Lome with Choppa
Ghana-Burkina Faso with Choppah
-Accra-Singapore Team Woody
"no! no no money!!! all this was not true! .. "- vlad rant
" i have complained to those who think life is a comedy to those who feel life is a tragedy. " Mr. Pekkar's Problem
Go Gold! |
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Big Al
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Dec 2011
Posts: 5054
Location: Winter is Coming....
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Thu Feb 12, 2015 12:29 pm |
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username1939
Something the mods dream up
Joined: 22 Apr 2014
Posts: 906
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Thu Feb 12, 2015 3:10 pm |
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Don't suppose this will win anyones heart ....
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aO5GWJJP3FM |
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Never you insult me again. Never you write such to me. I am not begging you into this transfer, if you do not want to work with me call it a quit and never you write such to my mail box again.
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TheLoneHaranguer
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Joined: 04 Apr 2014
Posts: 1375
Location: In Prosper's private hell
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Thu Feb 12, 2015 3:34 pm |
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Kitty La Gore wrote: |
I am curiously disappointed... thought I might have had a chance there |
Don't worry, KLG. All I read in firef1y's post was:
firef1y wrote: |
Blah-blah-blah... Dream Theater ... blah-blah ... Panic Attack ... blah-blah ... Images and Words ... blah-blah ... 100% sure ... best band ever ... |
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_________________ Harry Loans
George "Dimwit" Padmore
Dave Tittysoggy: "you have spirit of betrayer in you and you make me doubt your competence as a lawyer"
Pastor Omar (Edo->N'Djamena->Abeche): "I have been slept in tached huts in the Sahara deserts"
x3 x3 Rev. Prosper (Lagos->Timbuktu): "I have never been in to this type of thing in my life and you called it enjoyment"
House Haranguer: Alone we stand, together we thrive
"trust is hard to build until the foot step of trust has been stepped" Jammy King, getting philosophical
"i HAVE WRITTEN 73 MESSAGES TO YOU WHAT DO YOU TAKE ME FOR?" Rev. Boutin Dickson, not getting it |
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Joker
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Joined: 26 Jul 2012
Posts: 1123
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Thu Feb 12, 2015 6:24 pm |
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^ the poor little puppy gets shot down in flames. It's ok boy. We'll go for a wok to help you shake it off.
@ FF: Back from the business trip love. I brought wine and Chinese food back. Sit, let's plot. |
_________________ All warfare is based on deception - Sun Tzu, The Art of War
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Tsnerd
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 14 Jul 2005
Posts: 41
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Thu Feb 12, 2015 10:30 pm |
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To Lovely Asena:
You attack arrogant aardvarks with aplomb,
Gosh, I think that you are the bomb!
I adore you more,
than I adore carrots;
Heck, I adore you more
than 10,000 <strike>ferrets</strike> parrots!
You abseil with a style,
not matched by any other.
Displaying an innate skill,
not seen since Uther.
Of all the places that we've been,
the mountains, the lakes and back again.
There is no place I'd rather be,
than me with you and you with me.
So here I am on bended knee,
and a small bribe of cheesie brie.
Would you, could you be mine
Would you, could you be my Valentine? |
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Big Al
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Dec 2011
Posts: 5054
Location: Winter is Coming....
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Fri Feb 13, 2015 2:07 am |
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B8er
Associate Boomdazzler
Joined: 16 Feb 2009
Posts: 13625
Location: In self-isolation practicing social distancing
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Fri Feb 13, 2015 2:09 am |
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^^^I've just been down to the cellar (basement for the colonials) and checked and they're still there. Had to tighten the chains a little though as a couple looked like they were trying to escape. |
_________________ "I DENOUNCE THE MUFFIN MEN" - Ma Kim
"YOU ARE WALKING DEAD MAN. YOUR WOODEN COFFIN IS READY TO SWALLOW YOU AND YOUR DIRTY GENERATION"
"all chaps are ass-less by design otherwise they just be leather pants" - jose_cuervo
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Big Al
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Dec 2011
Posts: 5054
Location: Winter is Coming....
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Fri Feb 13, 2015 2:13 am |
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Justcold
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Joined: 27 Dec 2011
Posts: 6971
Location: Happy New Year!
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Fri Feb 13, 2015 2:46 am |
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Ma belle dame wrote: |
I hope you are good with your hands! |
They are calloused and rough, but I will be as gentle as you require...(or desire )
You want to go for a walk? A hike? I up for whatever makes you happy today, 'cause, sometimes, all I need is...
(NSFW) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LoFYYj7EFtM |
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03/21/2019 Keep drinking Grape Nehi, JC. I will, Irish. You win this time. |
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B8er
Associate Boomdazzler
Joined: 16 Feb 2009
Posts: 13625
Location: In self-isolation practicing social distancing
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Fri Feb 13, 2015 2:48 am |
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Justcold wrote: |
'cause, mosttimes, all I need is.. |
This according to your sisterwife. |
_________________ "I DENOUNCE THE MUFFIN MEN" - Ma Kim
"YOU ARE WALKING DEAD MAN. YOUR WOODEN COFFIN IS READY TO SWALLOW YOU AND YOUR DIRTY GENERATION"
"all chaps are ass-less by design otherwise they just be leather pants" - jose_cuervo
x 5
x 335 🚽
x 4 x 1746 x 1904 - Fake cheques: $4,392,620.83
Team Woody - Ghana to Singapore - 11535km |
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firef1y
419Eater is my life
Joined: 21 Sep 2012
Posts: 373
Location: on the front lobe of their left side brains
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Fri Feb 13, 2015 7:24 am |
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My bad one,
I shared you enough with others and it is maybe the time to have you entirely for myself. At least for a while. Dreaming about a nice trip to a place where we can plot and we can laugh together. We may burn something from time to time.... but it will be, like always, only by mistake... and I hope it will be not the dinner. |
_________________ - Georgie Porgie
"i never know you are this wicked. for all this you have done to me,you will see death closely an Beg for life." - A1ex Wi1son
"Your nothing but a bastard. you will regret this cause if i meet you over there i don't mind to pull a trigger of a bullet on your forehead. i will find you any where on this world just don't take it easy cause i mean what am saying to you". Dempsey G. |
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Joker
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Joined: 26 Jul 2012
Posts: 1123
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Fri Feb 13, 2015 7:28 am |
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I got the perfect thing my lovely! We can go fishing and then head off to bring peace to the Middle East...... oh wait.
This we may have to think about for a bit. Could you hand me the thinking chaps and the tin of Crisco? |
_________________ All warfare is based on deception - Sun Tzu, The Art of War
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firef1y
419Eater is my life
Joined: 21 Sep 2012
Posts: 373
Location: on the front lobe of their left side brains
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Fri Feb 13, 2015 7:29 am |
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_________________ - Georgie Porgie
"i never know you are this wicked. for all this you have done to me,you will see death closely an Beg for life." - A1ex Wi1son
"Your nothing but a bastard. you will regret this cause if i meet you over there i don't mind to pull a trigger of a bullet on your forehead. i will find you any where on this world just don't take it easy cause i mean what am saying to you". Dempsey G. |
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Capone
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Joined: 16 Feb 2013
Posts: 10596
Location: Blackacre
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Fri Feb 13, 2015 10:47 am |
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@ my Valentine, BigAl,
I've put the Massacre on hold, to safari to you! Yes, I am visiting your local, so park the dragan, tell REO you know!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fFv_PoZ2iP0
Pour the champagne and let's hit the dance floor!
ETA-that dance video- SWOON!!!!
I dressed just for you....
[URL=http://scamwarners.com/main/v.php?id=6810330\'s.JPG][/URL] |
_________________ X 73 Eco-friendly sty under construction
x 116
Fake law firm sites killed x3
500 in 6-walked
x4
Atlanta-Las Vegas -Seattle-San Diego-Seattle 2.0Atlanta-Jackson Hole, WY, Atlanta-Aspen, CO-with Juan
Ghana-Bouake with Choppa and Dr. Mike
Courtesy of SH Ivory Coast!
Accra-Lome with Choppa
Ghana-Burkina Faso with Choppah
-Accra-Singapore Team Woody
"no! no no money!!! all this was not true! .. "- vlad rant
" i have complained to those who think life is a comedy to those who feel life is a tragedy. " Mr. Pekkar's Problem
Go Gold! |
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B8er
Associate Boomdazzler
Joined: 16 Feb 2009
Posts: 13625
Location: In self-isolation practicing social distancing
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Fri Feb 13, 2015 11:12 am |
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For the lady baiters who are still playing, time to assess whether your intended is a real man http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/11408971/Are-you-a-real-man-The-top-50-things-every-chap-should-know.html
@KissofDeath, it's probably not worth you wasting your time getting the metrosexual cowboy to answer as I think the result is a foregone conclusion.
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_________________ "I DENOUNCE THE MUFFIN MEN" - Ma Kim
"YOU ARE WALKING DEAD MAN. YOUR WOODEN COFFIN IS READY TO SWALLOW YOU AND YOUR DIRTY GENERATION"
"all chaps are ass-less by design otherwise they just be leather pants" - jose_cuervo
x 5
x 335 🚽
x 4 x 1746 x 1904 - Fake cheques: $4,392,620.83
Team Woody - Ghana to Singapore - 11535km |
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jose_cuervo
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Mar 2006
Posts: 8175
Location: Packing Vaseline in my frilly boots, I can’t help if it gets in other places.
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Fri Feb 13, 2015 12:52 pm |
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If a man needs to take a 'test' to determine his manliness, I'm pretty sure he's already in a position of disadvantage.
It's ok, I'm not judging. If any of my fellow male baiter get stuck on the test, I'll be available via PM, to help you out. |
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B8er
Associate Boomdazzler
Joined: 16 Feb 2009
Posts: 13625
Location: In self-isolation practicing social distancing
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Fri Feb 13, 2015 1:01 pm |
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^^^I'm guessing that before you offer to help with these questions
Quote: |
19. The year England won the World Cup
31. What the football scores were at the weekend
35. What the biggest recent football transfers are
50. Who are favourites to win the Premier League |
You'll probably need someone to explain to you that it isn't talking about the "game" where lots of "men"run around with bigger shoulder pads than an average episode of Dynesty. |
_________________ "I DENOUNCE THE MUFFIN MEN" - Ma Kim
"YOU ARE WALKING DEAD MAN. YOUR WOODEN COFFIN IS READY TO SWALLOW YOU AND YOUR DIRTY GENERATION"
"all chaps are ass-less by design otherwise they just be leather pants" - jose_cuervo
x 5
x 335 🚽
x 4 x 1746 x 1904 - Fake cheques: $4,392,620.83
Team Woody - Ghana to Singapore - 11535km |
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jose_cuervo
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Mar 2006
Posts: 8175
Location: Packing Vaseline in my frilly boots, I can’t help if it gets in other places.
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Fri Feb 13, 2015 2:13 pm |
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/\/\/\ I am having difficulty making the connection between; extensive knowledge of sports trivia, and a mans' sense of self worth and/or his resulting manliness from knowledge thereof.
Surely, you must be taking the piss! Any milquetoast can memorize the sports page, and regurgitate it at will.
I (personally) would rather spend my time learning and exploring the many, beautiful, amazing, mysterious, and wonderful facets of my ladie's psyche, allowing me to further appreciate her inner beauty.
But hey, please don't let me interrupt your reading of the sports page, the 'hair-legs' down at the pub may quiz you on your knowledge later. |
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B8er
Associate Boomdazzler
Joined: 16 Feb 2009
Posts: 13625
Location: In self-isolation practicing social distancing
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Fri Feb 13, 2015 2:36 pm |
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jose_cuervo wrote: |
Surely, you must be taking the piss! Any milquetoast can memorize the sports page, and regurgitate it at will. ...
the 'hair-legs' down at the pub may quiz you on your knowledge later |
Don't knock it, just ask your Brit moderator colleagues how they spend their Friday nights - it's probably down the pub downing a couple of dozen pints (proper beer not the gnat's piss stuff) while discussing important topics such as "should United play 4-4-2 on Sunday" and "which page 3 girl has the best knockers", followed by a kebab from the van in the Tescos car park, throwing up on the neighbours cat and passing out on their doorstep while trying to find the keys. |
_________________ "I DENOUNCE THE MUFFIN MEN" - Ma Kim
"YOU ARE WALKING DEAD MAN. YOUR WOODEN COFFIN IS READY TO SWALLOW YOU AND YOUR DIRTY GENERATION"
"all chaps are ass-less by design otherwise they just be leather pants" - jose_cuervo
x 5
x 335 🚽
x 4 x 1746 x 1904 - Fake cheques: $4,392,620.83
Team Woody - Ghana to Singapore - 11535km |
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jose_cuervo
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Mar 2006
Posts: 8175
Location: Packing Vaseline in my frilly boots, I can’t help if it gets in other places.
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Fri Feb 13, 2015 2:51 pm |
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/\/\/\ I don't think that scenario is strictly limited to Friday nights. You pretty much described a typical Tuesday in the Mod-lounge. Before noon. |
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Asena
Elite Baiter
Joined: 26 Jan 2010
Posts: 1380
Location: Turn Left at Orion
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Fri Feb 13, 2015 4:37 pm |
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To wonderful Tsnerd:
You sure know the way to my heart; there is something pretty special about being adored more than carrots.
Yes, I will be your Valentine. It is an honour to be so (and lucky you, you get the honour of going in my location)
Oh, btw :
Of all the moments in time
that I wish I could freeze
The one I love most,
was when you gave me a piggyback
and we raced against the breeze.
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Fo'andles
Elite Baiter
Joined: 06 Jul 2007
Posts: 1654
Location: busy doing nothing, somewhere
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Fri Feb 13, 2015 4:38 pm |
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^^^Now there's me thinking that HIGH NOON was only at the O.K Corral. |
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