Valentine's Day Thread 2015 (Love is in the air!)

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Posted: Thu Feb 12, 2015 10:57 am

@Treasured Tsnerd - am so glad! Top bunk is yours Very Happy

- Would try and woo you some more btw, but I'm busy abseiling and multitasking really isn't my forte Cool

Posted: Thu Feb 12, 2015 11:38 am

@ Capone, Our meetings together have been pure joy. Even my dragon smiles when I relive the stories of our time together. Our time apart is like burning chards being pushed under my fingernails. Do be my Valentine???

Posted: Thu Feb 12, 2015 11:58 am

Let me park the

Jack Boot

While you park your dragon.

And valentine, a turn around the dance floor?

Just to get in the mood....

Posted: Thu Feb 12, 2015 12:29 pm

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0dSeYecM6wA

Maybe with practice......

Something the mods dream up Joined: 22 Apr 2014 Posts: 906

Don't suppose this will win anyones heart ....
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aO5GWJJP3FM

Posted: Thu Feb 12, 2015 3:34 pm

Kitty La Gore wrote:

I am curiously disappointed... thought I might have had a chance there

Don't worry, KLG. All I read in firef1y's post was:

firef1y wrote:

Blah-blah-blah... Dream Theater ... blah-blah ... Panic Attack ... blah-blah ... Images and Words ... blah-blah ... 100% sure ... best band ever ...

*** BANNED *** Joined: 26 Jul 2012 Posts: 1123

^ the poor little puppy gets shot down in flames. It's ok boy. We'll go for a wok to help you shake it off. Laughing

@ FF: Back from the business trip love. I brought wine and Chinese food back. Sit, let's plot. Twisted Evil

Not quite a Newb Joined: 14 Jul 2005 Posts: 41

To Lovely Asena:

You attack arrogant aardvarks with aplomb,
Gosh, I think that you are the bomb!
I adore you more,
than I adore carrots;
Heck, I adore you more
than 10,000 <strike>ferrets</strike> parrots!
You abseil with a style,
not matched by any other.
Displaying an innate skill,
not seen since Uther.
Of all the places that we've been,
the mountains, the lakes and back again.
There is no place I'd rather be,
than me with you and you with me.
So here I am on bended knee,
and a small bribe of cheesie brie.
Would you, could you be mine
Would you, could you be my Valentine?

Posted: Fri Feb 13, 2015 2:07 am

Just Askin'

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y70Rstyv1x4

Posted: Fri Feb 13, 2015 2:09 am

^^^I've just been down to the cellar (basement for the colonials) and checked and they're still there. Had to tighten the chains a little though as a couple looked like they were trying to escape.

Posted: Fri Feb 13, 2015 2:13 am

^^^ In the Cellar Hunh?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nOd2NuHgwew

I knew there was something going on....

Posted: Fri Feb 13, 2015 2:46 am

Ma belle dame wrote:

I hope you are good with your hands!

They are calloused and rough, but I will be as gentle as you require...(or desire Embarassed

)

You want to go for a walk? A hike? I up for whatever makes you happy today, 'cause, sometimes, all I need is...

(NSFW) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LoFYYj7EFtM

Posted: Fri Feb 13, 2015 2:48 am

Justcold wrote:

'cause, mosttimes, all I need is..

This according to your sisterwife.

Posted: Fri Feb 13, 2015 7:24 am

My bad one,

I shared you enough with others and it is maybe the time to have you entirely for myself. At least for a while. Dreaming about a nice trip to a place where we can plot and we can laugh together. We may burn something from time to time.... but it will be, like always, only by mistake... and I hope it will be not the dinner. Wink

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I got the perfect thing my lovely! We can go fishing and then head off to bring peace to the Middle East...... oh wait. Laughing

This we may have to think about for a bit. Could you hand me the thinking chaps and the tin of Crisco?

Posted: Fri Feb 13, 2015 7:29 am

Posted: Fri Feb 13, 2015 10:47 am

@ my Valentine, BigAl,

I've put the Massacre on hold, to safari to you! Yes, I am visiting your local, so park the dragan, tell REO you know!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fFv_PoZ2iP0

Pour the champagne and let's hit the dance floor!

ETA-that dance video- SWOON!!!!
I dressed just for you....
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Posted: Fri Feb 13, 2015 11:12 am

For the lady baiters who are still playing, time to assess whether your intended is a real man http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/11408971/Are-you-a-real-man-The-top-50-things-every-chap-should-know.html

@KissofDeath, it's probably not worth you wasting your time getting the metrosexual cowboy to answer as I think the result is a foregone conclusion.

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Posted: Fri Feb 13, 2015 12:52 pm

If a man needs to take a 'test' to determine his manliness, I'm pretty sure he's already in a position of disadvantage. Laughing

It's ok, I'm not judging. If any of my fellow male baiter get stuck on the test, I'll be available via PM, to help you out. Cool

Posted: Fri Feb 13, 2015 1:01 pm

^^^I'm guessing that before you offer to help with these questions

Quote:

19. The year England won the World Cup
31. What the football scores were at the weekend
35. What the biggest recent football transfers are
50. Who are favourites to win the Premier League

You'll probably need someone to explain to you that it isn't talking about the "game" where lots of "men"run around with bigger shoulder pads than an average episode of Dynesty. Laughing

Posted: Fri Feb 13, 2015 2:13 pm

/\/\/\ I am having difficulty making the connection between; extensive knowledge of sports trivia, and a mans' sense of self worth and/or his resulting manliness from knowledge thereof.

Surely, you must be taking the piss! Any milquetoast can memorize the sports page, and regurgitate it at will.

I (personally) would rather spend my time learning and exploring the many, beautiful, amazing, mysterious, and wonderful facets of my ladie's psyche, allowing me to further appreciate her inner beauty.

But hey, please don't let me interrupt your reading of the sports page, the 'hair-legs' down at the pub may quiz you on your knowledge later. Wink

Posted: Fri Feb 13, 2015 2:36 pm

jose_cuervo wrote:

Surely, you must be taking the piss! Any milquetoast can memorize the sports page, and regurgitate it at will. ...

the 'hair-legs' down at the pub may quiz you on your knowledge later

Don't knock it, just ask your Brit moderator colleagues how they spend their Friday nights - it's probably down the pub downing a couple of dozen pints (proper beer not the gnat's piss stuff) while discussing important topics such as "should United play 4-4-2 on Sunday" and "which page 3 girl has the best knockers", followed by a kebab from the van in the Tescos car park, throwing up on the neighbours cat and passing out on their doorstep while trying to find the keys.

Posted: Fri Feb 13, 2015 2:51 pm

/\/\/\ I don't think that scenario is strictly limited to Friday nights. You pretty much described a typical Tuesday in the Mod-lounge. Before noon. Laughing

Posted: Fri Feb 13, 2015 4:37 pm

To wonderful Tsnerd:

You sure know the way to my heart; there is something pretty special about being adored more than carrots. Laughing

Yes, I will be your Valentine. It is an honour to be so (and lucky you, you get the honour of going in my location)

Oh, btw :

Of all the moments in time
that I wish I could freeze
The one I love most,
was when you gave me a piggyback
and we raced against the breeze.

Wink

Posted: Fri Feb 13, 2015 4:38 pm

^^^Now there's me thinking that HIGH NOON was only at the O.K Corral. Laughing

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