Dangling the dollars again

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Posted: Thu Jan 29, 2015 5:23 pm

Of course, I couldn't resist sending the lad a tweak from the lawyer.

Me to Nicole:

Lou isn't getting your messages, have you forgotten?

He paid the $10,000 already, thanks to my new friend in Lagos.

Here's the next thing he's going to be told to you by my lad, which I will confirm he needs to do. From my new partner to Lou:
I have been at the apex bank in view of the transfer and was told that due to the huge amount involve, you have to apply for an Insurance certificate which will cost you the sum of $50000. Please confirm the validity from your Attorney and revert asap.

And from Lou:

Sorry, but this is turning into a fairly complicated process. I've taken care of the stamp and the insurance, but Marty said he's looking into some sort of tax I'll need to pay. I'll let you know when I hear from him.
Leave it to the goddamn liberals to suck money out of my pocket
Lou

And wait until he sees the tax amount.

It could have been yours, dumbass.

Lad: GOOD LUCK

Yet another spank this morning, just to see what kind of response I might get.

Me: No luck needed my poor friend. Just a bit of genius. The next check Lou's going to hand to me will be for excise tax in Hawaii. That's 4.5%.

I'll help you with the math, I know you're not very smart, that's $135,000. Let's see, that means you could already have had a sweet pile of money for your retirement. $68,000 so far. And the old fool hasn't paid capital gains tax yet.

You should just kill yourself for being such a fucking idiot.

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