Lost in translation...An eater team effort

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Posted: Sat Oct 18, 2014 5:58 am

Playing a non-native English speaker, I chatted with a lad on Tagged and pasted in random phrases made up by me and my fellow Eater scam baiters on skype....

LAD: How You Doing?
I am doing really well. How are you?

LAD: That's good. I'm Not Fine.
No?

LAD: I'm Not Happy
I've got a long necked gander.

LAD: Okay
why are you not happy?

LAD: I Have No Job, My House Rent Has Expired And My Landlord Really Disturbing Me.
Why is she molesting you?

LAD: Because Of The Money.
LAD: House Rent.
that is too bad I am sorry she is being whorish to you about it.

LAD: Yes
will she let you stay disregardlessly of if you can pay her?

LAD: Yes, Is Telling Me To Pay Half Of The Money.
where do you live?

LAD: Ogun State, Nigeria.
ok. maybe you can ask the land lady if you can do something like clean her carpet. do you think she likes to have her carpet cleaned?
Is that legal in Nigeria?

LAD: No, That's Not Going To Possible. All She Need Is Her Money.
oh I am in Bahrain so I do not know a lot of how it works in Lagos. Also, Arabic is my first language not english, so am I doing ok?

LAD: I Have To Pay Her In Cash, 100,000 Naira. Okay. She Told Me To Pay Half Of It, 50,000 Naira.
Unfortunately, my flatulence over your landlord is limited.

LAD: Arroumd $650
that is what they charge for horse

LAD: Half Of It Is $325
when does whorish lady want this?

LAD: Yes, For A Year.
LAD: We Pay Here In Nigeria Every Year.
if you do not pay will you be extincted?
then extract some money from an extinct friend?

LAD: Yes, That's The Next Thing.
you have to make sure the friend does not try to make sex with lady in horse.

LAD: What's The Meaning Of That?
I do not know how to translate this expression from arabic. means watch friend?
you do not have this expression in english?

LAD: Okay, You Mean I Should Be Careful Or What?
yes is what it mean

LAD: Thanks.
I am doing my very best to comingle. Sorry my efforts are not futility incarnated.

LAD: Okay
LAD: So what do you plan?
To me it sounds like this landlord is a wolf in cheap clothing. How do you fondle her?

LAD: If I Can Get Half Of The Money And Give Her.
LAD: And I Won't Mind If There's Anything You Can Afford To Sort It Out.
if you give her money now she has to not step on it with one bad shoe and slap it with piss.

LAD: She's Not Going To Do That.
LAD: I Could Not Sleep, Always Thinking Of How To Solve The Issue Out.
LAD: And I Really Sorry For Disturbing You.
you are not molesting me

LAD: Really?
Really. And it is ok if you molest me.

LAD: I'm Not Going To Molest You, Okay.
you are a very nice woman.

LAD: Thanks.
Do you know the saying, You can bait someone seven ways on saturday until they safari but then if they do not travel the bait is over?

LAD: Are You Going To Help Me?
That is what I am trying to say

LAD: I Don't Understand.
LAD: I Don't Understand You.
sorry. I am trying.
you are beautiful.
your hair is like the sun.

LAD: You Are Trying What?
to say things you understand ok
باكلك بلا ملح

LAD: I Don't
you do not what?

LAD: What You Are Saying And Writing In Arabic.
that you are cute

LAD: And I Was Asking You If You Are Going To Help Me, You Did Not Say Yes Or No.
LAD: Thanks
so here is a question

LAD: What Question?
i forgot what i was going to ask

Posted: Sat Oct 18, 2014 10:01 am

Talk about a one track mind-how many days did it take until the money shot?

Posted: Sat Oct 18, 2014 12:35 pm

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 5380

Beautiful!
Disirregardlessly of what anyone says.

Posted: Sat Oct 18, 2014 1:10 pm

Egg-wetter gree! It's a moffler swerk of grey choomer - mersten choiple!

Posted: Sat Oct 18, 2014 7:08 pm

Quote:

LAD: And I Was Asking You If You Are Going To Help Me, You Did Not Say Yes Or No.
LAD: Thanks
so here is a question

LAD: What Question?
i forgot what i was going to ask

I love that!

Posted: Sat Oct 18, 2014 9:26 pm

Very funny Smile

Posted: Sun Oct 19, 2014 12:27 am

Padme wrote:

LAD: She's Not Going To Do That.
LAD: I Could Not Sleep, Always Thinking Of How To Solve The Issue Out.
LAD: And I Really Sorry For Disturbing You.
you are not molesting me

LAD: Really?
Really. And it is ok if you molest me.

LAD: I'm Not Going To Molest You, Okay.
you are a very nice woman.
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I am laughing so hard at this part!

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