SAFARI - Picking up a shipment for the orphans

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Posted: Mon Oct 13, 2014 4:33 pm

I thought I read an article in the newspaper that Mr. Moses was badly injured in a terrible car crash. I think Mr. Randy should let the poor lad know and arrange to pick him up. Of course Randy should give him a good tongue lashing after all the effort Mr. Moses has made to help him.

Master of Master Baiters Joined: 24 Dec 2012 Posts: 699

"you keep me sufferd to much "

Not just sufferd, but sufferd too much. Laughing

No such thing as too much.

Posted: Mon Oct 13, 2014 9:41 pm

Nice work, Mr L. Warmest congrats on your second Pith Helmet.

More to follow! Cool

Posted: Mon Oct 13, 2014 11:57 pm

BRAVO!!!

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Sep 2013 Posts: 2210

Lad is still in Divo, Cote d Ivoire at the bus station...

Moses has not returned a call from him in 48 hours. Now I tell him that I sent Mr. Randy to meet him with the package, but strangely, Mr. Randy (and the package) has gone missing.

"I told you Mr. Randy is a Nigerian 419!"

https://soundcloud.com/epicfraudstration2/i-told-you-mr-randy-is-a-scammer-10-47-am-monday-13-october-2014

^^He mentions having a similar experience a few months ago in Togo... it seems that this isn't the first time that he has been chopped Very Happy

A few hours later, he receives this SMS from Randy's number:

Quote:

i get de laptops na ipods. dey b mine nau. i kom fo u at divostation na kill u go no si tomorrow

Posted: Tue Oct 14, 2014 2:25 am

My mom said
To get things done
You'd better not mess
With Mister T0m

Edited because I don't want to give even the smallest chance of this truly heroic bait being rumbled...

Not quite a Newb Joined: 29 Aug 2014 Posts: 54

"It's not fair" lmfao

"I told you not to tell me about Mr RT. He's just a liar"

haha

"And you gave it to randy, that's what you're trying to tell me?"

Extreme lad pain

"I don't even want to hear what you are telling me right now"

"Mr. Randy is not.....Oh god...Mr Randy....Oh God"

haha...I can NOT stop listening to this. I haven't heard this much lad pain in a VERY LONG time.

"Stop talking about Randy, he will never come there again. I told you he was a 419 scammer...Oh god...Randy is not...Oh God...Randy will never come back again" lmao

Master of Master Baiters Joined: 24 Dec 2012 Posts: 699

I figure this company has a welcoming though busy complaint department?

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Sep 2013 Posts: 2210

usernametaken wrote:

"It's not fair"

"Mr. Randy is not.....Oh god...Mr Randy....Oh God"

I must admit I almost lost it when the "ooooh god" started... Laughing

10 days now stredded in hash conditions, all for it to come crumbling down upon him..

And now he has a crazed R@ndy T. tracking him down at the Divo bus station to kill him... I look forward to hearing what he has to say about that. Hopefully he is hiding out in the bush somewhere...

Posted: Tue Oct 14, 2014 2:04 pm

dementedman wrote:

what if I told you 'Randy' was a soundboard?

Noooo! Randy is real! He is sitting next to me right now

(I think...)

Posted: Tue Oct 14, 2014 2:58 pm

I had a beer with him last week-he's real.

Posted: Tue Oct 14, 2014 4:04 pm

He picked me up from the airport in Port Harcourt and was a true gentleman.

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Sep 2013 Posts: 2210

Quote:

I had a beer with him last week-he's real.

^^He's won the customer service award 3-years in a row now at our company... truly a man that goes above and beyond to help out...

Lad tries laying on the God/orphan angle:

Quote:

Hello Mr Moses,

How are you sir,Where are you and why dot you call me you are the one who told me to come to Cote Divore and you also told me to come to Divo am in Divo since three days now i can not meet you and you said you live here if your house is here why cant you meet me?Sir am really sufferd here and you know it do you want me to die here?Sir why are you doing this?And also do you believ in GOD because if you do you will not be doing all this to me when you know you can not meet me you should have tell me before coming to Cote Divore, I am a man of GOD and i have alot of ORPHANS in Ghana wich they will be very worried to see me for the past 9days now.I can swear to you that if am having transport back to Ghana i will not be worry you again i will have go back but am not having know money i try everything i can but know one is helping me why all this is happen to me.?Sir if this is all your plane i live you with GOD.My problem is when you know you cant meet me why did you tell me to live Ghana and come to Cote divore ?you keep me sufferd when i dont make people sufferd i take care of 76 Orphans in Ghana.Am beging you with the Name of Almight GOD call me and tell me reason why you let me live Ghana and come to Abidjan.because i dont think it because of my Package if it is why everone dont know your office and why cant you come and pick me and give me my package?Hope to hear from you soon.........

Posted: Tue Oct 14, 2014 9:50 pm

I've known Randy for years..

Grows some of his own crops in the back yard.. Going Green as it were.

Laughing

Posted: Tue Oct 14, 2014 10:12 pm

Excellent lad pain. Thumbs up

Posted: Tue Oct 14, 2014 11:04 pm

From your lad, still begging for money to return to Ghana:

Quote:

Hello Anita how are you doing?
Please i want you to send me the money this morning so i can return to Ghana as soon as possible i cant keep suffreing here when i have Orphans i take care of in Ghana.Please Anita i beg you with the name of GOD i will return your money back to you i promise.Hope to hear from you soonest.......

Dude bumped and run. I was in the bathroom cleaning my face and out the door he went. I had a bit left, but had to hit my dealer b4 doing the walk of shame through my apt building. I've got a gang bang lined up 4 tonite so I'll send the money to Ghana as soon as they're dun riding the train.

Luv ya and can't wait til we hook up! Hope u still luv me!

Master of Master Baiters Joined: 24 Dec 2012 Posts: 699

I just love this.
He is so forked at the moment.

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Sep 2013 Posts: 2210

I talked to lad this morning... he told me he is not afraid of Randy, and is ready to fight him if he needs to. Laughing

Since it appears that the package may have been stolen, he is now eligible to receive the insurance value of the package which is $35,000. All he has to do is come to our main office in Yamoussoukro, 140 kilometers to the north. We will also give him a complimentary plane ticket back home to Ghana. He just has to get to Yamoussoukro...

I will be amazed if he goes. This will be the 5th random BS address that I have given him.

Posted: Wed Oct 15, 2014 1:57 am

^ I hope you can get him there. This is excellent lad pain, and he is still clearly hooked. Very Happy

Posted: Wed Oct 15, 2014 3:26 am

Quote:

Since it appears that the package may have been stolen, he is now eligible to receive the insurance value of the package which is $35,000. All he has to do is come to our main office in Yamoussoukro, 140 kilometers to the north.

This is reminiscent of a Monsignor safari posted a while back. As I recall a new player Robins from head office came on the phone apologizing for all the bad behaviour of the local employees and personally guaranteeing to make it right if the lad would just make that extra trip. Of course the lad had to sign a waiver that he wouldn't sue the company.

I bet he goes for it. These lads get so emotionally invested after awhile it is hard to walk away from the prize no matter how crazy recent events have been.

Posted: Wed Oct 15, 2014 3:32 am

I often giggle to myself thinking of the lads, sitting around the internet cafes, telling stories about the big one that got away.

He's soooo close to the payoff, he's probably already spent his nonexistent fortune a dozen times. It's not like he has anything better to do while sitting at the bus station. Laughing

Posted: Wed Oct 15, 2014 9:31 am

I am so enjoying this-your lad shows true dedication!

Posted: Wed Oct 15, 2014 12:04 pm

Once he arrives at Yamoussoukro it will be only a relatively short hop to SH Bouake, where (Surprise! Surprise!) the Deputy Manager is..... Mr Randy!

How many days now? 12? A-ma-zing! Thumbs up

Hello I'm New here! Joined: 09 Oct 2014 Posts: 14

at least he is seeing the sights.

Not quite a Newb Joined: 29 Aug 2014 Posts: 54

hahahaha. I can't stop listening to that last audio.

Mr. David, how are you sir?

"I am not fine"

Where have you been sleeping?

"By the roadside...still by the roadside...it's not fair"

Have you eaten today?

"Don't even ask me about that...everyday you ask me, everyday I tell you no...don't ask me about that...it's not fair"

This has cracked my Top 5 list. right up there with some of my other favorites from TM and Butch Driveshaft lol

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