Parti Boi Meets Dru - the serial killer [In progress]

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Master Baiter Joined: 07 May 2014 Posts: 206

Tururut has very kindly allowed many of us to play with his toy (So nice of him to share). I had no idea what direction I would go until I received the starting email and got an evil idea.

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Lad = Plain text

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Parti Boi 2 Sep
Hello
This is to notify the public that Parti Boi company do supply all types of chemicals and also oil(Crude oil, Petrol,chemicals, Diesel in both in large and small quantities. To any company that is in need, so please if you are in need you are advise to contact us vis [email protected] for further information.

Best Regard
Parti Boi

This is of course followed by my eager reply inquiring if he will sell direct to the public. What lad could resist? Of course there is the obligatory "Give me all your information"

Followed by my order:

Quote:

Dru 3 Sep

I need:
Chloroform
Acetic Acid
hydrochloric acid
Sulfuric acid

I need lots of it.

Parti Boi 3 Sep
Hello sir,
Well regarding the mail we send to you, are you ready for business well we give you at the rate of

Name: Chloroform-13C, 99% 13C
Code: CC510P1
Packaging: 1g
Price : $850.00

Name: Acetic Acid-1-13C, D4, 99% 13C, 98% D
Code: CCD101P1
Packaging:1g
Price: $680.00

Name: Hydrochloric Acid
Quantity: 2-3
Price: $300.00

Name: Sulfuric Acid
Quantity: 1
Price: $500.00

Total: $2,330

NOTE: you said you need lot of it, how many did you want us to help you to package?

Company Principle : Before we through with the final process we have Two principle

(1) Our Company is going to ship the chemicals to your distnation and you will pay in-advance half of the product money.

(2) Or you pay for shipping fee and you will not pay in advance while after the product get to you then you pay in full

And if you agree with the process then you have to selected one out of the rules and send down your shipping address so that we can process it.

Thank you once again and regard we await your swift reply...

Regard
Parti Boi

In comes some rapid replies from me showing my eagerness.

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Dru 4 Sep

Before I make my purchases, can I please ask you advice? What acid is really highly corrosive to organic material but not metals?

Parti Boi 4 Sep

Hello Sir,
If you are talking about the highly corrosive in organic matter we would like you to go for Hydrochloric Acid, though Sulfuric Acid is an option too, you can make your choice

Thank you once again and regard we await your swift reply...

Regard
Parti Boi

Dru 4 Sep

Right, okay.

What would you recommend is the best to dissolve bone?

P.S. I am a woman.

Parti Boi 4 Sep

Hello Sir

It Hydrochloric Acid.
Thank you once again and regard we await your swift reply...

Regard
Parti Boi

Why do lads always assume I am a man?

Quote:

Dru 4 Sep

Dear sir,

I am not a sir.

After an apology my odd questions continue about the corrosive quality of the acid he is trying to sell me.

And then a sudden change of direction!

Quote:

Dru 4 Sep

What is a good rat poison? You know, for really big rats?

Parti Boi 5 Sep

Hello
This is a company you are talking to, tell us what you want and we will provide you if we have it in our warehouse, we do not sell RAT's POISON, tell us what you really want, inside those chemicals you mention earlier ( Chloroform Acid, Acetic Acid, Hydrochloric Acid Or Sulfuric Acid )

Thank you once again and regard we await your swift reply...

Regard
Parti Boi

Dru 5 Sep

Isn't rat poison just a chemical compound?
What chemical would you suggest for killing rats?

I admire this lad's persistence going to find rat poison for me.

Quote:

Parti Boi 5 Sep

Hello
This is the best Chemicals poison for rat, we have in warehouse.
(1)Sodium borate
A boric acid salt also known as borax, has many common uses. In addition to its use as a rat poison, it is also used in laundry detergents, cosmetics, enamel glazes, flame retardants, and buffer solutions in chemistry. However, sodium borate also has antifungal properties, which means that its probable reason for being in the vaccine is to act as a preservative...

Thank you once again and regard we await your swift reply...

Regard
Parti Boi

His use of Google astounds me Razz

Quote:

Dru 5 Sep

Okay thanks for that.

So what kind of units do you sell your chemicals in?

Logical question right?

Quote:

Parti Boi 5 Sep

Hello
Please just tell us what you want and we will provide it for you.

Thank you once again and regard we await your swift reply...

Regard
Parti Boi

This continues on with him insisting I just tell him how much I want and me insisting that I want to know what unit he sells it in. Eventually it leads to this:

Quote:

Parti Boi 7 Sep

Hello sulfuric Acid is $100 per unit.

Best Regard
Parti Boi

Dru 7 Sep

But what is the unit?

Parti Boi 7 Sep

liters

So I went online and sourced industrial quantities of Sulfuric Acid (powdered I believe)

Quote:

Dru 8 Sep

That is grossly overpriced since the market value is between $200-$300 per Metric Tonne.
You are selling me approximately a kilogram for the price of five hundred kilos!

And the latest and best response so far:

Quote:

Hello Dru
Don't really worry about the prices okay, we are going to give you discount when you order your final products, so how much metric tonne did you want us to supply you? We are giving you our best prices which include some taxes, that’s why it is like that.

Thank you once again and regard we await your swift reply...

Regard
Parti Boi

Not quite a Newb Joined: 11 Sep 2014 Posts: 25

This is getting good. You have to start mentioning Breaking Bad characters for added effect. He's already starting to break.

Master Baiter Joined: 07 May 2014 Posts: 206

Quote:

Dru 9 Sep

Parti Boi,

Please when you go home tonight I want you to stand outside the front of your house and look at it.

While you look at it I want you to think about where you would store a metric tonne of Sulfuric Acid. When you figure it out, let me know.

Please get back to me.

Regards,

Dru

He did not seem to like this as I did not get a reply.

In fact when contact was started again it seems he is eager to get this over with and get his money.

Quote:

Dru 10 Sep

Good day sir,

How much is Hydrochloric Acid by the liter?

Parti Boi

Name: Sulfuric Acid
Price: $100 per unit. And( 1)Quantity of it cost
Price: $500.00

Helpful isn't he?

But I am guessing Parti Boi doesn't want to wait for money because shortly after I finally got the price of Hydrochloric acide I get this:

Quote:

Western Union Information for you to make payment....

Receiver Name:......... <snipped-Capone>

Receiver country :..............Nigeria

State :......... Ondo State

Text Question: ....... In God?

Text Answer: ......... We trust

Amount to Send: $350

Once payment is made in Western Union you must send this information to us immediately...

Sender's name :.............

Sender Country :............

Sender State :................

The sender address........
.
(MTCN Number ):.........

Amount sent :.............

Thank you once again and regard we await your swift reply...

Regard
Parti Boi

Dru

But I have not ordered anything yet?

Parti Boi:

So order your products..

I think he is deserving of a slap for been so rude to me.

Posted: Wed Sep 17, 2014 6:40 am

Dru, please mask the name of the reciever, or even better, erase it. This lad googles.

Master Baiter Joined: 07 May 2014 Posts: 206

Capone is way on top of it it seems.

Sorry about that.

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