EFCC + FBI + UN = SFA

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Posted: Mon Aug 25, 2014 9:36 pm

A Lad popped up in Cammy's account with three personae to sell his scam. Does he understand Lolspeak? Read on...

mr.alex_odoo:‎ hello
mr.alex_odoo:‎ <ding>
mr.alex_odoo:‎ how are you doing
mr.alex_odoo:‎ hi
Cammy: O HAI
mr.alex_odoo:‎
Good Day am Mr. Alex Odoo, UN Diplomats Agent Cotonou Unit; this is to notify you that your consignments Package with consignment tag number BC59-01CB246 shipped under C CLASS CATEGORY B
mr.alex_odoo:‎ has arrived JFK International Airport New York City today. I am presently in JFK Airport trying to finalize with clearing process of your package
mr.alex_odoo:‎ but I’m having a little problem with US Custom Authorities here because they insisting on scanning your package
mr.alex_odoo:‎ which I was instructed against
by my company. To this end I submitted my diplomatic Id to them as US diplomats
mr.alex_odoo:‎ so any moment from now I will be through with the clearing process and as soon as that is done I will connect the next available flight to your location.
Cammy: Y R U IN USA DEWD?
mr.alex_odoo:‎ yes
mr.alex_odoo:‎ Therefore, I request that you reconfirm the following details immediately before I connect the next flight to your state.all fee you wiill pay on this delivery cost is $262only.no more fee again
mr.alex_odoo:‎ you Full name======
you home Address delivery---
you telephone numbers--
your id or passport---
mr.alex_odoo:‎ Mr. Alex Odoo.
UN Diplomats Agent
Cammy: Y R U IN USA DEWD?
Cammy: SRS.QESTON U KNO
Cammy: I CAN HAS ANSER PLZ
mr.alex_odoo:‎ You funds into DHL office now in usa
Cammy: Y TEH FUCK R U IN USA?????????/
mr.alex_odoo:‎ all fee you wiill pay on this delivery cost is $262only.no more fee again.
mr.alex_odoo:‎ delivery fee
Cammy: Y CANT U READ MAI QESTON?????????
Cammy: FFS ITS IN ENGLISH!!!!!!!!!!
mr.alex_odoo:‎ look all you have to do now is to go and send the fe
mr.alex_odoo:‎ and give us you home address
Cammy: DEWD IM NOT IN USA
mr.alex_odoo:‎ to send you ATM
Cammy: SUM FUCKWIT SENT U 2 TEH RONG CUNTRY
Cammy: DO U GET ME NAO?
mr.alex_odoo:‎ if you still need you funds DHL WILLL BE IN YOU COUNTRY
mr.alex_odoo:‎ ONCE YOU SEND THE FEE
Cammy: IM NOT PAING 4 YR TRIP TO USA
mr.alex_odoo:‎ NO
mr.alex_odoo:‎ you will not send the fee in usa
mr.alex_odoo:‎ you send it in benin
Cammy: U FLEW 2 USA IM NOT PAING 4 THAT U KNO
mr.alex_odoo:‎ look i don't have time here
mr.alex_odoo:‎ do you what to have this funds or not
Cammy: WERE TEH FUCK IS BENIN
mr.alex_odoo:‎ i can see that you don't need you funds
mr.alex_odoo:‎ bye
mr.alex_odoo:‎ i will cancel it
mr.alex_odoo:‎ Good bye
Cammy: I DUNNO WHUT UR ON ABOUT FUCKFACE
Cammy: U ON DRUGS PRAPZ?
Cammy: COS U FLEW A LONG WAY JUST 2 HAVE A HIISY FIT DEWD
Cammy: WONT U GET FIERD 4 THAT?
mr.alex_odoo:‎ The federal bureau of investigation (FBI).Through our intelligence-monitoring network has discovered that the transaction that the bank contacted you previously was legal.Recentlythe fund has been legally approved to be paid via BANK OF AFRICA.
mr.alex_odoo:‎ So, we, the federal bureau of investigation (FBI) Washington Dc, in conjunction with the United Nations (UN) financial department have investigated through our monitoring network noting that your transaction with the BANK OF AFRICA. legal. You have the legitimate right to complete your transaction to claim your fund US$15.5,000,000.00 (Ten million Seven Hundred Thousand united states dollars)
mr.alex_odoo:‎ Because of so much scam going on in Benin Republic We the federal bureau of investigation decided to contact the FedEx Courier Service Company in BENIN REPUBLIC.for them to give us their procedures on how to sent this money to you without any further complain or delay. We just got an information from the Uba Bank of Benin Republic and they have loaded your US$15.5,000,000.00 in ATM CARD and submit to the FedEx courier service company for immediate delivery to your doorstep.
mr.alex_odoo:‎ You are required to choose one option, which you will be able to pay and also convenient for you, for quick delivery of your parcel containing your ATM CARD and other two original back up documents.
mr.alex_odoo:‎ Service Type | Delivery Duration | Charges/Fees
Cammy: U SAID YR WITH UN B4 BUT NAO YR FBI
Cammy: HOW DO U DO THAT?
mr.alex_odoo:‎ your US$15.5,000,000.00 in ATM CARD
mr.alex_odoo:‎ but if you don't need it let us cancel it in time
Cammy: U GOT ATITUDE ISSUEZ DEWD
mr.alex_odoo:‎ ALL YOU FUND HAVE BE DONE WAITING FOR YOU
mr.alex_odoo:‎ SO ARE YOU SEND THE FEE YES OR NO
Cammy: U DONT HAV 2 BE SO RUDE & AGRESIV
Cammy: PEEPZ LIKE THAT GOT SMALL DIX & R U 1 OF THOSE?
mr.alex_odoo:‎ How
mr.alex_odoo:‎ ARE YOU SEND THE FEE YES OR NO
Cammy: U WERE BORN WITH SMALL DICK & IT SHOWZ
Cammy: U & COMEDY DEWD R ASSHOLEZ
mr.alex_odoo:‎ answer me
mr.alex_odoo:‎ ARE YOU SEND THE FEE YES OR NO
Cammy: I AKSED 1ST
mr.alex_odoo:‎ when are you going to send it
Cammy: Y SEND TEH FEE COS I DONT KNO Y IM GETING MONIEZ FRM U OR TEH EFCC OR TEH FBI
mr.alex_odoo:‎ My work and Efcc and Fbl is 1 woek
Cammy: U ROTE BOUT TEH FBI SAING MAI TARNSATION WITH TEH BANK OF AFIRCA WAS LEGAL
mr.alex_odoo:‎ once you send the $262 that is all fee you will send
Cammy: I NEVER DUN BISINESS IN AFIRCA
Cammy: SUM1 ENT U ON TEH WILD GOOSIE CHASE DEWD
Cammy: OR MAYBE THIS IS STING OP YR DOING
Cammy: IF IT IS U R IN DEEP SHOT DEWD
mr.alex_odoo:‎ look if you don't need this funds let us know
Cammy: I DONT WANT 2 COASE BIG INTERNASHNUL INSIDENT
mr.alex_odoo:‎ <ding>
mr.alex_odoo:‎ did you what this funds or not
Cammy: CUM ON DEWD I CAN SEE WHUT YR DOING & ITS STUPID
Cammy: I TOLD YR DRECTOR BOUT HOW IM CLEAN
Cammy: U WANT 2 STING PEEPZ U STIK 2 YR OWN

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efccdirectore:‎ what is going
efccdirectore:‎ are you send the 262
Cammy: WHUT?
Cammy: WHO R U?
Cammy: EXPLANE PLZ
efccdirectore:‎ I NEED YOU COUNTRY
efccdirectore:‎ 1)YOUR FULL NAME.
2)YOUR FULL ADDRESS.
3)YOUR TELEPHONE NUMBER.
4)YOUR OCCUPATION.
5)YOUR IDENTITY.
6)YOUR COUNTRY.
Cammy: Y R U AKSING ME 4 THAT?
Cammy: INDENTIFIY YRSEF PLZ
Cammy: U WORK 4 THAT ODOO DEWD?
Cammy: R U TEH 1 WHUT SENT HIM 2 RONG CUNTRY?
efccdirectore:‎ will you send the Delivery fee of 262 now
efccdirectore:‎ lets know
Cammy: BUT U SENT HIM 2 RONG CUNTRY CUD BE U GOT MOAR RONG
efccdirectore:‎ what do you going to do
efccdirectore:‎ do you what to loose you funds
Cammy: DUNNO WHUT FUNDZ U MEAN DEWD
efccdirectore:‎ funds from Mr Alex Odoo
Cammy: STILL DUNNO WHUT U MEAN DEWD
efccdirectore:‎ bye
Cammy: SO U R AN ASSHOLE 2?

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fbidirector915:‎ i am here
fbidirector915:‎ FBI Director James Comey
Cammy: O HAI
fbidirector915:‎ i am help your
fbidirector915:‎ on this funds
fbidirector915:‎ so are you going to send the fee
Cammy: WHUT?
fbidirector915:‎ that ask you to pay
Cammy: ALEX ODOO IS WITH UN SO WHUT IS HE 2 DO WITH U?
fbidirector915:‎ ALEX ODOO WILL GET YOU FUNDS INTO YOU HOME ADDRESS ONCE YOU SEND THE FEE
fbidirector915:‎ OK
fbidirector915:‎ THE ONLY THING HERE NOW
fbidirector915:‎ IS TO GO AND SEND THST FEE
Cammy: Y R U POKING YR NOSE IN2 MAI AFAIRZ?
fbidirector915:‎ will you send the fee or not
fbidirector915:‎ answer
Cammy: WHUTZ YR PORBLEM DEWD?
Cammy: U & ODOO R BEING ASSHOLEZ
fbidirector915:‎ will you send the fee or not
Cammy: U MADE TEH BIG MISTAKE DEWD
Cammy: OR IS THIS SUM STING OP
fbidirector915:‎ how much money will you send now
Cammy: U KNO U SHUDNT DO STINGZ ON NONYANX?
Cammy: ITS A BIG SKANDAL DEWD!!!
Cammy: U CUD GET FRIED
fbidirector915:‎ $262
Cammy: U HAV RULEZ BOUT STINGZ RITE
Cammy: COS IM IN GUD HNADZ
Cammy: MY BROTHER IS IN SPECFOR
Cammy: IVE BEEN CLEANED BY TEH INTELZ
Cammy: U PICKED TEH ROG CHICK 2 STING
fbidirector915:‎ you will loose you fund
fbidirector915:‎ beause i see that you don't what to have you funds here
Cammy: CUM ON DEWD U KNO U FUCKED UP
fbidirector915:‎ Good bye for now
Cammy: MAKE IT 4 EVAH DEWD
fbidirector915:‎ okey

Posted: Tue Aug 26, 2014 6:00 am

There must've been some serious hair pulling going on in Lad Land. The audio would've been scamtastic.

Quote:

US$15.5,000,000.00 (Ten million Seven Hundred Thousand united states dollars)

Is it just me, or are those numbers not the same?

Posted: Wed Aug 27, 2014 1:12 am

And they're back!

Alex Odoo: hi
Alex Odoo: hi
Cammy: O HAI
Cammy: DO U KNO Y IM GETNG TEH MONIEZ U GIT DEWD
Alex Odoo: you funds is waiting for you in dhl office
Cammy: THATZ NOT TEH ASNSER DEWD
Cammy: DO U KNO TEH ANSER?
Cammy: LOKS LAIK U DONT KNO

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EFCC: hi
Cammy: O HAI
Cammy: I SPOSE U CANT TELL ME Y IM GETNG TEH MONIEZ?
EFCC: dhl will Delivery ATM CARD to you home address
EFCC: \once you send the Delivery fee
EFCC: ok
Cammy: Y AM I GETNG TEH MONIEZ?
EFCC: your US$15.5,000,000.00 in ATM CARD and submit to the DHL courier service company for immediate delivery to your doorstep.
EFCC: BUT ALL YOU AHVE TO DO NOW IS TO PAY THE FEE OF 362$
Cammy: Y CANT U TELL ME Y IM GETNG TEH MONIEZ?
EFCC: so what do you going to send the fee
EFCC: now
Cammy: WEN R U GONG 2 ANSER MAI QESTON?
EFCC: look i don't have you time here if you don't need you lets cancel it
EFCC: ok
Cammy: Y R U ALL ASSHOLEZ?

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FBI: <ding>
FBI: hello
FBI: hi
Cammy: O HAI
FBI: are you going to send the fee
Cammy: Y AM I GETIG TEH MONIEZ IN TEH FIST PLACE DEWD
FBI: how much are going to send now
Cammy: Y AM I GETNG TEH MONIEZ
FBI: and how long you will send it
Cammy: ANNSER PLZ
FBI: how much
Cammy: THATS WHUT I AKSED U
Cammy: WHUT & Y
Cammy: I CAN HAS ANSER PLZ
FBI: you will receive you funds from dhl office
Cammy: Y CANT U ANSER MAI QESTON DEWD?
FBI: we receive you email with you reconfirmation information where you card will ship to you, this company is writing to inform you that everything to ship you parcel is now ready and waiting for the payment FBI: of $362,to complete the process, I want you to try all you possibly best as much as
FBI: you can to make sure that you raise this payment and send it right away
Cammy: Y DONT U KNO TEH ANSER DEWD?
FBI: so that we can ship you parcel and email you the tracking number to enable you be tracking you
FBI: funds until it arrive in you home and hand over to you and useable ok
FBI: again if you don't
have the fee let me know how much money you will come up to send ? OK
Cammy: R U INGNRNG ME ON PORPSE
FBI: RECEIVERS INFORMATION.
Receivers Name: James Comey
Location: Cotonou/ Benin Republic
Question: How Long?
Answer: Urgent
Amount: $362
Sender:
Mtcn:
Cammy: COS U R PISSING ME OF
Cammy: U R HEDD OF FBI RITE?
FBI: why don't you answer my Question
Cammy: COS U NEVAH ANSER MINE
FBI: why don't you not answer my Question
Cammy: ANSER MY FUCKING QESTON!!!!!
FBI: ask again
FBI: what do you ask
Cammy: Y AM I GETIG TEH MONIEZ IN TEH FIST PLACE DEWD
FBI: if you don't need this funds let cancel it
FBI: ok
Cammy: Y R U BEING SUCK AN ASSHOLE NAO
Cammy: U CANT JUST TAKE MONIEZ AWAI COS U DONT LAIK QESTONS
Cammy: OR IS IT COS U DONT LAIK SMARY CHICKZ?
FBI: Please I want you to make sure that you use the above receivers information correctly to send the needed charge via western union money transfer office
FBI: and email us back with the payment information, you parcel will be shipped to you address
FBI: after 2hours we confirm the payment from you and we will also
Cammy: ANSER MY QUESTON PLZ
FBI: email you the delivery tracking
number once you funds left this company to you location ok.
FBI: i am not working in PLACE office
Cammy: Y CANT U ANSER MAI QESTON
Cammy: WHUT PLACE R U AT?
FBI: i'm FBI Director
FBI: James Comey
FBI: ok
FBI: bye
Cammy: SO Y R U IN AFIRCA DEWD?
Cammy: SRSLY!
FBI: yes
Cammy: SHUDNT U BE IN TEH USA DEWD?
Cammy: LAIK, DONG YR JOB?
FBI: i am Director
Cammy: ZAKARY DEWD, Y SHUD BE HOME IN TEH USA
FBI: once you send the fee now i will Director the dhl to yu home address
Cammy: Y R U IN AFIRCA?
FBI: yes
Cammy: FBI IZ IN USA
FBI: for hnow
FBI: if i get done today i will go back in usa tomorrow
Cammy: FOR ALWAIZ DEWD!!!!!!!1
FBI: so all you will do now is to go and send the fee of 362$
FBI: now
FBI: ok
FBI: all you funds have be done
Cammy: Y IS TEH FBI SENDNG ME TEH MONIEZ?
FBI: yes
Cammy: I CAN HAS ANSER PLX?
FBI: yes
Cammy: YES IS NOT TEH ANSER!!!!!!!!!
FBI: i will help you get you funds into you home address
FBI: once you send the fee
FBI: but if you don't send the fee today
FBI: you will loose all you funds
Cammy: WHUT IZ TEH RESON 4 Y TEH FBI IS SENING ME TEH MONIEZ
Cammy: DONT TRY 2 BLUF ME DEWD, IF TEH MONIEZ IZ MINE U CANT JUST TAKE IT WAY
FBI: i can not takr the fee into you funds
FBI: ok
FBI: i can not open you dhl package
FBI: ok
FBI: do you what o receive your package
Cammy: IM NOT AKSING U 2 OPEN TEH PAKAG
FBI: do you what o receive your package
FBI: GGod
FBI: Good
Cammy: DO U KNO Y IM GETNG TEH MONIEZ
FBI: how long you will send the fee now
FBI: answer
Cammy: U GOT A FUCKING NREVE TELING ME 2 ANSER WEN U DONT KNO SHIT
FBI: how long you will send the fee now
Cammy: U GOT 2 ANSER TEH QESTON 1ST
FBI: so bye
Cammy: FUCK U ASSHOLE
FBI: ok
FBI: Good bye
Cammy: IF U DONT KNO JUST SAY SO & DONT GIVE ME ALL TEH SHIT
FBI: Good bye
FBI: Good bye
Cammy: IF U WER TEH REEL MCCOI U WUD KNO TEH ANSER & U WUD TEL ME BUT U CANT & SO YR A FUCKING ASSHOLE
FBI: you funds is here again God Belsss you for the
FBI: FUCKING ASSHOLE
FBI: bye
Cammy: YR A COCKSUCKING FAGOT 4 SURE

Despite the signoff there's more to come!

Posted: Wed Aug 27, 2014 1:19 am

^^^^

YOU have waaayyyy too much fun! You keep me well entertained. Razz

Posted: Wed Aug 27, 2014 4:51 am

And today...

FBI: what is going on
Me:‎ U TELL ME DEWD
FBI: Good day to you and also your family, I receive you and it was understandable, it was true that some people is confusing on this payment which is needed to clear you parcel at national security department headquarters usa, we the FBI thank you very much for working with us and we are very happy that you found out in time about these IMPOSTERS, HACKERS, SCAMMERS, FRAUDSTERS , that is going on online, please I want you to send the payment of $362
FBI: and email me you cell phone number to enable us connect through SMS message on your phone or email me you call phone number that you are always with, this time we don't have to do everything
FBI: over the email, so I need you current phone number, again the phone number you gave me I kept trying to call you but the number is not working and I find out that the number is not china number, but is us phone number, so I need you home phone number and office phone number ok.
FBI: We the FBI are here to inform you that your email address user password must be changed right this minute to keep you account safer, because there is HACKERS going on in your email address and these IMPOSTERS keep deleting all the emails letters I was sending to your, so be very careful on who you are responding to, and once you resend the payment of $362, make sure that nobody confuse you to change the receivers information, I want you to make sure that you used the above receivers information's correctly to send the payment and email me back with payment information's,please I want you to make sure that you change your email address user password once you receive this email ok
Me:‎ I NEVAH GAVE U A PHONE NUMBER
Me:‎ MY AACUNT IS LIKE TOTALU SAFE DEWD, ITS GOT ADF LEVEL SCURTY
FBI: I DON'T HAVE YOU PHONE NUMBER
FBI: RESEND IT AGAIN
Me:‎ I NEVER SENT U TEH NMBER IN TEH 1ST PLASE DEWD
Me:‎ I DONT HAVE AN OFISE NUMBER ANIWAI IM A PHOTOMODEL NOT A DESKJOKY
Me:‎ U SHUD KNO ALL THAT
FBI: payment of $362
FBI: I want you to make sure that you used the above receivers information's correctly to send the payment and email me back with payment information's,please I want you to make sure that you change your email address user password once you receive this email ok
Me:‎ NO WAI DEWD MY ACCUNT IS SAFE
Me:‎ BESIDE U NEVAH TOLD ME Y IM GETING TEH MONIEZ
FBI: how much money you wills end
FBI: how much money you will send
Me:‎ DEWD U HAV 2 TELL ME Y IM GETNG TEH MONIEZ
Me:‎ Y DO I HAV 2 KEEP AKSING U?
FBI: what
FBI: again
FBI: you don't give me uodate you will send the fee
FBI: this will loose canceling
FBI: <ding>
Me:‎ U NEVAH EXPLANE HOW CUM IM BEING PAYED TEH MONIEZ
Me:‎ <DONG>
Me:‎ Y TEH FUCK DO U DO TEH <DING>
Me:‎ ITS RETRADED
FBI: will you send it by MONEY GRAM OR W/U
FBI: answer
FBI: i am going out now
FBI: will you send it by MONEY GRAM OR W/U
Me:‎ U HAVE 2 EXPLANE Y
FBI: HERE IS RECEIVERS INFORMATION.MONEY GRAM
Receivers Name: EMMANUEL OZOR
Location: Cotonou/ Benin Republic
Question: How LONG
Answer: HRS
Amount:362$
Senders:
Mtcn:
Me:‎ U HAVE 2 EXPLANE Y
FBI: do you got it
FBI: ok
FBI: bye
Me:‎ U HAVE 2 EXLANE Y
Me:‎ U GOT THAT?

Alex Odoo:‎ hi
Me:‎ O HAI
Me:‎ YR BOSSMAN IS A RETRAD

Posted: Wed Aug 27, 2014 6:25 pm

I'm running my "confused old man" routine on the same guy, I think.

Dumb as a stump, just keeps sending pieces of his script without answering any questions.