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Posted: Thu Aug 28, 2014 4:21 pm

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My email was having some passowrd problem so ichanged it. How fo you
mean by they forwarded you an account for what?

I don't know what it's for. Do you?

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If you are with me , you have to be honest and pure to me.I was told by the drlivery man that you where ask to pay off the Keeping security charges fee of $4500 whwhich they have provided the account for you. You and I knows the contents of that 2 boxes and if you jnow you can't pay off the charges let me know now. I have already paid for delivery and insurance fee.

Get back to me and be honest.

Capt J.A

I do have the money. I didn't know that is what the account was for. I've never sent money to another bank before. I am still waiting to know you before I pay for this. I have asked you about a trillion times to know more about you and you said you would answer my questions. I also want to see more pics of you. Here I am, just for you!

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You know am here for duty and you have to understand that we don't
snap pic all the time. I have send you some pic last time . Am from
Atlanta Georgia and I leave here by december and go back to usa. So
this boxes is all I have to start a new life cause I wanna quit this
work is not easy with me.

So do your best to pay the charges and let see reason to smile more
okay. Since you have assured me that the boxes are save in your hand.
We can plan our life once am back to the state and want you to invest
with out money in that boxes in Real Estate management

Love Capt J.A

I am still waiting for you to answer my questions...

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If you want us to live forever you have to show me love. I need your
help now and is about you sending the $4500 to the delivery man
account given to you by them. And promise me that you will invest with
this huge fund in those boxes. In this mail you will see my pictures
with President Obama Sometime last year .

I really want you as my life partner.

We this pic you are okay now.

Capt John

Those pics of u look different. When will u answer my questions. Sometihng is off here.

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How do you mean different?

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My first pic to you was few months ago while this current pic was last year

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If you can't help me out please let end this so I can find someone reliable.

Just open up that yoh cant do this am not forcing you either.

Capt J

Of course I can help. I have told you that countless times. I am just waiting to know you.
What were you like when you were a kid?
When was the first time that you had beer?
If you had a billion dollars, what would you do with it?
What would your dream house be like?
If you could change something about yourself, what would it be & why?
Do you dream often?
Describe your fighting style: drunken master or angry monkey?
What last made you laugh? Looking at a chimpanzee at the zoo
Spontaneity or stability?
Do you like kids? I
If you wrote a journal entry about our last date, what would it say?
Which do you prefer giving or receiving? Why?
What is your favorite word?
What is your least favorite word?
What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally?
What turns you off?
What is your favorite curse word?
What sound or noise do you love?
What sound or noise do you hate?
What is your profession?
What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
What profession would you not like to do?
If heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the pearly gates?

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Am sorry for my late response to your last mail due to i was busy at
the camp. Below are your answer to your question and i hope you will
be happy now.

What were you like when you were a kid? tomboy Shocked

When was the first time that you had beer? At 14yrs

If you had a billion dollars, what would you do with it? Buy a new
house, put nice stuff in it, make sure I have enough rent to last me a
good long while. Use the rest to open up a charity to help gay and
lesbian teens who have been kicked out of their homes get on their
feet and go to school. Shocked

What would your dream house be like? I'm going to be building a doll
house of my dream house. Shocked

My dream house has about 7 bedrooms, 1 guest,
media/game room, library, doll room (because i collect porcelain
dolls), laundry room, large pantry, about 2 coat closets, 2 story w/ 1
balcony in media/game room, pet room, kitchen, family room/ living
room, formal breakfast room, regular everyday breakfast room, large
grand staircase, and haven't counted bathrooms yet... there's going to
be alot.
Outside...
Long porch w/pillars, swimming/lap pool/ leisure pool, 1 spa, 2 In-Law
suites, maid court, and some other stuff. But on the doll house I'm
not going to do an outside, just the inside.

If you could change something about yourself, what would it be & why?
It is very difficult , I have a habit of speaking the truth , and when
a person tells me something that is ridiculous I tell them so . They
then get resentful and we are not friends any more . So if you can
learn to tell little white lies it might make your life a little
easier . But you may not be happy with yourself . Rolling Eyes

Do you dream often? No

Describe your fighting style: drunken master or angry monkey? Drunken Master

What last made you laugh? Looking at a chimpanzee at the zoo
Spontaneity or stability? stability of his experimental
Confused

Do you like kids? yes.

If you wrote a journal entry about our last date, what would it say?
It would say that you where very kind and treated me to a meal. I
would also note that I would cook for you the next night as a
surprise.

Which do you prefer giving or receiving? Why? In effect, by giving, we
receive something greater.

What is your favorite word? mine is why because i'm a very curious person.

What is your least favorite word? "squat" because of the way it sounds.

What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally? is emotionally stable Confused

What turns you off? Sore Confused

What is your favorite curse word? Fuck

What sound or noise do you love? We broke up about 6 months ago but we
still talk. Confused

What sound or noise do you hate? nails on a chalkboard

What is your profession? hand to hand combat and with a number of simple weapons Confused

What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? A
backing dancer. Shocked

What profession would you not like to do? medical profession

If heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive
at the pearly gates?

Thanks, it is just a fun question..

Love Capt J

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I see that you don't feel anything for me and you don't email me
anymore because of the charges. I write to let you know to stop
bothering yyourself about the boxes I will find away out.

Thanks cor your time.

Capt J

I'm trying to come to terms about things. I'm not sure how I feel about marrying a bisexual man.

Posted: Thu Aug 28, 2014 4:34 pm

Sorry to spoil your budding romance but guess who is a liar and a cheat - googling answers to your questions rather than answering honestly:

"...open up a charity to help gay and lesbian teens..."
Yahoo answers

"...dream house has about 7 bedrooms...."
Yahoo answers again

"...person tells me something that is ridiculous..."
Guess where

And so on. I suppose if you want to be with Yahoo Answers you are in good shape.

Posted: Thu Aug 28, 2014 5:16 pm

^^^Good to see you! I had already searched for the answers and knew where they appeared. Unirregardlessly or disregardlessly, I think we can make the relationship work!

Posted: Thu Aug 28, 2014 6:37 pm

^^^^

At least you kept him busy: he's all business with Donna:

[quote]Honey,

Good Morning, how are you? Hope fine. Honey the delivery man contacted
demanding for the $3950 payment transaction receipt. Please honey
kindly scan it to them to show that the sum of $3950 was transfered to
there account.

Honey do it this morning so that the delivery of the boxes will be tomorrow.

Love Capt J.A[/quote]

D0nna is feeling chatty:

It is so good to hear from you! I get totally worried when I think about guys shooting at you and you being in danger- have you ever shot anybody? I know your pictures show you getting a medal, was it for saving another soldier's life?

I've been looking at property on line and I think I found THE house-I'll try and send you the link later. It's on a canal, has 5 bedrooms, 4 baths and a huge kitchen! It has lots of windows so my cats can hang out and a pool under a screen so you can swim without being attacked by bugs. I don't know if you've ever been to Florida but we have tons of bugs all the time. Screens help a lot.

Sweetie we've never talked about kids. Do you have any? Do you want any? I have cats so I'm ok, but if you want kids, we can do that too.

I told you I sent the money Tues. And I still don't know what a transfer slip is-my banking is completely paperless-it's more environmentally responsive.Everybody should try and reduce their carbon footprint! My bank, SunCoast is very active in the Green movement. Mr. Powell seems to think I can just send him a screen shot of my account and there's no way I'm doing that-it would show my personal information. I don't know why Mr. Powell would have trouble figuring out where money comes from.

Honey, I can't wait until you get here-I don't care about the boxes, I'm only doing it for you!

To the delivery dude:

That's a transfer receipt? Don't you have to be in the bank to get it? I do all electronic banking-it doesn't use paper! Banks are trying to be more environmentally responsible and there are all sort of new things to stop wasting paper! In-line banking is totally paperless!

No, I am NOT taking a screen shot of my statement account-it has all sorts of personal information! Like my account number and my soc! I don't just give those out! Just access your account-you can't be getting EFTs from SunCoast Trust in Palm Coast FL everyday!

D0nna H0we.

PS-the instructions say it takes 3-5 business days for a transfer!

He sent a receipt from a Wells-Fargo deposit as an example-too bad the account number was obscured. I wish I could have picked up another account on this.

ETA: They're feeling chatty too. From love lad:

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Okay honey I love you okay.

Do you have any payment teller for the $3950? As your bank if they
have any so we can show MR Powell.

And delivery dude:

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Your mail is well noted. So when will the money be in our account? You said it takes 3to5 business days.

The 5th of Never?

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Captain reminds me of the boxes contents...

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Dear Jonathan,

We have millions dollars in that boxes and some Raw Gold and just you
and I knows the 2 boxes contents. So get the $1500 send to UK this
morning okay.

You can buy the highest Jetski in the world next week since they are
delivery this weekend okay.

While you work the love angle, JG want to be the captains new best friend/jetski buddy...

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Ok so how much of the millions of dollers do i get to have cuz i know that i am just holding it for u but i want to have enouf of the money that i can still buy a sweet jetski............... hey do u like to jetski at all bro?!?! When u get back here in the USA we should hang out bro I am telling u there are some badass places to jetski around here and we can pick up a bunch of honeys cuz u are an American hero u will be getting so much poontang it is gonna be like crazy bro u dont even know!! LOL LOL JK LOL!! OK so let me know what u think i can send the 1500 but I just want to know that there will be enuff for a nice jetski when we get back OH and ALSO let me know what kind u want if u want me to get u one with some of the money like what color and brand of ski u like and I will pick out a sweet one and we will go to the lake and pick up the honeys bro!! OK well write me back and let me knowOK!???

JG

Posted: Fri Aug 29, 2014 4:44 am

Not to belittle The Dude's (or anyone else's) contribution to this thread at all, but I have to say, Cap, bewares and GL, after reading this thread, I'm so honored to even be in the presence of you baiters!! Seriously silly and crazy stuff!!

Very Happy

eta>> Meant to include GL in the praise!

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Mr JG,

Am happy to hear from you. Base on the 2 boxes, there is $10, 000,
000.00 cash in the boxes and some Raw Gold okay. And you own 40% of
boxes contents. Nobody knows the 2 boxes contents just only me and
you now. Base on the Jetski you can buy the best for yourself and buy
for me too.

Do Mr JG, I want you send the $1500 tomorrow morning Via Money Gram
which is Friday okay without fail and forward the Number to the
delivery man on UK.

Capt J.A

JG is stoked and wants more info about what Jetski to buy him new bro...

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Bro that is awesome I was hoping u liked to jetski!! What kind do u want me to get for u i know there are a bunch of good ones out this year the 2014 models are SICK bro!! What brand do u want??? I like the 3-seaters cuz u can fit a cuple honeys on the back and look really cool when u have the honeys on the back lookin good and an awesome jetski!!! So let meknow and I will go price them OK!??? Dont wory bro i wont tell anybody about the cuntents of the box now is the 1500 enough to ship just one box or will they be able to ship both boxs for that money let me know OK and also let me know the jetski u want OK!??!?

JG

Posted: Fri Aug 29, 2014 2:53 pm

Dear J. A. is getting prolific. These were just a few hours apart:

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I don't have kids maybe you give me one someday okay. Base on the
house you saw I love it.

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Base on the medal, I saved a soldiers life and that was why I was
given the medal.

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Good Morning From Iraq. How are you doing? I hope fine. Honey i can't
wait to see you by December. I will be waiting for the house link you
find online so i can take a look at it okay.

I emailed the delivery man about the money you sent to them and i have
explained to him that there is nothing like transfer slip, That
everything is paperless . So Honey, when will the fund clear in there
account in UK to withdraw ?

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I received an email ftom Mr P0well stating that they have not seen the
payment that I should tell you to help them with the proof of transfer
ftom sunCoast Trust Bank To CitiBank UK. Honey please can you do that
for them pleaase honey contact your bank and demand for proof of
transfer receipt from your bank so that you can email it to Mr Powell
to guve his Bank to find the $3950 transfer.

I love you forever.

I also got an impatient email from delivery dude claiming his back doesn't have the transfer, why not etc. Oh dear. Back to the Captain:

You are so brave! I can't imagine how it felt to save someone's life1 Did you know that the Chinese think that you are responsible for that person from then on?

Thanks you so much for dealing with Mr. Powell. I don't know if you know him, but he's kind of dumb. I mean he runs an international delivery service and doesn't know about e-banking? I mean, it's everywhere. And yes, I got his email-he's still not getting it that bank accounts aren't magic-it takes time for a transfer to go through. I called my bank:it's going to be tues at the earliest.

Tell me, honey do you miss the Labor Day holiday? I wish you were back-we could do a serious BBQ on the beach! I even get three days off!

Love you SO much

You know, this lads going to feel like a ping pong ball by the time we're done with him.

Posted: Fri Aug 29, 2014 3:02 pm

capone wrote:

You know, this lads going to feel like a ping pong ball by the time we're done with him.

He's going to feel much bigger and heaver than a ping pong ball when he falls and it's going to hurt! Laughing

Posted: Fri Aug 29, 2014 7:09 pm

Thanks Fryer.

The good Captain doesn't want to dance, however!

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Am Not a Bisexual Man okay. Am normal but that is not the case here.
All i sick is your help to get this boxes and if you want to marry me
fine if you can't fine.

So are you getting this payment done today to uk for them to deliver
the boxes to you or not?

Capt J

But you said u want to "help gay and lesbian teens who have been kicked out of their homes get on their feet and go to school." I figured that had happened to you. Then you want to build dollhouses which are for little girls. You also want me to buy dinner out for you while you cook. Dancers are bisexual, too arent they and thats what u want to do. I'm just confuse here.

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Your question are too may for me base on my duty here my heads are
very busy. Listen to me Aneeta all i want you to do is to invest with
those cash and Raw Golds in that boxes till am back to the states. I
will like you to buy a nice house for us okay.

Am very worried about those boxes they worth millions dollars . In the
boxes you will find $10,000,000 cash with raw Golds. So now you have
to answer the question now. Are you making the payment or not?

More delay more extra charges.

Capt J

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Am waiting for your respond. Are you making the payment to get the boxes or not?

I don't have much time so i will what to do to find someone to help me
get it out since my hands are tied now.

Capt

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Anita thanks for your time. Don't bother about the boxes anymore. Go
and find the black man you wanted.

Bye from
Capt J

I don't understand. I spent half the morning at the bank and just got back. I haven't contacted the deliveryman yet, but the account he gave me came back as "Unable to Receive Funds." They tried to transfer the money 4 times and couldn't get it to go through. Well, if you don't want me to send the money, then I won't contact them. It sounds like you want men and women. I've decided, that's cool. I can do both, too, I guess. Or at least I'm willing to learn. I've kissed several of my girlfriends and their tongues are so soft!

Oh! I forgot! Here are my answers!

What were you like when you were a kid? I, too, was very much a tomboy playing wiffle ball in the yard and climbing trees. However, I had a huge collection of Barbies.
When was the first time that you had beer? I was 12 and at a cousin's graduation. Now I prefer Ginger Leechee Vodka
If you had a billion dollars, what would you do with it? Well, I'd buy you a house. I'd buy you furniture for your house, maybe a nice Chesterfield or an ottoman. I'd buy you a K-Car, a nice Reliant automobile. And if I had a billion dollars, I'd buy your love then I'd buy you a fur coat, but not a real fur coat, that's cruel. Then, I'd buy you an exotic pet, like a llama or an emu.
What would your dream house be like? Full of hidden passages and doorways with a large kitchen and a maid.
If you could change something about yourself, what would it be & why? I hate plucking my eyebrows, so yeah, those.
Do you dream often? Every night.
Describe your fighting style: drunken master or angry monkey? Angry monkey.
What last made you laugh? Looking at a chimpanzee at the zoo with his little willy hanging out.
Spontaneity or stability? Spontaneity.
Do you like kids? If they don't bite. I hate biters. Well, not all biters. It depends on where they are nibbling.
If you wrote a journal entry about our last date, what would it say? This space intentionally left blank.
Which do you prefer giving or receiving? I prefer giving the gift that keeps on giving and prefer receiving face, u know?
What is your favorite word? Fingerbang.
What is your least favorite word? Camel toe. I know it's two words but u could spell it as one and everyone would know what u mean.
What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally? Honesty in love.
What turns you off? Anal without lube.
What is your favorite curse word? Motherfucker
What sound or noise do you love? The sound of rustling leaves on the street at 3 am.
What sound or noise do you hate? The cry of a child in pain.
What is your profession? Adult Actress
What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? Personal masseuse to Justin Timberlake.
What profession would you not like to do? Butcher
If heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the pearly gates? Surprised? Yeah, me too!

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How do you mean? You send the $4500? It didnt go through?

I tried to send it and there was a problem with the delivery company. You don't want anything to do with me now, though. Sorry I wasted your time and you didn't find me attractive. We could have shared a big cock, you know?

I would have done that for you!

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You sound funny at times. Am here talking you are there talking about
fucking dick.

Have you contacted the delivery man?

It's always about money with you. Never about love or the important things.

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Why not use Money Gram to send the money and they will get it in a minutes? Since you are willing to help?

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How do you mean is always about money? Am not forcing please and you
can still keep your money. If you loveme as you claim, what is the
$4500 to compare to the 2 boxes I suffer to send out from iraq here to
UK?

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Please keep your money to yourself am not interested anymore. You
can't insult me because of $4500 which am not evrn sure you even tried
to send it at the first place.

Am piece off now.

Have a nice day.

I have a feeling we are not done here!

Posted: Fri Aug 29, 2014 7:42 pm

Lad wrote:

Am piece off now

Really? Which piece?

Posted: Fri Aug 29, 2014 10:31 pm

@Bwware-I know you're not even close to done!

ETA the latest from the Capt. and delivery dude. This lad must be overjoyed to have three active magas but frustrated that there's no money coming in.

From the Capt.

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Honey ,

Am happy to hear from you. And I wish am there to spend the holiday
with you. I love you so much kissss.

Base on Mr P0well. Honey can you ask your bank for any proof of this
tranafer to UK. So we can forward it to him to show to his bank. I
think your bank show understand when you demand for transaction slip
okay. Honey let just get this over us by asking your bank the transfer
proof slip is in the banking record so ask your bank to send you a
copy of the transaction slip okay.

D0nna's getting annoyed at all the money talk.

I am so glad you came into my life! Thank you, baby!

I think I would like to have a baby with you. Maybe just one. With our money, I won't have to work and could spend a lot of time playing with it. Not that I'm going to neglet you-once your here, I'm gonna put a lock on it! No more running off to Afghanistan and all those nasty places where you could get killed!

Why do you keep emailing me about the transfer stuff? I've explained to Mr. P0well until I'm blue in the face, Now he wants me to actually go to the bank-I haven't been there for years! That's what electronic banking is for! Anyway I can't do anything until Tues. Banks are closed for the holiday.

Next year, we're gonna have a big barbecue on the beach and ask everybody we know. Who knows, we could send an invitation to Mr. President Obama and he might even come! Lol. I'm sure he's got other things to do!

What are you doing this weekend? Your unit must have something planned to celebrate!

And delivery dude is distraught...

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Your mail is well noted to.me. Am not against you either are mine doubting you. All I sick from you is to to tell your bank that you need the transfer proof slip that you want to forward it to UK. That is all we need from so that by Tuesday we present it to the bank to pay us.

Just call your bank and asknof transfer payment slip that you need it and they will email it to you ok

And nothing's happening in the US because of the holiday.

I've never heard such nonsense from a bank! It's your money, not theirs! Anyway, banks are closed for the long holiday. I can't talked to anyone until Tues

Posted: Sat Aug 30, 2014 5:13 pm

At least delivery dude is sort of polite:

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Good Morning from UK. Am sorry for all the stress from me please. My bank can't find the transfer so they demand I should provide proof od this transfer from SunCoast Trust Bank to CitiBankUK. So please try to get this solve by Tuesday by getting the Transfer proof teller of this sum to my bank here in Uk. Very important please so I can deliver your boxes next week okay.

Have a lovely weekend.

Unlike the Capt who is getting very unromantic. I'll ignore until tomorrow when I tell him he's being a tool about this.

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Am so glad you came into my life too. And I promise to retire from
this hard work of mine so we both csn enjoy our marriage ok.I will be
happy if we will have one baby.

Honey base on Mr P0well, We don't need to joke with our boxes with
him ok. So by Tues try call your bank and ask for the Transaction or
transfer slip from your bank. Tell them that you need the copy of the
transfer slip of the $3950 I think they will understand and fforward
it to you.

Do you get confirmation update from your bank in your email? I think
you should have a copy of the schedule of the transfer from your
account to Mr P0well account.

Posted: Sun Aug 31, 2014 3:05 pm

Capone wrote:

@Bwware-I know you're not even close to done!

Well the good Captain isn't, and who doesn't like a man in uniform!

Of course I tried. The delivery man gave me a bogus bank account.

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What is bogus account?

One minute later:

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Then fly to UK since you care period. give them date of arriving in UK

It's an account that doesn't work. A fake.

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So now what next?

Meanwhile, I poked the Delivery Man

I attempted to transfer the funds to the account below today and you must be joking with me. My banks said it was "Unable to Receive Funds." What do I do now? I applied for a passport last week, but you keep saying the charges will go up. This is just a messed up situation and I want to surprise my love.

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Am very surprise to hear these. I have been receiving money via this account. An speechless over thus now.

Can you use money gram or PayPal acct?

Get back to me.

Yours
Mr. Mark

Then a day passed...

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What do you do for living? How old are you? Do you have kids? And I need more of your pic not just 1 or 2 but many

Capt J

Oh? You want to set up your own fake profile? No problem, many pics with "FOR CAPTAIN XXX" watermarked across various undressed body parts will be on their way tomorrow. No faces...OOOOPS!

I have been silent since Friday.

Today:

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My Lady, happy Sunday. Hope you are doing great.

Love capt J

Posted: Sun Aug 31, 2014 4:03 pm

I think the Capt. is finally getting the hang of being a love lad and swiping pics:

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Honey,

Can you send me some pictures of you . And I wait to see the link of
the house you find online okay.

Kisssss
Love capt J.

I had sent him a PG from a non-searchable site. And nothing all that attractive either.

Today's love letter:

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Honey,

Happy Sunday, how are you doing? Hope fine.

Just want you to know that I love you so much.

LJove Capt

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From the Captain...

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Dear Jonathan

Hiw are you doing today? Hope fine. What is going on? Happy holiday.
Hope you get the $1500 send tomorrow to Mr Powell for the 2 boxes
delivery. Try make sure you get this done tomorrow ok.

Capt J.A

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Hey captain hows it going bro!??! I dont think they will b open tomorrow cuz it is labor day tomorrow but I will try to do it on tuesday. Hey I went and checked out the jetskis on the lot today do u like green or red??? Let me know i am trying to pick u out a good one bro so we can bang some fly honeys at the lake OK so let me know bro!?!?

JG

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Dear JG,

I will like green color okay. So that when am back to the states we
can have more fun. Base on the payment, try send the $1500 first
thing Tuesday morning and forward the payment details to Mr Powell
okay. So that by Thursday you will have the 2 boxes delivered to you.

Yours
Capt J.A

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yeah bro green is a badass color i like green too now what make and model do u want the yamaha waverunners are pretty tight but the new Seedoo RXT is awesome too both are really fast I bet so let me know which model u wnat and i will price them for us OK!?!?

JG

The sheeper also contacts JG...

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Mr Jonathan,

I write to remind you about the payment of $1500 tomorrow Tuesday and please make sure you use Money Gram to send the $1500 to below address so we ship your 2 boxes wenesday morning okay.

JG is more worried about Jetskis right now...

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Ok but I still have to work out some details with the captin about what kind of jetski he wants so hold on bro i am wurking on it OK!?!

JG

Posted: Tue Sep 02, 2014 1:23 am

This lad is working overtime-from the sheeper:

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Goodday from UK. i went to my bank today to check on the transfer but is pending and my Bank need the transfer proof or transaction receipt of this $3950 transfer from SunCoast Bnak Fl To Citi Bank Uk. so please you have to call your bank by tomorrow Tuesday since is holiday in your country and demand for the transfer slip of the $3950 from your SunCoast Bank to Citi Bank Uk. My bank required for the transfer slip to enable them pay me please try so we can deliver your 2 boxes this week

D0nna isn't amused:

For goodness sake, it's 9 at night in the US, it's been a national holiday and there isn't a blasted thing I can do about it tonight!

Posted: Tue Sep 02, 2014 12:42 pm

Have you sent him photos of your cats? kitty kat from the Aadams family would be appropriate.

Something the mods dream up Joined: 22 Apr 2014 Posts: 906

^^ I just had to google that, .... Can I have one please?

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Sep 2013 Posts: 2210

Looks like the Captain and I are going to have some fun when he gets here...

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Mr J.G,

I will prefer yamaha waverunners 2014 model okay.But you have to send the $1500 to UK to rhe delivery man so that tomorrow they can ship the
2 boxes, Then on Thursday you will receive them to have our boxes with
you. So make sure you send out the $1500 first thing in the morning
okay.

Capt J.A

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Mr J.G,

Have you send the $1500 to Mr Powell? Make sure you send the money
today delay is too much okay bro. Very Happy

Waiting for good news.

Capt J.A

Glad to see that we are finally "bros"

Quote:

hey bro good to here from you!!!! I didnt make it today cuz i went back to the dealership and looked at the jetskis again bro you are right i think the waverunners are the best i will order us two green ones for sure!!! They r freeking awesome bro!! OK so i will see about sending the monee tomorrow but i need to check on financing for the two waverunners first cuz i am worried they r gonna want a down payment on them and if i send 1500 to the shipppper then i wont have enough to put down on the waverunners but i will look into it and let u know OK!??!

The sheeper asks for an update...

Quote:

Mr JG,

Am waiting for the payment details today Tuesday.

Mr Powell

And he gets a tepid response....

Quote:

OK i am working on it OK

JG

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Sep 2013 Posts: 2210

From the Captain...

Quote:

Bro,

I think we have a lot of money in that boxes to buy thousands of
Jet-ski so stop bothering yourself we have the money cash in those
boxes. Go this morning and send the $1500 and get the 2 boxes deliver
to you this week. Am getting worried now because you are not acting
first about the payment send the payment today.

The shipper of the 2 boxes are angry of your delay bro send the $1500
today so that by Friday the 2 boxes will arrive your door step. Bro
send this $1500 this morning without more delay please . We have
$10,000,000 in that 2 boxes with Raw Golds so act first now and send
the $1500.

Quote:

Mr JG,

If you didn't send the $1500 today, Please don't bother anymore . Your
delay is getting much we are talking about Millions of dollars in
those boxes and you keep talking about jetski which you know we can
buy as many as we want once the 2 boxes gets to you.

Go and send the $1500 via Money Gram now.

Capt J,A

JG is getting excited...

Quote:

wow bro that is SOOOO much money we r gonna be RICH BRO!!! But i really think we just only need the one jetsski each and then we can buy some other stuff with that money like cool cars boats even a private jet bro!??? We r gonna be living like rock stores when u get back over here we r gonna be partying like 24 7 bro this is gonna be sooo sick bro!!! Alright I will write to the delivery man and see what i need to do next i will have to go to my bank and see how much money i have in the acount rigte now so i will let u know this is so awesom!!!

JG

The sheeper sounds impatient...

Quote:

Mr JG,

You are delaying our arrangement. What does it take you to send the $1500 through Money Gram since you have it avilable? You promised to send the fee on Tuesday and today is Wenesday what is going ?

Mr Powell

Quote:

Mr Jonathan,

If we don't ship your 2 boxes tomorrow, It gonna cost you more extra keeping security charges. So if you don't want the extra charges occure, Kindly send the $1500 without fail Via Money Gram

Quote:

Mr Jonathan,

Waiting for the payment now.

And a bit more confusion from JG...

Quote:

Ok I am going to the bank now to go get the money do u have an address for me that i should send the check too or where do i send it? Let me know OK and if u talk to the captain say hi for me OK?!?!?

JG

Posted: Thu Sep 04, 2014 3:39 pm

Quote:

What do you do for living? How old are you? Do you have kids? And I
need more of your pic not just 1 or 2 but many

I work for my dad's Electronics company doing whatevs. Most days I don't even go in, but he still pays me. NO KIDS! Oh GOD NO! I'm too young (19)!

Quote:

I can view your pictures attached it to your mail to me.

I don't understand.

Quote:

I mean send me your picture by attachment. Cause I can't view the one
you send to.me.

Aneeta I talk to my friends in usa to help me raise some money but he
agree yo help me with $200 which i instructed him to send it to london
by tomorrow to Mr Mule bia Money Gram. . So can you send the balance
of $2500 to Mr Mule by Money gram tomorrow too?

Capt J

Two heavily watermarked images saying "For My Captain" were sent.

Quote:

You look beautiful and charming too. So how old are you?

Horrible memory, huh?

Quote:

The other day i tried calling your number but is not correct number.

You already asked me how old I am. How old are u?
What number did you call?

I do not recall giving a number, but, if I did, it was a K7 one.

Quote:

AM 30YRS NOW. I deleted the number since is not a working number.

I sent your mail and you haven't replied it yet. I need to be sure
before telling my friend to go ahead and send the $2000 tomorrow. Can
you handle the remaining $2500 by money gram tomorrow?

Yes. How does it work? Are you sure you want someone as young an inexperienced as I am?

Quote:

Yes I do pretty. And you do you want me too?

I will like you to send the $2500 to Mr Mark name direct okay.
Split it into 2 places like $1500 and $1000 and send it through Money
Gram. I have explained to him so that by tomorrow I will forward the
$2000 my friend will be sending in his name to hin and yours own.

So my lady try send the $2500 to help our boxes send out to you this week ok.

Capt J

Ok.

Quote:

Honey,

I just saw my friend email now. He have sent his own $2000 to Mr
Mule. So kindly get the remaining $2500 send via Money Gram and
make sure you divide the $2500 into 2 places before sending it to UK.

Here is the information of the $2000 and I have forwarded it to hom.

238-224-8135
Slip.EN980232

Am waiting for you honey.

Love Capt J

I don't understand the information.

Quote:

The information is the details of the $2000 sent by my friend to Mr
Mule. Am just showing you okay. So try get the balance of $2500
send today okay.

Love Capt J

What kind of information is it?
What is this from?

238-224-8135
Slip.EN980232

Quote:

Western union

Quote:

The information is from my friend name Erwin GXXX SXXXX from
Colombia . am waiting for your payment details of the $2500 make sure
you use Money Gram okay.

Love Capt J

WU showed there was no transaction with that MTCN and name.

Quote:

How are you, what is going on? Did you made the payment?

Love capt J

The ATM wouldn't let me take that much money out. I couldn't get to the bank because it was closed after work. Hopefully, tomorrow.

Quote:

Is okay till tomorrow then.

Quote:

Honey,

Am waiting to hear from you with the $2500 payment details to MR MARK
name direct via Money Gram.

Capt J

Quote:

Why are you deceiving me with your long stories? Is obvious that you
didn't send any $4500 to the account given to you by Mr Mule. Now
you said your ATM CARD CAN'T PAY YOU MUCH now you are silent.

Please keep your deceiving me.

Capt J

SEND ME YOUR DIRECT I WILL GO OUT OF THE TOWN AND CALL YOU. I WANNA
SPEAK WITH YOU ON THE PHONE SEND EM YOUR NUMBER NOT FAKE NUMBER

Someone's impatient. Hmmm...how will he pass himself off as an American from Georgia?

I didn't say it wouldn't pay me that much. I said it would not allow me to WITHDRAW that much in one day. I have to go directly to the bank to take the money out and go to moneygrams but the bank hours arent working with my schedule. Daddy has kept me working late.

Re-reading this, the last part just sounds wrong. Sorry.

Quote:

If you do care about my feelings Anita, Why not send the $2500 this
morning to Mr Mark through Money gram? Divide the $2500 into 2
place and get this done today so that by Monday you will receive the 2
boxes i beg you place.

Capt

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Sep 2013 Posts: 2210

Sheeper wants a Money Gram...

Quote:

Mr Jonathan,

I just emailed Capt John now telling him you are not serious about receiving this 2 boxes because you keep talking out of point. since Tuesday you promised to send the $1500 and uptil now you are still playing game talking too much stories. Since your last mail you went to bank to withdraw money and uptil now you are not back right?

Listen to me Mr Jonathan, If you can't make the $1500 payment today Thursday, I will tell Capt John that we can't deliver anymore. so try send the $1500 first thing this morning and i need your direct telephone number i wanna call you.

RECEIVERS NAME: Jeffery Marcxxxx
COUNTRY: LONDON UK
AMOUNT: $1500

JG is still confused...

Quote:

Yea but what is Jefferys address where i send the money?? Like street and numbers and zip cord and stuff????

JG

The Captain is getting impatient...

Quote:

Mr JG,

Your mail is well noted to me. we gonna invest wit those money after
buying our jet ski okay. so go now and send the fee today okay.

Capt J.A

Quote:

Mr JG,

Whats'up did you make the payment t Mr Powell?

Capt J.A

Quote:

Mr JG,

Please send the $1500 this morning . what is the delay bro? Am getting
mad here of you not sending the $1500 as you promised. Please get that
done this morning.

Capt JA

Quote:

Bro,

I think i have to cancel this delivery in your name because i see know
reason why you are holding on over sending the $1500 since the
delivery man have deducted some of the fee for you before. What is the
meaning of all this delay bro? Do you realize the worth of those 2
boxes? Am very surprise that you are acting this way.

Please if you don;;t have the $1500 kindly open so i can stop
bothering my self i look for some else that can handle this and keep
the 2 boxes till am back to the states.

JG still thinks he is mailing a check...

Quote:

Its alll good bro I have the $1500 bro i went to my bank today but i am waiting for the shiper to give me the address i need to send it cuz he is just giving me a name and a country but he is leaving out the address that i would send the check to so it doesnt make sense bro!?!? So talk to the shiler and tell him i need the adress OK!?!?

Oh and i went to the dealership today and was looking motorcycles too... do u have a motorcycle bro?!?? I was thinking we could get a couple of them too what do u think and also what color do u like???

JG

I followed up with an email titled "MONEY SENT!" with the following message...

Quote:

Ask the shipper what address he want the money sent OK!??!

JG

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Sep 2013 Posts: 2210

Sheeper follows up>

Quote:

Mr Jonathan,

Are you back from the Sending of the $1500 to Mr Jeffery address as stated below? Can i have the pament slip of the Money Gram and the control $#

JG still doesn't understand what Money Gram is... I am hoping at some point this doofus will figure that out..

Quote:

i dont understand what pament slip u are talking about?? I have the $1500 i was going to write a check and mail the check to the address that u gave to me i can probably make it to the post office after i get off work tomorow afternoon. do u know how much it will cost to ship it from the United State to Londen? it mite be kind of expensive but i will find out and let u know OK?!? And sey hi to the captain if u see him and tell him i am also looking at some motoerciycles that we mite buy but i need to find out what kind he likes first Ok so let me know!

JG

And from the Captain:

Quote:

Mr JG,

How are you? Hope fine. Have you send the $1500 payment details of the
MONEY SENT TO THE SHIPPER? i MEAN THE MONEY GRAM REFERENCE NUMBERS.

Please kindly do that now.

Quote:

Hey bro yea I am working on it with the shiper hey have u had a chance to look at the new mororcycles for this year what kind do u like best and also what color and i will see what they cost for u OK!??!

JG

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Sep 2013 Posts: 2210

I sent them a phony 8 digit reference number. Of course JG accidentally spilled coffee on the receipt so he isn't quite sure if the number is correct. Both Captain and shipper are frantically asking for a scan...

Quote:

Bro,

The shipper is waiting for the MONEY GRAM PAYMENT SLIP OF THE $1500.
Kindly scan the slip for him they need it to pick up the money.

You don't need a scan?!? All you need is the 8 digits bro!

Quote:

Bro i dont understand i sent him the number that he needs the clerk at Walmart said that all he needs to pick up the money is his ID and the eigt digit number so he has everythin he needs so he can defintely get the mooney now OK so hey let me know as soon as the trunk boxes get shiped i want to make sure i am home when they arive so they are safe and them i can invest the money for us in jetskis and mothercycles OK bro!!

JG

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