Mr slow is taking four little trips (4x safari)

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Master Baiter Joined: 03 Jan 2014 Posts: 102

I picked up Mr Ke1vin in surplus in January and he has been the slowest most IQ-free lad I’ve baited so far. The scam is one of the Nelson Mandela scams where I am entitled to 1.7 million USD of Mandelas money.

Since the beginning I thought the lad was quite boring so I slow baited him at first getting five bank account out of him. Also two mules that got reported. The lad is probably a small boi since he never can make any decisions over phone when I call him. He always has to get back to me and then there is someone in the background whispering all the time during the calls.

I got bored in late February and dropped him but he kept calling me almost every day and sending numerous of emails that seemed more and more stressed. My guess is that his oga was putting pressure on him to perform. So I picked him up again called him a few times and sent a few emails every week playing dumb. Since he was pretty much drained on accounts and only nagged about WU and MG I decided to send him on safari instead. My hope is that his oga will punish him hard after another (big) failure.

So this is how I did it:
• Told the lad that I have now done as he said and sent him the 3256 Euros as requested by him in his email. The lad of course got confused so I emailed him and told him that I had done as requested in the new emails sent from his other address. As a proof I sent this print screen: http://s10.postimg.org/xyyk1f1uh/Transfer_2.jpg
• The lad tried to call me 27 times the day after and sent me 9 sms with this text: “PLEASE SIR CANCEL THE PAYMENT NOW, ITS FAKE, ITS NOT THE REAL BANK I’M HACKED!!” . Guess he didn’t like to get chopped.
• Told the lad that it was too late to get the money back and now I don’t trust anyone in Africa so the deal was off.
• The lad called me every day and night for a few days (don’t lads know that bankers don’t normally call clients 2 AM?)
• I sent the lad an email saying that I would be in Cotonou on business and to finish the transaction he needs to meet me there since I only trust the lad and want to meet him face to face.

After this he tried some small tricks like sending a colleague etc but I insisted that I will meet him or no one. So Yesterday the lad and his oga jumped in their car and drove from Lagos to Cotonou. The lad emailed me from what I think is a hotel, since he is using Yahoo it was easy to see when his IP changed from his normal 41.I38.172.251 that shows Lagos, Nigeria to 41.2I6.44.63 that shows Cotonou, Benin.

Called the lad yesterday and the lad then said he was still in Lagos and waited for further instructions but he promised to call me today which he did from a Benin number (still someone whispering in the background). He then started asking a lot of strange questions like if I’m armed, if anyone will accompany me to the meeting with the lad etc. This combined with the fact that he lied about not being in Cotonou to get more time makes me suspect that they are planning something very nasty. Maybe kidnapping me? Sadly my baiting phone doesn’t allow for recording. But I have the confirmation calls recorded where the lad promises to travel etc but they are not that fun to listen to so I will only upload them if anybody is interested.

So the safari is definitely confirmed both through phone and email. Now it’s time to push the lad/lads on to Parakou. Will call the lad in panic soon and tell him that some guys followed me and tried to rob me (I'll make it sound like it's the hackers). So I don’t feel safe at all in Catonou so my driver are driving me to Parakou where I will stay at the famous S@fari Hotel instead.

Posted: Wed Apr 30, 2014 2:35 pm

Top notch baiting clapping

Posted: Wed Apr 30, 2014 3:06 pm

I was listening through some of this and the lad was definitely lying about being in Lagos: 10 minutes earlier, he was on the phone wanting to pick Choppah up at his hotel and asking for directions!

Choppah's right, if this was a real victim, this lad intends something beyond a hand shake and "Nice to meet you". Further the lad had absolutely the worst music with lyrics about the "Elephant Nation" rather than a ringer on the phone. An automated voices asks if you want to down load it-I'll pass.

Master Baiter Joined: 03 Jan 2014 Posts: 102

A little update

The lad promised to meet me at lunchtime today but called me 4 PM his time, that’s not okay so I told the lad that I were on my way to Parakou now since he didn’t show up. I have other things to do in West Africa than to sit on my ass waiting for him. The lad got angry of course but finally agreed to make another safari on Friday again to meet me. What a treasure he is:
http://www.4shared.com/mp3/_IuZmoWBce/2014-04-30_17-04-39_computer_r.html

If you listen closely you can hear that someone in the background is giving him instructions during the entire call.

Posted: Wed Apr 30, 2014 7:47 pm

Excellent work!

Posted: Wed Apr 30, 2014 9:43 pm

Good work Choppa. I hope your lads enjoy their safari.

Posted: Wed Apr 30, 2014 11:16 pm

Great work snaring the oga too. Can't wait to see what happens next.

Posted: Thu May 01, 2014 2:29 pm

Nicely done!

Posted: Thu May 01, 2014 8:08 pm

Keep 'em comin'! Thumbs up

Master Baiter Joined: 03 Jan 2014 Posts: 102

Thanks for the nice words!

Just talked to the lad. He is on his way again from Lagos to Cotonou and this time he is bringing with him “some guys” for my security. Feels sweet to waste a Friday for several lads. It’s also quite a satisfying feeling to know that he will have driven in total at least 500 km for nothing and spent money on petrol, boarder fees, food, accommodation, SIM-cards etc.

I’ll spend my lunch today with finding some excuse why I had to leave Cotonou again in the last minute.

Baiting Guru Joined: 28 Feb 2013 Posts: 3152

Misery just loves company!

Excellent work DDC. clapping

Posted: Fri May 02, 2014 8:24 am

Great job choppa!! You swedes have a gifr for safaries.

Posted: Fri May 02, 2014 9:16 am

Personally I think it's a cultural talent. Very nice work, Choppah. Your pith collection is impressive! Maybe you had to detour to inspect another charitable facility?

Posted: Fri May 02, 2014 9:48 am

I am very proud of my fellow countryman. Perhaps it is a cultural thing, or perhaps it is the accent. I had a lad telling me yesterday that I had an innocent voice. Innocent in this aspect is that I didn't get any of the blame for the vile things I put him through. So perhaps it is the accent.

Either way, great work Choppa

Posted: Fri May 02, 2014 9:55 am

Great job choppa!! You swedes have a gifr for safaries.

Master Baiter Joined: 03 Jan 2014 Posts: 102

The lad called me an hours ago from Cotonou, so the second safari for this lad in three days is now confirmed. Safari

Sadly for the lad my trip from Parakou down to Cotonou in order to meet with him didn’t really go as planned. The car broke down in the middle of nowhere around 90 minutes north of Cotonou. The lad has now agreed over email to drive up and pick us up. Sadly I forgot a letter when I sent him the road address, so there will surely be some confusion and who knows, phones this days tends to have very bad batteries… Laughing

This is the call where the lad gets the information that I can’t really meet him in Cotonou after all. He bought into the story completely:
http://www.4shared.com/mp3/RDweJ7EXba/2014-05-02_16-02-35_computer_r.html

Thanks a lot The Monsignor for participating in the call and helping out with some convincing sounds.

Master Baiter Joined: 03 Jan 2014 Posts: 102

Dr Mike wrote:

I am very proud of my fellow countryman. Perhaps it is a cultural thing, or perhaps it is the accent. I had a lad telling me yesterday that I had an innocent voice. Innocent in this aspect is that I didn't get any of the blame for the vile things I put him through. So perhaps it is the accent.

Either way, great work Choppa

Thanks Dr Mike, I'm honored! Well actually it could be the accent. I've in my short career as a baiter chopped numerous lads over phone, given them all kind of excuses why their trips wasn't that fruitful etc, but never have I gotten one single rant over phone, just on email or sms.

Baiting Guru Joined: 31 Jan 2007 Posts: 12237

Dr Mike wrote:

I had a lad telling me yesterday that I had an innocent voice

I hate you more than any person on Earth. (Excluding SOOI)

Well done Choppa.

Posted: Fri May 02, 2014 4:26 pm

Pastor Frank wrote:

I love you more than any person on Earth. (Excluding SOOI)

Why thank you PF. How sweet of you to say that.

The more I think about it the more the singing Swedish chef accent theory make sense. I had only ever had one lad threaten to kill me. And seeing what I have put some of them through I have to say that it is a bit disappointing.

Master Baiter Joined: 03 Jan 2014 Posts: 102

At this very moment the lad is driving around between the cities of Toffo and Allada about 90 minutes north of Cotonou searching for a stranded black Jeep filled with Euro notes. The lad is surely not having a nice time since he has called my baiting phone constantly for the last two hours. Sadly the battery in my characters phone was very low (the lad knows this) and all those calls will not make it better, so from now the battery has been drained. Therefore the lad will get the information that the stranded Jeep has been towed to Bohicon (another hour north) for repairs first when he gets internet access again.

64 missed calls from the same lad during the same day, don’t think I ever have had that many before.. Can feel the frustration all the way from the bush road in Benin…

Master of Master Baiters Joined: 24 Dec 2012 Posts: 699

^^^ That's so awesome Smile

One fusterated lad you got there.

Posted: Fri May 02, 2014 8:08 pm

64 missed calls....just wow.....

But, I am sure the lad will be able to find your character soon...I mean his luck can't stay this bad...can it? Twisted Evil

Posted: Fri May 02, 2014 9:09 pm

Elite Baiter Joined: 10 Mar 2013 Posts: 1486

Do those calls cost anything to him? Or did those calls go to answering machine?

Master Baiter Joined: 03 Jan 2014 Posts: 102

This is just too good to be true! Called the lad an hour ago and he said that he was going back to Lagos again but he still hasn’t given up on me or the money. He even offered to come to Cotonou again when the car is fixed, I just need to call him when I’m actually there this time and not when I am on the way.

Just wow, this is a true believer I have here. Should I play it safe, send him to Cotonou and in that way squeeze out three safaris within a week from this lad or should I gamble and try to send him further? So many nice options.

Leka wrote:

Do those calls cost anything to him? Or did those calls go to answering machine?

I hope he had to pay but I doubt so, normally you're charged first when the person you are calling is answering.

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