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Ginger Lee
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 15, 2014 2:16 am Reply with quoteBack to top

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heloo my name is TARIQ KHAN i m searching a life partner ship women for futures partner ship,TARIQ intersted a life partner i m not intersted only messages 2 messages letters ,plz r you want a serious man for fututres partner husband contact to my sky pe id.yahoo id. TARIQ like face2 face serioUS talking in fututres partner ship wife and husband serious relation ship only, by


I understand ^ and sent:

i don't do the skype since men here want to see naked boobs bouncing up and down and i don't do that goodbye
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SORRY SHE SO BAD THINKING ANY MAN NOT W ANT BOOBS NOT W ANT S XX MUCH MORE PEOPLE BED MUCH MORE PEOPLE GOOD, FIVE FINGER THE HAND NOT SAME SAME OK , WOMEN MUCH MORE FOR SEX FOR BOOBS ANY FOR??? BUT I M W ANT ALOVER WIFE ONLY MY SEARCH ONLYA LIFE PARTNER AN D I M PROPOSEL TO SKY PE TALKING IT S GOOD FACE2 FCAE TALKING IN W EB CAMRA TALKING GOOD YAHOO AN D OTHER ITS ONLY MSG TO MSG I DON'T LIKE THAT'S I M LIKE FACE 2 FACE TALKING A ND PLANE THE 2 LOVER COUPLE IN THE FUTURES OK MY THINKING IS GOOD OK


what the f*ck?

I ended up sending

I completely understand


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PostPosted: Tue Apr 15, 2014 2:19 am Reply with quoteBack to top

"FIVE FINGER THE HAND NOT SAME SAME OK"

This is masterful. I learned that having five fingers does not necessarily make a hand a hand, as breasts do not define a woman. He is far more brilliant than I first thought.
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 15, 2014 2:24 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Totally makes sense.
I'll just need more vodka.
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 15, 2014 9:12 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Think how much worse he'd be on skype.

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PostPosted: Tue Apr 15, 2014 11:28 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I think it translates to: Please bait me and cause me lad pain and frustration.

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FIVE FINGER THE HAND NOT SAME SAME OK


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u_VsvZmIWxY

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PostPosted: Tue Apr 15, 2014 12:32 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

He's actually easier to understand now

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she understand nice good she so intelligent women good, you understand my heart thinking good, reply me long message and she want me a s alover reply long message and starta love with me ok bye


he has good heart thinking good, long message good and lover good. long message more better than small message as long dick on man make not man but small message on computer to compare! And long message to be of better for the finger.

I have such a headache.
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 15, 2014 3:11 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Inarticulate.

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PostPosted: Tue Apr 15, 2014 3:36 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

That makes me dizzy just reading it. I can only imagine what it was like to write. That's tougher than my Mistress.

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PostPosted: Tue Apr 15, 2014 4:22 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Am confuse.

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PostPosted: Tue Apr 15, 2014 8:07 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

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He is far more brilliant than I first thought.



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ANY MAN NOT W ANT BOOBS NOT W ANT S XX MUCH MORE PEOPLE BED MUCH MORE PEOPLE GOOD, FIVE FINGER THE HAND NOT SAME SAME OK ,


I see what you mean. Shocked

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PostPosted: Wed Apr 16, 2014 3:39 am Reply with quoteBack to top

In my head, I keep hearing over and over "Me love you long time" when I read his emails.


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I think MJB needs a cousin with that name.

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PostPosted: Wed Apr 16, 2014 4:51 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Time to teach him the 'bang bang' mantra?

I get one tagged message a night. Tonight's delight:

Quote:
woooooooooooooooooooo she so funny long message good but man long dickkkkkkkwoooooooooooooo so nice she want long dick wooo in man so nice , its your friends all in black man and black man all is mr 18 inches woooooooooooooo i m so long message but my dick is medium size wooooooooooooooooooo have a nice kisses huggss byeeeee


he so funny with all the ooooooo because they are soooo looong! All my friend are all black and orange and some are pink and most have fingers to do the banging with and mr 18 inches or mr 9 inches is more ok too soooo much !

I liked it better 3 nights ago.
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PostPosted: Wed Apr 16, 2014 3:48 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I woke up to these:

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woo thanks kathy s o funy to u come in funy to funy love and sky pe so funy talking face2 face she so ahppy w ith me i m so funny talking m y love kisses huggs and much more love full nights?????????????


Quote:
ahhhhhhhhhh?

Quote:

ohhhhhhhhhhhh?


Quote:
nice????????????????????


Quote:
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh?


i don't have a skype and i have no web camera so sad but i like your words so much! love full nights!


Quote:
yes my love my heart so lover my real life so happy and i m go for in friends in raver side BEACH side go for tour my a ll friends talking TARIQ WITH OUT TARIQ MY TOURS IS UPSET TOURS TARIQ ANY TIME FUNNY TALKING AND OS HAPPY ON THE WAY LOHGH IN ALL PEOPLE ON THE WAY SO JOCKS ON THE WAY SO THANKS MY LOVER NO PROBLEM I M SO FAR WITH YOU BUT MY HEART GOOD WISHES WITH YOU AND GOD BLESS YOU THANKS, YOUR LOVER FRIEND TARIQ


Kathy like beach, kathy like water, kathy like friends. Kathy like TOURS. TOURS SHOULD NOT BE UPSET. TOURS TALKING TARIQ AND TARIQ LIKE HAPPY SO TOURS TO BE HAPPY AND NO PROBLEMS.
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PostPosted: Wed Apr 16, 2014 4:01 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Could this be the upcoming "i need money" request?

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ok same sam ethinkking but your heart my heart s am e same i m want lover friend lover wife and lover true relation ship i m want tours all teh worlds i m go in dubai arab emrats malysia bang kok not in urup urup vissa so long prosses much more peopel w ant tariq come in my country but so problem in my vissa i m already amerried man an d urup lae 1 husband 1 wife its my first merry problem in my vissa in urup i m not liar man much more people here merried in countries and show in passport unmerried its liat talking a nd tariq not like liar talking i m want 1 women she accept me as awife in atriq as a kids in tariq all acceoted tariq happy this women


heart be same same, thinking heart my heart. friend lover husband.long trip to dubai arab emrats malysia bang cock not in urup and visa is like masterdcart someone said once i think it was confusious but urop is nice too. but this lover friend wife that is me kathy does not want kids and tariq may not like this but kathy hopes she is still friend lover wife.
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PostPosted: Wed Apr 16, 2014 4:15 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

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yes my love i m so happy with you tariq heart a nd kathy heart same sam e but 1 confused talk in tariq kathey want tariq a s afriend and tariq w ant kathey is a wife its 2 difecult world i m w ant marry to u a nd she want atriq onlya s alover friend i m understand your heart felling


He's confused? I win!

kathy likes tariq for husband. kathy is not a wife but wants to be wife to tariq but tariq is married and kathy doesn't know if tariq's wife will accept kathy as another wife?
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PostPosted: Wed Apr 16, 2014 4:37 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

They don't make enough Aspirin for me to be able to read this Lad's shit. Perhaps a synopsis after it is over with? Is that even possible? ohhhhhhhhhhhh? ahhhhhhhhhh? nice????????????????????

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PostPosted: Wed Apr 16, 2014 4:42 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I can only imagine what the MTCN will look like
"kathy says there is a 4 in the MTCN number, tariq smart man, tariq will recognize. ahhhhhhhhhhh"
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PostPosted: Wed Apr 16, 2014 7:52 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Im so ahppy your ahppy wit h you r lad. Eve n thoug h I nee d correctiv e lense s by th e tim e I finis h readin g

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ohhhhhhhhh? ahhhhhhhh?
Lik e it s a questio n ?


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nice????????????????????


Yes Ginger, please entertain us ...

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PostPosted: Wed Apr 16, 2014 8:14 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Tariq would understand you!

did kathy upsetted tariq? kathy will throw herself off a tall building since kathy is so undeserving of tariq. kathy will miss tariq. does tariq believe in heaven? kathy hopes heaven exists.
Quote:

my love my first wife accept to you ok TARIQ ACCEPT YOU MY WIFE ACCEPT YU ALREADY OK, MY WIFE MY SMALL KIDS NO PROBLEM IN KATHY

Quote:

KATHY TRUELY COME IN TARIQ HEART AN D TRULY LOVE WITH TARIQ TARIQ AND MY FAMILY NO PROBLEM BUT THE PROBLEM IN URUP LAW URUP LAW TARIQ NOT VISA IN URUP SHE STRUGLE FOR TARIQ AN D SHE WANT ATRIQ LIVE WITH ME I M SO HAPPY A ND I GIVE MY HEART TO YOU I GIVE MY LIFE WITH YOU TOO


kathy is happy but kathy is sad. kathy love tariq and kathy will love tariq's other wife. does tariq need kathy to do love making in same bed with tariq and other wife of tariq? kathy will obey tariq and do this for tariq. perhaps tariq will not need visa and kathy will go to visit tariq at tariq's home?

Quote:
ok she no problem tariq stay 1 night 1wife 2 night 2 wife wooooooooooooooooooooooo

Quote:

kathy happy ok


Quote:
i m like i m stell live with you theer in us


Quote:
but us visa so long prosses, my family members much more in us


Quote:
he faimly live with tehre in us


I have no idea..

kathy must go to work for the job for the paying of bills and kathy will be back online later tonight. kathy misses tariq and will think of tariq all day


Quote:
OK MY LOVE BUT TOMORROW CAM WEBCAMRA IN SKY PE OK

Quote:

ONLINE IN MY S KY PE ID


kathy has no webcamra. kathyy has no skype. kathy is sad. tariq wanting bouncing boobs on webcamra and kathy only wants to read words of love. kathhy will throw herself off tall building due to sadness.
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PostPosted: Thu Apr 17, 2014 5:05 am Reply with quoteBack to top

My nerd might be showing, but this ladversation draws a striking resemblance to the Khajit from the Elder Scrolls game series.

A real example:

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PostPosted: Thu Apr 17, 2014 12:18 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^That makes you an official translator around these parts.

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no my love i m not w ant web cam sexxxxxxxxxxx not want show me boobsssssssssss sorryyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

Quote:

i m want real love afce2 face talking only in w eb cam ok

Quote:

for sex much more women want my love but i dont like bitch women

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i m want a true lover wife nota bitch ok

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my heart so lover so sansative so felling love ok miss katheyyyyyyyyyyyy understand me ok byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee


did tariq call Kathy a bitch?
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PostPosted: Thu Apr 17, 2014 1:24 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

And he doesn't want to see her boobs??? What's wrong with him?? Bad tariq!

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PostPosted: Thu Apr 17, 2014 7:10 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I'd like to take up a collection to keep enough vodka in supply to help Ginger try and comprehend this lad.

please send me your MCTN numbers

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PostPosted: Thu Apr 17, 2014 7:17 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Hmmm... I can translate it so I'm kinda worried about my brain.

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PostPosted: Fri Apr 18, 2014 12:20 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Ginger will bait for vodka.

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she was not a bitch she so c ute


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she w a s not a bitch ok she so honest lover women i m for example much more women want tariq sexxxxx she nota bitch she so lover women ok she no sad my love ok

Quote:

KATHEY PLZ TODAY SHE ONLINE IN SKY PE PLZZZZZZZZZZZZ

Quote:

PLZZZZZZZZZZZ


Quote:
PLZZZZZZZZZ

Quote:

KATHY PLZ


Quote:
I MISS U W ITHOUT CAMRA OK


tariq needs to understand that kathy has no skype. kathy likes to see words from tarique on computer but computer doesn't let kathy do a skype account. tariq needs to understand. no skype kathy. just words kathy.
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