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Posted: Thu Apr 24, 2014 6:35 am

Gaylad wrote:

Dear Herbert Hoover,

Thanks for your message and your compliment I really appreciate and willing to take up your case. So for that reason send to me the sum of $700.00 (Seven Hundred United States Dollars) as upfront mobilization fee to enable me take your case and file sexual harassment lawsuit against your boss. Do not forget that you have not yet furnish me your boss Full Name, House or Office Address as I requested from you on my message to you dated 08/04/2014 so take note and act accordingly.

The sum US$700.00 shall be send to the following name:

(snip)

Via MONEY-GRAM TRANSFER and/or WESTERN UNION MONEY TRANSFER office in your country to save time since the money you are to send is not big. After sending the money via any of the two money transfers office, kindly send the MTCN transfer information’s by email and/or in alternative, you can call the below telephone number to convey the MTCN info.

Looking forward to your response

Yours in service,

Herb wrote:

thank u so much sir i need to wait til i get paid next week but i send u money then okay??

anyway here is infromation on my case and lifestyle:

im 42 years old i work at porygon-3 energy concern as desk drone. my boss is carter (snip) a very mean man. he call me many bad words like queer and pillow biter and self-hating homo. sometimes he pretend to steal my nose but now i realise he never actual steal it becuse it was just his finger in his fist he pretended was my nose

now my boss say i got two week to imrove my performance or im fired. you see i havent been able to focus on my work lately because of all the turmoil in my life. because i was in love with woman at coffeee shop and try make her sleep with me but she refuse and get restraining order which make me so angry that i cant sleep and sweat all the time so much i sometimes trip over in puddle of my sweat. and then i get in trouble because im so curious and confused that i was looking up pornographies on my work computer both the normal porns and the gay porns but i didnt realise my computer was still hooked up to powerpoint projector so everyone in office see it!!

so this is the sexual harrasing case i want to bring against my boss so i dont get fired and get lots of money from my boss instead. does this sound like strong case to you??

also i need your help beause you havent yet answer all my questions on how this gay stuff works. because i try the sodomy several times and every time it hurt my bottom a lot. sir is there some way i can do the sodomy without it hurting??? because my bottom is so sore right now. remember im not a gay or anything im just lonely.

thank u for everything sir and god bless
herb

Posted: Thu Apr 24, 2014 11:44 am

Cammy sent Short a brief but ambiguous message.

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I'm getting some pressure here. What's the situation?

Hs reply was gratifyingly detailed.

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I have received your message and I am sorry for the pressure you are getting over there, actually I have been trying my very best and have not in any manner forgot your inheritance affair with UBA bank as am looking forward to availability of fund in my hand to round-up your legal inheritance transfer repatriation process.
I have some few people from the Rainbow Club members who pledged donation of money but not yet fulfill their pledge in support and for the freedom of innocent LGBT serving jail sentence. So please have patient and also tell any person that is given you pressure to please have patient as well.
Since then I have been busy engaged in working out modalities to re-appeal for judgments and free our dear innocent LGBT serving jail sentence with had labor in congested diet prisons here in Ghana. Most at times and during the Easter I and my dearest Water-Ass went for Charity work to the prisons yards where our LGBT is serving jail to give them moral support and share foods, Drinking water, Juice Drink and clothes to them because their suffering is too much.
So please once again, have patient with me since you and I have no money for the moment to obtain your inheritance probate transfer documents from the appropriate ministries here in Ghana. But I believed strongly soonest things will be in good order for all of us.
Finally, I will always endeavor to information you once I received any donation from Rainbow Club members to fight for LGBT rights and to secure the release freedom of our LGBT from Jail.
Thank you for your understanding and waiting for your reply,

Posted: Thu Apr 24, 2014 12:56 pm

Gaylad, full of good advice, wrote:

Dear Herbert Hoover,

I am in receipt of your message and the contents well understood and noted. I will be looking forward to receive the sum US$700.00 Mobilization Retainer-ship fees to embark on the lawsuit against your boss.

Now in regards to the warning given to you by your Boss to improve your work performance and/ or you get fired, my advice to that effects is for you to please pay attention to that advice to improve your work performance to avoid been fired as he said. Already you confirmed that you have not been focused on your work meaning that what your boss said to that effect is true not force accusation.

Please forget and stop been dwellings on the past and focus on your present things. I will only help you after receiving US$700.00 to file lawsuit of sexual harassment / Molestation against your boss which I am very much optimistic you will get reasonable amount of compensation from him Mr. Carter (snip).

Based on your question, please kindly seek the advice of Medical professional to solve the bottom hurting/ sore problems for you.

Looking forward to your response

Yours in service,

Baiting Guru Joined: 07 Jul 2006 Posts: 5727

I guess my character is gay.

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Dear J P,

In acknowledgement to the receipt of your message, please kindly if available send me via email attachment a scan copy of your Birth Certificate and your National ID or International Passport copy to enable me ascertain some vital information’s to process lawsuit file against your father via international court of arbitration.

Meanwhile in answer to your question ““whether if you are been considered as homosexual yet”” to the best of my knowledge the answer to your question is YES! The reason (s) for saying YES you are because the language that we produce is a reflection of our hearts; our hearts are the wellspring of our life.

Lastly for your kind information, I will require an upfront mobilization retainer-ship fee from you to carry out the lawsuit file against your father via international court of arbitration.

Posted: Tue Apr 29, 2014 11:28 am

I decided to stir things up a bit by making a call as Cammy's embittered father Mick Taylor, who said some bad anti-gay things.

http://www.4shared.com/mp3/BpBQUErKba/2014-04-29_time_19_58_45_Mick_.html

Cammy's careless taunt to her father could lead to trouble for people in Australia sending help, and who knows where else...

Posted: Thu May 01, 2014 2:04 pm

I haven't heard from him in a while, so I dangled some money in front of his nose.

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I've collected all the donations now. I hope they help out. It's not much, but $1500 is probably better than nothing. I pray all those poor people detained just because of what they are find justice.

Posted: Fri May 02, 2014 3:33 am

Gaylad wrote:

Dear Herbert Hoover,

This is to remind your promised of 23rd April 2014, kindly let me know when will be sending the fee US$700.00 as you made mentioned on the above date.

Looking forward to your swift response

Yours in service,

Herb wrote:

Sir yes i kno about that its just im starting to have real doubt about this whole thing. You are suppose to be MY lawyer but then you take my bosses side in dispute and say i was doing wrong thing and i should work better. You are my lawyer sir i appreciate all you done for me so far but if im going to pay you $700 fee i need kno that you represent MY interest snd in the court case you make he court people say i was doing right thing at work and should get promotion and my own office as well as get compensation from my boss carter who also needs to be fired.

I have $450 so far or the $700 . On monday i get paid again and then i will have all the $700. But sir understand i have been forgoing othr expense to save up this money like i not buy food or anything like that ok. So if i pay this fee i need know you then represent me and not my boss

Also i try the sodomy again this time the man use melted butter on his thing that make it hurt less so i think i do that from now on

Gaylad wrote:

Dear Herbert Hoover,

In acknowledgement to the receipt of your electronic message which the contents was well understood and noted therein hence this message. (Well, duh.) First and foremost I urged you not to entertain any kind of fear or doubt on anything concerning the lawsuit I will file against your boss which I am very much optimistic that your boss will pay you heavily at the end of the legal battle of sexual harassments, I am your legal representing attorney who cares much on your personal interest to your favor. So once again, do not entertain any fear or doubt.

Then regarding the fee to file the lawsuit as we agreed, I advise since you are very sure that you will get paid on Monday, better you get paid to complete it $700 and send it at same time if I may suggest and/or advice. But if you feel or believe to send the $450 already with you, then you can go ahead to send it immediately possibly tomorrow to enable me register the lawsuit first with International Court of arbitration, and after you send the balance once you get paid.

This are my suggestion since you will have to buy food and your other personal expense. (How considerate)

Looking forward to your response

Yours in service,

Posted: Fri May 02, 2014 11:07 am

Herb wrote:

Thank you sir thats means a lot to me. What if i sene you the 450 first, then when i get my next paycheck i buy essentials like food and toilet paper, then in the next paycheck after that i pay you the second 450? Is that okay with u??

Posted: Mon May 05, 2014 12:14 pm

Hmm, the lawyer is unhappy:

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How are you doing?
I wish to inform you that I have not yet receive any donation from any person till now, though many made promised but yet to fulfill.
Thank you for your understanding,

Looks like Cammy's father may have messed things up!

Baiting Guru Joined: 07 Jul 2006 Posts: 5727

All I did was ask him for a copy of his license to practice law!

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Dear J P,

Thank you for message, but unfortunately my chambers do not accept and/or take job from individual or an organization that does not have confidence in our creditability; also I cannot abide to your request of sending you my Law Practicing Certificate copy just to convince you send your Lawsuit processing fee. Sorry I will not do that. Consequently I am too busy to submit to such request and too old enough based on the numbers of years I have practiced law to succumb on your demand.

Besides, the contact details you claim to be your father addresses was absolutely wrong after verification huh?, which I believed was the reason (s) you have been unable to provide me with every information’s I have requested about you.

Sorry please you can look for another lawyer to help you file the lawsuit, I don’t like dealing with unserious joker.

Bye,

Posted: Mon May 05, 2014 5:43 pm

What? He doesn't have his lettuce on the wall like every other Barrister I know?

Posted: Mon May 05, 2014 5:51 pm

^^^He's probably sent it away to have the RSOT buffed up.

Jayhawk wrote:

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unserious joker.

As opposed to a serious joker?

Posted: Tue May 06, 2014 10:34 am

Cammy is distressed to hear that the Barr hasn't received any donations.

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This is terrible! I didn't think my father could do what he threatened, but fuck me, it looks like he has. Have you heard from anyone lately?

Baiting Guru Joined: 07 Jul 2006 Posts: 5727

Cammy needs to get pissed off (and we all know that Cammy can get very, very pissed off when she wants to.). This lad needs to get off his ass and get to work. After everything Cammy has done for him, and he acts like this? Mad

Posted: Tue May 06, 2014 2:30 pm

The Barrister wrote:

Dear Herbert Hoover,

I am in receipt of your message and understand well your explanation and reason with you, having reason with you and cannot denied you food etc. It is okay for me, go ahead to send $450 to below name as I reconfirm.

Send US$450.00 to the following name:

(snip)

Via MONEY-GRAM TRANSFER and/or WESTERN UNION MONEY TRANSFER office in your country to save time.

Finally, please kindly furnish me in your return mail your home or office address and your telephone number to enhance communication and in case of any urgent information.

Waiting for your response with the MTCN information after sending the money.

Yours in service,

Herb wrote:

Okay sir i will do this. But first i need ask what is a western uniom. Because i have never hear of this place before

Thank u for everything and god bless u sir
Herb

Lazy bastard wrote:

Dear Herbert Hoover,

you made mentioned that you do not know what is called Money Gram and Western Union, please for better good understanding of what is Money Gram and Western Union visit your bank or any bank around and ask them about Money Gram and Western Union any bank you ask will definitely tell you.

Money Gram and Western Union is the easy fastest sure method of sending money across the World ask and make enquiries you will be educate about Money Gram and Western Union any bank.

Yours in service,

English isn't this lad's strong point, is it?

Herb, a few days later wrote:

sir

ive researched this western onion money gram thing and i think i understand it now. but a big problem have come up in my life so i cant pay you yet sorry i need the money to save me from this situation but maybe next week i hope when everything settles down.

thank you for you're patience sir and god bless
herb

Posted: Wed May 07, 2014 10:33 am

The barrister replied rather promptly.

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Thanks for your mail; unfortunately nobody among all has redeemed his pledged, to my greatest surprised. However I will late you know if anyone redeems his pledged.

Cammy gave him a job to do.

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Who promised you how much? I can chase them up and find out what the problem is.

Posted: Thu May 08, 2014 1:29 am

Yeah, I'm guilty of not sending the money. But I have a good excuse. Really!

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Oh, I'm so sorry. My uncle came down with a very bad case of pancreatic fungus, so I've been rather busy. We didn't know if he was going to make it. But God decided not to take him at this time and for that we are greatful. [intentional misspelling] I got home tonight, but I have one more day off of work tomorrow, so I can take the money to the bank to be wired.

Posted: Thu May 08, 2014 11:11 am

^ The Lad thinks that P0ppy Smallbarr0w is a man (italics and underlining in original).

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Please for update find below message I received from P0PPY SM4LLBURR0W one of the Rainbow club members whom gathered some donations from some Rainbow donors.

Oh, I'm so sorry. My uncle died last week of pancreatic cancer, so I've been rather busy. But I got home tonight and I have one more day off of work tomorrow, so I can take the money to the bank to be wired.

************************************************************

So I will be looking forward to hear from him tomorrow Friday 8th May 2014. I will also keep you update after hearing from him based his promised.

Posted: Sat May 10, 2014 1:27 pm

Barr Short wrote to Cammy quoting his email to Poppy.

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Is all well with you? I am very surprised for not hearing from you based on your promised to wire the donations you gathered from donors.
Please kindly keep me update to enable me know how possible to secure removal of this innocent LGBT community suffering and dying in the most diet congested Jail of Ghana.

Cammy replied:

Quote:

I'm worried that my father may have done something to mess with our plans. He's nasty enough, and jealous to boot.
He never stopped telling me that I was worthless and useless and that I'd die in the gutter as a junkie. When I told him I'm bisexual he actually tried to attack me (my brother was there to lock him in the outside dunny until I was safely away). Every day I live better than him is salt in the wound.
Two of my gay friends have been getting threatening phone calls. I'll get back to you.

Any baiters with characters in Australia can be affected by the wrath of Mick Taylor.*

*No relation to the psycho in Wolf Creek.

Posted: Sun May 11, 2014 5:57 am

Yastreb wrote:

^ The Lad thinks that P0ppy Smallbarr0w is a man (italics and underlining in original).

Quote:

Please for update find below message I received from P0PPY SM4LLBURR0W one of the Rainbow club members whom gathered some donations from some Rainbow donors.

Oh, I'm so sorry. My uncle died last week of pancreatic cancer, so I've been rather busy. But I got home tonight and I have one more day off of work tomorrow, so I can take the money to the bank to be wired.

************************************************************

So I will be looking forward to hear from him tomorrow Friday 8th May 2014. I will also keep you update after hearing from him based his promised.

Oh God, I sent him two answers. I wrote that first one, then thought up a funnier one and sent that, thinking I deleted the first. *head desk* Oh well, he apparently didn't notice. Laughing

He's wondering where his money is.

Gay Rights Barrister wrote:

Is all well with you? I am very surprised for not hearing from you based on your promised to wire the donations you gathered from donors.

Please kindly keep me update to enable me know how possible to secure removal of this innocent LGBT community suffering and dying in the most diet congested Jail of Ghana.

Waiting for your urgent response

I wrote:

I took the money to the bank and wired it. I've not had computer access for a few days, so I fretted about not being able to contact you. Please let me know if you got it.

Posted: Mon May 12, 2014 10:42 pm

Short Barr today:

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I am so sorry for what you are passing and/or experiencing from your father, this is totally misconception from your father a nonchalant attitude of him based on the fact we are in a global world where everyone has equal rights and that is violations of Human Rights. Anyway that is by the way since he is your father and thank God you was able escaped successfully without him succeed in attacking you.

Kindly relax yourself and do not worry for anything soonest it will be a thing of the past, as I am very much optimistic that before ending this month every should be solved amicably because P0PPY SM4LLBURR0W said he has wired the gathered donations money to Ghana here, though he did not give me any proof of the wired transfer nether did he told me the exact amount he wired to the bank account in Ghana, I have requested this information’s from him and yet to receive his reply. Please in case if you have P0PPY SM4LLBURR0W telephone number kindly passes it to me.

The original scam seems to have been completely forgotten!

Posted: Mon May 12, 2014 11:03 pm

^^^ Well, he can have the Whistling Pickle number. +1 (904) 241-1080 Laughing

Gay Lad wrote:

I received your message with thanks and happy for the good news you gave that you have successfully wired the donations, though you never provide me with transfer payment slip as that is compulsory and necessary to present it to the bank here before they will allow any withdrawal, so please kindly as a matter of urgent make available to me the transfer payment slip.

I will also like to know how much exactly you did transferred to the receiving bank account in Ghana? Furthermore, I need your private telephone number that I can reach you in case of any urgent matter.

Finally, please once again kindly answer the question I asked above and as well provide to me the transferred payment slip from your bank.

P wrote:

Oh, darn it. I totally forgot you asked for that. I'll scan that at work tomorrow and email to you.

God bless

Posted: Tue May 13, 2014 5:13 am

Things are going pretty slowly between the Barrister and Herb.

A week ago, Barrister Short wrote:

Dear Herbert Hoover,

Thank you for your message I have had you and will be waiting to hear from you around next week when you maybe sure to send the money.

Yours in service,

Two days ago, Herb wrote:

Sir things are still so bad here... i have nothing left... what am i going to do?????? save me

herb

Two days ago, Barrister Short, feeling generous, wrote:

Dear Herbert Hoover,

I received your message (no shit, sherlock), of course I am ready and willing to save and help you out, but you must first of all fulfill your own responsibility part by making available to me at least mobilization and processing fees of your of the lawsuit this is a prerogative obligation on your side. Even if it is less than proposed $450 go ahead and send it then I will surely complete it up to save you okay.

Kindly help me to help in large because the Bible says that heaven help those who helps themselves.

Waiting for your response

Yours in service,

Today, Herb wrote:

Subject: save me sir!!

sir i have nothing left i lost it all in investment scam i was trying to raise money and the man say if iinvest money in his company i get lots of money but he disapear and i lose everything!!! i have been fired from my job for bad performance and because i was caught masturbating in lunchroom pantry!! and now i keep getting phone calls from a very angry many who calls me things like homo! im not a gay remember i told you that im just curious and loney so i tried the sodomy.

sir all i have left is 56 dollars and 29 cents and i need that to afford to eat is there any way you can help me with some money please sir anything it is so bad here

god bless u sir
herb

Posted: Tue May 13, 2014 8:06 am

Rowan, I've given Short Barr that number...

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My father doesn't see this as a human rights issue - I think he wants to give his miserable life some purpose, even if it means ruining the lives of innocent people.
Anyhoo - I have a number from some of the notes on contributors - +1 904 241 1080; let me know what P0ppy says. I've going to shred those notes now just in case my father is dumpster diving (which is a funny thought).

Posted: Wed May 14, 2014 5:15 am

Gay Rights Lad wants that receipt, but of course there's trouble.

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Thank you for your mail response, I have had you and will be waiting to receive the scanned copy of transfer payment slip by tomorrow as you said so that I will submit it to the bank here as requested.

P wrote:

Crazy day today. The entire computer system has been acting up. IT is upset with me, but it's not my fault. I didn't know pressing F7 while Lotus 1-2-3 was running would crash the office's entire ethernet. Here's the scan. I didn't get a chance to actually look at it because my computer kept freezing up.

But as you probably notice, P does have access to email. Laughing

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